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#2 - sexyhimself
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(10/15/2013) [-]
**sexyhimself rolled a random image posted in comment #57 at Fuck yeah, catgirls ** MFW I´m fifteen and has banged atleast three stripper in GTA V
#55 to #2 - irokk ONLINE
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(10/15/2013) [-]
Do I look like I give a ****
#56 to #55 - sexyhimself
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(10/15/2013) [-]
why can no one get a joke..........
#58 to #56 - irokk ONLINE
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(10/15/2013) [-]
Making a bad comment, and then claiming it to be a joke....



Isn't







cool
#59 to #58 - sexyhimself
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(10/15/2013) [-]
I'm jsut gonna stop replying to the replies after this, cause I'm just making it worse for myself.


please let everyone forget about this for future comments
#109 to #59 - franklinclinton
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(10/15/2013) [-]
Psssssssssssssssst

Delete the comments, you made yourself a public execution
#63 to #59 - garymotherfinoak
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(10/15/2013) [-]
ees okey

we still love you <3
#60 to #59 - irokk ONLINE
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(10/15/2013) [-]
cya h8r
#112 to #2 - toastandbananas
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(10/16/2013) [-]
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#117 to #2 - McBalls
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(10/16/2013) [-]
&quot;pshh, losers. I bet you didn't **** as many virtual chicks in a video game as me. Man i'm cool.&quot; -sexyhimself
"pshh, losers. I bet you didn't **** as many virtual chicks in a video game as me. Man i'm cool." -sexyhimself
#166 to #117 - losers
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(10/16/2013) [-]
.....you shut up.
#128 to #2 - mcswoof
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(10/16/2013) [-]
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#142 to #2 - thepandaking
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(10/16/2013) [-]
you had to learn somehow, the FJ community will never understand that kind of self ridicule type of humor, it just doesn't translate. Also when you defend it as a joke, it's a 100% guarantee that everyone will be like &quot;whatever you say, lol fgt&quot;   
It's just the nature of things here.
you had to learn somehow, the FJ community will never understand that kind of self ridicule type of humor, it just doesn't translate. Also when you defend it as a joke, it's a 100% guarantee that everyone will be like "whatever you say, lol fgt"
It's just the nature of things here.
#111 to #2 - mondominiman
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(10/16/2013) [-]
Don't take it personal FJ is retarded at times
#65 to #2 - themilkisdead
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#132 to #2 - nickypickle
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(10/16/2013) [-]
uh huh. so tell me, is this some sort of accomplishment to you, more or less?
#158 to #2 - slipknut
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#159 to #158 - sexyhimself
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(10/16/2013) [-]
well **** me.
#160 to #159 - slipknut
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(10/16/2013) [-]
Sorry, just couldn't resist
Sorry, just couldn't resist
#161 to #160 - sexyhimself
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(10/16/2013) [-]
I guess it´s my fault for commenting...... and then commenting again over there
#168 to #158 - ifuhq
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(10/21/2013) [-]
You got a source for that .gif?
#169 to #168 - slipknut
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(10/22/2013) [-]
I haven't found it yet...sorry :/
#14 to #2 - kaboozle123
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(10/15/2013) [-]
woah dude you're really hard core aren't you? do you ride your bike to the strip clubs often?
woah dude you're really hard core aren't you? do you ride your bike to the strip clubs often?
#17 to #14 - sexyhimself
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oh ****, I didn't mean to brag. It's I would have posted an "oh ****" styled picture but I was on at school and didn't have any pictures. damn I totally came off as a douche.

#18 to #17 - sexyhimself
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(10/15/2013) [-]
and the english in that sentence seems like a 5th grader spelled it, damnit.

I'm not making this better for my self
#50 to #18 - thebrownbomber
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(10/15/2013) [-]
Shhhhhhhhhhh just accept your fate
Shhhhhhhhhhh just accept your fate
#51 to #50 - sexyhimself
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(10/15/2013) [-]
as long as I can't go down level for red thumbs I thinkk I'll be ok.

cause I got this feeling if I can, I'll be around negative 9000
#90 to #2 - furiousmarshmellow
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(10/15/2013) [-]
That's the only way you'll ever bang a woman.
That's the only way you'll ever bang a woman.
#157 to #90 - sexyhimself
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(10/16/2013) [-]
the saddest part is you´re probably right too
#64 to #2 - sashxanete **User deleted account**
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(10/15/2013) [-]
**sashxanete rolled a random image posted in comment #26 at I can show you the world ** MFW you rolled
#19 to #2 - kreekydoorS
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(10/15/2013) [-]
might just be me but I interpreted your comment as a joke.
#20 to #19 - sexyhimself
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(10/15/2013) [-]
it was meant as a joke.

