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#2 - PVTDickStryker ONLINE
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(09/09/2013) [-]
oi, u wot m8? fken cnt i swer on me mum il huuk ya en da gabba.
#4 to #2 - tenfinnvo
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(09/09/2013) [-]
Isn't that, like, bydlo english?
#5 to #4 - PVTDickStryker ONLINE
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(09/09/2013) [-]
u ar uon cheeki cnt, m8, i swer
#13 to #5 - anon
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(09/09/2013) [-]
tumb dis if u crid evritim
#6 to #5 - tenfinnvo
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(09/09/2013) [-]
And yer a bydlo, mate.
#35 to #5 - franktonfire
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(09/10/2013) [-]
do ya swer on ye mum fg
#179 to #2 - wetnoodle
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(09/10/2013) [-]
ay youu. aye yew wimbley fours m8? im crimbo ninan sax apple smibbley wim bibbley chap. u feckin havin a giggle m8? i'll rip ya feckin nose of righo i will i do say. don't yew eva bloohey insult me mum.
i couldnt help it
#182 to #2 - anon
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(09/10/2013) [-]
Love ya profile pic m8
#186 to #182 - PVTDickStryker ONLINE
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(09/10/2013) [-]
Lost a bet
#196 to #2 - anon
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(09/10/2013) [-]
Judging by the fact you used mum instead of mom i have no idea why you would be offended by this.
#87 to #2 - mrbobert
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(09/10/2013) [-]
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#180 to #2 - jacobomexicano
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#200 to #2 - thecrayzeeman
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#172 to #2 - deerdave
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(09/10/2013) [-]
cheeky kunt
#176 to #172 - PVTDickStryker ONLINE
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(09/10/2013) [-]
Im ******* crying, man
#271 to #172 - benjamino
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(09/10/2013) [-]
That was glorious.
#26 to #2 - Welshhobo
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(09/09/2013) [-]
wat the fuk did you jus fukin sy abou me u lil bitsh? i have u no i wer top of my clas in the navey u cheky cunt keep talkin like tha an some1s guna spark u the FUK OUT
#193 to #26 - bagguhsleep
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(09/10/2013) [-]
wot the fok did ye just say 2 me m8? i dropped out of newcastle primary skool im the sickest bloke ull ever meet & ive nicked ova 300 chocolate globbernaughts frum tha corner shop. im trained in street fitin' & im the strongest foker in tha entire newcastle gym. yer nothin to me but a cheeky lil bellend w/ a fit mum & fakebling. ill waste u and smash a fokin bottle oer yer head bruv, i swer 2 christ. ya think u can fokin run ya gabber at me whilst sittin on yer arse behind a lil screen? think again wanka. im callin me homeboys rite now preparin for a proper scrap. A roomble thatll make ur nan sore jus hearin about it. yer a waste bruv. me crew be all over tha place & ill beat ya to a proper fokin pulp with me fists wanka. if i aint satisfied w/ that ill borrow me m8s cricket paddle & see if that gets u the fok out o' newcastle ya daft kunt. if ye had seen this bloody fokin mess commin ye might a' kept ya gabber from runnin. but it seems yea stupid lil twat, innit? ima ***** fury & ull drown in it m8. ur ina proper mess knob.
#346 to #193 - moggycore
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(09/10/2013) [-]
You just made my day, thumb and fave for you
You just made my day, thumb and fave for you
#90 to #2 - someguyonthewebz
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(09/10/2013) [-]
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#11 - ronsha
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(09/09/2013) [-]
#92 to #11 - hahdumbbirch
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#14 to #11 - dagramcraka
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(09/09/2013) [-]
what game is that in the picture? It looks a bit entertaining...
#15 to #14 - TheMather
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(09/09/2013) [-]
Runescape. That's just a cut-out of the map though, and quite some time ago at that.
It actually is entertaining if you pay attention to the lore and jokes. If you play it for the gameplay it's kind of like putting your hand through a meatgrinder.
#41 to #15 - ronsha
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(09/10/2013) [-]
Not to mention its rather grind heavy. as in heavier than the majority of obese people in america put together
#43 to #41 - TheMather
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(09/10/2013) [-]
Hence why it's no good for just the gameplay.
More than worth it for the lore though, as that's near the level of Elder Scrolls and Fallout.
#45 to #43 - ronsha
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(09/10/2013) [-]
Yeah, the lore is rather good in it, even if the characters are kind of cheesy. But the gameplay just...kills the lore for me
#47 to #45 - TheMather
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(09/10/2013) [-]
The cheesy characters is just because of the British humor. Though when you get deep into the questlines, the important characters become more and more genre savvy. Like Azzanadra's just plain awesome.
#202 to #47 - klvkboom
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(09/10/2013) [-]
you're right about that. the lore is definitely my most enjoyable part when playing rs. quests were my favorite part of the game. it just looked like the progression of a story was so well written.

