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#38 - rhc
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(11/18/2013) [-]
i would say it's mothers' day regardless of how many mothers you have. it's not your mother's day, it's all mothers' day.
#93 to #38 - pokemonstheshiz
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(11/18/2013) [-]
I think the current spelling is referring to mother's as a collective whole, or as a concept. So either way it's correct, just depends on how you want to look at it
#35 - GabeAsher
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(11/18/2013) [-]
Oh lightbulb...
#155 to #35 - anon
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(11/18/2013) [-]
#37 to #35 - manwithmanynames ONLINE
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(11/18/2013) [-]
yes! I caught that too!
yes! I caught that too!
#36 to #35 - supercookieduster
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(11/18/2013) [-]
ha that was a good one
#29 - infinitereaper
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(11/18/2013) [-]
Cheeky little ******
#26 - charagrin
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(11/18/2013) [-]
The teacher was clearly discriminating by not automatically assuming the girl had two moms. QUICK! SUE HER! It's what you're good at.
#25 - charagrin
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#23 - EmperorColo
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(11/18/2013) [-]
My sister is a lesbian and I'm pretty much the only one in my family that accepts it. It irks me that people are still so stupid even today.
#169 to #23 - taurusguy
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(11/18/2013) [-]
Take pics and post as proof.
#153 to #23 - anon
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(11/18/2013) [-]
Faggot enablers detected....
#151 to #23 - lordmoldywart
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(11/18/2013) [-]
Not accepting homosexuality doesn't make you stupid

There is no scientific evidence behind it, for all we know all gay people are a secret alien lifeform from a galaxy far far away that infiltrated the human race millions of years ago
#154 to #151 - anon
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(11/18/2013) [-]
What the **** does that mean? "There is no scientific evidence behind it"?

I'd say the fact that two people with the same reproductive organs like ******* each other is evidence enough. It's even found in animals, ffs.
#168 to #154 - lordmoldywart
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(11/18/2013) [-]
There is no biological way of determining who is homosexual or not. That's 'what the **** it means' you hormonal buttmuncher

For all we know, all gay people are a secret alien lifeform from a galaxy far far away that infiltrated the human race millions of years ago

#135 to #23 - noahnicholson
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(11/18/2013) [-]
ok... this is not directed to you at all, but sometimes (even though i chose to be always signed in) funnyjunk signs me out every now and then, and whilst i was signed out i noticed that one of the words in your comment was censored. I signed back in, and "lesbian" was censored!! why the ****!! is the word lesbian censored. its not a bad word whatsoever, i can SOMEWHAT understand flagged images of stuff that vaguely represents what might be considered nudity. I cannot understand why words to describe someones sexuality (in an appropriate way) are censored.
#143 to #135 - princessren
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(11/18/2013) [-]
I have no idea
it might have to do with google searches and porn and whatnot
but I really don't know
#120 to #23 - lasmamoe
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(11/18/2013) [-]
Well have to see some pictures to verify that she is indeed a lesbian.
#110 to #23 - thorsballs
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(11/18/2013) [-]
You just expressed the same stupidity of your parents by exclaiming that anyone who doesn't share your currently popular and trending belief is stupid.
#121 to #110 - yetiyitties
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(11/18/2013) [-]
Sounds like you're the only one expressing stupidity.
#138 to #121 - thorsballs
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(11/18/2013) [-]
that's a great post

