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#279 - rieskimo
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(10/17/2013) [-]
I did that for the Breaking Bad finale.

Here's the video that I used to make it, it's a little more in-depth
Breaking Bad Crystal Meth Rock Candy | Dessert Ideas | Just Add Sugar

I cooked my meth at about 285 degrees Fahrenheit, I found that temperature creates a soft-crack hard candy. I'd suggest to cook yours at a higher temperature about 300 degrees Fahrenheit, so that you can attain a hard-crack hard candy. The reason is, the soft crack is a softer candy(no duh) and it can be kind of syrupy and difficulty to eat. It gets stuck in your teeth easily.

The only other thing I'll say is not to use too much cooking oil on your pan. I'm only saying this because I gave my pan a very liberal spray down and it got oil all over the candy.

Cleanup is made easy if you add water back into your pan or pot and to boil down the residue. Eventually leftover candy will dissolve into the water and you can just dump it into your sink.
#294 to #279 - rieskimo
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(10/17/2013) [-]
One last note, if you even read this, make sure to leave your pan cooling on a level surface.

I tried to cool mine in the refrigerator and it was at an angle. My meth a)didn't cool evenly so some spots were softer than others and b) breaking up the meth was much more difficult in the thicker areas.
#162 - snakefire
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(10/17/2013) [-]
Stop mething around.
#168 to #162 - abcd
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(10/17/2013) [-]
hey weren't you banned
#169 to #168 - snakefire
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(10/17/2013) [-]
I was.
#228 to #169 - heartlessrobot
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(10/17/2013) [-]
Shoulda said "I got better".
#171 to #169 - abcd
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(10/17/2013) [-]
well this is warioteam, the guy who always commented on your terrible mascoting.
You are welcome.
#173 to #171 - snakefire
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(10/17/2013) [-]
Wut.
#180 to #173 - abcd
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(10/17/2013) [-]
l obviously purified you of your terrible mascoting.
#181 to #180 - snakefire
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(10/17/2013) [-]
If you say so.

