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#20 - hellspawner
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(08/22/2013) [-]
Plot twist:

Brother: HOW ABOUT YOU GET BACK IN THE ******* KITCHEN?
Mom: That's no fair
#76 to #20 - frysfrys
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(08/23/2013) [-]
I giggled a little bit.. GIGGLED AT YOUR STUPIDITY.
#206 to #20 - dracomancer [OP]
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(08/23/2013) [-]
I'm just going to thumb you because I feel bad for you and want to alleviate the pain.
#81 to #20 - anon
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(08/23/2013) [-]
Oh ****, funnyjunk has really gone to the feminists since I left.
God, I always knew this site was going to be filled with faggots just like reddit.
#140 to #81 - thinegame
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(08/23/2013) [-]
lel reddit is way "worse."
#115 to #81 - Conquistador
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(08/23/2013) [-]
It's been filled with faggots.
#146 to #20 - fizzor
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(08/23/2013) [-]
Holy **********, guys. Seriously. If this is the joke that makes you flip your **** amongst countless others that are way more offensive and immature and still being told in FJ and people laugh at them, you're all ******* stupid.
#65 to #20 - shitstainsam **User deleted account**
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(08/23/2013) [-]
this isn't the 90's
this isn't the 90's
#31 to #20 - senseofpurpose
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(08/22/2013) [-]
get out
#39 to #20 - kristovsky
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(08/23/2013) [-]
#84 to #39 - raigen
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(08/23/2013) [-]
I don't get these...Not trying to sound stupid but what's so funny about a poorly drawn version of the original?
#152 to #84 - anon
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(08/23/2013) [-]
Simple satire, just mocking the original, overused reaction memes. It was pretty funny at first, but it died out very quickly for me.
#214 to #39 - Dwarf
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(08/28/2013) [-]
What is that supposed to be?
#215 to #214 - kristovsky
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(08/28/2013) [-]
its a reference to an earlier content where someone posted the scene from dark night where the joker says "very poor choice of words" this is a badly drawn re-make of the joker face saying that line, but re-branded.
#216 to #215 - Dwarf
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(08/29/2013) [-]
I thought it looked like the Joker, but I didn't recognize the meme.
#40 to #20 - spidahridah
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(08/23/2013) [-]
That was actually just not funny. Like, not even a little bit.
That was actually just not funny. Like, not even a little bit.
#73 to #20 - scootalooisyourgod
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(08/23/2013) [-]
"LOOOOOL GO MAKE MEH A SAMMICH BIYATCH XDDDDDDDDDDDD GET BACK IN DA KITCHEN!!"

Seriously, what are you, 12?
#46 to #20 - werefell
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(08/23/2013) [-]
MFW people hate your joke just because you look like admin
#180 to #46 - krizzah
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(08/23/2013) [-]
No, it's because the joke was ******* terrible
#50 to #20 - Hawke
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(08/23/2013) [-]
That was terrible.
#35 to #20 - IAmManbearpig
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(08/23/2013) [-]
careful, it's dangerous to look like admin in these times
#30 to #20 - rokkarokkaali
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(08/22/2013) [-]
lol get back in the kitchen so funny so true!
y dont gurlz leik me doe? they r all hors!
#32 to #30 - yorker
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(08/22/2013) [-]
i m nice to them n al i say is sexit joke sumtim they r all hors and when they get rape they are ask 2 b rape.
#41 to #30 - kristovsky
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(08/23/2013) [-]
"just cus you're a douchbag alpha, you only get girls because your an arsehole"

- All of 4chan
#44 to #41 - infernis
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#210 to #44 - RandomAnonGuy
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(08/23/2013) [-]
I actually look really good in a fedora. The problem is I know they're for cunts, so I can't wear them.
#26 to #20 - lolfire
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(08/22/2013) [-]
Almost thought you were admin for a second.
#34 to #26 - rampaginphoenix
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(08/23/2013) [-]
So you are saying there is a plot twist within a plot twist? Double Shyamalan'd again!
#193 to #26 - dunderbiffen
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(08/23/2013) [-]
That name and pic. Well done sir
#12 - Captainunhelpful
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(08/22/2013) [-]
#36 to #12 - blastwave
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(08/23/2013) [-]
That's not a transparent....
It's a lie.
#45 to #36 - Captainunhelpful
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(08/23/2013) [-]
shhh, noone need know.
#48 to #45 - blastwave
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(08/23/2013) [-]
#7 - anon
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(08/22/2013) [-]
Hello fj users, I need your help with adding a special person as a friend. The user: lilmisssunbutt is a person on fj who desperately needs a friend.

