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#4 - potatophucker (09/10/2013) [-]
Useful?
#112 to #4 - jackassalope (09/10/2013) [-]
Oddly relevant to FJ, where people seem to think that little red icons are going to punish me for having a certain opinion.
User avatar #65 to #4 - tylosaurus ONLINE (09/10/2013) [-]
Horribly cut.
#133 to #65 - phisko (09/10/2013) [-]
I agree. Take this one, very proud of my pro-grade cropping skillz.
#6 to #4 - sparkyoneonetwo (09/10/2013) [-]
Oh I'm sure I could find something.
Oh I'm sure I could find something.
#9 to #8 - sparkyoneonetwo (09/10/2013) [-]
I am not a gurl.
#11 to #10 - sparkyoneonetwo (09/10/2013) [-]
***** I gotta penis.
#13 to #11 - dieselthedragon (09/10/2013) [-]
orly
orly
#14 to #13 - sparkyoneonetwo (09/10/2013) [-]
have even posted pics of it.
#15 to #14 - dieselthedragon (09/10/2013) [-]
now I must see it
now I must see it
User avatar #16 to #15 - sparkyoneonetwo (09/10/2013) [-]
well how old are you??
User avatar #17 to #16 - dieselthedragon (09/10/2013) [-]
I am 22 good sir. Born in 91
User avatar #18 to #17 - sparkyoneonetwo (09/10/2013) [-]
and now a better question do you really wanna see the cock of some random fag from the internet??
#19 to #18 - dieselthedragon (09/10/2013) [-]
I hang out on gay on furry.

so
User avatar #21 to #19 - sparkyoneonetwo (09/10/2013) [-]
I don't know where to post them to not get banned
User avatar #20 to #19 - sparkyoneonetwo (09/10/2013) [-]
well sir that is pretty homosexual of you.
User avatar #23 to #20 - dieselthedragon (09/10/2013) [-]
on /gay/ of course!
User avatar #25 to #23 - sparkyoneonetwo (09/10/2013) [-]
you just want me to post my dick for the whole world to see.....
#33 to #25 - ironsoul ONLINE (09/10/2013) [-]
we meet again sparkyoneonetwo
User avatar #56 to #33 - sparkyoneonetwo (09/10/2013) [-]
I never met a dog that didn't like me.
User avatar #52 to #33 - sparkyoneonetwo (09/10/2013) [-]
I don't
#53 to #52 - ironsoul ONLINE (09/10/2013) [-]
Excellent, my mission was successful.
Excellent, my mission was successful.
#54 to #53 - sparkyoneonetwo (09/10/2013) [-]
so you still got a dog?? I"m sorry.... but I had to do that
so you still got a dog?? I"m sorry.... but I had to do that
#55 to #54 - ironsoul ONLINE (09/10/2013) [-]
A different one. This one doesn't like strangers.
User avatar #48 to #33 - sparkyoneonetwo (09/10/2013) [-]
I never remember poeple who have a black profile
#49 to #48 - ironsoul ONLINE (09/10/2013) [-]
I never remember people who have a black daddy
I never remember people who have a black daddy
User avatar #50 to #49 - sparkyoneonetwo (09/10/2013) [-]
I have no idea wha tyou are talking about
#51 to #50 - ironsoul ONLINE (09/10/2013) [-]
sure you don't
User avatar #43 to #33 - sparkyoneonetwo (09/10/2013) [-]
that sure don't help. I see that pic like a billion times a day.
#45 to #43 - ironsoul ONLINE (09/10/2013) [-]
Don't worry about it, I am like the FJ ninja. Nobody has any ******* clue who I am, not matter what I do.
User avatar #46 to #45 - sparkyoneonetwo (09/10/2013) [-]
"The owner of this profile only allows friends to view it." that is the reaons why
User avatar #47 to #46 - ironsoul ONLINE (09/10/2013) [-]
I did that way back when I was on Items board and somebody gave me roughly 8 gajillion red thumbs for calling him an idiot.
User avatar #39 to #33 - sparkyoneonetwo (09/10/2013) [-]
are you sure we've met??


