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#55 - anon
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(10/17/2013) [-]
Yeah, men do get off easy.  Not even sorry.
Yeah, men do get off easy. Not even sorry.
#59 to #55 - smellmyfaceforswag
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(10/17/2013) [-]
That's true and the picture is accurate. Men have a little button in their anus that gets hard during an orgasm. If you press it too much the guy will cum... a lot...
That's true and the picture is accurate. Men have a little button in their anus that gets hard during an orgasm. If you press it too much the guy will cum... a lot...
#88 to #59 - timmywankenobi
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(10/17/2013) [-]
It sounds like you are describing the prostate gland .
#90 to #88 - smellmyfaceforswag
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(10/17/2013) [-]
Not sure of the scientific term of it. I think that's it.
#62 to #59 - konradkurze
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(10/17/2013) [-]
so how often do you put stuff up your butt to test that?
#111 to #62 - smellmyfaceforswag
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(10/17/2013) [-]
T-that was a joke right? too many purple lines
#247 to #111 - konradkurze
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(10/18/2013) [-]
nope
#285 to #247 - smellmyfaceforswag
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(10/19/2013) [-]
nooooooooooo
#286 to #285 - konradkurze
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(10/19/2013) [-]
#287 to #286 - smellmyfaceforswag
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(10/19/2013) [-]
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#288 to #287 - konradkurze
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(10/19/2013) [-]
OPEN WIDE
IM GONNA GRRAAAPPPEE YOU IN THE MOUTH
#289 to #288 - smellmyfaceforswag
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(10/19/2013) [-]
lel
lel
#290 to #289 - konradkurze
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(10/19/2013) [-]
Tell me you dont want this

for real, tell me you dont, or else it aint rape
#291 to #290 - smellmyfaceforswag
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(10/19/2013) [-]
but I kinda like it
#292 to #291 - konradkurze
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(10/19/2013) [-]
okay...youre enjoying the rape....its no longer fun
#293 to #292 - smellmyfaceforswag
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(10/19/2013) [-]
But where are you going?!
#294 to #293 - konradkurze
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(10/19/2013) [-]
its not rape because you want it...im going bye bye
its not rape because you want it...im going bye bye
#295 to #294 - smellmyfaceforswag
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(10/19/2013) [-]
Leaving without finishing the job....
Leaving without finishing the job....
#296 to #295 - konradkurze
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(10/19/2013) [-]
#63 to #62 - smellmyfaceforswag
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(10/17/2013) [-]
Once... My finger, with a glove, and lots of oil...
#64 to #63 - konradkurze
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(10/17/2013) [-]
right.....
once.......

#70 to #64 - smellmyfaceforswag
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(10/17/2013) [-]
Felt good but the after shock of my asshole being plundered by just my finger made me a bit scared to put anything near my poopshoot. Also I'm sensitive near that spot.
#73 to #70 - konradkurze
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(10/17/2013) [-]
time for you to go to a proctologist for a butt exam
#76 to #73 - smellmyfaceforswag
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(10/17/2013) [-]
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#82 to #76 - konradkurze
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(10/17/2013) [-]
#161 to #82 - shagityshagity ONLINE
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(10/18/2013) [-]
oh my god i died when i saw this! best thing i've seen in a while. Have a thumb
#83 to #82 - smellmyfaceforswag
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(10/17/2013) [-]
NUUUUUU!!!
NUUUUUU!!!
#84 to #83 - konradkurze
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(10/17/2013) [-]
< related
< related
#85 to #84 - smellmyfaceforswag
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(10/17/2013) [-]
Why is rock bleeding?
Why is rock bleeding?
#91 to #85 - konradkurze
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(10/17/2013) [-]
it adds to the reference of stretching your butt
#92 to #91 - smellmyfaceforswag
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(10/17/2013) [-]
Oh gawd wat?!
Oh gawd wat?!
#95 to #92 - konradkurze
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(10/17/2013) [-]
you didnt get the reference the gif was making?