www.funnyjunk.com/user/lilmisssunbutt

Please add this person as a friend now, thank you for your cooperation.
-sunbuttneedsfriends
#23 to #7 - deandrummer
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(08/22/2013) [-]
why would you "need" friends on this site? Its not like we view friends like the people on facebook do. Hell, I didn't know you could have friends until a few weeks ago. you dont need to ask for friends unless there is some kind of incentive, and even then, it's unnecessary
#11 to #7 - neokun
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(08/22/2013) [-]
Can't possibly be same fag.... You must just be a really friendly anon!!!
#62 to #11 - vgmddg
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(08/23/2013) [-]
No actually, this anon did the same thing with a user by the name of geeg. I thought it was samefag before too,
#71 to #62 - twi
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(08/23/2013) [-]
and me
and ******************
and phanact once too I think
#74 to #71 - phanact
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(08/23/2013) [-]
ya
#83 to #74 - anon
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(08/23/2013) [-]
im gonna use this as an opportunity to call you a nugga
#82 - nortledrones
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(08/23/2013) [-]
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Let me guess you are one of those ******* hipster introverts?
#85 to #82 - dishesaredone
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(08/23/2013) [-]
you never heard of that word until today because there was a post about it on the front page you introvert faggot
#88 to #85 - nortledrones
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(08/23/2013) [-]
>You never heard of it until today
>Introvert.

My comment was a reference to that post as a joke. I knew what an introvert was prior to today and still believe that the use of the term is retarded. Also, you evidently don't know what it means since there was nothing to show that I was.

Stay in school.
#90 to #88 - dishesaredone
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(08/23/2013) [-]
in person you´╗┐ wouldn't say any of that on spot so shut the **** up trying to mask as a smart person you prick.
#93 to #90 - nortledrones
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(08/23/2013) [-]
Nah in person I would've said "I knew what that word was before dickmunch, I said it as a reference to the other post." I know I'm smart, I don't need to mask it, why are you so hostile, you got "friendzoned" or something?
#97 to #93 - dishesaredone
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(08/23/2013) [-]
your talking to a computer screen looking at your reflection. you see a faggot. yourself. your a loser
#100 to #97 - nortledrones
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(08/23/2013) [-]
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*You're. You are venting your anger through a convo with a stranger and getting a inner-satisfaction by calling me names when you are probably just insecure. Now who's the loser?
#103 to #100 - dishesaredone
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(08/23/2013) [-]
ur mom for giving birth to a little bitch
#104 to #103 - nortledrones
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(08/23/2013) [-]
That was a good comeback, you got that from a cereal box, loser?
#105 to #104 - dishesaredone
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(08/23/2013) [-]
That was a good comeback, you got that from a cereal box, loser?
#106 to #105 - nortledrones
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(08/23/2013) [-]
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So you're copying my comments now? I know thinking of comebacks can be hard for someone who is as mentally incapable as you. Don't worry, take your time.
#107 to #106 - dishesaredone
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(08/23/2013) [-]
your a petty schmuck.
#108 to #107 - nortledrones
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(08/23/2013) [-]
You're an ******* idiot that can't tell the difference between "your" and "you're" and can't tell why he isn't funny. Nice try though.
#109 to #108 - dishesaredone
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(08/23/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#110 to #109 - nortledrones
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(08/23/2013) [-]
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You must get a lot of girls don't you?
#113 to #110 - dishesaredone
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(08/23/2013) [-]

