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User avatar #145 - crimzonsoulreaper (09/21/2013) [-]
Woah, I mistook ot for girls telling guys that they (the girls) had small penises....
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#72 - mrmysterio (09/18/2013) [-]
I remember seeing this ad all the time. I never realised this was so abnormal to the rest of the world o.O
I remember seeing this ad all the time. I never realised this was so abnormal to the rest of the world o.O
User avatar #62 - guiguito (09/18/2013) [-]
the idea is cool, but the execution is lacking, they were not technicaly speeding on the video.
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User avatar #55 - DiabloStrawhat (09/18/2013) [-]
That is a pretty damn effective ad.
User avatar #52 - karson (09/18/2013) [-]
This is so damn true. I'm a guy, but I seriously can't count how many guys have tried to showing off in their car (usually a riced out civic, eclipse, etc. ) and when the peel off and drive away, the girls they were trying to show off to just talk mad **** about them. Usually small penis jokes are only made when some guy tries to show off his big jacked up truck, or something similar to that.
User avatar #54 to #52 - savirleo (09/18/2013) [-]
Is it only on local streets, or do expressways count?
#58 to #54 - karson (09/18/2013) [-]
usually local streets. I only know that girls talk mad **** because occasionally my gf kinda forces me to hang out with her friends every now and then. I still see dickheads on the expressways, sometimes, I saw a guy in a ragged out old honda civic see 2 girls in my backseat, started reving and drove away, giving them a weird ass head nod like "sup." trying to be all cool and **** . I still can't believe he actually thought they gave a **** about them, especially since At the time I was driving my 1970 Mach 1 Mustang, pushing 500 horsepower... but for some reason a lot of people will try to **** with you if they see you driving an old school muscle car. can't count the amount of diesel trucks, ugly newer v6 mustangs, and ricers that try to race me whenever I'm driving it. I just don't get it. I usually don't even waste my time or gas to race them.
pic related, what I was driving.
User avatar #59 to #58 - savirleo (09/18/2013) [-]
I'm the type of person that unintentionally speeds. When I first started driving the pickup, the speedometer didn't work, so I went with what I thought was the limit. It's since been fixed, but because I got used to driving by ear/speed, I don't look at it. It's how I found out the cabin shakes at around 80mph. Although I do love flooring it to get to speed on the expressway. nothing like hearing that v8
#110 to #59 - expressway (09/18/2013) [-]
I like this conversation... named my profile for that exact reason. I have a Z28 Camaro myself, and the expressway right next to my house never has any traffic, so I know what you mean. Oh and karson, Im not much of a mustang guy but damn that is beautiful.
User avatar #111 to #110 - savirleo (09/18/2013) [-]
I prefer the old Dodge Charger myself, but I do like me a Camaro and Mustang
#112 to #111 - expressway (09/18/2013) [-]
My favorite is the 1st and 2nd generation Corvettes, but hell I'd take anything from back then. The new Chargers just dont do anything for me, Challenger looks the nice but its too damn heavy.
User avatar #127 to #112 - karson (09/18/2013) [-]
I used to think the new chargers and challengers were badass, but they're are slow as hell. they look good, but damn, I pulled on a charger RT in my focus ST.... haha.
#140 to #127 - expressway (09/18/2013) [-]
Like I said, too damn heavy.
User avatar #113 to #112 - savirleo (09/18/2013) [-]
aren't the newer ones made out of things like plastic instead of metal like the old ones?
#116 to #113 - expressway (09/18/2013) [-]
Just about every car made today is, but other technological advancements have increased weight, such as air bags, seat motors, and all the fancy gizmos. Look up the new 2014 Z28 Camaro, I'd argue that its the most true to the ideology of classic muscle of the past available on the market today (granted it'll cost you an arm and a leg).
