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#153 - nemesisx
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(07/29/2013) [-]
I did it and she said yes, best year of my life so far
#169 to #153 - ROTFLcopter **User deleted account**
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(07/29/2013) [-]
2 years for me, in 5 days
#106 - Dap
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(07/29/2013) [-]
I hate when funnyjunk talks about women. Every top comment "ugh i'm such a beta. I can't get a girl"
#107 to #106 - sparkyoneonetwo
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(07/29/2013) [-]
you mean the internet right??
#4 - tophtastic
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(07/28/2013) [-]
#56 - rubeusfagrid
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(07/29/2013) [-]
We went on two-three dates after having been friends for a year or so, and out of the blue she said she couldn't be with me for reasons unknown, but not a day goes by without her texting me, or telling me that she misses me. She's confusing.   
   
she tells me she's depending on me but still.... I feel like a doormat. What do?   
   
i just needed to vent a little..
We went on two-three dates after having been friends for a year or so, and out of the blue she said she couldn't be with me for reasons unknown, but not a day goes by without her texting me, or telling me that she misses me. She's confusing.

she tells me she's depending on me but still.... I feel like a doormat. What do?

i just needed to vent a little..
#57 to #56 - certifiedidiot
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(07/29/2013) [-]
Ask her to make up her bloody mind.

That **** sounds almost as bad as being dumped and her not wanting you to see other girls.
#59 to #57 - rubeusfagrid
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(07/29/2013) [-]
It can be described as a marriage, just without the physical part....
#58 to #57 - rubeusfagrid
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(07/29/2013) [-]
That's just the thing... I believe that's what is going on too....
I'm just afraid i'm gonna get the wrong answer.... do i try to fish around.... make her a little jealous or what..
#67 to #58 - creepyunclebob
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(07/29/2013) [-]
Don't play ******* games with her, try to get the right answer out of her and move on if you can't.
#76 to #58 - certifiedidiot
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(07/29/2013) [-]
Even if you don't get the answer you wanted, it was still that answer the entire damn time, so choose, absolution or ignorant bliss.

Just say it's a bloody frustration as to what is going on between you two because you don't know what the hell is going on, so ask for her to explain this dickery and tell her she's more than welcome to make a powerpoint presentation if needed.

Maybe not those words but you get the jist of it.
#28 - hydromatic
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(07/29/2013) [-]
The result would be the same.
#16 - thedarkestrogue
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(07/28/2013) [-]
You're equating us to IE?
Thats cruel man. Thats just ******* mean.
We're not that useless are we?
#144 to #16 - anon
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(07/29/2013) [-]
We're also not that slow.

well.. most of us aren't that slow.
#10 - skysailor
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(07/28/2013) [-]
This is probably the most motivating statement for people to summon up some courage.
#8 - Crusader
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(07/28/2013) [-]
The lightbulb
it didn't **** up
#9 to #8 - manformen
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(07/28/2013) [-]
- don' t
- can' t
#122 to #8 - fjlightbulb
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(07/29/2013) [-]
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and was In it, we Hm for a laugh. nuke Imus. smile because
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#13 to #8 - kaffedk
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(07/28/2013) [-]
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#15 to #8 - anon
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(07/28/2013) [-]
Like the other thousand times it hasn't ****** up?
#224 - fabelousnagger
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(07/29/2013) [-]
another one of these threads? old hate vs explorer, IT is not that bad as it was before

but old hate never changes...so why bother?
#239 to #224 - ipostfunny
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(07/29/2013) [-]
Invalid argument!
#252 to #239 - fabelousnagger
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(07/29/2013) [-]
so I must repeat....old hate on old version beat the dead horse, as most have not even tried the newer version and don't know what they talk about
#263 to #252 - mossycabbages
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(07/29/2013) [-]
Most people just had a crap experience with IE in the past and dropped it, and still **** on it on that merit alone. It's understandable, but I do agree that the new IE is alright, but still needs some work.
#198 - maxmoefoe
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(07/29/2013) [-]
**maxmoefoe rolled a random image posted in comment #692877 at Anime & Manga - anime shows, anime games, anime art, manga ** Poor little guy
#188 - grandmabetty
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(07/29/2013) [-]
I really don't see why people say 'deuueugh IE is *****. It's not the best browser, no, but it's not the worst browser. Firefox has become increasingly **** over the years and Safari is just a heap of wanky badly configured Apple ******** they try to pester you into installing, just like iTunes. Why you would want Safari on your Windows PC is unknown, probably because you're a closet Apple fanboy.

I've even noticed now that every time you update Adobe Flash Player in any browser that isn't Chrome, it forces you to install Chrome on your machine. I don't care as much about this because I keep Chrome as a 'backup browser', but what if somebody doesn't want Chrome at all? It's just unnecessary bloatware in that case. Clearly one of Google's tactics to try and take over the world. And remember that patronising Super Sync Sports game Google did and straight up called your browser 'not modern' if you tried to play it in a non-Chrome browser? You can't get more cunty than that.
#185 - loodee
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(07/29/2013) [-]
newest IE isn't that bad
#167 - stavIIIiii
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(07/29/2013) [-]
Am I the only one that didn't friendzone IE?    
I got to say its going pretty smooth so far
Am I the only one that didn't friendzone IE?
I got to say its going pretty smooth so far
#146 - endofgods
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(07/29/2013) [-]
but by that logic it will end the same way too
#118 - feelythefeel ONLINE
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(07/29/2013) [-]
What's worse, IE is objectively inferior. We're all just wimps.
#95 - calawesome
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(07/29/2013) [-]
**calawesome rolled a random image posted in comment #3218771 at Friendly ** MFW I'm using IE right now.
#90 - HumbertoL
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(07/29/2013) [-]
Ya know. Internet Explorer might not be great, but if it asks enough people, someone will eventually click yes.
Ya know. Internet Explorer might not be great, but if it asks enough people, someone will eventually click yes.
#98 to #90 - blacklightsun ONLINE
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(07/29/2013) [-]
Like buying winRAR...   
Eventually someone will do it...   
gif kinda urelated.
Like buying winRAR...
Eventually someone will do it...
gif kinda urelated.
#102 to #98 - luthervonappledorf
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(07/29/2013) [-]
I did. And PowerISO. They're really handy to have a proper disk of for whenever I get a new PC.
#44 - arnoldnorris
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(07/29/2013) [-]
>it's automatic with most windows computers
>Internet explorer have raped me
>Go rape women
#37 - daryldixon
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(07/29/2013) [-]
It's not that hard to ask a girl out.
#74 to #37 - pivotmasterdm
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(07/29/2013) [-]
Getting her to say yes is the real trick.
#33 - hellsjester ONLINE
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(07/29/2013) [-]
MFW i try but only non language comes out