Out of all the people that complain about me using mascots I don't even remember you.
#182 to #181 - abcd
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(10/17/2013) [-]
Nope.
It was me.
AAALLLL me.
#331 to #181 - abcd
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(04/26/2014) [-]
goddamit ur doin it again
#115 - harrisonfordor
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(10/17/2013) [-]
Soooo I gave a bag of this to my friend so he could sell it as a joke.. and I haven't seen him in a few weeks now..
#114 - foxyloxxy
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(10/17/2013) [-]
Just remember that selling something that looks like drugs is also illegal. This guy at a mall nearby me was arrested for selling little baggies of kool-aid because it looked like cocaine
#119 to #114 - swagasauruss
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(10/17/2013) [-]
yep, saw a guy get arrested for selling baby powder
#122 to #119 - iamironingboard
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(10/17/2013) [-]
"trust me man, this **** will make your skin smooth as ****."
#123 to #119 - amuzen ONLINE
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(10/17/2013) [-]
my sister got a 1000 dollar fine for sending baby powder in an envelope through the mail
#124 to #123 - theshadowed
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(10/17/2013) [-]
Why would you ell it in an envelope
#204 to #124 - ricketyrackety
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(10/17/2013) [-]
anthrax
#126 to #124 - amuzen ONLINE
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(10/17/2013) [-]
she was sending it as a prank to one of her teachers.
#127 to #126 - theshadowed
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(10/17/2013) [-]
Oh
#74 - KingTroll
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(10/17/2013) [-]
directions not clear enough. burned my dick in boiling water.
#60 - thasmackdown **User deleted account**
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(10/17/2013) [-]
Wow! Is that a Bitly brand hammer? The most reliable and durable of all the brands of hammers? Now that is truly amazing my friend.
#69 to #60 - lemonpepsiking
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(10/17/2013) [-]
please, tell me more about this amazing product!
#71 to #60 - TheFixer
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(10/17/2013) [-]
its the billy brand ban hammer
#133 - bummerdrummer
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(10/17/2013) [-]
HOW MUCH SYRUP?? CAN I JUST USE LIKE VANILLA COFFEE SYRUP
#138 to #133 - epicapocalypse
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(10/17/2013) [-]
However strong you want the taste to be
#140 to #138 - bummerdrummer
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(10/17/2013) [-]
like a splash or a shot or a cup or a what
#142 to #140 - epicapocalypse
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(10/17/2013) [-]
Well do you want it to be really strong? if you don't then put in a smaller amount, if you want it to be strong then put like a cup
#105 - thegreenmann
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(10/17/2013) [-]
#83 - anon
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(10/17/2013) [-]
Coming from a recovering meth addict, you'll get your ass shot real quick. We test our product in our shileighs on the spot usually, plus it wont weigh right.
#94 to #83 - thirdjess
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(10/17/2013) [-]
They're gonna eat it dimwhit.
#87 to #83 - bannedawhileago
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(10/17/2013) [-]
Yes because people are gonna try and sell it.
#164 to #87 - desacabose
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(10/17/2013) [-]
Damn those people would be stupid ha ha, probably would have looked in the comments and realized how stupid it would be ha, luckily I'm not that stupid ha.
#39 - marlton
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(10/17/2013) [-]
FeLiNa
#316 - caseh
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(10/17/2013) [-]
Apparently Aaron Paul used to eat the meth after they were done shooting (apparently it tasted like cottoncandy). This is probably what they made it of... Will try, OP
#327 to #316 - inametoasted
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(10/26/2013) [-]
its tastes like sugarcubes, i cooked some but it didnt turn clear, any idea what went wrong?
#300 - anotheroneonearth
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(10/17/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#284 - dafogman
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(10/17/2013) [-]
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#269 - physx
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(10/17/2013) [-]
Do we put it in the oven on the baking sheet or leave it out?
#271 to #269 - jonki
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(10/17/2013) [-]
leave it out. OR you can put it in the oven an NOT turn it on...
#234 - unbelievable
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(10/17/2013) [-]
What the hell is meth?
#242 to #234 - trevanman
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(10/17/2013) [-]
some kind of drug you smoke in a meth-pipe.
you'll ruin your teeth (like with normal smoking)
basically crystal-drugs
#276 to #242 - redneckraider
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(10/17/2013) [-]
It's not just something you smoke. You can snort it too, it's an addictive, life-ruining drug that literally ruins you physically and mentally. It makes you stay up for long times, with no sleep, which does a number on your sanity. When you do sleep, you can twitch, have hot flashes, and a number of other things. Your body also becomes dependent on it. People pick at their face, they develop twitches, and nervous ticks, like scratching themselves, or a number of other things. Smoking it ***** everything up 10x worse. And god forbid you go through withdrawals. I know all of this for fact, simply from my "mother" getting hooked on this ****.
#278 to #276 - trevanman
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(10/17/2013) [-]
****, man.
I feel sorry for you. it must really suck that your mom is hooked on this ****
#280 to #278 - redneckraider
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(10/17/2013) [-]
Thanks, but you don't have to be sorry, man. I'm used to it, i don't live with her now, anyways. Since she got hooked, through all the drug abuse, and the fights, we aren't close, so If this sounds bad, sorry It doesn't affect me like it used
#283 to #280 - jazzytheferret
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(10/17/2013) [-]
Is your "mother" also your "sister"?
#285 to #283 - redneckraider
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(10/17/2013) [-]
Considering that my mother's in her late 40's, and my sister is only 9, you should probably rethink what you just asked me.
#286 to #285 - jazzytheferret
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(10/17/2013) [-]
Look at your name.
#288 to #286 - redneckraider
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(10/17/2013) [-]
I've realized this. "Oh look he's a redneck hurdurr inbred" We're rednecks, not hillbilly's, jackass. I didn't come from Arkansas.
#289 to #288 - jazzytheferret
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(10/17/2013) [-]
Aww...I think I hit a nerve. Why don't you go cry to "mommy"? Oh wait, nevermind.

(jokes hurt this guys feelings wayyyyyy to much, do it at your own risk or if you want a good laugh at someone over reacting.)