I did your mom last night
#116 to #113 - nortledrones
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(08/23/2013) [-]
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**** *****, I can tell that your mom should've chugged one more tequila to have aborted you since you came out with down, up, left, and right syndrome.
#111 to #110 - dishesaredone
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(08/23/2013) [-]
irrelevant comment, no need to bring your're own life into this
#131 to #111 - bme
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(08/23/2013) [-]
your
#114 to #111 - nortledrones
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(08/23/2013) [-]
Don't you got some hentai to be jerking off to? Why are you still replying, must be lonely being single and alone.
#117 to #114 - dishesaredone
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(08/23/2013) [-]
what are you talking about I can just call up your bitch mom. I taught her a new trick called play dead while I **** you
#120 to #117 - nortledrones
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(08/23/2013) [-]
Even though my mom is getting old I bet she will still be able to kick your scrawny ass you little keyboard warrior.
#122 to #120 - dishesaredone
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(08/23/2013) [-]
Id put that bitch in the pound
#123 to #122 - nortledrones
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(08/23/2013) [-]
Yeah I bet your mom is proud of having a disgrace of a human being like you, what have you done today that was productive? This is your life huh? Talking **** behind a keyboard since he is upset that he never gets ass and that he gets ****** up a lot in public. I would call your mom a bitch, but I feel bad for her, for having to watch your ugly ass come out of her twat.
#118 to #117 - nortledrones
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(08/23/2013) [-]
I'm gay so unless you like dicks (which I wouldn't be surprised) than I guess that would be a bit unfortunate.
#135 to #118 - bme
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(08/23/2013) [-]
im pretty sure he was just trying to troll you but it didnt work at all, most of it didnt even make sense.
#137 to #135 - nortledrones
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(08/23/2013) [-]
Nah too stupid to be a troll.
#132 to #118 - bme
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(08/23/2013) [-]
you win all my thumbs sir.
you win all my thumbs sir.
#134 to #132 - nortledrones
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(08/23/2013) [-]
Idiots these days man lol
#138 to #118 - dishesaredone
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(08/23/2013) [-]
-Your a faggot
-Thats not what your mom said

did you suck your dads tits as a kid. because ur born a faggot whatever that means

I also won this argument

umad brah

i got so much yolo swag

stupid fag

#130 to #118 - dishesaredone
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(08/23/2013) [-]
da **** helllo dumbass you can't see me or hear me.
the onlyy explanation for you thinking of that is from taking the **** from your ****** life
#133 to #130 - nortledrones
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(08/23/2013) [-]
>3 story house
>Boyfriend
>16 with thousands saved up
>College scholarships up the ass
>6'2 and handsome (well at least that is what a lot of people tell me)

Nah, I think my life is pretty swell. But tell you what, I'm getting bored of you and unlike you I actually have **** to do, so I'm ending this conversation since you aren't really worth my time anymore. I never seen a loser as big as you are. I hope you feel cool since once you turn off this computer look into the screen and wonder what have you done with your life so far bro. lol feel free with responding with "thats not what your mom said" or "you're a faggot". Later bitch. Good luck with getting pussy.
#126 to #118 - dishesaredone
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(08/23/2013) [-]
in your're dreams faggot
#128 to #126 - nortledrones
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(08/23/2013) [-]
Nah I can tell you are pretty ugly just by the way you talk, white, in your teens maybe, have a lot of acne, girl problems, lots of metal music right?
#124 to #118 - dishesaredone
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(08/23/2013) [-]
im exploiting the stupidity of yourself for fun. I know your not joking. you are seriously special in ways that even your parents are ashamed of ever knowing you
#125 to #124 - nortledrones
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(08/23/2013) [-]
Nah bro the reason why I haven't stopped responding is since your stupidity is kinda entertaining but it's getting kinda stale. My life is pretty awesome, and I think my parents like me more than yours do in your little trailer-park.
#119 to #118 - dishesaredone
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(08/23/2013) [-]
dumb faggot i **** ur mom not you
#121 to #119 - nortledrones
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(08/23/2013) [-]
I'm sorry, I don't speak *********. If you are going to be a ******* idiot and try to act cool on the internet than at least make proper sentences when you do it.
#218 - zionspitz
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(09/03/2013) [-]
not funny
#211 - anon
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(08/23/2013) [-]
lol, OP here, a friend told me the post had been taken and reposted to this POS of a site.

The responses are hilarious, since you all think I'm a chronic masturbater or some antisocial little ****.
#213 to #211 - brobathehutt
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(08/25/2013) [-]
#156 - abaft
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(08/23/2013) [-]
Fresh somethings anyday!
#155 - anon
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(08/23/2013) [-]
I thought this was going to be a play on Lizzie McGuire

Failed opportunity.
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#78 - bdowns
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(08/23/2013) [-]
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#10 - kretash
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