I think I'd remember that story....
User avatar #40 to #39 - ironsoul ONLINE (09/10/2013) [-]
I will see if I can find it.
User avatar #41 to #40 - sparkyoneonetwo (09/10/2013) [-]
that sounds like a lot of work you don't have to do that.
#42 to #41 - ironsoul ONLINE (09/10/2013) [-]
It was probably posted with this
User avatar #34 to #33 - sparkyoneonetwo (09/10/2013) [-]
I guess we have met before??

I'll rape him awake or not
#36 to #34 - ironsoul ONLINE (09/10/2013) [-]
I am the guy whose dog got molested by a furry.
I am the guy whose dog got molested by a furry.
User avatar #37 to #36 - sparkyoneonetwo (09/10/2013) [-]
I don't remember that
User avatar #38 to #37 - ironsoul ONLINE (09/10/2013) [-]
Long story short, I dislike furries because I caught one doing something unspeakable to my dog. Intellectually I know that not all furries are like that, but it still hurts in my heart.
User avatar #74 to #37 - sparkyoneonetwo (09/10/2013) [-]
huntergriff


why do people find it necessary to say they just read this?? I don't get that....
#72 to #37 - huntergriff (09/10/2013) [-]
Okay....I just read this...entire thing from top to bottom...
User avatar #75 to #37 - huntergriff (09/10/2013) [-]
...Morbid curiosity?
#158 to #36 - RegardsFromDeath (09/10/2013) [-]
You shouldn't hate on a group of people because one deranged 			*********		 raped your dog.   
   
That's like hating all black people because this one time a black guy raped your friend's wife.    
   
 < - - - Also, this is how I abort the babies.
You shouldn't hate on a group of people because one deranged ********* raped your dog.

That's like hating all black people because this one time a black guy raped your friend's wife.

< - - - Also, this is how I abort the babies.
User avatar #218 to #158 - ironsoul ONLINE (09/12/2013) [-]
Like I said below, logically I know that not all furries are like that, but now that it has happened I have a gut dislike for them. Before that I didn't really give a **** one way or the other.
User avatar #83 to #34 - sparkyoneonetwo (09/10/2013) [-]
@ huntergriff again...

it just confuses me people do it all over the place I say anything and people tell me they read it. I guess that nice to know everyone can read but I dont' get why they must tell me they read what I said....
User avatar #66 to #34 - sabcy (09/10/2013) [-]
you sir, disappoint me.
User avatar #92 to #66 - sparkyoneonetwo (09/10/2013) [-]
I am a straight guy that acts like a gay fox.
#94 to #92 - sabcy (09/10/2013) [-]
... That's confusing.
... That's confusing.
User avatar #89 to #66 - sparkyoneonetwo (09/10/2013) [-]
oh that make much more sense
User avatar #91 to #89 - sabcy (09/10/2013) [-]
correction I am autosexual
User avatar #90 to #89 - sabcy (09/10/2013) [-]
yeah, sorry. either way personally I am asexual with pansexual belief.
User avatar #86 to #66 - sparkyoneonetwo (09/10/2013) [-]
I googled ulterior (I've never heard that word before) and google gave me a defintion that must not have been wha tyou ment.
User avatar #88 to #86 - sabcy (09/10/2013) [-]
I meant alternate. stupid autocorrect.
User avatar #84 to #66 - sparkyoneonetwo (09/10/2013) [-]
so you are saying I'm probably a cigarette i just don't know it ??
User avatar #85 to #84 - sabcy (09/10/2013) [-]
... no. I said you live differently than me. How did you get that?
User avatar #80 to #66 - sparkyoneonetwo (09/10/2013) [-]
I don't know it's a common thing. people talk about homosexuality around me then say I'm a fag.
User avatar #82 to #80 - sabcy (09/10/2013) [-]
... why, you just live an ulterior lifestyle.
#78 to #66 - sparkyoneonetwo (09/10/2013) [-]
are you saying you think I'm a fag??
User avatar #79 to #78 - sabcy (09/10/2013) [-]
no, why would think of you as a cigarette?
User avatar #71 to #66 - sparkyoneonetwo (09/10/2013) [-]
I don't know what you find funny. I don't understand what i didn't say.....
User avatar #76 to #71 - sabcy (09/10/2013) [-]
I have known many homosexuals, all of them made jokes about themselves. I find it hilarious.
User avatar #69 to #66 - sparkyoneonetwo (09/10/2013) [-]
I have no idea what you are trying to say to me.....
User avatar #70 to #69 - sabcy (09/10/2013) [-]
It's just funny to me, and you didn't do it, so I'm sad.
User avatar #67 to #66 - sparkyoneonetwo (09/10/2013) [-]
I disappoint everyone eventually whats your point??
User avatar #81 to #67 - huntergriff (09/10/2013) [-]
i...read that first comment wrong...and...i have no ******* clue.
User avatar #77 to #67 - sparkyoneonetwo (09/10/2013) [-]
@ huntergriff again... moving up so I don't have to do that again...


