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#183 - nighthawxx
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#80 - bariummanisback
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(07/31/2013) [-]
We must learn the rest of his secrets!
We must learn the rest of his secrets!
#171 - tehtrollface
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#121 - puccypirateisback **User deleted account**
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#161 to #121 - alarmdemon
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[criminal scums internally.]
#146 - fondleyou
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#148 to #146 - warioteam
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#192 - bigshowsteveo
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#175 - anon
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(07/31/2013) [-]
Whoever first replies gets to decide my username for me.
#178 to #175 - TheForbiddenOne
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(08/01/2013) [-]
How about... BikeCrash?
How about... BikeCrash?
#184 to #178 - bikecrash
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Alrighty then
#186 to #184 - TheForbiddenOne
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#188 to #186 - bikecrash
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(08/01/2013) [-]
:3
#195 to #188 - vatra
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(08/01/2013) [-]
You should make your profile pic the gif he posted with the name suggestion.
#113 - cptbarney
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(07/31/2013) [-]
There is no chance in heaven that i will remember that one next time i get busted
There is no chance in heaven that i will remember that one next time i get busted
#254 - mymiddleleg
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(08/01/2013) [-]
If you actually said that in real life you'd just get laughed at
#268 to #254 - boaterowns
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(08/01/2013) [-]
Or slapped. Or both.
#213 - synthie
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**synthie rolled a random image posted in comment #1 at Oh no.... It's corporal **

hfw
#157 - bladebites
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(07/31/2013) [-]
If a guy gives me the "I'm wired to stare at your ass excuse", I guarantee you I'll ditch him faster than he can finish the sentence. I know this is just a joke (and a funny one), I mean when people try to excuse behaving like perverted assholes with "evolution". It's true that men have quite a sex drive and all of that, and I'm not gonna flip out if you glance at my cleavage if I'm wearing a shirt that shows a lot of it. But it's common decency to not stare like an imbecile. Looking is fine, ogling is not.
#173 to #157 - superunclesam
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I get not wanting someone to stare for a long time but getting mad about someone checking you out is ******* stupid. IT IS part of evolution and nature. We all look for attributes we find sexually appealing.
#291 to #173 - bladebites
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I don't mind "checking people out", and I am guilty of it.
People interpreting what I wrote in that way is why I stressed the word ogling. I wasn't talking about looking at my butt or something, I was talking about me having a conversation with them and them literally talking to my chest.
You'd think it doesn't happen, but it very often does, and evolution is very often the excuse, hence why I wrote the comment.
I don't mean someone simply checking you out, I mean someone actually staring blatantly at you, for a rude amount of time despite you noticing or talking to them.
#160 to #157 - tomthehippie
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So you've never checked out a man (or if you are homosexual, a woman)?   
   
Yes you have. Just as you are wired so that you find certain body types attractive so is everyone else, and appreciating the view does not make you a pervert. It makes you a sexual being.   
   
Now, there is a difference between an admiring glance and leering at someone for a few minutes. There is a line that can be crossed.   
   
But getting mad at a guy because you wore tight pants and he admired your ass for three seconds is ********.   
   
Don't like it? Wear a burlap sack.
So you've never checked out a man (or if you are homosexual, a woman)?

Yes you have. Just as you are wired so that you find certain body types attractive so is everyone else, and appreciating the view does not make you a pervert. It makes you a sexual being.

Now, there is a difference between an admiring glance and leering at someone for a few minutes. There is a line that can be crossed.

But getting mad at a guy because you wore tight pants and he admired your ass for three seconds is ********.

Don't like it? Wear a burlap sack.
#292 to #160 - bladebites
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I don't mind "checking people out", and I am guilty of it.
People interpreting what I wrote in that way is why I stressed the word ogling. I wasn't talking about looking at my butt or something, I was talking about me having a conversation with them and them literally talking to my chest.
You'd think it doesn't happen, but it very often does, and evolution is very often the excuse, hence why I wrote the comment.
I don't mean someone simply checking you out, I mean someone actually staring blatantly at you, for a rude amount of time despite you noticing or talking to them.
#295 to #292 - tomthehippie
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Ok, my bad. Yes, the men who don't realize that it is polite to look people in the eye and not in the cleavage are dicks.
#300 to #295 - bladebites
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(08/01/2013) [-]
I suppose I just wasn't clear enough about in the original comment.
#205 to #160 - xheavymetalx
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(08/01/2013) [-]
It really bothers me when chicks bitch about guys staring at women and how it's perverted, and yet within the next 5 seconds they're checking out some guy's abs or w/e. Honestly to me that's just hypocrisy.
#293 to #205 - bladebites
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I don't mind "checking people out", and I am guilty of it.
People interpreting what I wrote in that way is why I stressed the word ogling. I wasn't talking about looking at my butt or something, I was talking about me having a conversation with them and them literally talking to my chest.
You'd think it doesn't happen, but it very often does, and evolution is very often the excuse, hence why I wrote the comment.
I don't mean someone simply checking you out, I mean someone actually staring blatantly at you, for a rude amount of time despite you noticing or talking to them.
#294 to #293 - xheavymetalx
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Ahh. Well in that case I can agree with you. I do find it disrespectful for someone to disregard the person and just focus on the tits or w/e. But, what can you do, eh?
#299 to #294 - bladebites
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(08/01/2013) [-]
I suppose it just wasn't clear enough in the original message. ^^;
#302 to #299 - xheavymetalx
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(08/01/2013) [-]
No problem. Although, I've never heard of anyone actually using the "evolution" excuse in real life. That's quite honestly the dumbest excuse you can give haha. But I guess there are lots of weirdos I just haven't met ._.
#303 to #302 - bladebites
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It's more common than could possibly be good for the gene pool.
I assume by the way they say it that they believe it to be flattering, but it just sounds wrong no matter how you say it.
Sometimes they're genuinely being nice and didn't realize they were being rude, that excuse just can't come out right no matter how you say it.
You could be genuinely sorry and it still sounds like "Sorry, I'm just wired to look at you like a set of walking tits."
I think the excuse itself just doesn't do people any favors.
#100 - kubrick
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(07/31/2013) [-]
Why Men Stare At Breasts Hmm... similar...
#276 - littlenish
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#305 to #276 - brokenhalf
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(08/02/2013) [-]
i...what... WHAT THE HELL?!
#312 to #305 - mkgt
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(08/17/2013) [-]
Welcome to the Internet.
#257 - themassivefail
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#128 - fuzzypickles
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(07/31/2013) [-]
god, i wish i were this smooth
#200 - sixtyeightplusone
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(08/01/2013) [-]
"Are you looking at my ass?!"
#89 - kaycie
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(07/31/2013) [-]
alpha as ****
alpha as ****
#88 - carnageboy
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#181 - pryhuss
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(08/01/2013) [-]
Oh my
Oh my
#110 - deadpeople
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(07/31/2013) [-]
he tapped dat ass.
he tapped dat ass.