User avatar #119 to #116 - savirleo (09/18/2013) [-]
That actually looks nice. I kinda miss some of the older designs they had from back in the day
#123 to #119 - expressway (09/18/2013) [-]
Chevy went all out for it to save weight and optimize power to be and excellent track car. No sound system, A/C is optional, rear glass is thinner, manual only, 427 (7.0 liter) naturally aspirated engine, Brembo ceramic brakes, giant tires, and more. Its not so much your daily driver, but it'll destroy a lot of cars out there.
User avatar #128 to #123 - karson (09/18/2013) [-]
no offense, the new z/28 is definitely going to be badass, but I think the newer boss 302's will still keep up. how much hp does the new z28 put out again?
#139 to #128 - expressway (09/18/2013) [-]
500 if I recall correctly, compared to the Boss 444. Granted there are always more factors to cars than HP, but the Z28 was a whole 3 seconds faster (thats like a year) than the ZL1 Camaro around the track, and the ZL1 was the flagship model for Camaro, so I think the Ford will have their work cut out for them with the Z28 on the track. (I note on the track because I wont dispute the power of the Shelby GT500 in a straight line, but I'll put my money on the Z28 on the track.)
User avatar #141 to #139 - karson (09/19/2013) [-]
I think if they drop a supercharger in the boss 302 it'll have the z28's number. That 5.0 just defies logic, with all the hp it puts out from the factory. ******* black magic, i tell ya. but anways I'm a ford guy, I can tell you're a chevy guy. this is an ages old argument haha. I like all cars, we're both car guys. lets just both agree that camaros and mustangs rape all the dodge cars, while costing much less, and leave it at that, lol.
#142 to #141 - expressway (09/19/2013) [-]
Indeed, as long as we're both fighting for American cars I have no issue here. I heard the Boss isn't coming back for 2014, is this true?
User avatar #143 to #142 - karson (09/19/2013) [-]
I was looking at ford's lineup of 2014 mustangs a few months ago, and I didn't see it up there. So it might be true. If it is true, it is a very foolish move on Ford's part, it's really the only track performance mustang they have, most people would rather own a boss than a shelby, I know I would.
#144 to #143 - expressway (09/19/2013) [-]
As I a Z28 over an SS or ZL1, thats too bad.
User avatar #124 to #123 - savirleo (09/18/2013) [-]
bet it'll be fun to drive. But don't ceramic breaks increase breaking distance?
#138 to #124 - expressway (09/18/2013) [-]
As far as I know they're some of the best you can get.
User avatar #61 to #59 - karson (09/18/2013) [-]
oh yeah, I hear ya, I like to get on it every now and then (my first car was a '94 f250, also had a broken speedo) but I usually do it for my own enjoyment, when the roads are practically deserted, not to show off to people or anything. Since my Mach 1 is **** on gas and only takes premium, I recently bought a ford focus ST. the ST is a fun car, maybe even more fun to drive than the mach 1. but a side effect of driving a fairly new model car that most people don't know about yet, is that it is often thought of as just another focus, and people generally try to walk all over me on the freeway, cut me off, etc. etc..... Like I said, they try to walk all over me, but they usually do not succeed
User avatar #63 to #61 - savirleo (09/18/2013) [-]
I'm driving a 99 Dodge Dakota. But lately I've been thinking of getting a car instead. Been liking the Mazda Speed 3, or something like a Civic or Eclipse. I prefer to walk though. I only drive when necessary, like when people ask for rides or work. Otherwise you're more likely to find me walking for 40mins listening to music as I head to Best Buy
User avatar #64 to #63 - karson (09/18/2013) [-]
I'd go with the MS3. leagues above civics and eclipses. But I LOVE to drive. I look for excuses to drive all the time, haha. I'm a car addict.
User avatar #67 to #64 - savirleo (09/18/2013) [-]
Just to be sure, the hatchback one? Cause that's the one I've been looking at

Are you the kind of person that'll drive to your neighbor's house?