"your stupid"
#147 to #138 - yetiyitties
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(11/18/2013) [-]
What
#90 to #23 - tabarzins
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(11/18/2013) [-]
relevant pic
#54 to #23 - wunderboner
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(11/18/2013) [-]
is she fat
#52 to #23 - anon
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(11/18/2013) [-]
Mellow?
#44 to #23 - mistafishy
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(11/18/2013) [-]
...Do you talk about chicks together, then?
#136 to #44 - EmperorColo
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(11/18/2013) [-]
Actually yes haha
#43 to #23 - hoponthefeelstrain
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(11/18/2013) [-]
My friend is white and her parents accept her sister being a lesbian but wont let either of them date anyone who isn't white. I though that was weird.
#123 to #43 - yetiyitties
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(11/18/2013) [-]
My friend's family life went to **** briefly when he came out to his parents and his sister got a hispanic boyfriend. Their father didn't want them to marry anybody who wasn't white, and he didn't approve of gays. My friend and his sis were both venting to me about it, they said their father's reason was that he wanted to keep his bloodline pure. His ******* wife left him because she didn't know he was such a bigot. Years later she remarried with a black guy, and my friend is a full out fabulous gay boy, and his sister is still with the black guy, nice fellow. I'm sure their mom's ex has his jimmies russeled x100
#73 to #43 - anon
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(11/18/2013) [-]
Because dating black guys is even bad for black women
#28 to #23 - adu ONLINE
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(11/18/2013) [-]
I accept straight guys.
I accept gay guys.
I accept lesbian girls.
But I accept bi and straight girls twice as much.

I accept everyone, just unequally.
Don't act like you don't do it too.
#91 to #28 - staticstork
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(11/18/2013) [-]
what about guys who like owls.
#40 to #28 - lildo
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(11/18/2013) [-]
I treat everyone equally. Now let me bitch slap every nationality, sexuality, race, and ethnicity in the face.
#42 to #40 - linktheherooftime
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(11/18/2013) [-]
I'm not prejudice. I hate everyone equally.
#39 to #28 - linktheherooftime
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(11/18/2013) [-]
What about bi guys?
#41 to #39 - adu ONLINE
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(11/18/2013) [-]
I accept them twice as much as half of the median between gay and straight.
#75 to #41 - pseudobob **User deleted account**
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(11/18/2013) [-]
top geg
#22 - coloki
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(11/18/2013) [-]
its funny because lesbians

except i didnt laugh, so maybe its not funny
#19 - princessren
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(11/18/2013) [-]
um....so?
maybe I am just stupid
but...it is still Mother's Day
The day for Mothers
it doesn't matter if you have 1, 2 , 3 or 0
#98 to #19 - incoming
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(11/18/2013) [-]
0 mothers you say? Obligatory Batman.
#48 to #19 - anon
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(11/18/2013) [-]
he is adding a double plural making it mothers's day a day for his mothers
#21 to #19 - solitaryweasel
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(11/18/2013) [-]
I think it should be Mothers' Day anyway.
It's the day for mothers
#33 to #21 - demonictoasters
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(11/18/2013) [-]
I agree.
#20 to #19 - funnyjunkyeahyeah
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(11/18/2013) [-]
From his point of view, it's a day for HIS mothers.

/shrug
#92 to #20 - pokemonstheshiz
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(11/18/2013) [-]
the holiday belongs to either mothers as a collective whole (in which case it would be Mothers' , but referring to all not his specific mothers)
or it belongs to the general idea/concept of a mother, in which case it would be Mother's, as it is now. The kid's making it according to his worldview, but the artist is just trying to be edgy when it's actually correct the way it is
#9 - explore
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(11/17/2013) [-]
I too have 2 whammies, and I know where the apostrophe gnaws.
#8 - fillthisspace
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(11/17/2013) [-]
An apostrophe can be used at the end of a word if the thing that is possessing it ends in an "s" e.g. James' ball, or if the thing belongs to a group of people. In this case "Mothers' Day" could be correct since it is a day belonging to all mothers
#34 to #8 - theism
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(11/18/2013) [-]
The joke is that the child interpreted it to be day for lesbians.
#16 to #8 - leebobo
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(11/17/2013) [-]
thats what i thought...
#5 - leebobo
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(11/17/2013) [-]
wut? "mother's day" ?
mother is day?
much not understanding grammar
#79 to #5 - endospore
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(11/18/2013) [-]
I seriously had to check your profile, like, three times to make sure you weren't just trolling to get the lowest level. You really are just that stupid.
#64 to #5 - anon
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(11/18/2013) [-]
Trolling used to be a art, now you can just pretend to be complete moron and over 40 people falls for it.
#32 to #5 - anon
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(11/18/2013) [-]
apostrophes show ownership, jackass
apostrophes show ownership, jackass
#6 to #5 - EFGsBrother
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(11/17/2013) [-]
an apostrophe can be used to show ownership

The boy's ball - The boy possesses a ball.
#130 to #6 - Counttopotato
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(11/18/2013) [-]
Or he lost one...

anybody? anybody?

no?

