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#123 - ewowo
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(10/11/2013) [-]
Hmmm? It usually works for me.
#115 - goldenfairy
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(10/11/2013) [-]
Source? Considering some comments might be Valvrave 2nd season, but I gotta make sure.
#117 to #115 - MaverickZero
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It's episode 10 of the first Valvrave season. 20 minutes, 46 seconds in, to be precise.
#134 to #117 - thebannedzombie
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If i recall correctly, wasn't he successful in tearing off her clothes?


AND HOLY **** THE SECOND SEASON HAS STARTED. WHY THE **** HASN'T ANYONE ******* TOLD ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

thank you for implying that there was more than one season by saying "season 1". You just made my week.
#138 to #134 - MaverickZero
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(10/11/2013) [-]
He was incredibly successful with that, among other things.
But yes, season 2 started today.
#147 to #138 - thebannedzombie
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Ugh. I'd forgotten about the cultish-magic crap that stuck it's ugly head up in that last episode of season 1. I'm slightly disappointed.
#149 to #147 - MaverickZero
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(10/11/2013) [-]
Eh. What can ya do?
#153 to #149 - thebannedzombie
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(10/11/2013) [-]
Watch more and hope for more raping and less gay neck biting. And also to hope that Saki punts that other chick off the playing field.
#104 - critality
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(10/11/2013) [-]
-dreaming
-on my way home from summer camp
-driving beside a lake in the yukon from the back seat, leaning forward
-meanwhile I'm also superimposed over myself in the upright position in the same seat
-friend in the front seat starts handing me perfect spheres of weed about the size of a softball that were stolen from my parents
-look to my right and see a girl without a face kick a white rabbit into the lake
-wake up
-all my wat
#99 - reginleif ONLINE
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(10/11/2013) [-]
I had to get laid multiple times, before I ever got laid in a dream. I don't really know how that's supposed to work.
#97 - notacop
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(10/11/2013) [-]
I had a dream i was taking a piss and it was a really long piss i fell but the piss went in an arc and still made it into the toilet
#93 - zomaru
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#84 - infinitereaper ONLINE
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As annoying as dreams can be I love them   
   
In dreams, there is no gravity, no aches, no pain, just pure reality. The world is free, movement isn't so restricted... I can fly if I want  I can imagine. Dreams are always different and the worlds and stories are not always positive, but even waking from nightmares I can't help but think:   
   
"Man, dreaming is so much better than being awake."    
   
 Every time sex is involved in a dream I usually wake up because I get too excited.
As annoying as dreams can be I love them

In dreams, there is no gravity, no aches, no pain, just pure reality. The world is free, movement isn't so restricted... I can fly if I want I can imagine. Dreams are always different and the worlds and stories are not always positive, but even waking from nightmares I can't help but think:

"Man, dreaming is so much better than being awake."

Every time sex is involved in a dream I usually wake up because I get too excited.
#120 to #84 - anon
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Isn't this GIF from the AniMatrix? I remember it from somewhere
#100 to #84 - reginleif ONLINE
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(10/11/2013) [-]
My dreams usually suck though, my dream universe nerfs me in speed, stamina and power.
#110 to #100 - darksideofthebeast
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I get a severe upgrade.
It's really nice, I can just jump in the air and fly right away, it doesn't take me any effort I can just do it...

If you're aware you're dreaming then keep your mind focused on good things and your brain will gain more power and help you gain more power (If you want to call it that).

#131 to #110 - sixpoundsofjerky
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I have to agree. In my dreams, I'm normally the rough equivalent of the Master Chief. The lore version of him, the practical demi-god, not the game version.

Unless it's a nightmare. Then... Then **** gets real unpleasant. It's like the opening of Dead Space 2, except the straight jacket never comes off.
#133 to #131 - darksideofthebeast
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I feel like Jesus in my dreams.
If I could experience my dreams with people I loved that weren't just me talking to me.
I would love to dream forever.
#101 to #100 - infinitereaper ONLINE
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How to say this... "its all in your head" like I said dreams can be annoying, I often struggle in dreams with a few things, but it doesn't take much to delete entire mountains or not need to fear injury since you are inherently immortal.

I think it's a lot like the Matrix, you just have to believe... and concentrate and take control and whatnot. But eh, the dream world isn't a world many have successfully traveled. I barely scratched the surface there were so many things I wanted to study/try
#94 to #84 - darksideofthebeast
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You actually feel 100x more feelings in a dream.
If you're getting ass ****** by a demon you will feel every second of it.