then again tho, i went through the elf quests back in like 2006-07. im still waiting on finishing that yet still ._.
#416 to #202 - anon
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(09/10/2013) [-]
i played runescape back in the day before the grand exchange and all the ******* ******** that helps all the noobs, definitely was an incredible game but emphasis on was.
#16 to #14 - cozer ONLINE
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(09/09/2013) [-]
It was years and years ago when it didn't try to emulate WoW and basically kill itself.
#21 to #16 - anon
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(09/09/2013) [-]
Damn American investors bought it from the creator and made it crap because they wanted money.
#23 to #21 - cozer ONLINE
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(09/09/2013) [-]
The sad thing is that they would have made more if the left it alone instead of changing it. Alot less people play it now than they did before. Right now is says 48k people are online, I remember when I would log in and there would never be under 100k.
#32 to #23 - anon
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(09/10/2013) [-]
Wow, I hadn't realized it was that bad.
Though the first bot sweep did drop concurrent users to about 90k at low times (since so many had been bots), so it's not ALL thanks to bad decisions.
#39 to #32 - cozer ONLINE
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(09/10/2013) [-]
True, but a giant portion of it is their own fault. I was someone that fought every single day defending that runescape was a good game, and it was. I would say that they should have stopped right after dungeoneering was implemented. Everything after that was just bringing the game down.
#112 to #39 - heroicnapkin
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(09/10/2013) [-]
nah man, the first wildy death was what killed it for most people. Pkers left, looters left, traders left. It was their biggest mistake imo, and it just continued in a landslide.


6/6/06 - Falador
Never Forget
#143 to #112 - xozonex
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(09/10/2013) [-]
Ah, good ol' Durial321. Fally would never feel the same after that amazing glitch.
#154 to #143 - shoulda
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(09/10/2013) [-]
Nostalgia.....
#507 to #112 - anon
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(09/11/2013) [-]
Sure, but that only ruined the game for PKers, there was still a huge community who didn't play for PKing (I don't recall pre-wildy-removal numbers, but it was regularly around 200k before the investors showed up in 2011).

For the game itself, even after removing pking, it was still one of the best games for question that I've played (many quests, all with unique plots, which aren't just fetch quests).
#89 to #11 - rubixium ONLINE
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(09/10/2013) [-]
I needed that.

