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#42 - tiredofthis
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(10/15/2013) [-]
My little brother was playing this game and found out that you could make gas station holdups go faster by yelling at the guy through your headset.

Of course I found this out when I heard someone in our den shouting "Hurry the **** up! Do want me to shoot you?"
#100 - newtoast
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(10/15/2013) [-]
I really hope Rockstar records what they say.

That would be ******* hilarious
#98 - yuukoku
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(10/15/2013) [-]
The single player has bouncers to train the twelve-year-olds how to watch for their parents in multiplayer.
#9 - oxYKellark
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(10/15/2013) [-]
#40 - mykneegrow
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(10/15/2013) [-]
#4 - vegardwd
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(10/15/2013) [-]
just tap the microphone
#67 - OoJesusoO
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(10/15/2013) [-]
I-Is t-this r-r-real?
#81 to #67 - sagedivinity
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(10/15/2013) [-]
Yep, you can also use your mic to yell at store clerks as you rob them to get them to give you their money faster.
#82 to #81 - thisxshitxisxhard
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(10/15/2013) [-]
that **** got me kicked
#83 to #82 - sagedivinity
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(10/15/2013) [-]
How does that happen? Is there a vote to kick?
#121 to #83 - huntergriff ONLINE
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(10/16/2013) [-]
Pause>Online>Players>[insert gamertag here]>Kick.
#84 to #83 - thisxshitxisxhard
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(10/15/2013) [-]
i do not actually know for sure since i dont use it but i do know ive been kicked from multiple games most b4 i even joined and stated to play i dont even use my headset much
#122 to #84 - huntergriff ONLINE
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(10/16/2013) [-]
Pause>Online>Players>[insert gamertag here]>Kick.
#87 to #84 - sagedivinity
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(10/15/2013) [-]
It's probably a connection issue then or a problem on Rockstars end, but since I actually don't have the game I don't know much about it, so I'm just guessing.
#88 to #87 - thisxshitxisxhard
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(10/15/2013) [-]
maybe but it tells you if you lost connection
#89 to #88 - sagedivinity
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(10/15/2013) [-]
Well I don't know, sorry
#91 to #89 - thisxshitxisxhard
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(10/15/2013) [-]
the only real problem is the ******* load times i have to put up with becuase of it
#93 to #91 - sagedivinity
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(10/15/2013) [-]
From all he streams I've seen they look ridiculously long. At least it's working now, right?
#94 to #93 - thisxshitxisxhard
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(10/15/2013) [-]
for the most part yeah but i havent had any major problems since day 3 so i cant really speak for everyone
#95 to #94 - sagedivinity
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(10/15/2013) [-]
Dang that sucks. Hope you get to enjoy it in full soon.
#96 to #95 - thisxshitxisxhard
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(10/15/2013) [-]
yeah they need to come out with hiests soon
#102 to #96 - Neodude
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(10/15/2013) [-]
expoect those to come out within the next month. Also, word of advice, when you get the 500k, buy a decent sized apartment(200k+). If you don't you can't plan heists.
#103 to #102 - thisxshitxisxhard
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(10/15/2013) [-]
already got that covered took lots of saving
#108 to #103 - Neodude
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(10/15/2013) [-]
You use the replay mission glitch before they patched it?
#97 to #96 - sagedivinity
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(10/15/2013) [-]
I figured it was there already, guess its one of the types they'll be adding later.
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#10 to #6 - thenewgizmobox
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(10/15/2013) [-]
why did you need to save that as a gif?
#146 - kingbulbasaur
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(10/16/2013) [-]
I think my favorite part of online play is when you rob liquor stores.. You can increase the intimidation meter by talking into the mic, so they fill the bag with money faster.
I like saying weird **** knowing it'll raise my intimidation meter
#156 to #146 - Wakko
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(10/16/2013) [-]
I usually tend to just compliment the guy saying how I like his hair and how he has such a great smile.
>Everyone's face who's in the same server as me
#68 - notdjfood
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(10/15/2013) [-]
**notdjfood rolled a random comment #4153879 posted by zoopityzop at Friendly ** :
Executioner Miralda
She's got a sexy laugh, too


I certainly have a type
what I would say to the stripper
#47 - elynichujy
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(10/15/2013) [-]
**elynichujy rolled a random comment #2 posted by cheastnut at needs more nigga ** :
i think the bitch is cooking it

What I would say to the stripper
#141 - sierramistfourteen
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(10/16/2013) [-]
pucker up sweet cheeks
pucker up sweet cheeks
#137 - indignentshrew
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#134 - bowlerjeffrey
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(10/16/2013) [-]
**bowlerjeffrey rolled a random image posted in comment #4132227 at Friendly ** mfw
#125 - mikaelkid ONLINE
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(10/16/2013) [-]
**mikaelkid rolled a random image posted in comment #28 at Second Chance **   
   
mfw
**mikaelkid rolled a random image posted in comment #28 at Second Chance **

mfw
#138 to #125 - raigen
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(10/16/2013) [-]
Wow, such spring, wow, trampoleen, bounce bounce, such bounce, wow.
#143 - tacogrenade
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(10/16/2013) [-]
i use a fan
#140 - cartoonbacon
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(10/16/2013) [-]
My friend was talking to it and flirting and he had no idea his dad was in the door way.
#131 - PlaystationGuy
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(10/16/2013) [-]
If you have one of the expensive apartments online and go to the strip club and max out the like meter by talking or playing music through the headset you get her number and can call her to your apartment. You and your friends can get free lap dances.
#114 - anon
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(10/16/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolled user pappathethird ** my favourite hobby is fondling scrotum
#104 - jabone
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(10/15/2013) [-]
It is almost funny how realistic they made that game.