its about forcing something too big into your butt
#100 to #95 - smellmyfaceforswag
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(10/17/2013) [-]
No, I understood it very... Graphicly...
#101 to #100 - konradkurze
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(10/17/2013) [-]
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#103 to #101 - smellmyfaceforswag
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(10/17/2013) [-]
I can concieve it.
I can concieve it.
#104 to #103 - konradkurze
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(10/17/2013) [-]
lets begin shall we
#107 to #104 - smellmyfaceforswag
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(10/17/2013) [-]
That isn't a finger at all...
That isn't a finger at all...
#109 to #107 - konradkurze
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(10/17/2013) [-]
no but its still capable of travelling to Uranus

now lets destroy that prostate of yours
#142 to #85 - gladiuss
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(10/18/2013) [-]
God gave us natural lubricant.
God gave us natural lubricant.
#227 to #70 - rhinocerous **User deleted account**
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(10/18/2013) [-]
Isn't that dangerous? I mean, from what I understand of human anatomy, the rectum isn't really designed to receive anything, so wouldn't putting anything inside be pretty risky? I mean, you could tear tissues or...something.
#284 to #227 - smellmyfaceforswag
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(10/19/2013) [-]
Nope. Also the human body is never that fragile.
#225 - deadlydong
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(10/18/2013) [-]
waistbands are for ************.
#221 - olafthebard
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(10/18/2013) [-]
&quot;God, why you do this?&quot;
"God, why you do this?"
#219 - yuukoku
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(10/18/2013) [-]
He cut us a break with the invention of the waistband.
#218 - xireactiionsx
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(10/18/2013) [-]
Boner > Bleeding from penis....

We won this time.
#220 - schmitty
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(10/18/2013) [-]
Worth it.
#210 - stormtrooperbob ONLINE
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#223 to #210 - spanishninja
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#257 - Durricane **User deleted account**
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(10/18/2013) [-]
"Mm, pretty much like you'd expect. Larger-than-life, gruff, bit of a sexist. But fair -- eminently fair."
—Metatron to Castiel, about God
#265 to #257 - cazabrow
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(10/18/2013) [-]
This is literally what I think of whenever sexism comes up on FJ
#256 - snakefire
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(10/18/2013) [-]
I'm sure the women will get ovary it, it wasn't that much of a dick move.
#263 to #256 - anon
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(10/18/2013) [-]
You stop that.
#269 to #256 - bigfatniggerdickz
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(10/18/2013) [-]
no
#267 to #256 - princessren
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(10/18/2013) [-]
Snake...snake....it's time to stop
#249 - steammadewalrus
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(10/18/2013) [-]
So, is Arceus Jesus' dog?
#240 - Cambro
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(10/18/2013) [-]
Women get cursed with menstruation and childbirth.

Men get cursed with their work being tireless and fruitless. Oh, and they get to deal with women.
#238 - FatherPedobear
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(10/18/2013) [-]
"It's the pleats. It's actually an optical illusion."
#236 - payseht
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(10/18/2013) [-]
I just use a boner concealing apparatus
#160 - lucianolp
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(10/18/2013) [-]
Is it just me, or is "go play with arceus" ******* funnier than the rest of the content?
#237 - midothegreat
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(10/18/2013) [-]
they get a trouser tent
they get a trouser tent
#235 - usmcoorah
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(10/18/2013) [-]
I'M HERE, I'M ERECT, GET USED TO IT.
#214 - acidreign
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(10/18/2013) [-]
mfw
#222 to #214 - spanishninja
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(10/18/2013) [-]
#197 - missrainbowdash
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(10/18/2013) [-]
but boners are hot ;-; god does seem like the kind of guy who gives nerfs to balance things out rather than buffs for the underpowered one, what a dick.
#209 to #197 - xgrandmoffx
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(10/18/2013) [-]
>"boners are hot"
>"what a dick"

Hey there, Theophilus. How's it hangin'?
#258 to #209 - voxseppo
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(10/18/2013) [-]
She's saying that Arceus is hot. Because we all know that Arceus is really the one true God.
#187 - chinesehandcuffs
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(10/18/2013) [-]
rock the trouser tent everyday
#139 - drahkreher
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(10/18/2013) [-]
'go play with arceus' why the hell am i laughing so much at that