thank you good sir
#167 to #11 - zonryu
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(09/10/2013) [-]
i go there to chop all 2 trees
#219 to #11 - althalus
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(09/10/2013) [-]
brings back memories, i used to love playing runescape
#185 to #11 - wtfaduck
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(09/10/2013) [-]
#203 to #185 - spaceturtlecadet
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(09/10/2013) [-]
I'm pretty sure it's free now.
No more goblin massacre outside the gates.
#300 to #203 - brettyoke
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(09/10/2013) [-]
It's free if you complete the quest to make it free. Something in Peril I believe it was.
#301 to #300 - swagloon
Reply 0
(09/10/2013) [-]
no. As in there no more gate; you simply walk in Al Kharid now.
#303 to #301 - brettyoke
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(09/10/2013) [-]
Seriously? I miss the old RS...
#1 - sequel
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(09/09/2013) [-]
#277 to #1 - anon
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(09/10/2013) [-]
does anyone know that website and its like You need to login to view this link or some **** and you open it up in heaps of different tabs and it makes heaps o0f random sounds??
#60 to #1 - buddhadom
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(09/10/2013) [-]
#93 to #60 - sequel
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#98 to #93 - buddhadom
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(09/10/2013) [-]
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#104 to #1 - theonewhoisnigz
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(09/10/2013) [-]
That picture made me cry laughing. His face is just... Oh man...
#108 to #1 - likeabox
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(09/10/2013) [-]
#157 to #108 - potatium
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(09/10/2013) [-]
That actually made me laugh
#12 - anon
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(09/09/2013) [-]
This doesn't explain elevator.
#19 to #12 - grandmabetty
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(09/09/2013) [-]
It's called a whippety snappety winch-o-gramme you simpleton
#178 to #19 - alexthebest
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(09/10/2013) [-]
In some places we call it an up-and-downsy god-save-the-crownsy. There are many regional accents, you know.
#24 to #19 - gigglesthegreat
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(09/09/2013) [-]
Bro, do you even...?
#322 to #24 - rieskimo
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(09/10/2013) [-]
Elevate?
#7 - TheFreak
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(09/09/2013) [-]
The best part is a lot of the US spelling changes were made in the interest of making the language simpler.
#159 to #7 - majormoron
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(09/10/2013) [-]
You don't say, I couldn't tell.
#358 to #7 - anon
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(09/10/2013) [-]
the best part is that the US uses more traditional English than Britain.
#82 to #7 - bigmanblue
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(09/10/2013) [-]
like colour and armour to color and armor
#134 to #82 - TidusSloan
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(09/10/2013) [-]
or centre to center
#97 to #7 - awyissss ONLINE
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(09/10/2013) [-]
Is that really a bad thing?
Is this whole post really a bad thing?
What is wrong with simplifying a language as long as you also consistently contribute to it, which the U.S. does?
It just make things easier to understand for us.
#453 to #97 - badgerbaiting
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(09/10/2013) [-]
"consistently contribute, as the U.S. does?"   
   
Thank you so much for adding "twerk", "crunk" and "selfie".   
   
Source, the Oxford dictionary online.
"consistently contribute, as the U.S. does?"

Thank you so much for adding "twerk", "crunk" and "selfie".

Source, the Oxford dictionary online.
#119 to #97 - pkrbarmoviea
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(09/10/2013) [-]
Read some Orwell.
#423 to #119 - quoterox
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(09/10/2013) [-]
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#418 to #119 - henkstr
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(09/10/2013) [-]
simplified in the sense of making the spelling easier, not in the sense of erasing words, *******
#470 to #418 - pkrbarmoviea
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(09/10/2013) [-]
Stay polite, please. Would you care to explain how exactly is the spelling simpler in American English?
#509 to #470 - henkstr
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(09/11/2013) [-]
no
#510 to #509 - pkrbarmoviea
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(09/11/2013) [-]
You are probably still quite young and stupid. But, fortunately, I feel like you are beginning to understand and acknowledge this fact yourself, and will probably soon go through great changes in your life.
#511 to #510 - henkstr
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(09/12/2013) [-]
tldr faggot
#187 to #97 - kez
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(09/10/2013) [-]
Yes.

You might as well start writing everything phonetically and dumb it down even more.

Its not that hard to understand, and if you are having so much difficulty it has to be dumbed down then you are ****** anyways.

