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#218 - capslockrage
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(09/10/2013) [-]
Yes, simplified, because we have the common sense to not pointlessly stay stuck in the past and conserve time by using simpler words.

(yes, I know it's just a joke, but there are hundreds of jokes hating on america, and it gets quite stale to the point of being unfunny)
#285 to #218 - meganinja
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(09/10/2013) [-]
I don't see how this post would be bashing on America at all. I'm American and I think you're over reacting.
#229 to #218 - rototornjik
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(09/10/2013) [-]
#220 to #218 - joelskee
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(09/10/2013) [-]
you take the piss out of everyover country but when its america it gets stale and unfunny?
#326 to #220 - anon
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(09/10/2013) [-]
it's just that the US is the most targeted one on this site.
#342 to #220 - CapnInterwebz
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(09/10/2013) [-]
The best part about being America is that you get to do whatever you want whenever you want without having to put any thought into what you are actually doing.   
   
But in all seriousness, the US takes a lot less flak than other countries on this site, so I don't know why everybody is getting so bootybothered about it.
The best part about being America is that you get to do whatever you want whenever you want without having to put any thought into what you are actually doing.

But in all seriousness, the US takes a lot less flak than other countries on this site, so I don't know why everybody is getting so bootybothered about it.
#506 to #342 - anon
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(09/11/2013) [-]
********************

half the posts bashing a country are about the US alone. Half the posts bashing another country are usually posts about multiple countries, including the US.
#260 to #220 - anon
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(09/10/2013) [-]
********,theres only been one post that really calls out europe and the europeans wouldnt stop raging for a second,this page is nothing compared to that level of butthurt after the ONE post that calls out europe.

www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4780644/Someone+finally+said+it/

Euros are the real butthurt ones.
#221 to #220 - capslockrage
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(09/10/2013) [-]
I don't take the piss out of other countries.
And out of all the posts making fun of a country, ones about america make up about 75% of them or so.

posts poking fun at the UK are like "hehe tea and crumpets lol"
posts poking fun at the US are like "haha fatasses your country is ******"
#235 to #221 - thegreatfj
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(09/10/2013) [-]
i think youl find that tea is actualy chinese and the tea bag was invented in new york. So why dont you put that in your crack pipe and smoke it
#224 to #221 - joelskee
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(09/10/2013) [-]
Liar, the vast majority of them are about Asians. Most of the jokes about America are not jokes, they are extremely accurate.
#226 to #224 - capslockrage
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(09/10/2013) [-]
No, almost none of them are accurate, they're almost always stereotypes.
that's like saying that all black people loving watermelon is 100% fact.

Also, jokes about asians are towards their race, not their country.

And again, those jokes are usually silly and lighthearted, while the ones towards america are usually not.
#228 to #226 - joelskee
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(09/10/2013) [-]
Wtf difference do the jokes about their races not their country have to do with everything, still mocking
#227 to #226 - joelskee
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(09/10/2013) [-]
I have been to your country and those stereotypes about being ******* stupid and too fat to walk so you use scooters are ridiculously accurate. It is just because you are an angry little 13 year old American that doesn't know anything about the rest of the world you do not realize how ****** you guys are.
#331 to #227 - HarvietheDinkle
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(09/10/2013) [-]
I live in America and generalizing the country - grouping together so many people - is akin to grouping together Europe as a whole. It's big enough that treating its culture as one unified culture, and treating its people as a unified nation, is a mistake.
#232 to #227 - capslockrage
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(09/10/2013) [-]
Americans are no stupider than europeans, I have spent 3 months in europe twice, and other than accents they aren't much different. And too fat so they use scooters? I can go a week of going out often and never see someone like that, it's not nearly as common as the stereotype insinuates. Not even angry, just these jokes are posted far too often.

