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#411 - alexianary
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(01/07/2014) [-]
today got feely really fast...
#408 - bluenotethepony
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(01/07/2014) [-]
I'm suicidal.
Not like I have the guts to do it, but I've planned it.
I've seriously considered it.
You guys are my friends. You make me laugh and you keep me happy.
Whether you're a troll, or an admin, thank you. I love you.
You make my life better.
#443 to #408 - dragongod
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*hug*
#405 - ImmortalBaconEater
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We're all going to die. It's the one certainty and the one constant comfort of life. You get one shot at life. Don't end it early. Make something you'll be proud of out of your life. You can always die. Any minute of any day of your life you can step in front of a car and you'll be gone. So don't do it today. There's so much more you can do with your life to make it worth while before it's all said and done.
#404 - pinkrhyhorn
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#402 - dudeguyFTW
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''don't touch a razor ever again.''
#400 - gammajk
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About the "why not" one at the end.....
what if you have none of those things? What if you know there isn't another human being on this planet that will do any of those things?
#416 to #400 - alexianary
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The fact alone that someone felt so miserable to the point where they needed to take their own life already upsets me.
I don't blame anyone with that set of mind because they're not psychics, but they gotta change that soon and know that they can't say that no one's going to give a damn for the same reason. You're not going to know how people will react or how they'll feel so don't assume no one cares..
#417 to #416 - gammajk
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>You're not going to know how people will react or how they'll feel so don't assume no one cares..
What if they do, though? That post keeps mentioning a best friend, or a sister, or their parents, or a boyfriend or girlfriend. What if you don't have ANY of those things?
#420 to #417 - alexianary
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>The fact alone that someone felt so miserable to the point where they needed to take their own life already upsets me.
you might not even know the people you'll affect, or for how many people this hits too close to home.
#423 to #400 - lemonlord
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There is always someone who cares, just because they don't know you personally doesn't mean they don't. sorry for wall of text

This guy who lived up the street from me tried to kill himself about 4 months ago. The mail man found him in the back garden trying to hang himself, he cut him down and took him to the hospital. (got fired for it too) Needless to say the whole street was shocked, we all knew him and thought he was a really nice guy just liked to keep to himself (we were horribly wrong he was just bad at getting to know people) through out the week the hospital kept him, the entire street but one house (they were on holiday) went to visit him. This little girl next door to me insisted she go down every day to see him she's 8 years old she said "he's sad because no one wants to play with him so I do". When the family that was on holiday got back went to his house to see him. since that day for the past 4 months he's had a visitor everyday normally two or three. I asked him one day if it bothered him that people came to see him every single day.
he said: "no, I thought I was alone but I was just blind, I though because I didn't know anyone no one would care, I've never been so glade to be wrong"

people do care because life is precious and shouldn't be wasted on such a selfish act.
#354 - straightbusta
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I really cannot understand how anyone can ever think of commiting suicide. How the **** is killing yourself ever going to make youtr life better. Do these people not know that youre ending your life over the most insignificant **** (bullying, etc.). I've known people who were banged and bruised everyday at school, but they never ever harmed themselves, and you know why? Because they KNOW BETTER. SUICIDE IS THE PUSSY OPTION TO SOLVING YOUR PROBLEMS. You can't take it anymore? GO DO ******* SOMETHING ABOUT IT. Don't take it like a pussy and them harm yourself HOLY **** SUICIDE IS SO STUPID. This is not a troll, this is me voicing my opinions about this. I barely ever rant, but this time i had to say something
#380 to #354 - grubbah
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You act like people choose to think about killing themselves. I used to think the same as you until I developed depression due to a related illness. Think of it like when you get a song stuck in your head, and you just can't get it out. Your brain just throws images and scenarios of your own demise at you, and tries to convince you how easy and care free it would be afterwards. And no matter how hard you try and get the thoughts out of your head, the moment you drop your guard they're back. I agree that suicide isn't a solution to anything and it solves absolutely nothing, but at least this should give you a little bit of insight.
#429 to #380 - straightbusta
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Yeah ok I see, that's a different side to the story, but to the others, I honestly think that there is no excuse for suicide
#389 to #354 - awesomedewd
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"SUICIDE IS THE PUSSY OPTION TO SOLVING YOUR PROBLEMS"

