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#92 - articulate
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(08/06/2013) [-]
#148 to #92 - smoshingfj
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(08/06/2013) [-]
Id be scared to if i woke to that...****
#208 to #148 - articulate
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(08/06/2013) [-]
too*
#217 to #208 - smoshingfj
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(08/12/2013) [-]
I bet you get this alot from girls but i cant hardly see that its too small
#218 to #217 - articulate
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(08/12/2013) [-]
a lot*
#219 to #218 - smoshingfj
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(08/13/2013) [-]
Oh...weeell chin up life gets better
#45 - vatra
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(08/06/2013) [-]
I expected the dad to die a horrible searing, burning, melting death, and then the girl to celebrate about no rules.
#84 to #45 - newsuperyoshi
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#110 to #84 - vatra
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(08/06/2013) [-]
I thought he was going to wake up, not look and hop off the couch and die. Then she was going to have fun jumping on the furniture.
#41 - thesinful ONLINE
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#198 - carlsagouin
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(08/06/2013) [-]
We don't have this in France, I have never done it... And now I'm too old
We don't have this in France, I have never done it... And now I'm too old
#125 - ryangtr
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#180 - imvexx
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(08/06/2013) [-]
She's just hanging over the lava on the first panel, building that upper body strength. Too hardcore.
#189 to #180 - holeymoley
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(08/06/2013) [-]
or she was stood on the piece of floor attached to the lamp.

here's a better picture for you
#160 - johnnygat
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(08/06/2013) [-]
**johnnygat rolled a random image posted in comment #90 at Black Swallower ** What I would walk on
#159 - karpmin
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(08/06/2013) [-]
If you don't get this your not a true american.
If you don't get this your not a true american.
#167 to #159 - askafj
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(08/06/2013) [-]
I'm swedish, so that would be weird.

And why wouldn't I get this if I weren't an American?
#168 to #167 - karpmin
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(08/06/2013) [-]
its zoey dechannel from new girl. Where they play a game called true american, were the floor is lava. why am i explaining this here

stream-tv.me/watch-new-girl-online/
#119 - antzell
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#193 - windson
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(08/06/2013) [-]
hah 9gag sucks amirite guys
hah 9gag sucks amirite guys
#204 to #193 - petresko
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(08/06/2013) [-]
Pathetic.
#170 - tyraxio
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(08/06/2013) [-]
Hah, I remember making this on Bitstrips on Facebook. Good times.
#145 - EpicAnon
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#1 - zebestfapfoldah
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#62 to #1 - nesquik
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(08/06/2013) [-]
I can't read anything besides spiderman.
why would you save a thumbnail?
#79 to #62 - ravarshi
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(08/06/2013) [-]
for referance, It says. SPIDERMAN, The floor is lava champion since 1962
#80 to #79 - nesquik
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(08/06/2013) [-]
Thanks, have ben and jerrys unreleased new commercial for forest gump based icecream.
Thanks, have ben and jerrys unreleased new commercial for forest gump based icecream.
#216 - Alchemyst
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#205 - anon
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(08/06/2013) [-]
Asians can hear, and see what you're visually thinking. This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

Asians picked up this ability through their dicks. Their tiny miniscule dicks! Their penises are ******* small as hell! And now they can read minds, so don't think about their dick infrony of them you creepy perv!

Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidentally saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!
#191 - theroflcer
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#63 - anon
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(08/06/2013) [-]
i never understood why people still live near volcanoes.

you'll never know when they will erupt.
#64 to #63 - Leopard
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(08/06/2013) [-]
The volcanic soil is amazing for crops.
#65 to #63 - iridium
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(08/06/2013) [-]
Same reason people live near Earthquake Faults, Tornado hotspots and Hurricane areas.
#73 to #63 - chiefrunnyjeans
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(08/06/2013) [-]
They are usually in really nice places, like Hawaii
#42 - smashmenao
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#43 to #42 - smashmenao
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didn't see it was already posted.
#20 - anon
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(08/05/2013) [-]
Sometimes cold lava is the floor.
#9 - fukkendragonite
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(08/05/2013) [-]
It's really weird. I used to play this game purely via my own imagination. Nobody told me to play 'the floor is made of lava'. I just instinctively thought it would be a good idea to plan how I would escape should the floor suddenly become lava.

I hated when my parents rearranged the furniture. I was like "YOU BASTARDS. NOW I NEED TO SPEND THE REST OF MY DAY FIGURING OUT A NEW PLAN FOR THE NEW FURNITURE ARRANGEMENT. ASSHOLES."
#10 to #9 - neptunetouranus [OP]
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(08/05/2013) [-]
I did the same thing, I just started pretending it was lava for some reason