Also, how exactly are we ******? We may have a bad government, but all governments have secrets and are dirty at least to some extent. The world may be ******, but not just america.
#262 to #232 - tsukaza
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(09/10/2013) [-]
I don't want to get involved here but I found it quite funny when you said "Americans are no stupider than Europeans".... I mean COME ON.... You used the word stupider.
#490 to #262 - capslockrage
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(09/10/2013) [-]
"Stupider" is a word, moron.
#491 to #490 - tsukaza
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(09/10/2013) [-]
No need to insult. Also, would like some some clarification of how it's spelt like that
#492 to #491 - capslockrage
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(09/10/2013) [-]
You know "spelt" isn't a word, correct?
it's "spelled"
#493 to #492 - tsukaza
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(09/10/2013) [-]
Not only is Spelt another way of saying spelled, Spelt is a type of wheat and is therefore a word regardless... *Insert insulting comment here*
I'm still waiting on your ""Stupider" is a word" thing.
#494 to #493 - capslockrage
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#495 to #494 - tsukaza
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(09/10/2013) [-]
If you're replying on that for you knowledge of this language then I have some bad news for you.
#497 to #495 - capslockrage
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(09/10/2013) [-]
No, I'm relying on my common sense, that was just proof since it uses the dictionary.
#498 to #497 - tsukaza
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(09/10/2013) [-]
Something is or isn't *more stupid* than something else. Stupider is just grammatically incorrect to start with.
#499 to #497 - tsukaza
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(09/10/2013) [-]
Also, There are many things in these spell-check dictionaries that say something is correct however it's just simply not. I've had an online spell-check say that "thr" is a correct word before.
#500 to #499 - capslockrage
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(09/10/2013) [-]
also, thr is a medical abbreviation.
#496 to #495 - tsukaza
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(09/10/2013) [-]
And by replying I meant relying.
#236 to #221 - swagbot
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(09/10/2013) [-]
Jesus Christ, Broseph, chill the **** out.

You wanna get angry at something? Use this instead: www.thedailysheeple.com/precious-little-girl-dismembered-while-she-is-still-alive-by-obamas-psychotic-syrian-rebels_092013

There... now you're mad about something that actually matters!

Love,
Swagbot (A fellow American)
#238 to #236 - capslockrage
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(09/10/2013) [-]
I'm not even mad, by your choice of language you're the one that seems mad.

Also, I'm not going to waste my time on a garbage post that starts off with "Obama's psychotic Syrian rebels"
#241 to #238 - swagbot
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(09/10/2013) [-]
Sir, you're still rustled.

It makes me sad that you are rustled.

Please unrustle yourself, because your rustlin' is makin' us all rustled!
#279 to #221 - yahooki
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(09/10/2013) [-]
Then stop giving them a reaction, if they take the piss out of your country and you don't give a ****, then they'll get bored
#343 to #220 - adanisboss
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(09/10/2013) [-]
maybe its cause you call us fat lops? i understand him, but either way, im not offended
#275 to #220 - heartlessrobot
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(09/10/2013) [-]
No, **** you. Every day there's post after post taking a dump on America, and every so often there's one making fun of other countries. But every post making fun of Britain (or the countries inside) raises a massive ******* *********. Get your head outta your arse.
#286 to #275 - mymiddleleg [OP]
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(09/10/2013) [-]
You guy's brought it on yourselves
#328 to #286 - HarvietheDinkle
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(09/10/2013) [-]
"guy's"

on a post about spelling
#289 to #286 - heartlessrobot
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(09/10/2013) [-]
Other than the rapidly declining population of overweight people and the idiots calling for gun control that will make the situation worse than before, I don't see how we brought it on ourselves.
#450 to #286 - Conquistador
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(09/10/2013) [-]
Cancer detected.
#246 to #218 - darshian
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(09/10/2013) [-]
ur ttly rite. we shud smplify n evolv da inglsh langwage az much az posable so dat peeps can underst4nd us ezr.
#337 - patriciaware
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(09/10/2013) [-]
as Ralph replied I can't believe that a single mom can make $6639 in 1 month on the internet. pop over to this website... You need to login to view this link
#339 to #337 - Lewx
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(09/10/2013) [-]
Man, **** Ralph.
#210 - riseandfightfj
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(09/10/2013) [-]
I can just hear the american's rev up keyboards lol
#215 to #210 - leonhardtv
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(09/10/2013) [-]
I can just imagine an american revving up a keyboard with a ripcord like a chainsaw.
#237 - thegreatfj
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(09/10/2013) [-]
are you sure about that?
#247 to #237 - ewowo
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(09/10/2013) [-]
I have the British pronunciation for every word... except neither, I'm never sure how to do that one so the pronunciation varies.
#296 to #237 - golemnardah
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(09/10/2013) [-]
Yeah, I'm from america and most of those are pronounced the british way here.
#274 to #237 - screaming
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(09/10/2013) [-]
Britfag here - everytime I've heard someone saying "patriot", they've pronounced it "paytriot".
#240 to #237 - blamie
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(09/10/2013) [-]
Most of that is wrong or dumb. Different accents saying the same word can sound different.
#243 to #240 - gtaant
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(09/10/2013) [-]
Not in my experience it isn't.