whats morbid about it?? if you read it cuz your curious why do you tell everyone you read it?? people do it all the time read something than just post some thing like "i just read that" I don't understand that at all...
#68 to #67 - sabcy (09/10/2013) [-]
&quot;you should have said a while ago &quot; don't be so hard on me, That's what [insert male love interest here] for. Also, I have heard no gay jokes.
"you should have said a while ago " don't be so hard on me, That's what [insert male love interest here] for. Also, I have heard no gay jokes.
User avatar #107 to #66 - sparkyoneonetwo (09/10/2013) [-]
you are welcome again.
User avatar #104 to #66 - sparkyoneonetwo (09/10/2013) [-]
you are wlecome.
User avatar #105 to #104 - sabcy (09/10/2013) [-]
well thank you for that... interesting conversation.
User avatar #102 to #66 - sparkyoneonetwo (09/10/2013) [-]
i was just trying to make a joke... in reality I'm just a cock loving homo
#103 to #102 - sabcy (09/10/2013) [-]
well I was just confused, so thank you for clearing that up.
well I was just confused, so thank you for clearing that up.
User avatar #98 to #66 - sparkyoneonetwo (09/10/2013) [-]
What did you mean by that??
User avatar #100 to #98 - sabcy (09/10/2013) [-]
it's like acting black. you're not different, but you seem strange.
User avatar #95 to #66 - sparkyoneonetwo (09/10/2013) [-]
how so ??
User avatar #96 to #95 - sabcy (09/10/2013) [-]
well for starters, it isn't anything approaching normal to "act" gay.
#22 to #18 - John Cena (09/10/2013) [-]
room for one more?
User avatar #24 to #22 - sparkyoneonetwo (09/10/2013) [-]
I love how one day the whole world hates me for being gay the next they all whant my cock....
#186 to #24 - bandal (09/10/2013) [-]
I don't like the fact that they want to see your Mr. Jones  over your face at least... Or your name.   
btw where are you posting dem pics? :l
I don't like the fact that they want to see your Mr. Jones over your face at least... Or your name.
btw where are you posting dem pics? :l
User avatar #196 to #186 - sparkyoneonetwo (09/10/2013) [-]
what??? I have no idea what you are meaing by that?
User avatar #198 to #196 - bandal (09/10/2013) [-]
I made it hard to understand bcoz I dont' like to use bad words on the internet... Rephrasing, is funny how he wants to see your cock above your face or even know your name.
User avatar #199 to #198 - sparkyoneonetwo (09/10/2013) [-]
I guess you've not met many internet fags. Faces and names mean nothing its all about the cock.
#206 to #199 - bandal (09/10/2013) [-]
nope I do not... The only thing I seek is love
User avatar #210 to #206 - sparkyoneonetwo (09/10/2013) [-]
I have that issue.
#31 to #24 - John Cena (09/10/2013) [-]
I thought you were hated because you tried to get your dog to **** you, then jerked him off when he wouldn't.
User avatar #32 to #31 - sparkyoneonetwo (09/10/2013) [-]
no that is only one reason people hate me most don't even know about that.
#60 to #32 - wardd (09/10/2013) [-]
I knew i should've stopped reading this conversation at "I am 22"
User avatar #61 to #60 - sparkyoneonetwo (09/10/2013) [-]
if you start why not finish??
User avatar #138 to #61 - pooflinger (09/10/2013) [-]
Is that what you said to your dog?
User avatar #147 to #138 - sparkyoneonetwo (09/10/2013) [-]
pretty much.
User avatar #121 to #32 - miscarriage (09/10/2013) [-]
wowowoowowowowoowowowowowowowoowowoowowow
User avatar #148 to #121 - sparkyoneonetwo (09/10/2013) [-]
that's a hell of a lot of wow.
User avatar #62 to #59 - sparkyoneonetwo (09/10/2013) [-]
why you post sad face??
#26 to #24 - John Cena (09/10/2013) [-]
baby you need to get out more.
User avatar #27 to #26 - sparkyoneonetwo (09/10/2013) [-]
I get out a lot.
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#167 to #58 - jiltist ONLINE (09/10/2013) [-]
Must not be in the engineering department.
User avatar #127 to #58 - irishpunker (09/10/2013) [-]
I actually thought the punchline was going to be something like that.
#12 - sillyb ONLINE (09/10/2013) [-]
This had a somewhat happy ending.  I thought he was going to ask to 			****		 on her chest or something.  What the 			****		 is wrong with me.
This had a somewhat happy ending. I thought he was going to ask to **** on her chest or something. What the **** is wrong with me.
#128 to #12 - jboienggh (09/10/2013) [-]
Kinda Related
User avatar #87 to #12 - benjamino (09/10/2013) [-]
Cleveland Steamer
#57 to #12 - funnyfuuuuuu (09/10/2013) [-]
much honest   
very distort   
wow
much honest
very distort
wow
#73 to #57 - John Cena (09/10/2013) [-]
please ******* stop with this stupid cancerous **** .
#110 to #73 - screaming (09/10/2013) [-]
Cheeky cunt
#1 - teranin ONLINE (09/09/2013) [-]
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User avatar #180 to #64 - Chunksalot (09/10/2013) [-]
*sigh*