You can die in your sleep from fear of a dream and having a heart attack.

They are enjoyable but there are flaws to it also.
#95 to #94 - infinitereaper ONLINE
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Maybe it depends on how lucid you are. I failed, as usual, to master things like WILD and lucid dreaming in general but I'm partially lucid in most dreams... most of my nightmares are enjoyable, I don't care about pain when my chronic pain is gone, I dunno, the only thing I don't like about dreams is that they aren't reality.

I mean, when I eat a bag of chips in a dream they are the best chips I've ever had and I'm so happy and fulfilled, when I eat a bag of chips in reality all I get is a stomach ache and indigestion.
#96 to #95 - darksideofthebeast
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I have lucid dreams almost every night I fall asleep without a TV on.

I've gotten so scared in lucid dreams before because I would wake up paralyzed fall back asleep keep dreaming and just never ending cycle that feels like days.
Then finally when I wake up I don't think it's real life.
Then it becomes kind of scary.
I get scared in dreams because I'm a person who doesn't like to be alone, if I am lucid dreaming that is all I think about.

I usually have fun but the overall dream is gloomy and dark.
#98 to #96 - infinitereaper ONLINE
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Ah... you're lucky. If only I could spend "days" in dreamworld time, living wouldn't be so painful for me.

You have a lot to work with complete lucidity short circuits my dreams or throws me into false awakening. I have very poor control of it. Sleep paralysis, I actually like it because it's fun and weird and what not but it is hard to deal with. It breaks so easy for me.

I literally have to push myself to sage/monk like tiers to really get anywhere. I like dreams.

Ideally, I'd like to spend at least a day lucid in dreamworld dreamtime and just explore and have fun and enjoy and what not. Hell even a few hours of dreamtime would be great. But... ah... insomnia I guess. Makes for a horrible lucid dreamer.
#108 to #98 - darksideofthebeast
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Oh and WILD will barely ever work unless you do the wake back to bed technique.

Wake up in about 5 hours of sleep then don't move at all.
Then you should get paralyzed within 30 seconds.
If not fall back asleep and retry.
Everytime I get into sleep paralysis I kind of get scared. Not really scared just kind of a weird feeling of something like helplessness.
Although I know nothing can hurt me, it's the fact that I can't move.
When I enter sleep paralysis I just keep my eyes closed (see no evil hear no evil) type of thing.

I've been in sleep paralysis for 10 minutes before, it can be terrifying if it lasts that long.
In the sleep paralysis my mother was on the computer on the chair in the living room (I'd taken a nap on the couch) and I woke up paralyzed and couldn't get out of it.
Then tried calling my mom to wake me up and nothing happened, then when I finally worked up enough muscle power to mutter "Help" She looked at me and her faced turned completely black (or like a depiction of a demon)

Then I got out of it and there were black dots all over my walls that faded away.
Creeped me out because it was dark in the room.
#111 to #108 - infinitereaper ONLINE
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HA, all of my WILDs were non that method, I just layed in bed. Perfected I could probably do it in 30 minutes to 1 hour, but alas I have trouble falling asleep to begin with.

SP for me only lasts 10 seconds or so, comes on like thunder, and I'm transported directly into dream world... like being uploaded, my body feels like it's flying.

Just biology, we are all different I guess.
#114 to #111 - darksideofthebeast
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Sleep paralysis for me is a bone gnawing minutes...

I never really hallucinate but I just don't enjoy being helpless and alone.

When I am in sleep paralysis though I do like to play around.
Basically moving my conscious copy around so it's not my physical body but feels like it.
I can wave my legs and arms (Which means I could astral project voluntarily if I tried).

Dreaming is so fun regardless though, out of all the things to do I usually just fly around.

I've always wanted to explore space as a particle traveling close to the speed of light.

That would be enjoyable, I wouldn't mind to stay there for a couple of days.
#102 to #98 - darksideofthebeast
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I've spent 7 days in an astral projection.
I looked at myself in a mirror and I was all wavy, I looked at a clock all the numbers were racing.

I woke up in my house but everything was white and what not. I had started asking everyone in the room if I'd died and everyone kind of just shunned me.

Then I started telling them that I was their god pretty much, that they were only apart of my dream and they all got angry.