even though I have done that
#30 to #2 - mooghens
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#34 to #30 - sexyhimself
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why do I get so much hate =( it was a joke
#48 to #34 - anon
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(10/15/2013) [-]
Because you're a bit of a faggot.
#49 to #48 - sexyhimself
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atleast I'm not anon
#57 to #49 - bladeboy
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(10/15/2013) [-]
Because you're a bit of faggot
#85 to #49 - tehfalconguy
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(10/15/2013) [-]
You're trying too hard.
You're trying too hard.
#27 to #2 - stupro
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(10/15/2013) [-]
**stupro rolled a random image posted in comment #100 at Mass Extraction ** One of the most relevant rolls I've seen in a while and you get red thumbs. If you would say "duck", roll picture and got a goose or anything remotely close to it, you'd usually get a ******** of thumbs.
#28 to #27 - sexyhimself
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(10/15/2013) [-]
dat Tali
#11 to #2 - aherorising
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(10/15/2013) [-]
nah dude, you gotta feeeeel it
nah dude, you gotta feeeeel it
#124 to #2 - huntergriff ONLINE
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#5 to #2 - havockwzy
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(10/15/2013) [-]
so... you got cancer?
so... you got cancer?
#21 to #5 - theundone
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(10/15/2013) [-]
No, he is the cancer.
#163 to #5 - luigiyoshi **User deleted account**
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(10/16/2013) [-]
That's what happens when you have sex at 15, kids. Don't do it or you'll get cancer.
#98 - yuukoku
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(10/15/2013) [-]
The single player has bouncers to train the twelve-year-olds how to watch for their parents in multiplayer.
#9 - oxYKellark
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#4 - vegardwd
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(10/15/2013) [-]
just tap the microphone
#6 - damianblu
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#10 to #6 - thenewgizmobox
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(10/15/2013) [-]
why did you need to save that as a gif?
#40 - mykneegrow
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#146 - kingbulbasaur
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(10/16/2013) [-]
I think my favorite part of online play is when you rob liquor stores.. You can increase the intimidation meter by talking into the mic, so they fill the bag with money faster.
I like saying weird **** knowing it'll raise my intimidation meter
#156 to #146 - Wakko
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(10/16/2013) [-]
I usually tend to just compliment the guy saying how I like his hair and how he has such a great smile.
>Everyone's face who's in the same server as me
#68 - notdjfood
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(10/15/2013) [-]
**notdjfood rolled a random comment #4153879 posted by zoopityzop at Friendly ** :
Executioner Miralda
She's got a sexy laugh, too


I certainly have a type
what I would say to the stripper
#47 - elynichujy ONLINE
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(10/15/2013) [-]
**elynichujy rolled a random comment #2 posted by cheastnut at needs more nigga ** :
i think the bitch is cooking it

What I would say to the stripper
#67 - OoJesusoO
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(10/15/2013) [-]
I-Is t-this r-r-real?
#81 to #67 - sagedivinity
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(10/15/2013) [-]
Yep, you can also use your mic to yell at store clerks as you rob them to get them to give you their money faster.
#82 to #81 - thisxshitxisxhard
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(10/15/2013) [-]
that **** got me kicked
#83 to #82 - sagedivinity
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(10/15/2013) [-]
How does that happen? Is there a vote to kick?
#121 to #83 - huntergriff ONLINE
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(10/16/2013) [-]
Pause>Online>Players>[insert gamertag here]>Kick.
#84 to #83 - thisxshitxisxhard
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(10/15/2013) [-]
i do not actually know for sure since i dont use it but i do know ive been kicked from multiple games most b4 i even joined and stated to play i dont even use my headset much
#122 to #84 - huntergriff ONLINE
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(10/16/2013) [-]
Pause>Online>Players>[insert gamertag here]>Kick.
#87 to #84 - sagedivinity
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(10/15/2013) [-]
It's probably a connection issue then or a problem on Rockstars end, but since I actually don't have the game I don't know much about it, so I'm just guessing.
#88 to #87 - thisxshitxisxhard
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(10/15/2013) [-]
maybe but it tells you if you lost connection
#89 to #88 - sagedivinity
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(10/15/2013) [-]
Well I don't know, sorry
#91 to #89 - thisxshitxisxhard
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(10/15/2013) [-]
the only real problem is the ******* load times i have to put up with becuase of it
#93 to #91 - sagedivinity
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(10/15/2013) [-]
From all he streams I've seen they look ridiculously long. At least it's working now, right?
#94 to #93 - thisxshitxisxhard
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(10/15/2013) [-]
for the most part yeah but i havent had any major problems since day 3 so i cant really speak for everyone
#95 to #94 - sagedivinity
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(10/15/2013) [-]
Dang that sucks. Hope you get to enjoy it in full soon.
#96 to #95 - thisxshitxisxhard
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(10/15/2013) [-]
yeah they need to come out with hiests soon
#102 to #96 - Neodude
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(10/15/2013) [-]
expoect those to come out within the next month. Also, word of advice, when you get the 500k, buy a decent sized apartment(200k+). If you don't you can't plan heists.
#103 to #102 - thisxshitxisxhard
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(10/15/2013) [-]
already got that covered took lots of saving
#108 to #103 - Neodude
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(10/15/2013) [-]
You use the replay mission glitch before they patched it?
#97 to #96 - sagedivinity
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(10/15/2013) [-]
I figured it was there already, guess its one of the types they'll be adding later.
#141 - sierramistfourteen
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(10/16/2013) [-]
pucker up sweet cheeks
pucker up sweet cheeks
#137 - indignentshrew
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#134 - bowlerjeffrey
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(10/16/2013) [-]
**bowlerjeffrey rolled a random image posted in comment #4132227 at Friendly ** mfw
#125 - mikaelkid
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(10/16/2013) [-]
**mikaelkid rolled a random image posted in comment #28 at Second Chance **   
   
mfw
**mikaelkid rolled a random image posted in comment #28 at Second Chance **

mfw
#138 to #125 - raigen
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(10/16/2013) [-]
Wow, such spring, wow, trampoleen, bounce bounce, such bounce, wow.
#167 - mrbimbim
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(10/21/2013) [-]
So be it.
So be it.
#144 - ambiguous **User deleted account**
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(10/16/2013) [-]
They better ******* have it record. Those will be the greatest audio clips on the entire internet.
They better ******* have it record. Those will be the greatest audio clips on the entire internet.
#143 - tacogrenade
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(10/16/2013) [-]
i use a fan
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