You stated the answer yourself. Some people aren't brave enough to solve something the hard way.
#399 to #389 - thefunnyside
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Sometimes problems don't have solutions
#401 to #399 - awesomedewd
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For example?
#403 to #401 - thefunnyside
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If someone you love died there really is no solution to that
#407 to #403 - awesomedewd
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Okay, didn't thought of this.
#340 - yudodat
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People always combat suicide with people missing you if you did it. What if there was nobody that would miss you? I knew a guy my niece had grown up with in an orphanage. He had lost both his parents, his only family, before he was 5. He had lived in the orphanage until he was eighteen and when he got out he could never get a good job, never had many friends, never had relation ships. He asked me a couple times if I would off myself in his situation. I didn't know what to say. We weren't great friends. It may seem like I would be someone to miss him, but really i had talked to him about 4 times, and might not even recognize him if not for this. The way I saw it he really had no reason to live other than this whole "what if tomorrow was the greatest day of your life" scrap. He shot himself not long after and this post was all that made me remember him. Not many people showed at the funeral other than my niece, me and our family. His work didn't even hold a service and he had been there for almost 4 years. So if the biggest combatant to suicidal thoughts is "People will miss you" Then are you throwing people without others to their suicide?
#309 - malhaloc ONLINE
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I make others laugh and they love to be around me, but the truth is I suffer from depression. Take it from someone who lives it, the funny guy you know is usually the one who needs the laugh the most. He brightens your day up the way he wishes others could for him. If you have a friend or even know someone like that, take the time to listen to their real story. It just might surprise you.
#322 to #309 - anon
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You really think these people give a ****? They'll ******* care for a moment then forget about your whiny sorry ass the next day.
#326 to #322 - malhaloc ONLINE
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Back, anon! Back to the depths from whence you came!
#328 to #326 - anon
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Ignore me for telling the truth I don't give a ****
#323 to #309 - anon
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And I like how you describe yourself by complementing yourself you narcissistic faggot.
#331 to #323 - malhaloc ONLINE
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inb4 the "bait" storm

