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User avatar #147 - nextweekisthefries (09/23/2013) [-]
>Be 16
>Dad works for the city picking up roadkill
>I help out on the overnight weekend shifts
>He knows I hate it
>Find a deer bloated on the side of road
>Normally wrap it in plastic, but it's not bloody
> **** it, throw it on the flatbed.
>Drive away
>My dad asks why I look upset
>Lie
>Why don't you take the night off he says
>I'll drive you tsomeplace he says
>Tell him there's a party I wanted to go to
> ******** .jpg
>Dad goes to the liquor store
>Gives me a condom and vodka and says have fun
>Get out of the car
>"Dad where's the deer?"
>mfw deer wants to party





User avatar #161 to #147 - AlanbalMIT (09/23/2013) [-]
no face
User avatar #174 to #161 - nextweekisthefries (09/23/2013) [-]
Because it didn't happen
User avatar #176 to #174 - AlanbalMIT (09/23/2013) [-]
well... ****
User avatar #175 to #174 - nextweekisthefries (09/23/2013) [-]
You're darker shade of blue is sexy
#129 - erpetrich ONLINE (09/23/2013) [-]
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#125 - mrgoodlove (09/22/2013) [-]
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That's why I always bring a deer with me to parties
User avatar #143 - thedungeonmaster (09/23/2013) [-]
Sounds similar to a party I went to (excluding the deer). Same exact scenario, loser has house to himself and invites everyone. House gets ******* destroyed, $40000 in damage. Highlights were as follows:
>Someone emptied an entire bottle of detergent into the washing machine and turned it on which turned the laundry room into suds
>My friend poured an entire bottle of nesquik syrup on the kitchen floor and it basically became a skating rink. There were nesquik covered people everywhere
>Someone set a fire in the living room
>A mattress was thrown onto a crowd of people from up stairs
>The patio furniture ended up on the roof
>The shed was tackled and destroyed
>I stopped counting the holes in the walls after 200 and that wasn't even half
>People were puking into the holes in the wall
>Every room was raided and looted
The cops were there for an hour but couldn't do anything due to the magnitude of people in the house. The cherry on top of the night was a guy who went to high five a female cop and slapped her across the face. I've never seen a human run so fast, he took a corner so sharply I swear his shoulder touched the ground. He got away.
Hands down best party i've ever been to and probably ever will.
#75 - bigfoote (09/22/2013) [-]
I know this is probably not true... but God I hope it is!
I know this is probably not true... but God I hope it is!
#62 - squidamon (09/22/2013) [-]
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#33 - deansg (09/22/2013) [-]
I don't know if this is legit or not but I laughed so 			*******		 hard
I don't know if this is legit or not but I laughed so ******* hard
#64 - africanking (09/22/2013) [-]
mfw "wigging the **** out"
#24 - cdsams (09/22/2013) [-]
I regret nothing.
I regret nothing.
User avatar #57 to #24 - spyisspy (09/22/2013) [-]
is that BF3?
User avatar #72 to #57 - niggastolemyname (09/22/2013) [-]
No there isn't the spot where people would load on
User avatar #111 - warbob (09/22/2013) [-]
and .. AND .. what happened to the "kid noone likes" ?Did he make friends?
User avatar #120 to #111 - mechaemperor (09/22/2013) [-]
**** , he deserves them. Even if you're a little **** , pulling off killer parties is no small feat, even unintentionally.
#103 - thecarter (09/22/2013) [-]
"house looks like the aftermath of a ******* civil war battle"
User avatar #123 to #103 - deadmuerto (09/22/2013) [-]
they freed the negroes?
User avatar #132 to #123 - brucekillah (09/23/2013) [-]
there were only a bunch of white teenagers
User avatar #142 to #132 - pwnagraphy (09/23/2013) [-]
so yes
#74 - steppenwolfvg (09/22/2013) [-]
Or maybe the deer had to shoot the cops?
#60 - hypocritical (09/22/2013) [-]
another time that this beauty is relevant
User avatar #70 to #60 - phoenixdowner (09/22/2013) [-]
This is one of the greatest images on the internet.
#52 - mckinkymcormic (09/22/2013) [-]
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#49 - themodyourgod (09/22/2013) [-]
The tl;dr version
#43 - hardongo ONLINE (09/22/2013) [-]
User avatar #109 - tisjunkisdamnfunny (09/22/2013) [-]
k so story time
>first college party
>find keg start pounding beers
>after game of bp college peers offer to smoke
>go upstairs to smoke
>me and friend go over to table at back of room to find more booze
>see giant bag of weed on table
>friend starts grabbing weed
>stuff into pockets
>sit back down and wait to smoke
>senior approaches table
>wtf? who took weed from this bag?
> ***** .jpeg
>big ass senior looks at us
>cant hold alcohol in any longer
>puke before i can answer
>everyone is grossed out
>friend pukes in reaction to my puke
>make run for door
>take a dive down the stairs breaking several bones in body
>wake up in hospital surrounded by family
>one little fight and mom got scared
>she said your moving with your aunti and uncle in bel-air
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