Its just been dumbed down so much its becoming counter intuitive.
#230 to #97 - meinneger
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(09/10/2013) [-]
'contribute'
#68 - koolmoedee
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(09/10/2013) [-]
America's face when
America's face when
#205 to #68 - ryderjamesbudde **User deleted account**
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#513 to #205 - emerest
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(09/16/2013) [-]
Final Fantasy XIV: A Realm Reborn
#292 to #205 - koolmoedee
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(09/10/2013) [-]
Not sure, found it on here the other day.. made me spit out food when I saw it
#305 to #68 - lawlorphilly
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(09/10/2013) [-]
King Krule?
#242 to #68 - altairtheassassin
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(09/10/2013) [-]
Lol what is this from?
#102 to #68 - TheVertigo
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(09/10/2013) [-]
No. THIS is America's FW
#512 to #102 - anon
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(09/14/2013) [-]
America became a strange looking parrot.
Wut.
#31 - fireyvoidence
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(09/10/2013) [-]
Please tell me I'm not the only one that clicked on the 'next' button in the picture...
#34 to #31 - darthtorn
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(09/10/2013) [-]
Over the last year, humanity have reached 7 billion in the total population. The chances are that someone else think or did the same thing as you are quite high. So, don't feel so proud thinking you are the only one. You are not that special.
#36 to #34 - fireyvoidence
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(09/10/2013) [-]
Yes, remember kids, all 7 billion people on the planet own a computer and have access to funnyjunk and have seen this particular post.
#84 to #36 - thatginger
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(09/10/2013) [-]
14418 views... as of when im seeing it im on your side
#38 to #36 - darthtorn
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(09/10/2013) [-]
Not this particular post. And, someone a little butt hurtz.
#40 to #38 - fireyvoidence
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(09/10/2013) [-]
Yea, you can easily tell I'm angry by the way I'm replying. Just look at my rage. So clear.
#49 to #40 - pleuradispensor
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#114 to #49 - nuggetman
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(09/10/2013) [-]
pic definately related
#125 to #114 - garymotherfinoak
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(09/10/2013) [-]
**** yea Civ 5
#181 to #125 - kokaines
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(09/10/2013) [-]
Otto is the only way
#184 to #181 - garymotherfinoak
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(09/10/2013) [-]
bullcrap

Archipelago: Elizabeth w/ sun never sets

Everything else: Oda w/ Bushido
#86 to #49 - crazyspireman
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(09/10/2013) [-]
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#52 to #49 - fireyvoidence
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(09/10/2013) [-]
I thought about this when I made that comment. Thank you for the chuckle
I thought about this when I made that comment. Thank you for the chuckle
#42 to #40 - darthtorn
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(09/10/2013) [-]
Aww, someone discover that the lie their mom tell them is not true, they are not that special after all.
#44 to #42 - fireyvoidence
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(09/10/2013) [-]
If you're going to keep making stupid accusations, attack strawmen, and use random unrelated facts to try and argue against me, when all I tried to do was ask if someone made a mistake that I made, than you are at fault and I am hereby done talking to you.
#46 to #44 - darthtorn
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(09/10/2013) [-]
I wasn't clear on the 7 billion thing. Take n percentage of people using computer, percentage of that percentage of people using funnyjunk, and the one still making that stupid mistake is still large. Thus you are not the only one. Therefore, you are not that special in what you did.
#48 to #46 - flyingchink
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(09/10/2013) [-]
lol stop being a faggot bro.
#51 to #48 - darthtorn
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(09/10/2013) [-]
Stop thinking you are special, and don't butt in someone else argument.
You conversational rapist.
#53 to #51 - flyingchink
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(09/10/2013) [-]
lol im just suggesting it to you, unless you want a red thumb storm, just stop.
#56 to #53 - darthtorn
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(09/10/2013) [-]
Already had some.
**** off rapist.
#58 to #56 - flyingchink
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(09/10/2013) [-]
calling me a rapist wont save you now, im sorry but you had your chance.
#65 to #58 - fireyvoidence
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(09/10/2013) [-]
Just ignore him. He's taking what I like to call the 'feminist approach' to this argument now. He's gonna shout rape until everyone starts ignoring him and in the end he'll think its because he won.
#66 to #65 - flyingchink
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(09/10/2013) [-]
i kinda saw that coming, more like the child approach
#72 to #66 - fireyvoidence
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(09/10/2013) [-]
Nearly every comment he posts gets negative thumbs, and the only comments he posts that get green thumbs aren't even original, they're stolen jokes on reposts.
1/10 should not be taken seriously
#73 to #72 - flyingchink
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(09/10/2013) [-]
i hate these people
#61 to #58 - darthtorn
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(09/10/2013) [-]
Conversation rapist. Stop it.
#63 to #61 - flyingchink
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(09/10/2013) [-]
faggot on funnyjunk, stop it.
#64 to #63 - darthtorn
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(09/10/2013) [-]
Help this guy is raping me conversationally.
Heh, rhyme with anally.
#67 to #64 - fireyvoidence
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(09/10/2013) [-]
Dude...   
You are continuously proving how immature you are. "Hurr durr it rhymes with anal HURR ITS FUNNY"   
"OMG U a rapist haha i'm so edgy right guys"   
   