When did I compliment myself? I only said I was funny. I make people laugh on a daily basis, therefore on some level this is true.
#332 to #331 - anon
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"Take it from someone who lives it, the funny guy you know is usually the one who needs the laugh the most. He brightens your day up the way he wishes others could for him." Hey everyone I'm so funny, I make people happy, I'm the life of the party!
Lol faggot
#342 to #332 - malhaloc ONLINE
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Wrong idea. I try to make people laugh, as I said, to brighten their day up. So they've at least had one good moment in their day. Not to be hailed as a comedic genius or the life of the party.
#436 to #342 - anon
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You didn't say try.
#437 to #436 - malhaloc ONLINE
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Ok I do make people laugh, the point remains the same.
#451 to #437 - anon
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Lol K
#452 to #451 - malhaloc ONLINE
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(01/09/2014) [-]
Glad we could agree. Now if you're done "trolling" ima go filter anon comment now.
#345 to #309 - NerdforChrist
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Don't listen to anon malhaloc, youre worth quite a lot to quite a few people. I choke up when people die, even if I never knew them. I hope you have the best day of your life tomorrow. God bless you.
#347 to #345 - malhaloc ONLINE
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Thanks, man you too. Yeah, I've wasted a lot of time with this guy. I'm pulling 16 hours tomorrow...or rather in 4 and a half hours. I haven't been able to sleep so I thought some internet would help with that.
#349 to #347 - NerdforChrist
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dang I thought I had it rough at 10 hours. where u work, I just work in a generic factory
dang I thought I had it rough at 10 hours. where u work, I just work in a generic factory
#351 to #349 - malhaloc ONLINE
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I work at a toll bridge. A shift is guaranteed 8 hours. Pulling a double in the morning.
#352 to #351 - NerdforChrist
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and you're outside?! I hope you're not near Wisconsin, we got -50 degree windchills for the next 2 days.
#427 to #352 - malhaloc ONLINE
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nah I'm in Florida. I think at the moment it's about 17 degrees out there with a high of 45. Luckily we have heaters in the booths.
#435 to #427 - NerdforChrist
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Well good luck on your double shift. I hope it pays well, God knows the factory life aint worth it. Im trying to get into heating and air conditioning but no matter where you go it's always "you need 3-5 years experience" or "Why don't you have any experience in the field." Well because dickheads like you won't give a guy without experience a chance so that he can get some experience. If I can't get into it by may or so im going back to school for welding. Anyways rant over.
#438 to #435 - malhaloc ONLINE
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I know the feel. It makes getting a decent job hard without knowing someone
#446 to #438 - NerdforChrist
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so what is your dream right now?
#448 to #446 - malhaloc ONLINE
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To become a voice actor. I'm actually working on saving the money to move to LA. What about you?
#454 to #448 - NerdforChrist
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quite honestly I want to be a country and/or gospel singer. Though my thoughts did turn to voice acting at one point because one of my friends was really into it. Is there a specific type of cartoon/show you want to voice in?
#455 to #454 - malhaloc ONLINE
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Nah, I'll pretty much be aiming for whatever I can get. I'd love to be able to land a role in a show that gets really big and get invited to a convention. That would be pretty amazing.

So a country/gospel singer huh? You any good? I like to sing but never was any good at it lol
#458 to #455 - NerdforChrist
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well this isn't the video I wanted to link to you but there are scares about funnyjunk shutting down. so here is a video from a couple years back (yes the channel is mine, the channels name should give it away.) www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_AaFtp2pFA I will probably upload another one soon.
#456 to #455 - NerdforChrist
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No man can hear his own voice like others can, ill post a vid on youtube and link it to you as soon as I get over this cold I have.
#316 to #309 - kousei ONLINE
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(01/07/2014) [-]
I know the feeling. I am that friend, sucks that no one quite registers it.
#268 - anon
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Anyone who contemplates suicide should commit suicide.   
Anon because of incoming **** storm. Not bait actual ******* belief.
Anyone who contemplates suicide should commit suicide.
Anon because of incoming **** storm. Not bait actual ******* belief.
#276 to #268 - hottbill
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Comment Picture
#278 to #276 - anon
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That guy said something. I don't like it must be fake! Why the **** why I go anon If I wanted red thumbs?
#320 to #278 - hottbill
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I think you're missing a comma or two.
#330 to #320 - anon
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Oh wow, you found some grammatical mistakes in my comment. You've made my argument completely null and void.
#353 to #330 - hottbill
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Agreed. It's really hard to understand, I wasn't really sure what you were trying to say, honestly.
#285 to #268 - manofiron
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I don't think they should commit suicide. Though I do think people who wish to commit suicide are extremely selfish. No matter what, there'e always at least one person who loves/cares for you, and committing suicide does nothing but hurt those people.
#313 to #285 - anon
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I agree with you to an extent.
#272 to #268 - xsirxrepostxalotx
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Anyone who values life as little as you do should through their life away. So go throw your life away if a human's life means so little to you. If you think anyone should kill themselves but not you, then you are a ******* monster. You're not better than anyone else in this world.
#289 to #272 - anon
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It's the people that actually think about that don't value it. When say that you thought about suicide because your life is just a tad bit hard, then you need to get your **** together and just realise people deal with **** much worse and don't sit there whining all day because they try and fix it.