And chips come out of a deep fat fryer, and get served with salt, vinegar and fish. They don't come out of a bag of air.
#244 to #243 - blamie
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(09/10/2013) [-]
Yay it's time to argue semantics, technicalities, and cultural differences. Try staying on topic, and at least TRY to have some humility.
#245 to #244 - gtaant
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(09/10/2013) [-]
Did you just ask for us to stay on topic?

You do realise this is the Internet, right?

It's still a fact that English and American English have different words and different pronunciations :s
#248 to #245 - blamie
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(09/10/2013) [-]
Yes, and so does Northern "English" a Scottish accent on your "English" Cockney "English" and the Gaelic accent on "English" in that one country your government keeps trying to say is really just more England. And that's just on your island and the one right next to it. And yes, I asked you to stay on topic because you instigated a discussion, and now that your points are being countered and your fallacies pointed out, you are trying to get me to go of about how it's french fries and cookies, and frankly, I don't care.
#250 to #248 - gtaant
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(09/10/2013) [-]
Scotland is a separate country.

Gaelic is a separate language, spoken in Wales. It is again, a separate country. The Welsh speak English in an accent, yes.

But the majority of words, though pronounced in different ways, are pronounced the same (or atleast very similarly) phonetically.

It is a fact, still, irrefutably, that time and separation has led to different pronunciations, spellings and uses of words in the US. Why does this bother you so much?
#283 to #250 - mymiddleleg [OP]
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#261 to #250 - tsukaza
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(09/10/2013) [-]
As a Welsh person I can confirm that Gaelic is not spoken in Wales and has never been a language of ours. Gaelic is Scottish or Irish.
Also, why would you say Scotland is a separate country but not any other country being brought up? :/
#264 to #261 - gtaant
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(09/10/2013) [-]
I don't even know why I said Welsh, that was just plain silly.

Welsh is the Welsh language, it's Welsh.

And because blamie mentioned a Scottish accent, but the Scots pronounce the majority of words identically to England and certainly spell them all the same. They also have Gaelic, but nobody other than Edie McCredie and chums on Balamory use it.
#265 to #264 - tsukaza
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(09/10/2013) [-]
I guess you haven't seen a true Scottish then. There's barely a shred of same when they speak.
Never mind the fact that most southern Englishmen can't even converse with most Scotsmen... Yes, they pronounce things that weirdly but *I* can understand them.
#266 to #265 - gtaant
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(09/10/2013) [-]
A true Scottish?

My Mum is Scottish.

I lived in Dundee for three years.

Tonight I will be in the pub with a Scottish friend, who is actually ginger.
#267 to #266 - tsukaza
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(09/10/2013) [-]
Then you of all people should know that Scottish people (mostly because of the accent they are rocking) Don't pronounce many words at all to most English people.
If anything it's us Welsh people but even our sing song accent makes it different mostly.
#270 to #267 - gtaant
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(09/10/2013) [-]
Ha ha, "sing song accent" is the best description of the Welsh accent I've ever heard.
#269 to #266 - tsukaza
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(09/10/2013) [-]
Many words at all like English people do.*
#251 to #250 - blamie
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Because you are acting as if it matters, and as if there is no variation in "English" pronunciations in England, and there is a difference between "English" and "American English" when there is so much variation from place to place, which is retarded in the major degree when the language varied from person to person. We are speaking the same words to each other, with the same grammar and syntax, the same spelling, and the same sentence structure, English is English. Also another point to make is that you are trying to make yourself feel superior to Americans by diluting yourself into thinking that we are speaking different languages.
#253 to #251 - gtaant
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(09/10/2013) [-]
Yes, that's exactly what I'm saying.

I've made my points, phonetically the majority of words spoken in Britain are said the same, but in different accents. There are examples of US words which are pronounced entirely differently, examples of which are posted above, such as left-ten-ant to loo-ten-ant.

There are also words which are the same but have different meanings on either side of the point, as I pointed out.

We also have varying spellings and grammar conventions, which you have denied. For example, in the US words are "ized" whereas in the UK they are "ised", and in the US "er" is more common than the "re" used in the UK (e.g. liter/litre).