Just shutup. NO one wants to read this smut you call arguing.
Dude...
You are continuously proving how immature you are. "Hurr durr it rhymes with anal HURR ITS FUNNY"
"OMG U a rapist haha i'm so edgy right guys"

Just shutup. NO one wants to read this smut you call arguing.
#74 to #67 - darthtorn
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(09/10/2013) [-]
I win.
#75 to #74 - fireyvoidence
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(09/10/2013) [-]
Earlier, I said, quote, "He's gonna shout rape until everyone starts ignoring him and in the end he'll think its because he won."

You just proved my point. I won.
#81 to #75 - darthtorn
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(09/10/2013) [-]
There is a no reply function?

Also, you said you gonna ignore me.
You failed that.
Oh, that purple line? See carefully, you are replying to the amazing flying chinese dude.
#77 to #75 - darthtorn
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(09/10/2013) [-]
Proven.
#76 to #75 - darthtorn
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(09/10/2013) [-]
Err, that was your argument with flyingchink(Chinese can fly?). Not with me. You won against him. You and I win.
Happy?
#78 to #76 - flyingchink
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(09/10/2013) [-]
no one wins, your just a ******* idiot
#174 to #76 - mindheistninetysev
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(09/10/2013) [-]
This entire thread was 3edgy5me
#80 to #76 - fireyvoidence
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(09/10/2013) [-]
Arguing, I meant me and him were never ARGUING
#79 to #76 - fireyvoidence
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(09/10/2013) [-]
Me and him were never talking. I was talking about you.

Everything you say is so far from true. Stop making up things to try to prove your point. I know I've said so twice already, but the purple lines on this are getting ridiculous. I'm done trying to argue with this kid, its impossible. I've already won anyways
#70 to #67 - darthtorn
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(09/10/2013) [-]
But you read it.
What a sad guy you are. Calling me a rapist monger...
#515 to #70 - flyingchink
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(09/27/2013) [-]
at least you finally shut the **** up
#482 to #70 - superstephtime
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(09/10/2013) [-]
So you are calling someone a rapist but you get butt mad for getting called a rapist?
#69 to #64 - flyingchink
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(09/10/2013) [-]
thats just kinda sad..
#50 to #46 - fireyvoidence
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(09/10/2013) [-]
Or you could just look at this nifty little thing called the 'view counter'. Seriously, stop trying to use facts that are unrelated to make yourself look smart. Right now, you're passing yourself off as an angry 10 year old trying to be smart and funny when you're really just making everyone around you want to hit you.

A wise man once said, never argue with an idiot because they'll drag you down to their level and beat you with experience. Henceforth I'm ignoring you now...
#55 to #50 - ignoring
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(09/10/2013) [-]
dude, my name gives me access to so many arguments
#62 to #55 - fireyvoidence
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I never get notifications. Fireyvoidence's aren't mentioned a lot
#71 to #62 - darthtorn
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(09/10/2013) [-]
I got 3 mention. Some idiot rolled my name.
How do you do that in FJ?
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#59 to #55 - darthtorn
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(09/10/2013) [-]
That is so convenient.
#54 to #50 - darthtorn
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No, you cannot ignore me. You said it last time you wanna ignore me, but you replied.
That means, you still think you are special.
It seems I need to learn how to convey my point across. Its a bit hard to type math formulae and theorem. Ability to convey that Venn dram dam diagram is awesome too.
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#311 to #31 - nozepicker
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(09/10/2013) [-]
Pretty sure you didn't buddy.
#28 - hazmathank
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(09/09/2013) [-]
2 eddgie 4reggie
#57 to #28 - giygasman
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#273 - shishiko **User deleted account**
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#218 - capslockrage
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(09/10/2013) [-]
Yes, simplified, because we have the common sense to not pointlessly stay stuck in the past and conserve time by using simpler words.

