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#228 - cudlefish
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(08/23/2013) [-]
I've almost never been P1, my older brother was always/is always P1.
#221 - Burntoast
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(08/23/2013) [-]
off brand controllers
#217 - cheerwinegamer
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(08/23/2013) [-]
I remember when I was 14 my cousin with assburgers came over and I had to babysit him. I had a PS2 at the time. I had two controllers, one of the controllers was the one that came with the system (the good one) and the and one that I bought at a blockbuster bargain bin (the quality of that controller is pretty self explanatory). So we sit down to play Tekken 5 and he goes all ninja and ******* grabs the good controller faster than I can react. So I get the bad controller and sit there mumbling "You sneaky ************". Pretty soon our battle gets pretty head and the kid zones out and is kicking my ass to kingdom come. Well the little rubber cap slips of one of the thumb sticks revealing a razor sharp plastic edge. Well I'm starting to get the upper hand but he somehow in his assburger state of mind he kicks my ass. Well I rage the **** out jamming my thumbs on the controller I end up cutting my thumb down to the bone on the razor edge. I get blood everywhere I the slap his face and leave a blood high-five. I slap a bunch of other **** and leave a few more blood stains around the house (place looks like a murder scene). Well my mom walks in and freaks out . So the three of us get in the car and rush over to the hospital. So I'm sitting there in immense pain and he then ask "Hey when we get back we can have rematch".
#218 to #217 - nortledrones
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(08/23/2013) [-]
So who's going to publish that?
#233 to #218 - cheerwinegamer
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(08/23/2013) [-]
I know its a very long comment but I felt like the world needed to know (I know it didn't).
#215 - anon
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(08/23/2013) [-]
I play games all the time but come to think of it, my older drother was always player 1... son of a $&@#+!
#213 - bighairyfart
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(08/23/2013) [-]
I loved my PS2 controller with blue/green inter-changing lights in it, made me feel like a pimp. Also TFW I got rid of all turbo/macro controllers before I realized how helpful they could be.
#193 - basichaharemix
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(08/23/2013) [-]
I had to use that PS2 controller for Kingdom Hearts 1...what the **** Square? What was my regular PS2 controller not good enough to play your precious game?
#190 - crazyitalian
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(08/23/2013) [-]
i have that PS2 gamestop controller (bottom left) it's comfy as ****, but the d-pad is awful
#179 - xxhunterxx
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(08/23/2013) [-]
I always let my younger cousin play P1... I'm not a dick like you guys.
I only played P2 at a friend's house, it was like an unspoken rule between us. P1 is decided by the host's house.
#170 - chupavisor
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(08/23/2013) [-]
At my place the controllers went to how we were seated. the easiest viewing angles got specific numbers
#151 - bronyjdos
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(08/23/2013) [-]
**bronyjdos rolled a random image posted in comment #93 at forget waldo ** mfw I'm first player until they whine to mom and she makes me second player.
#140 - zorororonoa
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(08/23/2013) [-]
3rd player bigger screen master race
#119 - aerius ONLINE
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(08/22/2013) [-]
the bottom-left one is better than an official PS2 controller. So gewd.
#168 to #119 - timerce
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(08/23/2013) [-]
thats just something that all little sibblings tell themselves to make the pain hurt less
#108 - failtolawl
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(08/22/2013) [-]
that god damn dreamcast player 2
#101 - aconfuseddonut
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(08/22/2013) [-]
I actually liked the Game Cube Mad Catz controller, it worked pretty well.
#44 - anon
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(08/22/2013) [-]
>Be the youngest
>5 years younger than a 10 year old sibling
>Go to play something like Goof Troop on the SNES or something with him
>Pick up the official Nintendo SNES controller plugged into port 1
>Sibling orders me to put it down and threatens to beat me up if I don't play the SNES with the ****** 3rd-party controller
>Nearly 12 years later, sibling is an overweight weeaboo neckbeard that still does this **** to me for no particular reason other than that he "has seniority"
>12 years of being physical threats if I don't play P2 in games, if I make a winning move in chess, and if I ever beat him in any game
>Thanks for rubbing it in, asshole.
#57 to #44 - uchimate
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(08/22/2013) [-]
you're 17, he's 22...
He should be more mature and you should have learnt to stand up for yourself, or to just not play with him...
#49 to #44 - sketchE
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(08/22/2013) [-]
i remember goof troop. fun as hell. but i dont feel your pain. im the oldest and my dad bought two controllers so he could play with us
#39 - anon
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(08/22/2013) [-]
**** that, i'm youngest and i alwurfaderthjsk./
#21 - sparkyoneonetwo
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(08/22/2013) [-]
I was like twice the size of my older brothers by the age of 8 if I wanted to be p1 I 'd just be p1.
#25 to #21 - hsawryt
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(08/22/2013) [-]
thats nice honey
#26 to #25 - sparkyoneonetwo
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(08/22/2013) [-]
every time someone calls me honey I imagine I big ass bottle of honey that is made to look like me..... and that is creepy....
#28 to #26 - hsawryt
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(08/22/2013) [-]
okay dear
#8 - anon
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(08/22/2013) [-]
i was never player 1 because my brother never taught me how to work the consol just play the game. didnt bother me at all.
#4 - soggywallet
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(08/22/2013) [-]
Being the younger sibling meant I got first pick, parent sides with the youngest. It is law.
#1 - anon
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(08/22/2013) [-]
Thank you.