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#39 - jaked
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(09/25/2013) [-]
Youth. Utilize my Neuroplasticity and already existing knowledge to become a wunderkind. Once I turn 21 use the million as seed money for a highly profitable business thanks to my new-found world-class economics understanding. Become Ironman (minus the crime-fighting thing, ****** dangerous).
#31 - demonatatoo
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(09/25/2013) [-]
Youth. I've ****** up so many things and I always wish I had a chance to go back in time to fix what I completely ruined. Friendships ruined, educations wasted, and injuries that could've easily been avoided. Too bad this is only a hypothetical.
#30 - ponypenetrator
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(09/25/2013) [-]
I would pick youth if it meant going back in time to when I was 5, not just becoming 5, but in the current world. There are alot of thing I would do differently if I could live a second time around. If it was just I was 5 but in the current world, I would choose teleportation, I wouldn't want to be 5 again dealing with societies ****, but it would be worth it for the chance to get things i missed before.
#13 - tittylovin
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(09/24/2013) [-]
Teleportation, hands down.
Given enough preparation, you could go anywhere safely.
Money is no object, imagine the jobs you'd be available for.
This is also the only one that could really help humanity learn a lot more about the way the universe works.
All this depends on what you're allowed to take with you.
#12 - hachiro
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(09/24/2013) [-]
Invisibility. Because I'm a ******* pervert.
#5 - manwithanopinion
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(09/24/2013) [-]
First one...there's a bunch of things I could fix if I had known what I know now.
#3 - evilbastard
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(09/24/2013) [-]
The first one . Get to do it all over the right way , and retire at the age of 21 if you do it right . Yeah the first one for sure .
#10 - guywithafork
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(09/24/2013) [-]
How is #4 have a bonus? Having to cut my dick in half is NO Bonus!
#9 - nohx
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(09/24/2013) [-]
MY dream for a long time has been "Youth Restored" (without the bonus), but after realising that I can't live without my girlfriend, and waiting 15 years for her, that one is out.

Invisibility would be cool - I would be the ultimate pervert stalker and no one would ever know, plus you could rape chicks and even though they got your DNA from your "leftovers", how would they catch what they can't see?

But I think I'mma choose teleportation, since it means instant wealth and I could see the world and travel as much as I'd like. Though I think I would get very fat from teleporting all the time and never exercise. I would get super lazy, really fast

One question though.. Why does only one of the 4 choices have a catch?