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#339 - djwatawata (07/31/2013) [-]
<<<hfw when results come in
<<<hfw when results come in
#131 to #110 - anon (07/30/2013) [-]
That doesn't always prevent pregnancy.
User avatar #277 to #131 - hotsaws (07/30/2013) [-]
Better than the pull-out method.
#310 - ihaveablackfrend (07/31/2013) [-]
Game:
Think of a number 1-10
Multiply it by 2
Divide by 2
Subtract the original number

You just found how many ***** i give.
#299 - kickassbandgeek (07/31/2013) [-]
Has science gone too far?
User avatar #301 to #299 - headlesszombie ONLINE (07/31/2013) [-]
No
#256 - weenieandthebutt (07/30/2013) [-]
Even if it went wrong, I guess this could always be your solution.
#230 - alarmdemon (07/30/2013) [-]
this is fp?
User avatar #134 - bigbeaufort (07/30/2013) [-]
Well... it would be rather odd if a hand got pregnant....
#43 - ncisagentgibbs **User deleted account** (07/30/2013) [-]
HFW
HFW
#285 - digdogfap (07/31/2013) [-]
Twas a close call OP. Just don't be a dingus in the bed now there buddy
User avatar #244 - ROFLKNIEF ONLINE (07/30/2013) [-]
Good for you man, im actually in a broken condom situation right now, and shes about 2 days late, though shes underweight so its not unusual for her to have a weird schedule, but still were getting the test kit soon, wish me luck.
#170 - xxscopemanxx (07/30/2013) [-]
OP's face when he convinced everyone on FJ that he has a gf.
OP's face when he convinced everyone on FJ that he has a gf.
#156 - capnwetnipples (07/30/2013) [-]
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my girlfriend has that three year birth control thing so i get to run in her raw
#164 to #156 - anonymousiemoo (07/30/2013) [-]
I'm so scared to get one of them put in..
User avatar #173 to #164 - capnwetnipples (07/30/2013) [-]
she said it didnt even hurt
#179 to #173 - anonymousiemoo (07/30/2013) [-]
I don't want to read online reviews in case they're bad hahah
User avatar #172 to #164 - mascaradick (07/30/2013) [-]
Right? It looks like its gonna hurt like hell and then you bleed for 3 weeks after putting it in.
#177 to #172 - anonymousiemoo (07/30/2013) [-]
Way to make it worse.
User avatar #181 to #177 - mascaradick (07/30/2013) [-]
Mhm thats why I choose to a have a stick in my arm instead much less painfull and the bleeding stop, and so does your period!
#185 to #181 - anonymousiemoo (07/30/2013) [-]
I got that took out last week. Made me feel **** though, depression/anxiety got worse too so I chose to have it out and try something else.
User avatar #188 to #185 - mascaradick (07/30/2013) [-]
My anti depressants and anti anxiety meds help work agaist it so I feel great ^^
#189 to #188 - anonymousiemoo (07/30/2013) [-]
I'm too scared to see the doctor for anti depressant meds
User avatar #192 to #189 - mascaradick (07/30/2013) [-]
so was I, until I ended up in the hospital after a suicide attempt. I regret I tryed that. But Im also glad I did, therapy and meds have gotten me a lot happier.
#190 to #156 - anon (07/30/2013) [-]
I got a vasectomy about 2 years ago.
#128 - mrgoodlove (07/30/2013) [-]
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#119 - kaslin (07/30/2013) [-]
Your GF face when it's negative...
Your GF face when it's negative...
#45 - endface (07/30/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
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User avatar #2 to #1 - DoggyBouncer (07/30/2013) [-]
Consider the fact that I have. Things happen sometimes and its very scary. She was 18 days on her period and it just came back negative. I always wear condoms.
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User avatar #9 to #3 - ironlak (07/30/2013) [-]
those fail too sometimes . i have the siblings to prove that fact ..
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User avatar #395 to #30 - ironlak (07/31/2013) [-]
well yeah , but thats like saying having heaps of guns in your house won't stop someone from robbing it .. someone's gonna have the balls to take the risk haha .. it only takes one .
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User avatar #279 to #9 - hotsaws (07/30/2013) [-]
But all together it's like at-home Korean DMZ security.
User avatar #394 to #279 - ironlak (07/31/2013) [-]
well thats true xD
User avatar #4 to #3 - DoggyBouncer (07/30/2013) [-]
Tell me about it. I'll get on it tomorrow
User avatar #23 to #2 - yulster (07/30/2013) [-]
Get her to get the coil... or anal...
#169 - littleolmask (07/30/2013) [-]
>girlfriend
>funnyjunk
Pick one
User avatar #171 to #169 - WhiteCrayon (07/30/2013) [-]
I'd pick Grilfriend, but I don't have one so in the mean time....
#213 - ellenrimbauer (07/30/2013) [-]
Fantastic for you
Fantastic for you
#223 to #213 - thelamalord (07/30/2013) [-]
i miss that show
i miss that show
#224 to #223 - ellenrimbauer (07/30/2013) [-]
So do I, it had everything.
So do I, it had everything.
#227 to #224 - thelamalord (07/30/2013) [-]
and the worest part is the barly anyone knows about it anymore
#233 to #227 - ellenrimbauer (07/30/2013) [-]
Too true, more should know about it.  Especially the movie, that was one of the strangest but awesome thing I've seen for a while.
Too true, more should know about it. Especially the movie, that was one of the strangest but awesome thing I've seen for a while.
#261 to #233 - thelamalord (07/30/2013) [-]
aaaaahhhh the goldenage of MTV
#268 to #261 - ellenrimbauer (07/30/2013) [-]
MTV?   
   