User avatar #68 to #67 - karson (09/18/2013) [-]
yeah, the hatchback one. and no, haha. I'm from a very rural area, so I have to drive to get anywhere of importance, I will walk to my neighbors house, it's only 500 yards down the road haha
User avatar #70 to #68 - savirleo (09/18/2013) [-]
I know little to nothing when it comes to cars, aside from what iI learned from games like Underground and Forza. I can replace the alternator and bypass hose, but I don't know how to change the oil. Goes to show how much I know
User avatar #71 to #70 - karson (09/18/2013) [-]
well I grew up on a farm with old tractors and old trucks, etc. so i kinda had to learn to fix things, haha. the mach 1 I posted earlier, my father and I actually rebuilt from a burned out shell.
User avatar #73 to #71 - savirleo (09/18/2013) [-]
We have a bmw 735i in the garage, but it needs to be restored. The engine has a hole in it, so that needs to be replaced. Know about how much it would be to restore it?
User avatar #74 to #73 - karson (09/18/2013) [-]
eh, what year is it? admittedly I've only worked on old american cars... i can tell you anything BMW, or merecedes, the parts are going to be expensive.
User avatar #75 to #74 - savirleo (09/18/2013) [-]
1980. Leather seat, sunroof, bunch of things a rich white guy would have. Sadly, my dad got it after he sold his AMC Javelin
User avatar #76 to #75 - karson (09/18/2013) [-]
first you have to ask yourself if overall the price would be worth it. I'm not sure about BMW's, but I can tell you the engine is gonna be a pain in the ass. your best bet would be to find the same car at a junkyard and salvage an engine. do you plan on completely restoring it?
User avatar #80 to #76 - savirleo (09/18/2013) [-]
If I could, that's what I'd prefer. Not too sure about the value of it. The engine will definitely take the longest to get, I know that much
User avatar #82 to #80 - karson (09/18/2013) [-]
well does it have any sort of sentimental value? if so, you may be like me. I spent more rebuilding a truck than it was worth simply because it was my stepdad's first truck. but long term you may be better off finding used parts for the whole build.
User avatar #83 to #82 - savirleo (09/18/2013) [-]
I can vaguely remember being in the car with my dad when I was younger, but that's the only memory I have of it. Everything else is after it got shot
User avatar #87 to #83 - karson (09/18/2013) [-]
yeah, thats why I wanted to restore my stepdad's truck. He was with my mom since I was 1 and in many ways I consider him my father. I have early memories of driving around in that truck with him on the farm. also, how did it get shot?
User avatar #88 to #87 - savirleo (09/18/2013) [-]
no idea. Fist sized hole in the engine
User avatar #90 to #88 - karson (09/18/2013) [-]
damn. did it throw a rod or did it actually get shot, with like a gun?
User avatar #91 to #52 - savirleo (09/18/2013) [-]
Not a bullet. Way too big for that, and no entry hole either. And like I said, no idea
User avatar #92 to #91 - karson (09/18/2013) [-]
yeah, sounds like the engine threw a rod or something engine sounds like it's ****** . I'd say to definitely get a new one.
User avatar #93 to #92 - savirleo (09/18/2013) [-]
Now I need to find one. I should be able to reuse most of the parts, so that should save some money
User avatar #94 to #93 - karson (09/18/2013) [-]
yeah, if you want, you could use the opportunity to upgrade the engine. thats what we did when we built the mach 1. nothing on that car is stock. touring suspension, built engine, racing clutch, etc. etc.
User avatar #95 to #94 - savirleo (09/18/2013) [-]
First I need to learn how to do all that. Gotta find out what parts I can use. I was always more of an electronics guy
User avatar #96 to #95 - karson (09/18/2013) [-]
me and you are complete opposites haha. I'm an idiot when it comes to electronics.