I then demanded to speak to my sub conscious and they thought I was crazy.

So later on in the dream someone approached me, a woman in a green jacket (As I can remember) Started speaking to me and I blacked out, after the conversation I woke back up in the dream or astral projection (I call it that because I was lucid but unable to control anything) I asked her a question "Who are you?" She replied: "Your sub conscious"...

And it was at that point I nearly lost my mind and I just remember roaming around in the dream world then I just decided "If I'm dead, I'm dead... This isn't so bad"
Then I had gotten an idea of how to wake up if I wasn't dead, I started getting really excited because I was in a dream, I knew it was a sure fire way to wake me up.
And sure enough, it did.


Dreams are the best.
Tips: Don't drink caffiene within 3 hours before bed.

Don't fall asleep with a TV on, it changes your brain wave frequency into a lower frequency thus making it harder to detect certain things (Reality, dreaming, dream vividness ETC...) and it will make it near impossible for a lucid dream.
Look at your hands at least 5 times a day and TRULY question if you're alive and in reality (or so you perceive) and eventually you will be able to have one whenever you want honestly... If I really want one I will deprive myself of sleep so I can get longer sleep and enter R.E.M for longer.

#103 to #102 - infinitereaper ONLINE
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Well you either have future schizophrenia or are truly lucky

I barely dream well anymore tell you the truth. My state of mind probably isn't for it. I just wish I'd dream a little more.
#109 to #103 - darksideofthebeast
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Trust me, you can dream better.
Start writing down your dreams.
If you truly want it your brain will force itself for it to work.
It's the type of thing that falls under the subject 'Belief is the strongest power'
And it truly is in this case.
#113 to #109 - infinitereaper ONLINE
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maybe i'll try again when I have more sleeping/time luxury to begin wtih
#116 to #113 - darksideofthebeast
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Yea, it's better to practice lucid dreaming when you have free time.
because if you don't you might get stuck in a dream for a while even if your alarm clock is going off.


That'd be hard to explain to a boss or teacher.
#83 - puremadmentalged
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Scared to thumb in case banned for pornographic content
#158 to #83 - remilia ONLINE
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#170 to #158 - anon
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I feel like...the lower part of this picture and 83's picture fits together...
#171 to #170 - xitsukalong
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Welp, forgot to log in.
#218 to #171 - remilia ONLINE
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#81 - Jakknife
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>dreaming
>on a family trip
>go to stay at a hotel, meet the owner, looks like a super cool guy
>weird thing is that theres alot of posters everywhere, mostly of beautiful women
>one strikes me as being rlly hot, and keep a mental image
>out to dinner with folks
>see her on another table, but only momentarily
>dont tell parents
>go back to the hotel
>see her again in my bathroom mirror, cept some weird shining **** going on shes crusty as ****
>go wake up parents, tell them to get the **** out, they instantly believe me (well why the **** not?)
>driving away in the car with parents to get to a safehouse
>talk about escape plans
>look out the window
>crusty bitch epidemic, they're like zombies
>Wake up

This is the third time ive had this dream, and I always wake up at that part
#77 - zerojaxx
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>meet girl   
>10/10   
>beautiful eyes   
>great personality   
>she even plays vidya with me   
>"i - i think i love you"   
>she looks at me with the happiest face   
>"oh anon i -"   
>wake up
>meet girl
>10/10
>beautiful eyes
>great personality
>she even plays vidya with me
>"i - i think i love you"
>she looks at me with the happiest face
>"oh anon i -"
>wake up
#150 to #77 - nao
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(10/11/2013) [-]
I know, man, I know..
And you have to get out of your bed, get dressed, and carry on with your day like everything is alright.
But behind the curtains, it's like a punch in the face.
#76 - biggrand
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(10/11/2013) [-]
> be dreamin
> at gas station
> vcr was about to buy disappeared
> " oh ****, im a sleepin!"
> standing in driveway trying to think about milfs on street
> fine red head milf across street
> fast forward
> I have her naked on the bed
> forget about inception at this point, think is reality
> start trying to make out with and sniff her sexy feet
> she turns into a japanese ms dos dating sim and I lose

I really suck at inception
#75 - nogphille
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(10/11/2013) [-]
lucid

dreaming.

seriously, look into it. it's only happened a few times for me, but the times i have... were amazing.

