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#138 - heartlessrobot
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(12/23/2013) [-]
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Bend their finger backwards until the make noise from the pain. That's typically the noise they make during sex.
#170 to #138 - huffe
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(12/23/2013) [-]
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#101 - anon
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(12/23/2013) [-]
not true, my lips are yellow and the tip of my penis is green

also i have red pubes
#88 - fuckyosixtyminutes
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(12/23/2013) [-]
Like any of these people go out
#74 - daviid
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(12/22/2013) [-]
Fools, that's why I don't have any pubes!
#133 - gagapeepapcuyler
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(12/23/2013) [-]
Eggz iz full uv kolesterol. It's 'em yella tingz insyde dat maykz it tayst gud
#145 to #133 - karson
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(12/23/2013) [-]
you're not being the person Mr. Rogers knew you could be.
#167 - mankey
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(12/23/2013) [-]
Well this information is going to make Christmas dinner with the family really awkward.
#163 - cumbersome
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(12/23/2013) [-]
The eyebrow one is not true, fyi
#169 to #163 - huffe
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(12/23/2013) [-]
it said usually
#176 to #169 - cumbersome
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(12/23/2013) [-]
I still know way too many naturally blonde people with dark pubes for that to be true
#178 to #176 - huffe
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(12/26/2013) [-]
they have blond eyebrows? 'cause i have blond hair and black eyebrows
#179 to #178 - cumbersome
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(12/26/2013) [-]
Yep, myself as well.
#160 - guymandude
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(12/23/2013) [-]
The second comment had me thinking only one thing:

John Jacob Jingleheimer-Schmidt
his name is my name too
whenever we go out
the people always shout
"heeeynyaeaaahhh ooooh oh god, oh god OOOOHH GOOOOOD"

because he hears orgasms as he goes out and sees people. Just to clarify. Just in case it wasn't clear at alll
#129 - anon
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(12/23/2013) [-]
dickhead is a pretty purplish hue.
lips are lip color...
wut
#140 to #129 - hansenthirtysix
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(12/23/2013) [-]
wut
#126 - holyfool
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(12/23/2013) [-]
As I can confirm this to be true!
As I can confirm this to be true!
#130 to #126 - implication
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(12/23/2013) [-]
Of course you are colorblind
#137 to #130 - holyfool
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(12/23/2013) [-]
I guess it's not the case with everyone. Not everyone is perfect
#125 - nyuORlucy
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(12/23/2013) [-]
the flesh under the tongue is similar to the flesh inside a vagina
#120 - futurestas
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(12/23/2013) [-]
Wait...Does that go for the actual skin if they're not circumcised, or only if they are?
#154 to #120 - timmywankenobi
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(12/23/2013) [-]
no it doesn't apply to the foreskin membranes etc.
#114 - zeegirlwholived
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(12/23/2013) [-]
I am never looking at my father again
#112 - dnrnova
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#84 - vatra
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(12/23/2013) [-]
Guess I'm an outlier then, my lips and penis head are not the same color. My eyebrows and pubic hair are though.
#81 - plutoo
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(12/23/2013) [-]
I just told my gf the dick related one...We're going to family dinner tomorrow
#78 - swagbro
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(12/22/2013) [-]
Oh look, another tumblr post on funnyjunk. Never see that at all
#71 - batmanbeyonddgrave
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(12/22/2013) [-]
i sometimes think how weird it is that I've never seen someone else with a boner.. but whenever I get one it feels like the whole world is looking at my dick......
#50 - badgerbaiting
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(12/22/2013) [-]
Jokes on you, I caught crabs so I have no pubes.