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User avatar #163 - zimmerknaben (10/22/2013) [-]
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
9/11.
9/11 who?
You said you would never forget.
User avatar #167 to #166 - zimmerknaben (10/22/2013) [-]
I NEED THUMBS *****
User avatar #168 to #167 - halloweenwillcome (10/22/2013) [-]
Here, Have a thumb.
User avatar #169 to #168 - zimmerknaben (10/22/2013) [-]
Preferably the green ones.
#170 to #169 - halloweenwillcome (10/22/2013) [-]
**halloweenwillcome rolled a random image posted in comment #6319401 at Justin Bieber Fan Board **Delievered
#111 - lotlizard (10/22/2013) [-]
Why do you put a baby in a blender feet-first?
So it can see the look on your face as you're cumming
#151 - hypocritical (10/22/2013) [-]
what's the hardest part about a burning orphanage?

my penis
#116 - paarskwadraat (10/22/2013) [-]
What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies?   
   
 I've never had sex in a Ferrari
What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies?

I've never had sex in a Ferrari
User avatar #135 to #116 - shadownigga (10/22/2013) [-]
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.
#85 - themodyourgod (10/22/2013) [-]
A few of my favorites

What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?
It only takes one nail to hang a picture of Jesus
What's the hardest part about walking through a field of dead babies?
My dick
User avatar #103 to #85 - ingabenwetrust (10/22/2013) [-]
Why do you put babies in blenders feet first?
So they can finish sucking you off
User avatar #64 - bobthedilder (10/22/2013) [-]
How do you know your sister is on her period?
Your dad's dick taste like blood.
User avatar #88 to #64 - iowndemostest (10/22/2013) [-]
Reminds me of one I heard a long time ago, not necessarily dark humor though.
How do you know you're at a gay barbecue?
All the hot dogs taste like **** .
#92 to #64 - yosephiab (10/22/2013) [-]
How do you make a baby cry twice?
You clean your dick in his/her favorite teddy bear
#60 - johngun (10/22/2013) [-]
an then i nearly died of laughter
an then i nearly died of laughter
User avatar #6 - hugsta (10/22/2013) [-]
Better to have laughed and lost than never laughed at all.
#87 - marlton ONLINE (10/22/2013) [-]
Higher K/D than Hitler
#82 - secretmouse (10/22/2013) [-]
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#50 - spookyfox (10/22/2013) [-]
no explanation needed
User avatar #141 - celticviking (10/22/2013) [-]
whats the best part about sex with a dead baby?




anal and deep throat at the same time .
User avatar #129 - swikkid (10/22/2013) [-]
I heard its holo-COSTLY to stay there heehaahahee
User avatar #113 - PopcornViking (10/22/2013) [-]
what does the old pope have in common with mcdonalds?

they both stick their meat in 10 year old buns
#100 - lhsleepz (10/22/2013) [-]
Well Austwitz must have been great, no-one ever left after staying there a few nights

Am i a terrible person

User avatar #99 - captnnorway (10/22/2013) [-]
I learned something new yesterday. Apparently, the black plague isn't another name for AIDS.
#48 - FluffyMuffin (10/22/2013) [-]
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#40 - SILENCEnight (10/22/2013) [-]
**SILENCEnight rolled a random image posted in comment #2 at how crazy special is that? ** well, ffuk
#139 - RomanR (10/22/2013) [-]
Why did Jimmy drop the ice cream?

Because he got hit by a bus.

Why did Mary fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms
User avatar #144 to #139 - dragonicangel (10/22/2013) [-]
Knock knock
Who's there?
Not Mary
User avatar #89 - Pikachuuu (10/22/2013) [-]
what is easier to unload? a box full of babies or bowling balls?
User avatar #91 to #89 - Pikachuuu (10/22/2013) [-]
babies.. because you can use a pitchfork
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