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#79 - anon
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(07/31/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking. This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

Asians hide their mind reading abilities by a lot of them having completely expressionless faces so they don't accidentally show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidentally saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!
#83 to #79 - giinthir
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#89 to #83 - anon
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(07/31/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking. This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

Asians hide their mind reading abilities by a lot of them having completely expressionless faces so they don't accidentally show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidentally saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!
#90 to #89 - giinthir
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#94 to #90 - millex
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#65 - blarghagh
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(07/31/2013) [-]
oh for the love of christ, now we're reposting tumblr!
#86 to #65 - whywouldyoudothis
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(07/31/2013) [-]
I don't mean to tell you your business my good man.. But this is not something we just started doing.
#72 to #65 - biddo
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(07/31/2013) [-]
oh that poor poor horse....
#96 - minnten
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#36 - serpens
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(07/31/2013) [-]
I always thought nurse joy was a stagnation of the human race resulting in a 100% dominant gene pool
#87 - scootalooisyourgod
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(07/31/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#84 - thatotaku
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(07/31/2013) [-]
They progenate. Without men. Sort of like the Doctor's Daughter.
They progenate. Without men. Sort of like the Doctor's Daughter.
#63 - genericnewfag
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(07/31/2013) [-]
>Tumblr
#117 - maxmoefoe
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(07/31/2013) [-]
**maxmoefoe rolled a random image posted in comment #2 at The most majestic cake ever made. **
#113 - ningyoaijin
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(07/31/2013) [-]
Isn't mitosis a form of parthenogenesis?
#112 - tredbear
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(07/31/2013) [-]
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#111 - sexyhimself
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(07/31/2013) [-]
what if in an episode of pokemon we see a girl from the Joy family that isn't a nurse because she failed.....
#114 to #111 - swampertftw
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(07/31/2013) [-]
Then it would mean the world would end soon,proabably because Mewtwo and Arceus meet and...lets just say,things get personal and Arceus,unaffected by Mewtwo's attacks destroys everyone and thing
#116 to #114 - sexyhimself
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(07/31/2013) [-]
well ****
#115 to #114 - swampertftw
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(07/31/2013) [-]
Well,except for Mudkips,those things are indestructible,in fact a Swampert was sent back in time to create Arceus in which Arceus later made it
#97 - dyejordan
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(07/31/2013) [-]
**dyejordan rolls 633** <-- How many nurse joys there actually are
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#91 - anon
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(07/31/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking. This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

Asians hide their mind reading abilities by a lot of them having completely expressionless faces so they don't accidentally show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidentally saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!
#110 to #91 - afriasdelrio
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(07/31/2013) [-]
not this **** again
#75 - anon
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(07/31/2013) [-]
I though officer Jenny was the Joy's cousin
#49 - delphine
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(07/31/2013) [-]
Only cells undergo mitosis. The correct term would be "budding"
#47 - oOUnrealshrimpOo
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(07/31/2013) [-]
funnyjunk makes freddie mercury look straight
#12 - froglordy ONLINE
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(07/30/2013) [-]
Nurse joy and Officer Jenny are actually pokemon, or some sort of Human/pokemon cross breed.
#11 - lizardnigger
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(07/30/2013) [-]
I read the first part in the tune of Adam's Family
#9 - henryfordthegod
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(07/30/2013) [-]
There is a story that explains this and the officer