(yes, I know it's just a joke, but there are hundreds of jokes hating on america, and it gets quite stale to the point of being unfunny)
#285 to #218 - meganinja ONLINE
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(09/10/2013) [-]
I don't see how this post would be bashing on America at all. I'm American and I think you're over reacting.
#229 to #218 - rototornjik
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#246 to #218 - darshian
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(09/10/2013) [-]
ur ttly rite. we shud smplify n evolv da inglsh langwage az much az posable so dat peeps can underst4nd us ezr.
#220 to #218 - joelskee
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(09/10/2013) [-]
you take the piss out of everyover country but when its america it gets stale and unfunny?
#342 to #220 - CapnInterwebz
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(09/10/2013) [-]
The best part about being America is that you get to do whatever you want whenever you want without having to put any thought into what you are actually doing.   
   
But in all seriousness, the US takes a lot less flak than other countries on this site, so I don't know why everybody is getting so bootybothered about it.
The best part about being America is that you get to do whatever you want whenever you want without having to put any thought into what you are actually doing.

But in all seriousness, the US takes a lot less flak than other countries on this site, so I don't know why everybody is getting so bootybothered about it.
#506 to #342 - anon
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(09/11/2013) [-]
********************

half the posts bashing a country are about the US alone. Half the posts bashing another country are usually posts about multiple countries, including the US.
#343 to #220 - adanisboss
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(09/10/2013) [-]
maybe its cause you call us fat lops? i understand him, but either way, im not offended
#326 to #220 - anon
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(09/10/2013) [-]
it's just that the US is the most targeted one on this site.
#260 to #220 - anon
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(09/10/2013) [-]
********,theres only been one post that really calls out europe and the europeans wouldnt stop raging for a second,this page is nothing compared to that level of butthurt after the ONE post that calls out europe.

www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4780644/Someone+finally+said+it/

Euros are the real butthurt ones.
#275 to #220 - heartlessrobot
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(09/10/2013) [-]
No, **** you. Every day there's post after post taking a dump on America, and every so often there's one making fun of other countries. But every post making fun of Britain (or the countries inside) raises a massive ******* *********. Get your head outta your arse.
#286 to #275 - mymiddleleg [OP] ONLINE
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(09/10/2013) [-]
You guy's brought it on yourselves
#328 to #286 - HarvietheDinkle
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(09/10/2013) [-]
"guy's"

on a post about spelling
#450 to #286 - Conquistador
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(09/10/2013) [-]
Cancer detected.
#289 to #286 - heartlessrobot
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(09/10/2013) [-]
Other than the rapidly declining population of overweight people and the idiots calling for gun control that will make the situation worse than before, I don't see how we brought it on ourselves.
#221 to #220 - capslockrage
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(09/10/2013) [-]
I don't take the piss out of other countries.
And out of all the posts making fun of a country, ones about america make up about 75% of them or so.

posts poking fun at the UK are like "hehe tea and crumpets lol"
posts poking fun at the US are like "haha fatasses your country is ******"
#235 to #221 - thegreatfj
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(09/10/2013) [-]
i think youl find that tea is actualy chinese and the tea bag was invented in new york. So why dont you put that in your crack pipe and smoke it
#224 to #221 - joelskee
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(09/10/2013) [-]
Liar, the vast majority of them are about Asians. Most of the jokes about America are not jokes, they are extremely accurate.
#226 to #224 - capslockrage
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(09/10/2013) [-]
No, almost none of them are accurate, they're almost always stereotypes.
that's like saying that all black people loving watermelon is 100% fact.

