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#192 - unotouchzetaco
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(09/06/2013) [-]
none of that was neccesary to escape so much wat that it made even gooby say wat
none of that was neccesary to escape so much wat that it made even gooby say wat
#179 - bonerjam
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(08/31/2013) [-]
>shapeshift into a goldfish
>forget wtf i was doing
#171 - thewitchking
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(08/31/2013) [-]
MFW going to jail.
#188 to #171 - overchaos
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(09/03/2013) [-]
**overchaos rolled a random image posted in comment #68 at Realistic stick figure fight ** mfw going to jail
#190 to #188 - thewitchking
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#162 - yisumad
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(08/31/2013) [-]
>Shapeshift into can of Axe   
>Grow match/wings   
>Light match   
>Terrorize guards/everyone within a 3 mile radius   
>Let out voluntarily   
>Turn back into myself   
>Success   
 I don't even know
>Shapeshift into can of Axe
>Grow match/wings
>Light match
>Terrorize guards/everyone within a 3 mile radius
>Let out voluntarily
>Turn back into myself
>Success
I don't even know
#155 - afterdelete
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(08/31/2013) [-]
>Shapeshift into a knife
>Lay yourself in a clearly visible postition
>Guard comes in
>Stab the guard to death
>Now transform into a fly
>Fly towards freedom through the ventilation in your cell
#146 - sackit
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(08/31/2013) [-]
>Shape shift into the boss of the jail
>Get out of jail and swap to Miley Cyrus
>Kidnapp the boss as Miley Cyrus
>Swap back to boss and sue jail guards for locking the boss in jail for many hours
>Let realy boss go
>Miley Cyrus now in jail and i`m free.

But if i could shift shapes how did i get in jail at the first place?
#130 - anon
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(08/31/2013) [-]
>shapeshift into an ant
>walk out
>shapeshift back
>succes
#127 - djjeroenski
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(08/31/2013) [-]
shapeshift into a fly
fly out unnoticed
#104 - notgabenewell
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(08/31/2013) [-]
>shapeshift into dragon   
>become so massive I break out of the cell   
>completely torch the whole ******* prison   
>fly away like a boss   
   
   
Screw subtlety, I have shapeshifting powers.
>shapeshift into dragon
>become so massive I break out of the cell
>completely torch the whole ******* prison
>fly away like a boss


Screw subtlety, I have shapeshifting powers.
#101 - godoftheanons
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(08/31/2013) [-]
#94 - konradkurze
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(08/31/2013) [-]
wait till guard opens cell
killl guard and take his shape
#93 - bitchplzzz
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(08/31/2013) [-]
was the le duk may may really necessary?
#89 - righteoussinn
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(08/31/2013) [-]
Dolan was used.

Obligatory Dolan thread:

You can kill me now.
#111 to #89 - metalkprint
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(08/31/2013) [-]
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#87 - tonkkax
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(08/31/2013) [-]
>Shapeshift into a white guy who killed a blackman
#83 - iridium
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(08/31/2013) [-]
>Shapeshift into politician
>Get out of a multi year sentence in a couple days from "good behavior"
#70 - mrgoodlove
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(08/31/2013) [-]
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#46 - tuned
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(08/31/2013) [-]
shapeshift into a shapeshifter

problem solved
#29 - dashandsmash
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(08/31/2013) [-]
Alright here comes some complex ****.
>For the first night I will experiment with my powers, testing the limits on them
>First convince my cellmate that I van get us out of here
>Next shape shift into a small mouse or something similar
>Leave cell
>Acquire a shiv or sharp object
>Bring it back to my cellmate
>Wait until the next night
>Shift into a copy of my body except I appear to be dead
>When the guard comes my cellmate will call out for help
>Says that I had a heart attack
>The guard comes in
>Cellmate stabs the guard in the neck
>Hide his body
>Shift into the guard
>Take handcuffs
>Handcuff cellmate
>Lead him out of the cell
>If anyone asks tell them that he's going to solitary confinement
>Unlock his handcuffs when we get close to the emergency exit
>Hand him the gun
>Shift into rat
>He runs out of the prison
>I run the other way
>Go into wilderness
#30 to #29 - dashandsmash
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(08/31/2013) [-]
Cont*
>Shift into something that could slip into a house undetected
>Wait until owners fall asleep
>Steal a pair of clothes
>Put them on
>Leave the house
>Purchase gun
>Buy ski mask
>Rob bank
>Shift again
>Disguise myself as a women
>Move to Denmark
>Live there for fifteen years
>Move back to the states
>Go on a spree of bank robberies
>Shift into a different person each time
>Do this until I amass a small fortune
>Shift one last time
>Buy a nice house in the suburbs
>Live out the rest of my life in comfort
#42 to #30 - sorinshrouds
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#26 - retardedboss
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(08/31/2013) [-]
>Shapeshift into someone who's not in jail.
#38 to #26 - chikkachikkayaa
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(08/31/2013) [-]
Then you'd just look like someone who's not supposed to be in jail. You'd still be in jail.
#13 - haseotakaeda
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(08/30/2013) [-]
>shapeshift into penis
>leave myself in the shower
>****** on death row finds me
>buttplug.png
>he never takes me out because **** it he's being executed tomorrow
>they take him outside
>shoot him dead
>wiggle out of his dead arsehole
>wiggle away
I am the amazing jail breaking mastermind:
Penis

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#20 to #13 - anon
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(08/31/2013) [-]
They don't shoot anybody anymore. Its Lethal Injection, So its face up most of the time, so you would be stuck in ****** butt for eternity.
#48 to #20 - BlueToaster
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(08/31/2013) [-]
It could be in a another country.