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#364 - thetwoblackdoves (07/31/2013) [-]
**thetwoblackdoves rolled a random image posted in comment #259 at Wallpaper Thread! ** thank god, the babe coulda turned out like this
#365 to #364 - thetwoblackdoves (07/31/2013) [-]
God damn bastard cube
User avatar #333 - greensoul (07/31/2013) [-]
gratz, it probaly wasn't yours anyway
#285 - digdogfap (07/31/2013) [-]
Twas a close call OP. Just don't be a dingus in the bed now there buddy
User avatar #244 - ROFLKNIEF (07/30/2013) [-]
Good for you man, im actually in a broken condom situation right now, and shes about 2 days late, though shes underweight so its not unusual for her to have a weird schedule, but still were getting the test kit soon, wish me luck.
#225 - avatarsarefornoobs (07/30/2013) [-]
there have been some 			******		 posts lately but this...   
cool story bro wouldnt even cut it
there have been some ****** posts lately but this...
cool story bro wouldnt even cut it
User avatar #226 to #225 - DoggyBouncer (07/30/2013) [-]
I don't even give a **** if it's on the Front Page, I just give a **** that I'm not going to have a kid.
User avatar #229 to #226 - avatarsarefornoobs (07/30/2013) [-]
then go tell your facebook buddies

you know, its not your fault, its the people who thumb it up
i cant stay mad at u <3333333
#119 - kaslin (07/30/2013) [-]
Your GF face when it's negative...
Your GF face when it's negative...
#45 - endface (07/30/2013) [-]
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#42 - dedaluminus (07/30/2013) [-]
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User avatar #385 - ananamouse (07/31/2013) [-]
I want a baby...
User avatar #382 - agwd (07/31/2013) [-]
You can't get your hand pregnant dumbass
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#251 - mcmental (07/30/2013) [-]
You know...We can fix that...
#221 - kekio (07/30/2013) [-]
is her name sunny because i gave a ride to a girl in the rain who had just purchased two pregnance tests and she said they were negative when i seen her at cases
#220 - thelamalord (07/30/2013) [-]
how is this FP?
how is this FP?
User avatar #231 to #220 - DoggyBouncer (07/30/2013) [-]
Because some people can relate.
User avatar #257 to #231 - laelaps (07/30/2013) [-]
I don't know man, considering the average age and maturity level of the funnyjunk community. Something tells me only a small minority can relate
#259 to #257 - thelamalord (07/30/2013) [-]
the "Outsiders"
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#183 - ivehadworse ONLINE (07/30/2013) [-]
>content cuddling with women and sucking their tits
>never have to face this kind of issue
>feels good man
#61 - fuckedbyapony (07/30/2013) [-]
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User avatar #99 to #61 - mythichyphen (07/30/2013) [-]
Quite the dodge
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#47 - hipsophobadon (07/30/2013) [-]
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User avatar #34 - plong (07/30/2013) [-]
You guys complain about cancer on FJ. You guys, oh my god
User avatar #358 - srskate (07/31/2013) [-]
been there, done that

did not know that morning after pills make you skip a period.
User avatar #362 to #358 - bossguycumsplash (07/31/2013) [-]
Think of all the future heart attack victims you just saved with your comment.
User avatar #370 to #358 - radtroll (07/31/2013) [-]
and will mess up the period time for about three months

the condom broke one time and it didn't really get messy but just to be sure she took the pill and then she had to time her period all over again
User avatar #377 to #370 - srskate (07/31/2013) [-]
I'm curious as to how the condom breaks, those things are tough.

Although to be fair, my scare comes from not knowing how to put a condom on.
User avatar #388 to #377 - radtroll (07/31/2013) [-]
and I forgot , and not knowing how to put on a condom is really unforgivable, it's everywhere, even youtube had a lot of videos explaining it, and condoms come with instructions too lol
User avatar #393 to #388 - srskate (07/31/2013) [-]
it was my first timeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

Figured it out now of course.

Also, twas dark. I thought the condom just didn't fit.
User avatar #384 to #377 - radtroll (07/31/2013) [-]
when you unroll almost all of it, the area near tight ring at the end is not that strong, while thrusting sometimes it get pushed and it breaks near there, you dick head will still be covered, but it's not tight and sealed anymore, and any fluids (yes girl can get pregnant from precum, it has seamen sometimes) inside the condom will be squeezed out and leak out along the side and might go inside the vagina.

it's not common, it only happened to me like 5-6 times in 2 years, but it's still something you wanna check for before you finish, just give it a quick look to make sure everything is intact while changing to the last position and you'll be fine
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