I'll be in my corner...
#67 to #6 - greenstrongworld
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(11/18/2013) [-]
The boy's balls are very nice.
#55 to #6 - jaggedherp
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(11/18/2013) [-]
I was thinking wouldn't it be the boys' ball, but then I remembered that's for plural ownership
#47 to #6 - douthit
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(11/18/2013) [-]
Stop responding to the trolls to pad your green thumbs.
#13 to #6 - pickaxe ONLINE
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(11/17/2013) [-]
I had two english teachers who insisted on the opposite.On the other hand,they also insisted that at least half of the words I'm using do not exist.
It actually managed to **** up some of my english skills,thanks' for clearing that up again.
my schools' abbrevation was EFG.....weird.
#27 to #13 - adu ONLINE
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(11/18/2013) [-]
If I was in that situation I'd probably get suspended multiple times, because I can't handle it when bitches teach bad grammar.
#115 to #27 - demicus
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(11/18/2013) [-]
Got kicked out of my history class for correcting his faulty history lessons too many times.
#7 to #6 - leebobo
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(11/17/2013) [-]
wut.
>be me, English, 29 years old
>read this stuff
>not understand.

that goes against all my logic. the boys' ball. not the boy is ball, surely............
fml
#133 to #7 - tesarrior
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(11/18/2013) [-]
you are next level of stupid
#127 to #7 - gyssle
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(11/18/2013) [-]
The boy's ball = the ball belonging to the boy (one boy)
The boys' ball = the ball belonging to the boys (more than one boy)
The boy's crazy = the boy is crazy
The boy's a ball = the boy is a ball

Hope that cleared up something.
#129 to #127 - leebobo
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(11/18/2013) [-]
thanks.
#45 to #7 - blokrokker
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(11/18/2013) [-]
#24 to #7 - kabuthefox
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(11/18/2013) [-]
dont question english, it doesnt make sense. it just has rules we all follow regardless
#12 to #7 - blancka ONLINE
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(11/17/2013) [-]
you're ******* retarded
#160 to #12 - penileburglar
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(11/18/2013) [-]
Every time I see a troll on funnyjunk and go 'Wow, that's so obvious, there's no way anyone fell for that bait,' then there's someone like you. Who not only fell for it, but is still getting thumbed for it.

Guess it doesn't take much around here.

#15 to #12 - leebobo
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(11/17/2013) [-]
thanks buddy. it takes one to know one, right?
#17 to #15 - blancka ONLINE
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(11/17/2013) [-]
No, no...that's what doctors are for




Which you should visit




silly
#18 to #17 - leebobo
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(11/17/2013) [-]
#11 to #7 - rainbowtacos
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(11/17/2013) [-]
If it's after, it is a possessive for a number of people. So 'the boys' ball' is the ball that belongs to the boys, 'the boy's ball' is the ball that belongs to one boy.
#10 to #7 - arroganter
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(11/17/2013) [-]
#3 - schnizel ONLINE
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(11/17/2013) [-]
Reminded me of this.
#65 to #3 - anon
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(11/18/2013) [-]
what does that have to do with this?
#86 to #65 - schnizel ONLINE
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(11/18/2013) [-]
IDK
#1 - superhatch
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(11/17/2013) [-]
Haha lightbul. Whammies...
#30 to #1 - Nutshell
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(11/18/2013) [-]
#31 to #30 - vgmddg
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(11/18/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#14 to #1 - goldenrodent
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(11/17/2013) [-]
watch out because i have two of them.
Also kinda sounds like a unique weapon for fallout
#2 to #1 - longdongofhongkong
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(11/17/2013) [-]
haha superhatc. Whammies...
#4 to #2 - wickkles
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(11/17/2013) [-]
haha people still circlejerk over the lightbulb.