...zip....
#115 - iamkagji (09/10/2013) [-]
This college is afraid of me. I have seen it's true face. Their minds are gutters and the gutters are filled with booze and when the booze finally dries up all the consequences will become apparent. The accumulated uselessness of their sex and parties will foam up around their waists and all the slackers and no-shows will come to my office and shout "Blow jobs for A's!"

And I'll look up and whisper "No..."
User avatar #161 to #159 - iamkagji (09/10/2013) [-]
Exactly
#185 to #115 - tehpwnz (09/10/2013) [-]
i was really hoping you would incorporate the abattoir full of retarded children in there somewhere. still, well done
User avatar #211 to #185 - iamkagji (09/10/2013) [-]
I went with a part that was more well-known, don't want to scare people by exposing their ignorance
User avatar #5 - AreyouSerious (09/10/2013) [-]
...At least they have a happy marriage.
User avatar #7 to #5 - neoexdeath ONLINE (09/10/2013) [-]
I wouldn't call it happy.
#63 - pappathethird (09/10/2013) [-]
And then they ... didn't 			****		?
And then they ... didn't **** ?
#93 - desacabose ONLINE (09/10/2013) [-]
I'm glad you put that big completely unsuspicious white space at the bottom so we know it's your OC comic and definitely was never watermarked
#119 to #93 - whatamidoingwithme (09/10/2013) [-]
It is actually not watermarked. That's how SMBC comics ar for some reason, i think it is to create some space between the comic itself and the navigation bar.
#152 to #119 - muken (09/10/2013) [-]
Yeah you should have known from the smbc attribution he left in the description.