i try not to dream anymore. any dream i have just revolves around the one that got away and makes me sad.
#74 - darksideofthebeast
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It's possible if you train yourself not to get excited in dreams.
#71 - thesilveresteagle
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I love when it feels like you're falling, its like slow motion skydiving. feels unreal.
#80 to #71 - ffinfinity
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Every time I fall in a dream I wake up instantly,like a pool of light surrounds me and bam I wake up. Sometimes all I gotta do is trip and it happen :/ Sucks because sometimes the dreams are pretty cool.
#85 to #80 - thesilveresteagle
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yeah I hear ya. I wanna master lucid dreams so badly. it would honestly be the coolest thing to fully control your own dreams.
#92 to #85 - ffinfinity
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Even when I am lucid dreaming, I can't control it which is weird. I can't suddenly fly if I want its still sorta grounded in reality which sucks.
#144 to #92 - thesilveresteagle
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that is weird
#214 to #144 - ffinfinity
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It sucks man, guess i think too logically.
#67 - anon
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I had sex in a dream. Her vagina had teeth.
#65 - theaddviser
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What anime is this? and what usually happens for me is the chick im about to screw morphs into someone i dont want to screw
#56 - sidekickman
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List of annoying **** that happens in dreams:
-Not being able to scream, just a weird gaspy scratch noise
-Extreme lack of strength when it is necessary
-Randomly losing your pants
-Not randomly losing your pants
-Falling
-Thinking something will go wrong, then it does
-Being scared of something for no reason
-Climax of dream synchronizing with waking up
#119 to #56 - Mickeyboi
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Not being able to open a locker, when you haven't even used a locker in years.
#69 to #56 - EmulateSnes
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List of annoying **** continued.
-face of person you're about to kiss changing as soon as you kiss it.
-realizing you are dreaming with the inalienably to control it.
-waking up thinking that dream was awesome yet unable to recall any details.
-Dreaming you taking a piss then waking up scared as **** and frantically checking your crotch to see if you actually pissed yourself.
-tripping in your dream and waking up to your leg convulsing as if you've actually tripped.
#105 to #69 - miia ONLINE
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#79 to #69 - afuckinmazing
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Trying to throw a punch in a dream and it ends up being some sort of jello haymaker.
#127 to #79 - triggathepirate
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Jello haymaker.
Jello haymaker.
#88 to #79 - EmulateSnes
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I think that would fall under the...

-Extreme lack of strength when it is necessary

category.
#90 to #88 - afuckinmazing
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True, but I specifically hate dreams where you're fighting someone and it's like you're hitting each other with spaghetti arms.
#107 to #90 - critality
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I wouldn't call it spaghetti arms, more like im submerged in a clear invisible vat of cornstarch and water, the more I try the slower I go
#87 to #79 - tffan
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One time I dreamed I was punching some douchebag I hate and then I woke up and I broke the shudder for my window.
#64 to #56 - herpymcderp
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Don't for get trying to run but instead you qwop.
#60 to #56 - ronrod
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You must be a hammer because you just hit the nail on the head!
#42 - jalthelas
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I had a dream last night where a really hot chick with huge tits was about to give me a BJ.

Her lips were almost touching the head, and then I woke up.
#50 to #42 - froghole ONLINE
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your brain doesn't know the feeling, so it couldn't recreate it, which is why you woke up.
it's only a joke please don't hate me
#157 to #50 - ugottanked
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and yet i had a dream some chick was rubbing her tits on my member and i was..somehow able to feel it. yet that has never happened to me
#132 to #50 - jalthelas
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dafuq u say bish?   
   
   
   
 jk, I like you.
dafuq u say bish?



jk, I like you.
#59 to #50 - trueraiderfan
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that was good, dayum good
#43 to #42 - jalthelas
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MFW
#126 to #43 - triggathepirate
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Mfw I know that feel.
Mfw I know that feel.
#40 - IceViper
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Whenever i have sex in a dream the woman and all of her possessions are either red or white. It is the most unusual thing and it seems as if though they are categorized by color in a way.

If the woman has red clothes and red belongings (ex: a dream with a woman in a red dress with a red car and a red purse etc...) the dream is sexually compulsive and the sex is immediate and passionately compulsive.

If the woman has white clothes and white belongings (ex: a dream where a woman had a white t-shirt and shorts, in a white house, with marble white floors and an empty white pool) I find myself following a woman around or looking for them before having equally as passionate, slow, thoughtful sex.
#38 - Virt ONLINE
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