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#251 - aaronspeeder
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(08/07/2013) [-]
halo is based on a old game called marathon
#236 - anon
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(08/06/2013) [-]
Today, in gaming
Left 4 dead 3 confirmed....
#232 - teoberry
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(08/06/2013) [-]
>stealing from dyk gaming
>thumbwhoring

i am dissappoint
#207 - fordun
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(08/06/2013) [-]
According to the book Raising the Bar, Valve's Ken Birdwell had a friend whose 12-year-old brother used to draw. Ken had always liked his work so he asked him, several years later, to do a couple of sketches of possible monsters. He presented sketches of several very sexual-oriented monsters to him and Gabe Newell, managing director, the kind of material Birdwell did not expect. Among them was this "Mr. Friendly", with something that looked like a penis. The creature was to literally "rape" the player, holding them with its tentacled arms until the point of fatal copulation. Birdwell was quite disturbed by the concept and wondered if Newell would like it; it turns out he did. They then chatted about possible psycho-sexual alien behaviors and their relation with disturbed teenager sexual fantasies. The sexual themes of some of the enemies were intended to appeal to the innate homophobia of 12 year old boys, the targeted audience for the game.
#213 to #207 - clockworkseven [OP] **User deleted account**
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(08/06/2013) [-]
You and 20 other people have posted this.

I don't mean to sound rude or anything, just saying.
#214 to #213 - fordun
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(08/06/2013) [-]
O sorry man i didn't check the comments below me.
#215 to #214 - clockworkseven [OP] **User deleted account**
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(08/06/2013) [-]
It's ok!
#201 - anon
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(08/06/2013) [-]
Im pretty sure that the bullet thing from halo is only if your in the campaign. If it's online it shows the username.
#196 - Happytreefriend
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(08/06/2013) [-]
In the same halo, if you look on the back of the shotgun shell it says hippo instead of chief
#193 - aninnymouse
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(08/06/2013) [-]
That Portal 2 one HAS to be a lie.. and I just dropped 49 cents on it (I had $1.50 from selling a Steam Card, woo) to read through it to find out. I could see 500 years maybe.. but no more than that. Also, from what I googled, A lot of people say it was confirmed to be 300.
#206 to #193 - brightbill
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(08/06/2013) [-]
300, half life 3 confirmed
#176 - icanpaintyay
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(08/06/2013) [-]
i like the last one.
#166 - theundone
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(08/06/2013) [-]
[Dopefish] Laddergoat aka What Is Wrong With This Guy? Did someone say Ladder goat?
#139 - thirdjess
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#118 - zzforrest
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(08/06/2013) [-]
But didn't they already have a steady portal to Xen? That's why there's an entire research center in the game with creatures from Xen in purposeful containment? The experiment caused the portal to go nuts. If I'm correct, the sample was actually donated by the G-Man.
#109 - mynameisnotmike
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(08/06/2013) [-]
Time travel is imminent for both portal and HL. I wouldnt doubt that valve plays around with time in the next games. So its still a possibility chell and gordon meet.


think, time portals. instead of relocation portals.

I'm almost certain the borealis contains this technology.
#102 - ohnomynamedoesntfi
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(08/06/2013) [-]
At the peak of my achievement whoring days, I carried Gnome Chomsky all the way through HL2 Ep. 2 and earned the "Little Rocket Man" achievement. Worst. Achievement. Ever. I was so ashamed.
#86 - gergen
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(08/06/2013) [-]
OP is surely Scott Pilgrim
#82 - mooghens
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(08/06/2013) [-]
Hitman Blood Money: a less known easter egg is the newspaper headlines found on the floors lying around in the back areas of the "Curtain Call" level. One which reads in french: "Hippopotame bleu est invisible, personne peut le voir. Partir furtivement comme un ninja japonais. Vous tes tous ouverture d'anus de 100%!" Which translates into: "Blue hippopotamus is invisible, nobody can see it. To leave furtively like a Japanese ninja. You are all 100% assholes! " Which is a reference to an extremely popular late night danish television back when Blood Money was being developed. Link below shows a clip from it with english sub.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ijoyG_S9JpU
#37 - SirSheepy
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(08/06/2013) [-]
So, you're saying that there is no possible way for Gordon Freeman to be in stasis for 50,000 years?
#76 to #37 - godzillaeatslazers
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(08/06/2013) [-]
Im just saying this on a limb but im pretty sure that gman actually pulled him out of reality into another reality where time does not flow
#77 to #76 - SirSheepy
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(08/06/2013) [-]
I'm pretty sure that he is put into stasis in that dimension though. G Man does say, "Wake up."
#31 - inuares
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(08/06/2013) [-]
wait,wait,wait...500,000 years? So she's gonna find everything ****** over by the combine?
#36 to #31 - ivoryhammer
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(08/06/2013) [-]
What if the resistance won?
#39 to #36 - inuares
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(08/06/2013) [-]
Well then she'll find that gordon freeman is a legend and a hero.
#40 to #39 - ivoryhammer
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(08/06/2013) [-]
Dude, what if Chell is Gordon and Alyx's daughter?
#43 to #40 - inuares
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(08/06/2013) [-]
Highly illogical. It is more likely that the CEO of aperture and Caroline are her parents. And also, portal takes place at the same time as Half-life. Portal two as we know takes place 500,000 years later.
#136 to #43 - anon
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(08/06/2013) [-]
Chell is merely the daughter of one of the workers at Aperture, she was brought in during a bring your daughter to work day, the same day Glados took over the lab, captured all the daughters, and killed off any of the scientists.
#151 to #136 - inuares
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(08/06/2013) [-]
Adopted daughter. Most likely by the ratman. It is speculated that Caroline is her mother due to the ending song of portal 2 as the lyrics refer to chell as "my sweet child" (cara mia) and it is also hinted at that the CEO and Caroline had an affair.
#44 to #43 - ivoryhammer
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(08/06/2013) [-]
Yeah I know, I was kind of making fun of those people that make really out there theories about games/tv shows
#45 to #44 - inuares
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(08/06/2013) [-]
Sorry for killing your joke then.
#27 - thesinful
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(08/06/2013) [-]
Most accurate reaction pic I have.
#18 - theavatarspupil
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(08/06/2013) [-]
Link to download that Portal book?
#28 to #18 - theracistpanda
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(08/06/2013) [-]
Steam
or thepiratebay