Also, jokes about asians are towards their race, not their country.

And again, those jokes are usually silly and lighthearted, while the ones towards america are usually not.
#228 to #226 - joelskee
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(09/10/2013) [-]
Wtf difference do the jokes about their races not their country have to do with everything, still mocking
#227 to #226 - joelskee
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(09/10/2013) [-]
I have been to your country and those stereotypes about being ******* stupid and too fat to walk so you use scooters are ridiculously accurate. It is just because you are an angry little 13 year old American that doesn't know anything about the rest of the world you do not realize how ****** you guys are.
#331 to #227 - HarvietheDinkle
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(09/10/2013) [-]
I live in America and generalizing the country - grouping together so many people - is akin to grouping together Europe as a whole. It's big enough that treating its culture as one unified culture, and treating its people as a unified nation, is a mistake.
#232 to #227 - capslockrage
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Americans are no stupider than europeans, I have spent 3 months in europe twice, and other than accents they aren't much different. And too fat so they use scooters? I can go a week of going out often and never see someone like that, it's not nearly as common as the stereotype insinuates. Not even angry, just these jokes are posted far too often.

Also, how exactly are we ******? We may have a bad government, but all governments have secrets and are dirty at least to some extent. The world may be ******, but not just america.
#262 to #232 - tsukaza
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(09/10/2013) [-]
I don't want to get involved here but I found it quite funny when you said "Americans are no stupider than Europeans".... I mean COME ON.... You used the word stupider.
#490 to #262 - capslockrage
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(09/10/2013) [-]
"Stupider" is a word, moron.
#491 to #490 - tsukaza
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(09/10/2013) [-]
No need to insult. Also, would like some some clarification of how it's spelt like that
#492 to #491 - capslockrage
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(09/10/2013) [-]
You know "spelt" isn't a word, correct?
it's "spelled"
#493 to #492 - tsukaza
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(09/10/2013) [-]
Not only is Spelt another way of saying spelled, Spelt is a type of wheat and is therefore a word regardless... *Insert insulting comment here*
I'm still waiting on your ""Stupider" is a word" thing.
#494 to #493 - capslockrage
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#495 to #494 - tsukaza
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(09/10/2013) [-]
If you're replying on that for you knowledge of this language then I have some bad news for you.
#496 to #495 - tsukaza
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(09/10/2013) [-]
And by replying I meant relying.
#497 to #495 - capslockrage
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(09/10/2013) [-]
No, I'm relying on my common sense, that was just proof since it uses the dictionary.
#498 to #497 - tsukaza
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(09/10/2013) [-]
Something is or isn't *more stupid* than something else. Stupider is just grammatically incorrect to start with.
#499 to #497 - tsukaza
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(09/10/2013) [-]
Also, There are many things in these spell-check dictionaries that say something is correct however it's just simply not. I've had an online spell-check say that "thr" is a correct word before.
#500 to #499 - capslockrage
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(09/10/2013) [-]
also, thr is a medical abbreviation.
#236 to #221 - swagbot
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(09/10/2013) [-]
Jesus Christ, Broseph, chill the **** out.

You wanna get angry at something? Use this instead: www.thedailysheeple.com/precious-little-girl-dismembered-while-she-is-still-alive-by-obamas-psychotic-syrian-rebels_092013

There... now you're mad about something that actually matters!

Love,
Swagbot (A fellow American)
#238 to #236 - capslockrage
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(09/10/2013) [-]
I'm not even mad, by your choice of language you're the one that seems mad.

Also, I'm not going to waste my time on a garbage post that starts off with "Obama's psychotic Syrian rebels"
#241 to #238 - swagbot
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(09/10/2013) [-]
Sir, you're still rustled.

It makes me sad that you are rustled.