User avatar #98 to #96 - savirleo (09/18/2013) [-]
with me, it started off with wanting to hook something together with something else. Found out I can hook up my 360 and pc to the same monitor, so I did. Now all my games are in one area
User avatar #99 to #98 - karson (09/18/2013) [-]
yeah, I'm an idiot in that department, haha. My dad did most of the electric **** on our builds. I can weld, torque an engine together, block sand, etc., but I can't hook up a radio. haha
User avatar #100 to #99 - savirleo (09/18/2013) [-]
Maybe I should get you to help me restore the bmw. I'll do the electronics
User avatar #101 to #100 - karson (09/18/2013) [-]
how bad of condition is the car? like rusted out or what?
User avatar #103 to #101 - savirleo (09/18/2013) [-]
not that bad. There may be rust hidden somewhere, but that's what happens after about 15 or so years of it just sitting there
User avatar #104 to #103 - karson (09/18/2013) [-]
what kind of climate/geographical location do you live in? humid? dry?
User avatar #105 to #104 - savirleo (09/18/2013) [-]
I leave near Lake Michigan. So, humid
User avatar #106 to #105 - karson (09/18/2013) [-]
ah, yeah, rust may be an issue. I live in the swamps in the coastal North Carolina area, so humid here you feel it sit on you when you step outside. so leaving things untouched for a while quickly turns to rust.
User avatar #107 to #106 - savirleo (09/18/2013) [-]
Then I guess I'm in for one hell of a fight
User avatar #118 to #107 - karson (09/18/2013) [-]
but that's the joy of restoring cars. being proud of how hard you had to work.
User avatar #117 to #107 - karson (09/18/2013) [-]
it all depends on the garage it was in. if it was a rather clean and well kept garage, it shouldn't be too bad.
User avatar #120 to #117 - savirleo (09/18/2013) [-]
and if it's one that isn't?
User avatar #130 to #120 - karson (09/18/2013) [-]
odds are the car will be a bit more clean. honestly shouldn't be much worse than a running car that you kept in a garage. just the fact that it is 33 years old is why it may have some rust. It may not be that bad. get under the car and look around at the bottom, those are usually the worse areas.
User avatar #126 to #120 - karson (09/18/2013) [-]
from my experiences, ratty garage for storage= ratty car.
User avatar #131 to #126 - savirleo (09/18/2013) [-]
One of the things I like about it is that the hood pops forward, opposite of how normal hoods open. Although it makes it harder to do some things
User avatar #132 to #131 - karson (09/18/2013) [-]
fancy schmancy, haha. I believe some of the later 70's model bmw's were collectables, which means maybe your '80 would be a collectible. generally if a car is deemed a collectable or classic, there are more aftermarket parts for it, or companies will start making replacement parts at better prices.
User avatar #133 to #52 - savirleo (09/18/2013) [-]
Know where I can go to find out if it's a collectible?
User avatar #134 to #133 - karson (09/18/2013) [-]
my guess would just to google it. if it seems like a lot of people like them, it has forums, or aftermarket parts made for it, I'd say it is somewhat desirable.
#47 - bluerangermartin (09/18/2013) [-]
Oh my gawd so a man cant drive a nice car with flair without females judging his dick. Wow sexist jerks omg im gonna tumblr this so bad
Oh my gawd so a man cant drive a nice car with flair without females judging his dick. Wow sexist jerks omg im gonna tumblr this so bad
User avatar #46 - schnitzelwagen ONLINE (09/18/2013) [-]
I guess the ad didn't have much success in asia.
User avatar #22 - theqsk (09/18/2013) [-]
I read that and thought that the girls were communicating they themselves had small penises and was really confused.
#18 - proudfob (09/18/2013) [-]
there once was a campaign in Denmark, similar to this. but instead of the girls telling men that they have a small penis, the girls would stand naked withe signs that said how fast they were allowed to go.
User avatar #17 - mowgaycraft ONLINE (09/18/2013) [-]
As if the ones that have run for years simply labeling them as 'Bloody Idiots' are any more formal
#13 - I Am Monkey (09/18/2013) [-]
This explains why women are worse drivers; The PSA's didn't work on them.
This explains why women are worse drivers; The PSA's didn't work on them.
User avatar #102 - cthumoo (09/18/2013) [-]
Compensating
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