#291 to #289 - redneckraider
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(10/17/2013) [-]
Who said anyone was going to do any crying? Just because i call you a "jackass" doesn't mean you hit a nerve, it just means that i think you're a jackass. Also, if that was a joke, it wasn't a funny one. Probably because you're not the first dumb ass to try and use that bit, thinking they're funny. You're far from "funny" btw Go play in traffic for me, kid.
#293 to #291 - jazzytheferret
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(10/17/2013) [-]
You see, I didn't do this for your sake at all; therefor your opinion literally means jack to me. I enjoyed it and if annoyed you or tickled your butt hole at all, that's on you. Now please go sit on a sharp phallic object. (trying out telling others what to do now)
#296 to #293 - redneckraider
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(10/17/2013) [-]
awww someone blocked me. I'm sorry, who was the little bitch, again? hint hint, it's a faggoty ferret
#295 to #293 - redneckraider
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(10/17/2013) [-]
I never said you did it for me, and i couldn't care less about what you think of my opinion. Your opinion doesn't really mean **** to me either. Also, drink the drain-o under the sink, and douse yourself in gasoline, then strike a match. "trying out telling others what to do now" wat
#290 to #276 - anon
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(10/17/2013) [-]
If by withdrawal you mean "life sucks without it once you start doing it very regularly", and if by physically dependent you mean "psychologically dependent" then yes. Some of those symptoms make it seem like your "mom" was on heroin. Meth just ***** you up when you do it so much that your neuro-transmitters are all like "omg meth is so ******* awesome" and when you don't do it, they are like "this blows". Source - I'm a clinical neuro-pyschopharmacologist and I did drugs when I was a kid.
#292 to #290 - redneckraider
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(10/17/2013) [-]
For all i know, she could've been on both. She's had bad drug problems since she was a teenager. She stopped when she first met my dad, but ten years later, she got back on it.
#263 to #234 - abcd
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(10/17/2013) [-]
its unbelievable that you dont know
#121 - trashmaggots
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(10/17/2013) [-]
nice try bitch.
nice try bitch.
#33 - aenous
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(10/17/2013) [-]
dont add more sugar, if it gets too thick it will never go solid (hue)
you should always keep a 1:2 proportion with the water and sugar.
you can also make rock candy out of this, just put it on a jar instead of a pan and put in a shoelace or pipecleaner, let it rest and it will eventually form cristals.

hope it helped
#128 - moldypubes
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(10/17/2013) [-]
Eh. I didn't care for that show.
#129 to #128 - capslockrage
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#156 to #129 - Katzie
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(10/17/2013) [-]
According to the below comments, you're either stupid, or to obsessed with your show to think rationally.
#186 to #156 - krasnogvardiech
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(10/17/2013) [-]
Well, his name is capslockrage.
#158 to #156 - capslockrage
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(10/17/2013) [-]
also I was mostly joking with the comment that you replied
#157 to #156 - capslockrage
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(10/17/2013) [-]
No, you must be the stupid one. I used logic and reason to explain my point.
#165 to #157 - Katzie
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(10/17/2013) [-]
You don't seem to understand that people have different tastes in media.
Comparing a sports player to media entertainment? What are you on about? There is not a scale of 1-10 on all tv shows. I could hate a musical, another person could love it, yet it could still have awful plot.
You are not the judge of what a show is 'about'. You can take dozens of things out of a show and say each one is the message of the series.
How good a show is has everything to do with opinion. That's all it is. Aspects of filmmaking and writing can greatly affect someone's opinion, but that's just it. It all comes down to opinion. If a show is incredibly well made, but somebody can't stand the protagonist because of their own dispositional beliefs or prejudices, they're not going to enjoy the show.
Breaking Bad is in no way 'the best thing to happen to television' there is no such thing, because there is no piece of media that will appeal to everyone.
Last thing: If moldypubes watched roughly 2 and a half hours of it and decided he didn't enjoy it, why would he watch hours more? "It gets better" is not an excuse. If you didn't like it by the first few episodes, the show isn't for you.