I thought it was only on Comedy Central
MTV?

I thought it was only on Comedy Central
#272 to #268 - thelamalord (07/30/2013) [-]
well i live in denmark and it was on there 2. we dont have comedy central here
well i live in denmark and it was on there 2. we dont have comedy central here
#273 to #272 - ellenrimbauer (07/30/2013) [-]
Ah, that sucks.     
   
Comedy Central has some awesome shows on there.
Ah, that sucks.

Comedy Central has some awesome shows on there.
User avatar #106 - lordvimless (07/30/2013) [-]
dont be daft
wrap your shaft
#108 to #106 - anon (07/30/2013) [-]
don't be silly
wrap your willy
#111 to #108 - anon (07/30/2013) [-]
NO LOVE
NO GLOVE
User avatar #112 to #111 - lordvimless (07/30/2013) [-]
Put it in a wrapper before you attack her.
User avatar #113 to #112 - lordvimless (07/30/2013) [-]
Don't make a mistake, cover your snake
User avatar #114 to #113 - lordvimless (07/30/2013) [-]
Don't be a fool, wrap your tool.
User avatar #116 to #114 - lordvimless (07/30/2013) [-]
Don't be silly, protect your willy.
When in doubt, shroud your spout.
Don't be a loner, cover your boner.
You can't go wrong if you shield your dong.
If you're not going to sack it, go home and whack it.
Cover your stump before you hump.
Before you attack her, wrap your wrapper.
If you think she's spunky, cover your monkey.
If you slip between her thighs, be sure to condomize.
She won't get sick if you wrap your dick.
If you go into heat, package your meat.
Especially in December, gift wrap your member.
Don't be a fool, vulcanize your tool.
The right selection! Protect your erection.
Wrap it in foil before checking her oil.
If you really love her, wear a cover.
Don't make a mistake! Muzzle your snake.
Sex is cleaner with a packaged weiner.
Never deck her with an unwrapped pecker.
If you can't shield your rocket, leave it in your pocket.
No glove, No love.
Don't be in such a jiffy, cover your stiffy.
lets see if you learn
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