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#244 - ROFLKNIEF
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(07/30/2013) [-]
Good for you man, im actually in a broken condom situation right now, and shes about 2 days late, though shes underweight so its not unusual for her to have a weird schedule, but still were getting the test kit soon, wish me luck.
#225 - avatarsarefornoobs
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(07/30/2013) [-]
there have been some ****** posts lately but this...   
cool story bro wouldnt even cut it
there have been some ****** posts lately but this...
cool story bro wouldnt even cut it
#226 to #225 - DoggyBouncer [OP]
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(07/30/2013) [-]
I don't even give a **** if it's on the Front Page, I just give a **** that I'm not going to have a kid.
#229 to #226 - avatarsarefornoobs
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(07/30/2013) [-]
then go tell your facebook buddies

you know, its not your fault, its the people who thumb it up
i cant stay mad at u <3333333
#170 - xxscopemanxx
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(07/30/2013) [-]
OP's face when he convinced everyone on FJ that he has a gf.
OP's face when he convinced everyone on FJ that he has a gf.
#156 - capnwetnipples
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(07/30/2013) [-]
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my girlfriend has that three year birth control thing so i get to run in her raw
#164 to #156 - anonymousiemoo
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(07/30/2013) [-]
I'm so scared to get one of them put in..
#173 to #164 - capnwetnipples
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(07/30/2013) [-]
she said it didnt even hurt
#179 to #173 - anonymousiemoo
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(07/30/2013) [-]
I don't want to read online reviews in case they're bad hahah
#172 to #164 - mascaradick
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(07/30/2013) [-]
Right? It looks like its gonna hurt like hell and then you bleed for 3 weeks after putting it in.
#177 to #172 - anonymousiemoo
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(07/30/2013) [-]
Way to make it worse.
#181 to #177 - mascaradick
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(07/30/2013) [-]
Mhm thats why I choose to a have a stick in my arm instead much less painfull and the bleeding stop, and so does your period!
#185 to #181 - anonymousiemoo
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(07/30/2013) [-]
I got that took out last week. Made me feel **** though, depression/anxiety got worse too so I chose to have it out and try something else.
#188 to #185 - mascaradick
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(07/30/2013) [-]
My anti depressants and anti anxiety meds help work agaist it so I feel great ^^
#189 to #188 - anonymousiemoo
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(07/30/2013) [-]
I'm too scared to see the doctor for anti depressant meds
#192 to #189 - mascaradick
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(07/30/2013) [-]
so was I, until I ended up in the hospital after a suicide attempt. I regret I tryed that. But Im also glad I did, therapy and meds have gotten me a lot happier.
#190 to #156 - anon
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(07/30/2013) [-]
I got a vasectomy about 2 years ago.
#128 - mrgoodlove
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(07/30/2013) [-]
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#119 - kaslin
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(07/30/2013) [-]
Your GF face when it's negative...
Your GF face when it's negative...
#95 - thearcher
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(07/30/2013) [-]
Hoping for the same results here!
#97 to #95 - mythichyphen
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(07/30/2013) [-]
Luck to you my friend
#98 to #97 - thearcher
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(07/30/2013) [-]
My thanks to you - I'll need it!
#405 to #97 - thearcher
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(07/31/2013) [-]
Just got the results back

No baby!! I'm so relieved....
#408 to #405 - mythichyphen
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(07/31/2013) [-]
Congrats!
Congrats!
#409 to #408 - thearcher
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(07/31/2013) [-]
MFW
MFW
#410 to #409 - mythichyphen
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(07/31/2013) [-]
Dodged the bullet there
Dodged the bullet there
#1 - adolfsama **User deleted account**
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#2 to #1 - DoggyBouncer [OP]
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(07/30/2013) [-]
Consider the fact that I have. Things happen sometimes and its very scary. She was 18 days on her period and it just came back negative. I always wear condoms.
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#9 to #3 - ironlak ONLINE
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(07/30/2013) [-]
those fail too sometimes . i have the siblings to prove that fact ..
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#395 to #30 - ironlak ONLINE
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(07/31/2013) [-]
well yeah , but thats like saying having heaps of guns in your house won't stop someone from robbing it .. someone's gonna have the balls to take the risk haha .. it only takes one .
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#279 to #9 - hotsaws
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(07/30/2013) [-]
But all together it's like at-home Korean DMZ security.
#394 to #279 - ironlak ONLINE
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(07/31/2013) [-]
well thats true xD
#4 to #3 - DoggyBouncer [OP]
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(07/30/2013) [-]
Tell me about it. I'll get on it tomorrow
#23 to #2 - yulster
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(07/30/2013) [-]
Get her to get the coil... or anal...
#346 - anon
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(07/31/2013) [-]
I'm not judging those who don't, I'm just wondering if anyone else on this site does believe in abstinence until marriage.
#354 to #346 - themassivefail ONLINE
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#332 - curtt
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(07/31/2013) [-]
Im still waiting for the right time for her to take the test...congrats though
#330 - organicglory
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(07/31/2013) [-]
been there...done that...
#311 - TheSpartanHelghast
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(07/31/2013) [-]
Dude. I am hoping for the same thing. My condom ******* broke and she is on birth control but she takes some anti biotics.. She said that they shouldn't affect the birth control though... I still freaked the **** out...

**** YOU TROJAN ULTRA THINS
#347 to #311 - alreadyexiststho
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(07/31/2013) [-]
Antibiotics don't interfere with birth control. You really have nothing to worry about, as long as your girlfriend takes her pills at the same time every day without fail.
#300 - fudgeypudgey **User deleted account**
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#254 - Obscurity
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(07/30/2013) [-]
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#251 - mcmental
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(07/30/2013) [-]
You know...We can fix that...
#260 to #251 - emostrawberry
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#202 - fyourahole
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(07/30/2013) [-]
Not mine. Have fun having fun for the rest of your life, asshole.
#204 to #202 - DoggyBouncer [OP]
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(07/30/2013) [-]
Sucks for you, be smarter next time. No one to blame but yourself, **** head.
#208 to #204 - fyourahole
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(07/30/2013) [-]
PS, you're going to be an uncle.
#159 - fatoneateone
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(07/30/2013) [-]
The only good thing about your gf having her period... NOT PREGNANT

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#154 - CrimsonHazrad
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(07/30/2013) [-]
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The only good thing about never being laid is the fact that there is a ZERO percent chance of me unintentionally impregnating anybody.
#184 to #154 - zorororonoa
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(07/30/2013) [-]
No STDs either
No STDs either
#149 - KayRed
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(07/30/2013) [-]
If Scrubs taught me anything, it's to always double check a pregnancy test.
#151 to #149 - DoggyBouncer [OP]
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(07/30/2013) [-]
believe me, i did
#96 - chuffberry
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(07/30/2013) [-]
now, tell me: what did you learn?