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#118 - malkotay
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(10/15/2013) [-]
mfw these Buttons
mfw these Buttons
#129 to #118 - scoobi
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(10/15/2013) [-]
What if it said:

"You will be the only male in the whole world, you have a big dick and all females are pretty"

but

"You're a homosexual"
#146 to #129 - theawesomeguy
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(10/15/2013) [-]
"only male in the whole world", "homosexual". I don't think anyone would know what homosexual means
#130 to #129 - undeadZeik ONLINE
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(10/15/2013) [-]
females have anuses too
#131 to #130 - scoobi
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(10/15/2013) [-]
But he wouldn't be attracted to them
#137 to #131 - anon
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(10/15/2013) [-]
Sex is sex mate. Don't have to be attracted to your partner.
#138 to #137 - scoobi
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(10/15/2013) [-]
I have not had sex before...
#132 to #131 - undeadZeik ONLINE
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(10/15/2013) [-]
tape the boobs so that they don't stick out, put a strap on on'em and a bag over the head. no noticeable difference at all
#135 to #132 - scoobi
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(10/15/2013) [-]
Do you do that with every female you ****?
#142 to #135 - undeadZeik ONLINE
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(10/15/2013) [-]
only if they're uglier than a dude
#136 to #118 - biohazar
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(10/15/2013) [-]
so you have insecurities?   
i will not press this one , i m pretty happy about myself C: , and is not about size but time.   
at least you have a micro penis syndrome .   
   
im not saying this in hatter mod
so you have insecurities?
i will not press this one , i m pretty happy about myself C: , and is not about size but time.
at least you have a micro penis syndrome .

im not saying this in hatter mod
#19 - bbeasty
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(10/15/2013) [-]
good luck not passing out while having an erection.
#248 - leonidasking
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(11/04/2013) [-]
OC pressed the button..
#246 - thrashbat **User deleted account**
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(10/20/2013) [-]
I can't say I want either of those things!
#192 - toosexyforyou
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(10/16/2013) [-]
I hate to be the guy who says "lol" but I laughed way too ******* hard at this not to leave a comment
#189 - flamingbattletoad
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(10/16/2013) [-]
If i had the biggest dick in the world, what exactly would i be doing on here still?
#145 - therockofshame
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(10/15/2013) [-]
Now you'll feel light headed whenever you get erect and your dick is too big to fit in any human female. It was a clever joke, though.
#153 to #145 - rellergert
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(10/15/2013) [-]
WORTH IT
#168 to #153 - mewxchii
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(10/16/2013) [-]
It looks like a Quaggan
#144 - dmirish
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(10/15/2013) [-]
Huzzah to you!!!  Good job!
Huzzah to you!!! Good job!
#140 - thumbmonster
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(10/15/2013) [-]
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#123 - quietearp
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(10/15/2013) [-]
Pretty clever
#91 - acidreign
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(10/15/2013) [-]
mfw i suck at MS paint
#87 - wargeneralwest
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(10/15/2013) [-]
Hell, I already use paint for all my posts.
#83 - ironblood
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(10/15/2013) [-]
lel
#80 - patagon
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(10/15/2013) [-]
yfw posting this
yfw posting this
#78 - mastereleven
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(10/15/2013) [-]
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#42 - zombieicecream
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(10/15/2013) [-]
so err who pressed it
#41 - anon
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(10/15/2013) [-]
Omg! Just thought what if we ****************** with it???!!!!
#38 - schnitzelwagen
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(10/15/2013) [-]
It took me a moment to realize. You're one clever bastard, OP.
#44 to #38 - icameheretotroll
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#37 - twofacedent
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(10/15/2013) [-]
so if I clicked on it too would our dicks be in a nonstop growing race?
#15 - Riukanojutsu
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(10/15/2013) [-]
wouldve been funnier if it said that you pressed it.
#84 to #15 - johnnygoldmane **User deleted account**
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(10/15/2013) [-]
You mean to tell me that you have a name that blue and yet don't understand how implying works?