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#329 - Jbonevan
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(07/29/2013) [-]
May not be agreed with but my opinion.
May not be agreed with but my opinion.
#247 - Her
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(07/29/2013) [-]
This is basically saying ''I'm too stupid to understand cats because they are more subtle than dogs and it's their fault."   
1. Of course there's a wrong way to rub a cat. There's a wrong way to rub any animal. How would you like it if someone vigorously shook their hand all throughout your hair in all directions? I've rubbed many cats' fur 'the wrong way' (as in going against the hair's direction of growth) and unless you furiously try to rub their skin off, they generally don't give a ****.   
2. They're not dogs. You don't wag your tail when you're happy either, do you? I'm sorry things aren't as simple as you want.   
3. They are if you aren't such a twat to them. And they're generally loners. Unlike dogs, they don't feel the need to recognize you as a pack leader and bow to your every command. It's not as personal as you think.   
4. A larger tongue? Really? I feel I don't need to address that.   
5. Considering how stubborn cats are, since they don't depend on you for guidance, you are damn lucky you don't need to potty train them. Is a litter-box really something to bitch about? Really?   
6. This one I can agree with. But that's what dogs are for. Cats weren't bred to play.   
7. Um...   
8. They are trainable, actually. They're just nothing like dogs. So stop comparing them already.   
9. Because then they would look like deranged dogs? I could explain why they have short snouts to begin with, but I know nobody cares.   
10. Yeah. Great. More annoying sounds.   
   
   
TL;DR   
I wouldn't read it either.   
Just get a dog if you can't handle a cat.
This is basically saying ''I'm too stupid to understand cats because they are more subtle than dogs and it's their fault."
1. Of course there's a wrong way to rub a cat. There's a wrong way to rub any animal. How would you like it if someone vigorously shook their hand all throughout your hair in all directions? I've rubbed many cats' fur 'the wrong way' (as in going against the hair's direction of growth) and unless you furiously try to rub their skin off, they generally don't give a ****.
2. They're not dogs. You don't wag your tail when you're happy either, do you? I'm sorry things aren't as simple as you want.
3. They are if you aren't such a twat to them. And they're generally loners. Unlike dogs, they don't feel the need to recognize you as a pack leader and bow to your every command. It's not as personal as you think.
4. A larger tongue? Really? I feel I don't need to address that.
5. Considering how stubborn cats are, since they don't depend on you for guidance, you are damn lucky you don't need to potty train them. Is a litter-box really something to bitch about? Really?
6. This one I can agree with. But that's what dogs are for. Cats weren't bred to play.
7. Um...
8. They are trainable, actually. They're just nothing like dogs. So stop comparing them already.
9. Because then they would look like deranged dogs? I could explain why they have short snouts to begin with, but I know nobody cares.
10. Yeah. Great. More annoying sounds.


TL;DR
I wouldn't read it either.
Just get a dog if you can't handle a cat.
#278 to #247 - grimsho
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(07/29/2013) [-]
Why do they only have short snouts?
#285 to #247 - idntnoausername
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(07/29/2013) [-]
Your username explains all the bitching.
Your username explains all the bitching.
#297 to #247 - kikkelikeiju
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(07/29/2013) [-]
What´s the matter, you on your period or something? Or is it just really THAT hard for you to take a joke?
Here is a hint for you:
There are ********* of different people and opinions on the Internet and if you´re gonna take every opinion so seriously or as a personal insult, you´re gonna have a bad time. This content is a comic made by collegeHUMOR. As in it´s a joke. Not a crusade against cats or catlovers.
If you don´t find it funny, move along.
#266 to #247 - Endofzeeworld
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(07/29/2013) [-]
Someone can't take a ******* joke.
#273 to #247 - buttgauges
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(07/29/2013) [-]
#18 - afrodemon
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(07/28/2013) [-]
my cat loves when i come home, it even comes to greet me
#330 - lemurlemur
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(07/29/2013) [-]
**** this i like cats for the very reason people dont like them
#305 - nopenotme
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(07/29/2013) [-]
I'm ashamed to say I didn't see it coming until right after I read number 9.
#213 - alhemicar
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(07/29/2013) [-]
best pet
#232 to #213 - theawesomeguy
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(07/29/2013) [-]
my pet trantula's cage is right above me on a shelf above my computer
#235 to #232 - alhemicar
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(07/29/2013) [-]
they're awesome, I'm gonna get one when my parents move out.
#240 to #235 - theawesomeguy
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(07/29/2013) [-]
what?
#283 to #240 - alhemicar
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(07/29/2013) [-]
We're living in a 3 floor house, after I finish college they're gonna move to the first floor.
Figures, what should they do with 2 empty floors?
#217 to #213 - Shitthatscrazy
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(07/29/2013) [-]
Your pets got a big NOPE on it
#237 to #217 - sparkyoneonetwo
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(07/29/2013) [-]
i'm going to get one of them and name him nope
#239 to #237 - Shitthatscrazy
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#218 to #217 - alhemicar
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(07/29/2013) [-]
I guess you can say...