#324 to #165 - moldypubes
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(10/18/2013) [-]
Holy ****, someone on this website who thinks rationally. Thank you
#134 to #129 - stratotastic
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(10/17/2013) [-]
Yes how could someone possible have a different opinion on mainstream media.
#135 to #134 - capslockrage
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(10/17/2013) [-]
Breaking bad is the best thing to happen to television.
#187 to #135 - krasnogvardiech
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(10/17/2013) [-]
I don't know, the invention of the television might be a strong competitor.
#136 to #135 - stratotastic
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(10/17/2013) [-]
A major exaggeration, its good but there were many other good shows on TV, it isn't the best. You're forgetting M.A.S.H, Star Trek, Stargate, ************ Firefly, there are and were so many good TV shows. Guys like you jump on the bandwagon which is fine but to call it the best isn't doing it or others justice.
#137 to #136 - capslockrage
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(10/17/2013) [-]
I didn't think mash was that great, never watched star trek, but I don't think I would like it more than breaking bad. Didn't think stargate was that great either. didn't watch firefly but I had a few friends who liked it and watched it, though they said breaking bad was better.
#139 to #137 - stratotastic
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(10/17/2013) [-]
All your opinions yet you give him **** for not liking Breaking Bad. M.A.S.H was amazing that's a fact it connected with people during the Korean War just as Breaking Bad is now, Breaking Bad criticizes Americas healthcare system and its treatment of the sick. M.A.S.H, Star Trek and Firefly had just much loyal fans if not more than Breaking Bad, now I can say all my friends like all of those shows better than Breaking Bad but I'm not going to because well its retarded to do that. I'm not saying the show is bad I'm just telling you it isn't the "best thing that happened" to television. Oh yeah I forgot about Game of Thrones.
#141 to #139 - capslockrage
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(10/17/2013) [-]
Game of thrones I like more than breaking bad.

However, Breaking bad has possibly the best writing, plot, and character development ever, I'm not talking about fans or my opinion.
#143 to #141 - stratotastic
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You do realize that writing, plot and character development all have to do with someones opinions and taste.
#144 to #143 - capslockrage
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(10/17/2013) [-]
Not really, there is a certain skill to making shows.

If someone is a good player at a professional sport is it an opinion?
Possibly, but not really.
#146 to #144 - stratotastic
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(10/17/2013) [-]
Sports and Film are two different things, don't compare the two. To answer your question yes there is opinion on skill and sports, why do you think people debate who is the best in their respective sports, such as in Hockey, Gretzky and Lemuiex.

There is a certain skill to making shows, which is why some are classed as out right bad by the majority but are liked by some it is still all according to opinion.
#147 to #146 - capslockrage
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(10/17/2013) [-]
But what you don't realize, is that people can still love a show, even if it's poorly made.

However, breaking bad has possibly the most clever plot out of all the popular shows, and great character development.
#150 to #147 - stratotastic
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(10/17/2013) [-]
I mention that people can like a show even if its poorly made, might want to actually read my replies. Really Breaking Bad has the most clever plot? One that tackles cancer and drug dealing while other shows tackle things like Racial issues, War, Social Issues, Political Issues, and many other issues that affect our world today and in the past.
#151 to #150 - capslockrage
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(10/17/2013) [-]
Those are just some focal points, that's not even what it's about.
#152 to #151 - stratotastic
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(10/17/2013) [-]
Yeah, okay. Implying the focal point isn't what a story is about.
#155 to #152 - capslockrage
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(10/17/2013) [-]
I mean that it's the main thing that they focus on out in the open, but really it's about how walter progresses from a chemistry teacher, to a small time meth cook, then into a full on bad guy, with his inspiration to have an empire, and not just to make money for his family. that amungst other things
#130 to #129 - moldypubes
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(10/17/2013) [-]
Watched half of the first season. Didn't like it. Gave up.
#131 to #130 - capslockrage
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(10/17/2013) [-]
FINISH THE FIRST SEASON, THEN WATCH THE SECOND
#154 to #128 - CHODYTHEBLAKGUY ONLINE
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(10/17/2013) [-]
I have to agree. I mean I don't think it was a bad show I just didn't really care much to watch it after the first season
#89 - palindromia
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(10/17/2013) [-]
can someone translate this into measurements of FREEDOM
#96 to #89 - thirdjess
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(10/17/2013) [-]
You guys can get like 2, 2.5 pound bags of white sugar, right? So just one of them in two cups of water.