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_and_British_English_spelling_differences

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Time and distance has lead to two languages, American and British English.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Comparison_of_American_and_British_English
#255 to #253 - gtaant
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(09/10/2013) [-]
led* to two languages, sorry.
#390 - superlow
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looooooool
#407 to #390 - jerbuta
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#410 to #407 - superlow
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#412 to #410 - jerbuta
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#366 - nielsbentzen
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**nielsbentzen rolled a random image posted in comment #4 at Digga Please **
#405 to #366 - fresty
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**fresty rolled a random image posted in comment #6011214 at Admin's personal trolling board. ** see y'all in hell
#408 to #405 - fresty
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that was meant for #347 but anyway i'll be going now
#434 - whitennerdy
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I feel so honored to be the first comment. All of my hard work and dedication has paid off. Getting the top comment has been a dream of mine for many years, and i would like to thank those who have helped me along the way. First and foremost i would like to thank god for giving me this opportunity. Next i would like to thank my parents. I want to thank my friend Josh Arcaro, for being really skinny and always there for me. I would also like to thank my pet tadpole for surviving against all odds for over a week. Next i would like to thank the squirrel that lives in my backyard for climbing trees because that gives me inspiration that i need to get through the day. This is a special moment in my life and i would like to thank any of my unmentioned friends and family that have helped me along the way. This moment will be a moment that i will never forget. I just remembered a few other people i would like to thank; facebook, the fish i caught in the third grade, my light in my room bc i wouldn’t be able to see the keyboard without it, the internet for letting me go on facebook, my house because without it i would be homeless, and last but not least i would like to thank all the people out there that actually took time out of their day to read this. I cannot stress how much of a big deal to me this is. I have been trying to be the first comment on a post for years, but that has not been possible until this amazing day. Hopefully my good luck will continue, but this is undoubtedly a rare occasion. If you asked me how i did this, i would say, you can achieve anything u set your mind on. To all the kids out there reading this, i would like to tell them to follow their dreams. Being the top comment is amazing, thank you everyone.
#485 to #434 - whitennnerdy
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I feel so honored to be the first comment. All of my hard work and dedication has paid off. Getting the top comment has been a dream of mine for many years, and i would like to thank those who have helped me along the way. First and foremost i would like to thank god for giving me this opportunity. Next i would like to thank my parents. I want to thank my friend Josh Arcaro, for being really skinny and always there for me. I would also like to thank my pet tadpole for surviving against all odds for over a week. Next i would like to thank the squirrel that lives in my backyard for climbing trees because that gives me inspiration that i need to get through the day. This is a special moment in my life and i would like to thank any of my unmentioned friends and family that have helped me along the way. This moment will be a moment that i will never forget. I just remembered a few other people i would like to thank; facebook, the fish i caught in the third grade, my light in my room bc i wouldn’t be able to see the keyboard without it, the internet for letting me go on facebook, my house because without it i would be homeless, and last but not least i would like to thank all the people out there that actually took time out of their day to read this. I cannot stress how much of a big deal to me this is. I have been trying to be the first comment on a post for years, but that has not been possible until this amazing day. Hopefully my good luck will continue, but this is undoubtedly a rare occasion. If you asked me how i did this, i would say, you can achieve anything u set your mind on. To all the kids out there reading this, i would like to tell them to follow their dreams. Being the top comment is amazing, thank you everyone.
#443 to #434 - decoyoctopus
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(09/10/2013) [-]
You're brutally insane, you know that right? Right.
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#239 - anon
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(09/10/2013) [-]
helo FJ
i em al-quedro frum iraq. i llik u webpag vri mucha. i stop wokr at atombomb faktori. i m happy for dat.
pls dont copi pasterino mi lif stori
#297 - anon
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(09/10/2013) [-]
OMG MY LANGUAGE IS ALSO THERE THAI RAK THAI
#345 - anon
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OMG MY LANGUAGE IS ALSO THERE THAI RAK THAI
#377 to #345 - mohne
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hurr hurr taih taih
hurr hurr taih taih
#517 - bobbyaloplop
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puu.sh/ltt6U/62230c3e0d.png this is on the front page of r/pcmasterrace
#513 - strikingeight
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(09/15/2013) [-]
If Mark Twain had his way, it'd be a lot worse.
#514 to #513 - anon
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Why is this? educate me
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#344 - sampatch
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stahp
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#299 to #298 - ooh
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Look at the flags!
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