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#202 - Byte ONLINE (10/11/2013) [-]
#192 - hardongo (09/27/2013) [-]
no just no
no just no
User avatar #180 - responsibletim (09/27/2013) [-]
I don't think you understand how bad this is, that's a ******* brown recluse.
User avatar #183 to #180 - MoooP (09/27/2013) [-]
a black widow AND a brown recluse, the 2 most feared spiders.
#186 to #180 - godofcorndog ONLINE (09/27/2013) [-]
Brown recluses are called that for a reason. They are very wary of bigger things. They only bite as self defense or last resort. Usually people step or put on a sock they are hiding in, or disturb a folded bed sheet they are snuggled in This one is just being chill, getting its Old Spice on with it's black widow life partner. Who are you to judge their life style?
User avatar #187 to #186 - responsibletim (09/27/2013) [-]
I laughed too much at that last part.
#173 - cocainecowboy (09/27/2013) [-]
******* hate spiders
#161 - delio (09/27/2013) [-]
MFW
MFW
User avatar #158 - cellphoneman (09/27/2013) [-]
When I saw this, I started feeling tingling. They got me too. O_O
User avatar #141 - iSpaceShuttle (09/27/2013) [-]
Nope vs Nope
#131 - danielesq (09/27/2013) [-]
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#197 to #131 - triggathepirate (09/28/2013) [-]
I had to look up that scene just to hear the way he says it again. Worth it.
I had to look up that scene just to hear the way he says it again. Worth it.
User avatar #130 - pokemonstheshiz (09/27/2013) [-]
We're going to need a bigger nope
#85 - theguywhoaskswhy (09/27/2013) [-]
Looks like a red-back. Of all the things that can kill you out here in Australia, from drop-bears to swimming-knives, these are the ones they warn you about, the ones that'll **** your **** up.
#95 to #85 - rabidaardvark (09/27/2013) [-]
are they the ones that come out the toilet and bite you in the ass?
User avatar #129 to #95 - theguywhoaskswhy (09/27/2013) [-]
Don't know which one to which you refer. Drop Bears hurl themselves off high branches and disembowel you before they hit the ground. Swimming knifes prefer the cringe worthy squish of the testicles. And Redbacks hide in the dark corners, behind fridges or pool supplies, striking when you least expect it.
I believe you may be thinking of the American urban myth concerning "flushed" baby alligators. We don't have that here. There are no wild alligators in Australia, only crocodiles.
#134 to #129 - AirborneAlpha (09/27/2013) [-]
What's a swimming knife?
User avatar #194 to #134 - theguywhoaskswhy (09/27/2013) [-]
Its an over exaggeration. The auto-morphical objectation of danger. Like a laser shark.
#57 - anon (09/27/2013) [-]
Black widow bites typically do not kill adults they just make them sick.
#77 to #57 - teenytinyspider (09/27/2013) [-]
You still need to get medical attention.
#47 - runningwyeld (09/27/2013) [-]
i nearly shat myself
#26 - drfaust (09/27/2013) [-]
What happens if one bites the other
User avatar #20 - kiaserzerg (09/27/2013) [-]
dude, i just unhappied.
User avatar #19 - lemoron ONLINE (09/27/2013) [-]
aw hael naw
#9 - Shmooglavoue (09/27/2013) [-]
Black widows aren't immediately lethal. It takes about a day for the venom to kill. If he gets the antivenom shortly after being bit, he'll be fine. And even without antivenom, widow venom only kills 5% of healthy adults bitten.

The real danger is accidentally getting bit and not knowing it was a widow, especially if they were young or sick.
#17 to #9 - yomommabinshoppin (09/27/2013) [-]
Also keep in mind that the other was a recluse (I think) so that guy has serious dumbassery on two counts
#5 - protest (09/26/2013) [-]
Oh dear god.
#72 - lolollo (09/27/2013) [-]
I still don't understand this trend in purposely putting yourself in situations that are more than dangerous enough to kill and/or maim you horribly just for the sake of looking "cool."

Then again, I don't know, maybe the cavemen had those types to, but they all died off because of how stupidly maladaptive such behavior is.
User avatar #73 to #72 - deadadventurer (09/27/2013) [-]
It might have something to do with modern western society and health care. Basically we have no predators to take out the unfit and even the ones that gets halfmauled to death can be sent to a hospital and regain full reproductive functions.
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