Oh wait.
User avatar #35 - jalthelas (09/10/2013) [-]
I'd still hit it.
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#129 - snaresinger (09/10/2013) [-]
Credit to SMBC, dickhead.
User avatar #189 to #129 - mummyslittlebitch (09/10/2013) [-]
such threat

wow
User avatar #29 - daftiduck (09/10/2013) [-]
I read his lines in Bane's voice for some reason
User avatar #116 to #29 - iamkagji (09/10/2013) [-]
I read it in Rorschach's. Infinitely better.
User avatar #141 to #3 - existacne (09/10/2013) [-]
Dat thumbnail.
No, I understood what it is, but I kinda wanted to see not a ****** quality picture, ya know.
#215 to #141 - theezachulator (09/10/2013) [-]
a little better one for ya
User avatar #216 to #215 - existacne (09/10/2013) [-]
Thanks. Yeah, I watched a few of these movies a while ago.
User avatar #217 to #216 - theezachulator (09/10/2013) [-]
some of my favorite quotes are from original " do not cry tis a waste of good misery"
User avatar #214 to #141 - theezachulator (09/10/2013) [-]
its the cenobites from hellraiser movies who are extreme sadomasochists. people in the movies seek out out the puzzle box on the promise that it would open a portal to a realm of new carnal pleasures and they appear. and sorry ab ****** pic quality it was more ab the message then the pic
#146 - slowshade (09/10/2013) [-]
>hfw when he does it anyway
#134 - peas (09/10/2013) [-]
I was expecting
- How about anal?
- Sure
User avatar #190 to #136 - peas (09/10/2013) [-]
Nice lol
User avatar #203 - jellodiva (09/10/2013) [-]
why is a student being seductive to that old guy?
User avatar #204 to #203 - humpingslump (09/10/2013) [-]
she's a whore and she wants a better grade
User avatar #205 to #203 - tenaciousjon (09/10/2013) [-]
She wants his animal crackers.

***** , da fuk u tink?
#142 - whitennerdy (09/10/2013) [-]
I feel so honored to be the first comment. All of my hard work and dedication has paid off. Getting the top comment has been a dream of mine for many years, and i would like to thank those who have helped me along the way. First and foremost i would like to thank god for giving me this opportunity. Next i would like to thank my parents. I want to thank my friend Josh Arcaro, for being really skinny and always there for me. I would also like to thank my pet tadpole for surviving against all odds for over a week. Next i would like to thank the squirrel that lives in my backyard for climbing trees because that gives me inspiration that i need to get through the day. This is a special moment in my life and i would like to thank any of my unmentioned friends and family that have helped me along the way. This moment will be a moment that i will never forget. I just remembered a few other people i would like to thank; facebook, the fish i caught in the third grade, my light in my room bc i wouldn’t be able to see the keyboard without it, the internet for letting me go on facebook, my house because without it i would be homeless, and last but not least i would like to thank all the people out there that actually took time out of their day to read this. I cannot stress how much of a big deal to me this is. I have been trying to be the first comment on a post for years, but that has not been possible until this amazing day. Hopefully my good luck will continue, but this is undoubtedly a rare occasion. If you asked me how i did this, i would say, you can achieve anything u set your mind on. To all the kids out there reading this, i would like to tell them to follow their dreams. Being the top comment is amazing, thank you everyone.
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#157 to #142 - megatrondecepticon (09/10/2013) [-]
its a great speech though.
User avatar #144 to #142 - whycanticaps (09/10/2013) [-]
You are 141 comments too late, I'm sorry
User avatar #145 to #142 - paintballgun (09/10/2013) [-]
A for effort
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User avatar #130 to #123 - weinerdick (09/10/2013) [-]
no
User avatar #132 to #123 - harrywarden (09/10/2013) [-]
That game sucks.
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