Please unrustle yourself, because your rustlin' is makin' us all rustled!
#279 to #221 - yahooki
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(09/10/2013) [-]
Then stop giving them a reaction, if they take the piss out of your country and you don't give a ****, then they'll get bored
#103 - trollofhalo
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(09/10/2013) [-]
MF if there was a North Korean option
MF if there was a North Korean option
#183 to #103 - kokaines
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(09/10/2013) [-]
There isn't because not even they can be taught it
#319 to #103 - fosforgasxiii
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(09/10/2013) [-]
I'm pretty sure North Korea and South Korea speak the same language.
#307 - alekksandar
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(09/10/2013) [-]
I was expecting a swastika flag for German.
#310 to #307 - alekksandar
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(09/10/2013) [-]
So I fixed it.
#315 to #310 - liuftwaffle
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(09/10/2013) [-]
you forgot russian flag
#320 to #315 - taurusguy
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(09/10/2013) [-]
Nobody "forgets" the flag of Russia.
#316 to #315 - alekksandar
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(09/10/2013) [-]
if one can forget something on purpose, then yes, I did forget it.
#17 - fuckinfuckinfuck
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(09/09/2013) [-]
OP
#121 - timmywankenobi
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(09/10/2013) [-]
Are Americans and the UK having a butthurt contest on this site or something ?
#151 to #121 - mymiddleleg [OP] ONLINE
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(09/10/2013) [-]
Well the USA is being a bit pisssy with the UK at the moment because america i launching an attack on syria but we the citizens of the UK plus the 2 other parties voted not to support america in this war so you guys are proper butthurt cos the UK its following you this time
#330 to #151 - rieskimo
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(09/10/2013) [-]
So America as a whole(not just the government) is getting pissy with just the citizens of the UK because they don't support strikes in Syria.... you mean just like the majority of US citizens?

It must be fun living in your own world.
#306 to #151 - anon
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(09/10/2013) [-]
follow the treaty asswipe.
#280 to #151 - anon
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(09/10/2013) [-]
Except for the fact that 90% of americans want no part in syria, unless Obama and Biden are on this site pretty much no american gives a **** about the UK not going to syria.
#325 to #121 - rieskimo
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(09/10/2013) [-]
Only the idiots, sir, only the idiots.(of both respective sides)

The rest of us are smart enough to realize that this site is just about ************ and taking the piss out of everything.
#417 - kristovsky
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#446 to #417 - cowinspace
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(09/10/2013) [-]
+1 for Brunel
#225 - LocoJoe
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(09/10/2013) [-]
I speak freedom.
I speak freedom.
#284 to #225 - mymiddleleg [OP] ONLINE
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(09/10/2013) [-]
yeah...."freedom"
#88 - WolfRider
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(09/10/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#113 to #88 - pwnmissilereborn **User deleted account**
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(09/10/2013) [-]
Epilepsy thread?   
   
Epilepsy thread.
Epilepsy thread?

Epilepsy thread.
#100 to #88 - iluvnutella
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(09/10/2013) [-]
Ack! My eyes!!!!!
#105 to #88 - vatra
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(09/10/2013) [-]
**** you.
**** you.
#95 - mrfourtysevenman
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(09/10/2013) [-]
oi fukken cnttwaut was flappin 'es gums so i babbed 'es trapper
#10 - Trol
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(09/09/2013) [-]
A lot of the words used in American English that are not used in British English are actually old English words that went out of fashion here.
#18 to #10 - chryssis
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(09/09/2013) [-]
American English also adopted words from other langauges, for example 'Cookie' comes from the dutch word koekje. Thats why England says biscuit instead.
#37 to #18 - dontknowmeatall
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(09/10/2013) [-]
I'm studying six languages and I've realized most English words with more than two syllabes come from either French or Latin.
#135 to #37 - TidusSloan
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(09/10/2013) [-]
thats because english is mostly just old french from the norman invasion or 1066
#516 to #135 - ecalycptus
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(10/19/2013) [-]
Lol no
#101 to #37 - anon
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(09/10/2013) [-]
Don't forget German
#25 to #18 - Jowi ONLINE
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(09/09/2013) [-]
Oh yeah because biscuit is an English word.....
#3 - exceeding ONLINE
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(09/09/2013) [-]
Sassy steam