**** that's crazy!
best jokester ftw
#219 to #218 - Shitthatscrazy
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(07/29/2013) [-]
#146 - turbodoosh
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(07/29/2013) [-]
Train your cat like you would a dog from the day it is born and viola you have a cool cat.
#110 - lennny
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(07/29/2013) [-]
''Wouldn't it be great if you vould just look at their tail and tell their emotions?''

Actually, you can...
Tail up = Greeting, being friendly
Trashing tail = Angry, excited
Stiff tail = Unsure
Quivering = Very pleased to see you

And so on.
#38 - xplosevdiarrhea
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(07/28/2013) [-]
Dog's life isn't always so cheerful. Sad Dog Diary
#3 - anon
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(07/28/2013) [-]
yes because barking is an improvement...
#32 to #3 - yourlifesucks
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#6 to #3 - drewbridge
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(07/28/2013) [-]
Don't be a butthurt ******, you're just mad because they'll give you away when you break into ****   
   
pic related, it's a dog sweet as hell ************ ninja skills
Don't be a butthurt ******, you're just mad because they'll give you away when you break into ****

pic related, it's a dog sweet as hell ************ ninja skills
#354 to #6 - cabbagemayhem
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(07/29/2013) [-]
Those are pretty good ninja skills for a dog.
Those are pretty good ninja skills for a dog.
#117 to #3 - droop
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(07/29/2013) [-]
It is because if someone breaks into your house, the cat's gonna rub against them and meow while a dog will probably wake you up barking.   
So yeah, it is.   
I probably worded that weird but you get what I mean.
It is because if someone breaks into your house, the cat's gonna rub against them and meow while a dog will probably wake you up barking.
So yeah, it is.
I probably worded that weird but you get what I mean.
#236 to #117 - maltionthefurry
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(07/29/2013) [-]
I dont know what cats you've had but all the cats I've had? If they dont know the person they hiss ******* LOUDLY to get my attention and the only way to settle my cat down is to like, pat the dude/gal on the shoulder.
#349 to #117 - cabbagemayhem
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(07/29/2013) [-]
Little dogs will put your ears out barking at nothing 15 times a day, every day of your life. Way too much maintenance for a burglar alarm, in my opinion.
Little dogs will put your ears out barking at nothing 15 times a day, every day of your life. Way too much maintenance for a burglar alarm, in my opinion.
#347 - ilikeligers
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(07/29/2013) [-]
I would hate it if I had to take my cat outside to use the restroom.
#340 - rrack
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(07/29/2013) [-]
the guy that made this went to my highschool
#360 to #340 - lacklusterpelican
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(07/29/2013) [-]
pruf?
#268 - admiralamory **User deleted account**
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#229 - welcometoatl
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(07/29/2013) [-]
I'm sorry, It appears to me that you have yet to watch this video.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=TyXJ1sAQtaY
#245 to #229 - jalthelas
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(07/29/2013) [-]
You're a beautiful person for sharing that.




Here's a token of my gratitude: a heart-felt scene depicting a young Creeper bonding with his father.
#111 - hydromatic
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(07/29/2013) [-]
Uuuuuh, i don't like how you highlighted that part of the sentence OP.
#134 to #111 - khgjhjhgkj
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#94 - nomade
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(07/28/2013) [-]
I must say it is alot of work with a dog.
But i still love those *************.
#49 - drtrousersnake
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(07/28/2013) [-]
cats don't shove there toys in your face at 3 AM because they are bored.
#57 to #49 - vatra
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(07/28/2013) [-]
Nope, they shove dead mice.
#62 to #57 - drtrousersnake
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(07/28/2013) [-]
my cat left a bird in one of those cuisine art mixers once
#66 to #62 - vatra
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(07/28/2013) [-]
Nice, our cat dropped a bloodied pretending to be dead mouse on my mom's stomach. The mouse then got up and ran away. Mom screamed loud enough to wake the neighborhood.
#60 to #49 - Durricane **User deleted account**
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(07/28/2013) [-]
You're right, they shove their ass.. at least mine does/
#46 - amateriandarknut
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(07/28/2013) [-]
So... you want a pet that will quite literally be your bitch, rather than a companion with individual preferences and independent thought? Then get a dog, because being your slave is a bit much to ask from an animal that instinctively doesn't hang around in a pack. Frankly, the fact that they want to be around humans at all is a sign that they care about you.
#86 to #46 - daentraya
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(07/28/2013) [-]
I had a cat once. We didnt choose to take her in, she just kinda forced her way into to our hearts by refusing to stay away. She was a majestic cat. We then had to find a new home for her, an got a more talkative and completely friendly cat. As a devout servant of my feline overlords, their approval means much to me, and it spreads their feline glory and happiness onto me
#100 to #46 - kompleteciller
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(07/29/2013) [-]
if thats what you think dogs are like you have never had a dog you one sided little bitch
#69 to #46 - austinmb **User deleted account**
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(07/28/2013) [-]
dogs arent slaves they are loyal companions that are alot more useful then a ******* cat
#41 - snakefire
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(07/28/2013) [-]
Cats do wag their tail to convey emotion. It just means the exact opposite as dogs.
#8 - Shramin
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(07/28/2013) [-]
Cat gets caught barking by a human and resumes meowing
#34 to #8 - anon
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(07/28/2013) [-]
ruff ruff, (********!!) i mean, meow :3
i love that video