#273 to #272 - anon
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Wah wah wah. Shut the **** up bitch.
#277 to #273 - xsirxrepostxalotx
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Same anon? Can't tell because the original guy was being a bitch hiding from the backlash of his stupid ******* thoughts. What makes you deserve to die less than them? If they truly deserve to die, why don't you? They lack self esteem and **** but so what? You lack common human decency. I think that's a lot worse than any depression. You're the waste of life. Suicidal people can still be kind and caring but if you think that people are lesser than you and that they deserve to die just because of some minor thing then you are never going to have a positive impact on this world apart from serving me my fries at McDonalds.
#295 to #277 - kousei ONLINE
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Calm down man. To an extent I can see his point. I'll still give my stories and my hand to those who are still fighting the thoughts but I don't shed a tear over anyone who has done it. It's as simple as this, if they truly are bad enough that they pull the trigger then they are beyond help anyway, they'd just mindlessly float through life. I do not appreciate his extreme or callousness but I can understand a bit of the sentiment.
#301 to #295 - xsirxrepostxalotx
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They don't mindless float through life. I physically pulled a girl out of water she went in fully clothed and dived in an attempt to kill herself and now she has a job and a large group of friends and a partner she's happy with. Doesn't seem like she's mindlessly floating through life.
#312 to #301 - kousei ONLINE
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Still, not shedding a tear for the successful.
#310 to #301 - anon
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Lol K.
#282 to #277 - anon
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Hide all you dumb ****. I don't give a **** what you think of me or my opinion **** suicidal people. I'm not going to kill myself I'd rather be killed.
#299 to #282 - hottbill
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I don't think that you realize that depression is an actual illness. No one wants those thoughts and actions. It would be like ignoring someone with cancer but because cancer is tangible it's not the same thing to you is it? Your misinformed notion of depression is what's wrong with society.
#308 to #299 - anon
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You ignorant **** did I ever say I never believed in depression? I said that I think people with thoughts of suicide should off themselves. Even if caused by some excuse as ****** as depression.
#314 to #308 - hottbill
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THE STRONG POWER BAIT Vol.64
#292 to #282 - anon
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If you don't care what people think why did you say you were posting as an anon instead?
#305 to #292 - anon
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I like posting links. Simple as that.
#249 - roderick
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(01/07/2014) [-]
Beautiful people. Thank you all for being amazing people.
#244 - AjaxTheGreek
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Thank you.
#242 - invadingaliens
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(01/07/2014) [-]
yo my ****** fuk dis **** i kill myself when i want to you *****

aint nobody telling tyrone what t do
#168 - apylon
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Can you please make another of these if you can find more, even if it wasnt OC, i really think it helped my depression.
#85 - anon
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"We're all on your side, hang in there"? Are you ******* kidding me right now? THAT prevented your suicide you little bitch? Guess what, suicidal people don't advertise it, you live in a first world nation and have food in your gut and a roof over your head. "That comment saved my life" ffs this made my blood boil.
#93 to #85 - MooseGnome
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Not all suicidal people are the same. Some isolate and shut down, while other cry out and broadcast for help. Just because you have money and roof over your head doesn't mean you can't suffer from depression. A little reassurance could have been all that person needed, doesn't mean they're not truly depressed or not a "good-enough" suicidal person.
#67 - tripscausedthis
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=iYPGovIjHAE



Heard this song for the first time three days after a mate hanged himself. worth a listen to see that dark thoughts side of suicide.
#68 to #67 - tripscausedthis
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don't think i've ever heard such a descriptive song from this angle of suicide. good piece of aussie hip hop here
#74 to #67 - kaycie
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damn
#82 to #67 - cdarthvader ONLINE
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here's another song that i think goes along with this theme
www.youtube.com/watch?v=xhaxTsCVdUM
#46 - kibbleking
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#21 - privoxy
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If any of you guys are looking for a site similar to imalive.org which sadly nobody uses anymore , then go to blahtherapy.com. Its the same concept.

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