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#60 - vladstronsy
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(08/05/2013) [-]
Good sirs, The Bards works were filled with cheap sex jokes, dirty humor, on more then one occasion bestiality, a plethora of -philias and so many cheep shots at his rival groups I couldn't list all the ones from the shortest of his plays.
#22 - DeathOne
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#14 - kridane
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(08/05/2013) [-]
He meant kill his mother right? I think I read this one in high school
#72 - oosulley
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#70 - grandmabetty
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(08/05/2013) [-]
Romeo: "This cockerelmeat enlavished burgerette is how the peasants of Columbia sayeth, FINGER LICKING GOOD"
(Romeo proceeds to force a Chicken Zinger Burger into Juliet's mouth)
Juliet: "O Romeo! Romeo! Thou dammeth up my gullet!"
Romeo: "**** off m8 I ain't touchin dat scabby mingebox"
#39 - runescapewasgood
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(08/05/2013) [-]
**runescapewasgood rolled a random image posted in comment #5564247 at Furries **

I get shakespeare means I did his mom
#36 - commontroll
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(08/05/2013) [-]
Fun fact, villain actually meant peasant before. So they're actually calling eachother poor beggars whenever they call each other villain.

It seems as if it is the same usage as *****.
#33 - screaming
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(08/05/2013) [-]
Romeo & Juliet has some good ones, like Mercutio making fun of Tybalt.

TYBALT: Mercutio, thou consort'st with Romeo,--
MERCUTIO: Consort! what, dost thou make us minstrels? an thou make minstrels of us, look to hear nothing but discords: here's my fiddlestick; here's that shall make you dance. 'Zounds, consort!

Consort, whilst also meaning to conspire and befriend, could also be used as a musician - a minstrel - performing.
#52 to #33 - anon
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(08/05/2013) [-]
Consort can allso mean to ****. This was so widespread that in some places prostitutes were called Consorts
#25 - anon
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(08/05/2013) [-]
This is exactly why I absolutely hate the slim jims commercials that try to make fun of shakespeare. He wrote plays full of sex, murder and jokes that were way ahead of his time.
#31 to #25 - applemoose
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(08/05/2013) [-]
I dont quite believe that our time is better than shakespeare's.
#26 to #25 - amuzen
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(08/05/2013) [-]
I can't help but think being ahead of your time in the sense that you used 'your momma jokes' isn't really a compliment.
#13 - armoredfish
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(08/05/2013) [-]
My freshman literature teacher pointed out a boner joke in the Merchant of Venice once.
#76 - anon
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(08/05/2013) [-]
Really items, anons can't ******* read ******* no-no words now? **** you. ****. ****. ****. Bitch. ******. Cunt. Dick. Pussy. Bastard. Damn.
#75 - BossTamsy
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(08/05/2013) [-]
The source is Titus Andronicus. Probably Shakespeare's bloodiest work.
#46 - manirock
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(08/05/2013) [-]
Whenever I had to read Shakespeare or another poet from his era for university I would always play a basic beat in my headphones and read the poem or play like it was a rap song. It actually works pretty well
Whenever I had to read Shakespeare or another poet from his era for university I would always play a basic beat in my headphones and read the poem or play like it was a rap song. It actually works pretty well
#55 to #46 - spanishninja
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(08/05/2013) [-]
i ******* need ssauce on that gif
#38 - qpcugh
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(08/05/2013) [-]
Has anyone here seen reduced shakespeare company? I highly recommend checking them out if you havent already
#42 to #38 - anon
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(08/05/2013) [-]
I have. They're amazing. I couldn't stop laughing. ... Maybe! Maybe not!...
#37 - dullsun
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(08/05/2013) [-]
Looking back now, I'm starting to wonder HOW we got away with ditching Romeo and Juliet and doing Titus Andronicus for GCSE English.

I swear, this was everyone in the class' most annotated line just because of the sheer "I did your mum"-ness of it
#32 - anon
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(08/05/2013) [-]
Adjust thy position, wench!
Advance thyself towards a different direction!
Advance thyself towards a different direction!
#51 - grimagination
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(08/05/2013) [-]
hipster shakespeare?