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#160 - wetnoodle
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(10/15/2013) [-]
aw **** man.... this ones actually hard
#170 to #160 - velocidex
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(10/16/2013) [-]
dew tm = ??
sorry for the time :I
#171 to #170 - wetnoodle
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(10/16/2013) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=CcWnfduAS_E

these guys are dewing it.... but they cant get epic headshots
#173 to #171 - velocidex
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(10/16/2013) [-]
where does the "epic headshot" come in?
#174 to #173 - wetnoodle
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(10/16/2013) [-]
mountain dew is universally known as "gamer juice". when you think of something a cod kid would drink, the first thing that comes to mind is Mount'n dew. and cod kiddies are all trying to do the dew.

basically this is telling me that i can finally do the dew, but i wont be able to make my sick nasty 360 420 xx legit yolo swag headshots
#175 to #174 - velocidex
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(10/16/2013) [-]
I understand.
thank you for a good and fast respond.
Someone give this guy a thumb, cuz I can't .
#147 - canadianbetamale
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(10/15/2013) [-]
You never know which button will work. I guess you could say he got COCKY.
#97 - dontknowmeatall
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(10/15/2013) [-]
MFW I have a huge dick but will never use it cuz betafag
#99 to #97 - phoenixwinter
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(10/15/2013) [-]
Practice with this
#112 to #99 - notdjfood
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(10/15/2013) [-]
Or this.
#114 to #112 - phoenixwinter
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(10/15/2013) [-]
This too
#119 to #114 - rollmenot
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(10/15/2013) [-]
#196 to #119 - phoenixwinter
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(10/16/2013) [-]
They won't fit...
#90 - offwhiteninja
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(10/15/2013) [-]
Imagine your surprise when you actually get a really fat man named Richard
#127 to #90 - deemetaldragon
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(10/15/2013) [-]
**deemetaldragon rolled a random image posted in comment #3968710 at Friendly **Or the world's biggest douche-pickle
#82 - andmann
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(10/15/2013) [-]
Real clever OP
Real clever OP
#54 - shmooo
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(10/15/2013) [-]
#229 - thelazyness
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(10/16/2013) [-]
<----drawn in MS Paint
Yeah, I'm okay with this.
#233 to #229 - zombiejew ONLINE
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(10/16/2013) [-]
Nice thumbnail
#226 - User
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(10/16/2013) [-]
It would be a lose lose situation if you pressed the button.
#224 - chasemccl
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(10/16/2013) [-]
who wants a 2 foot long dick anyway
#214 - Sasher
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(10/16/2013) [-]
I dont think Id want the largest dick in the world
I'd imagine it would be a pretty big hassle
#211 - lasomacintosh
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(10/16/2013) [-]
If I had the largest dick in the world, would I have enough blood to make it hard w/o passing out?

Or would it be all floppy and sex would be like trying to shove taffy in to a key hole?
#198 - kaslin
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(10/16/2013) [-]
What if your penis stayed the same size, and everyone elses shrunk to be smaller than yours?
#167 - alekksandar
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(10/16/2013) [-]
it doesn't say that you'll have the largest dick out of all humans on earth, it just says you'll have the largest one on earth. I get the joke, though.
#185 to #167 - deadmanisalive
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(10/16/2013) [-]
so if giant dick aliens invade the earth will it grow larger compared to the aliens?
#186 to #185 - alekksandar
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(10/16/2013) [-]
logically. Although OP already has a dick bigger than the elephant's.
#151 - computerlife
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(10/15/2013) [-]
#118 - malkotay
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(10/15/2013) [-]
mfw these Buttons
mfw these Buttons
#129 to #118 - scoobi
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(10/15/2013) [-]
What if it said:

"You will be the only male in the whole world, you have a big dick and all females are pretty"

but

"You're a homosexual"
#146 to #129 - theawesomeguy
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(10/15/2013) [-]
"only male in the whole world", "homosexual". I don't think anyone would know what homosexual means
#130 to #129 - undeadZeik
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(10/15/2013) [-]
females have anuses too
#131 to #130 - scoobi
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(10/15/2013) [-]
But he wouldn't be attracted to them
#137 to #131 - anon
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(10/15/2013) [-]
Sex is sex mate. Don't have to be attracted to your partner.
#138 to #137 - scoobi
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(10/15/2013) [-]
I have not had sex before...
#132 to #131 - undeadZeik
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(10/15/2013) [-]
tape the boobs so that they don't stick out, put a strap on on'em and a bag over the head. no noticeable difference at all
#135 to #132 - scoobi
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(10/15/2013) [-]
Do you do that with every female you ****?
#142 to #135 - undeadZeik
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(10/15/2013) [-]
only if they're uglier than a dude
#136 to #118 - biohazar
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(10/15/2013) [-]
so you have insecurities?   
i will not press this one , i m pretty happy about myself C: , and is not about size but time.   
at least you have a micro penis syndrome .   
   
im not saying this in hatter mod
so you have insecurities?
i will not press this one , i m pretty happy about myself C: , and is not about size but time.
at least you have a micro penis syndrome .

im not saying this in hatter mod
#81 - reallynotsais
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(10/15/2013) [-]
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#71 - zombiefeelings
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(10/15/2013) [-]
ladies and gentlemen, from England I give you Jonah Falcon. www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/man-with-worlds-largest-penis-sparks-1145798
#89 to #71 - mrnotsosafeforwork
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(10/15/2013) [-]
how to **** with the TSA
#40 - timmity ONLINE
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(10/15/2013) [-]
a whale dick is 10 times the wheight of a human, good luck having sex, or even moving for that matter
#19 - bbeasty
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(10/15/2013) [-]
good luck not passing out while having an erection.
#14 - idividedbyzero
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