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#92 - misterdiddly
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(10/17/2013) [-]
Shoes too small? How would putting on 3 pairs of socks help with putting them on in the first place?
if i sounded stupid, my excuses
#139 - kikx
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(10/17/2013) [-]
Drink lots of apple juice to have cool vivid dreams?

What's the point of them if you're gonna wake up 'cause you have to tinkle
#141 to #139 - isbeb
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(10/17/2013) [-]
Actually, consuming large amounts of fructose will cause diarrhea. The human body can only digest so much at once, and the rest gets eaten by bacteria. So, yeah, you'll get "vivid dreams" alright.
www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/3984976
#142 to #141 - kikx
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(10/17/2013) [-]
Even lovelier.
#119 - cosmohill
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(10/17/2013) [-]
I am so sick of hearing this "Jump UP if a car is going to hit you" ********. No. Don't jump anywhere you thick ****. Let's make this super clear as you were already retarded enough to get hit by a ******* car.

-If you jump sideways, HOORAY, you'll probably be ok, the car can still hit your legs, but you'll survive at the very least. (Though you risk getting caught under a wheel, so make sure you can jump far enough.

-If you jump up WELL **** SON, because 2 things are about to happen. Firstly your legs are going to get snapped from underneath you, turning your head towards the windscreen, and secondly, that shatterproof windscreen is about to pop out of place and hit the driver in the face. Now we have 2 serious injuries instead of one, if not two deaths.

-If you want to do it like dem stuntmend from duh TV.... Well you're actually on the right track. Face away from the car, then aim to literally get your ass on TOP of the bonnet, like you're trying to sit on it. This keeps your legs clear of the wheels and presents a nice cushion. Next spread your arms like you're trying to fly and curve your back a little because the next bit is going to hurt. You're trying to get as large a surface area as you can (Your whole back) to hit the windscreen. I'm not going to explain why, if you understand basic physics, you already know. Assuming you're an average height this SHOULD keep your head clear of the windscreen, but tuck that ****** in anyway, because it's like a ******* egg. TA-DA, you've seriously increased your chance of surviving (depending on the speed) and reduced chance of permanent injury, whilst also insuring the safety of the asshole who hit you.

TL;DR DON'T ******* JUMP IF A CAR IS COMING AT YOU DICK-FEATURES



Source: I'm a Road Safety Officer

#105 - catdownstairz
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(10/17/2013) [-]
According to this airplane mode just makes your phone superior in every way
#110 to #105 - tiredandhungry
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(10/17/2013) [-]
it has the added bonus of telemarketers not being able to contact you
#102 - thelonegodilla
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(10/17/2013) [-]
"Wrinkles in your shirt?"
Iron it.
Just ******* iron it.
What's wrong with you lazy berks?
#108 to #102 - nuciferatu
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(10/17/2013) [-]
Found the aussie!
#100 - iamsofakingawesome
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(10/17/2013) [-]
Apple Juice one is true, but you will absolutely piss yourself at night.
#147 - Spounty
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(10/17/2013) [-]
I thought a glass of apple juice before bed made you **** yourself.
#138 - happytimesfome
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(10/17/2013) [-]
i tried number 3 and it lite on fire and my friend threw it and it landed on his capered stars then the stair lit on fire long story short make sure your out side when you try it.
#132 - knightr **User deleted account**
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(10/17/2013) [-]
Upgrading to IOS7 will make you iphone waterproof
#131 - cazabrow
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(10/17/2013) [-]
MFW scrolling down top comments and one after the other people show how these tips ****** up.
#124 - tehyanx
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(10/17/2013) [-]
Those ping pong balls are ******* turtle eggs. I cant even.
Those ping pong balls are ******* turtle eggs. I cant even.
#117 - ratytang
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(10/17/2013) [-]
want to cure your head ache, cut a lemon in half and rub it in your eyes, you will forget about your head ache with the excruciating pain in your eyes
#96 - vashy
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(10/17/2013) [-]
Pretty anything?!?
Pretty anything?!?
#58 - shadowsynergy
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(10/17/2013) [-]
I have a headache and no limes. Honestly who keeps limes around?
#60 to #58 - illusiveman
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(10/17/2013) [-]
limes turn skin dark with the sun, so i guess that one's a trolly one.
#76 to #60 - ariusbrightwing
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(10/17/2013) [-]
Holy ****.
#40 - nuclearderp
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(10/17/2013) [-]
Cause of this video, I doubt any of the sound amplifying tricks. 30 Life Hacks Debunked - mental_floss on YouTube (Ep. 30)
#57 to #40 - swiftshadow
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(10/17/2013) [-]
I found the best way to amplify the sound on my current phone is to put the speaker face down on a surface. For some reason it makes it louder instead of muffling it.

The bowl trick works some times, I think it probably depends on the bowl shape and material but It does make for a good way to direct your music in one direction and cause it not to be so loud everywhere else in the room. Its a good trick for listening to music when working in an open kitchen while people are around.
#38 - levelninetynine
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(10/17/2013) [-]
I have occasional sleep paralysis, night terrors, and my dreams are already too vivid. It's the abundance of vitamins and sugar that make it impossible for me to have normal sleep pattern.
#23 - zight
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(10/17/2013) [-]
Another one i was confused on. is it like this?
#21 - krasisisback
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(10/17/2013) [-]
How about instead of ice cubes you throw a damp wash rag in with the shirt?
#16 - zight
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(10/17/2013) [-]
is the alcohol one limited to only pretty anything or can it be used for ugly anything as well
#9 - baddrawer
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(10/17/2013) [-]
I just put listerine on a pimpel, now my balls tingle alot
the pimpel is on my penis