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#184 - holyshihtzu
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(07/28/2013) [-]
Dooooooooood, I ******* haaaaaaaaate this contradiction. I have a general fear of vomiting and this is why I'm so skinny. I call it good before I'm even considered full, or I won't even eat because I'm starving and the stomach pains hinder me from going all NOMNOMNOM on stuff.
#132 - thebeatlesfan
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(07/28/2013) [-]
I decided to go play some basketball on an empty stomach once. I played for a good 2-3 hours and drank a ton of water. Worst. Stomach ache. Ever.
#128 - imonaboatman
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(07/28/2013) [-]
I have this condition where I can't sleep because I'm hungry, but when I eat, I can't sleep because I'm full.
#146 to #128 - RemNinja
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(07/28/2013) [-]
That's weird. For me, when I eat food, I'm always exhausted after. I have to be careful drinking coffee even because it'll make me drowsy, and it's part of why I don't eat breakfast.
#158 to #146 - tyroneisanigger
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(07/28/2013) [-]
I have the same thing. After I drink a beverage with an excessive amount of caffeine I feel a little tired and sleepy afterwards.
Red bull tastes pretty damn good though.
#155 to #146 - sunskrythewolfie
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(07/28/2013) [-]
****** Food Comas
#94 - dedaluminus
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(07/28/2013) [-]
Has an amazing immune system, hasn't had the flu or a cold in more than ten years

Immune system so overzealous that it killed my kidneys dead in less than a month just cause it could

**** you, body.
#102 to #94 - ButtonFly
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(07/28/2013) [-]
Sorry about your kidneys, man.   
   
I hold a similar tale"   
Had an amazing immunity system, never been sick with a cold for more than twenty-four hours, 100% attendance in school.   
Somehow contract walking pneumonia.   
Immune system goes bonkers and attacks the pneumonia with everything it's got.   
Immune system instead pushes the offending bacteria across the blood-brain barrier, consequentially developing a neurological disorder.   
Immune system commits suicide, I guess out of shame.   
I now had a neurological disorder for the past four years and a mere cold can knock me out for two weeks.
Sorry about your kidneys, man.

I hold a similar tale"
Had an amazing immunity system, never been sick with a cold for more than twenty-four hours, 100% attendance in school.
Somehow contract walking pneumonia.
Immune system goes bonkers and attacks the pneumonia with everything it's got.
Immune system instead pushes the offending bacteria across the blood-brain barrier, consequentially developing a neurological disorder.
Immune system commits suicide, I guess out of shame.
I now had a neurological disorder for the past four years and a mere cold can knock me out for two weeks.
#103 to #102 - dedaluminus
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(07/28/2013) [-]
**** like this is why I propose that one of two things is true.
A: God doesn't exist
B: God is just a terrible engineer, holy ****, where do I file the bug reports
#139 to #103 - spanishninja
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(07/28/2013) [-]
EA has a better customer support.
#106 to #103 - ButtonFly
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(07/28/2013) [-]
When I was in the hospital for the first time I decided God gets bored a lot so he arbitrarily puts random people in incredibly difficult and dangerous situations then keeps pushing them until they give up and take their own life.
It's all a game to Him and I've accepted the challenge to spite him.

I imagine it to be a lot like Sims. You get bored so you mess with the little Sim family until they perish in some fashion.
#107 to #106 - dedaluminus
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(07/28/2013) [-]
Why did he put the dick next to the asshole, nobody should put a waste treatment plant next to the amusement park

it's like he never played sim city
#142 to #107 - jldragon
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(07/28/2013) [-]
Your asshole is at the bottom-most part of your body without extending your intestines down through your feet. At the same time, your junk is where it is for heat regulation as well as getting rid of urine.

Unless you've never pissed, the dick is a waste treatment plant as well.... there's no God or "He" about it.
#171 - harrywarden
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(07/28/2013) [-]
Happens to me every now and then, I hate it.
#165 - kriischaan
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(07/28/2013) [-]
**kriischaan rolled a random image posted in comment #81 at Dat rib ! **
#163 - hundrings
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(07/28/2013) [-]
It's so weird when you can hear yourself saying "I really need to eat something, or else I'll throw up".

sick world..
#162 - thenikohero
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(07/28/2013) [-]
Actually it happend to me yesterday
#153 - buddyxl
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(07/28/2013) [-]
Every ******* morning -____-
#149 - strangemoo
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(07/28/2013) [-]
Yep. Whenever I wake up late I get that feeling.
#56 - kaycie
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(07/28/2013) [-]
Whenever this happens to me I always say to myself "Okay! Perfect time to start eating healthy, I definitely wont want the first thing I eat to be junk food!"
It never works
#8 - chrolt
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(07/27/2013) [-]
The worst I know is when I get past that point and then eat my way up to it again.
#182 - anon
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(07/28/2013) [-]
drink some sugarwater
#152 - bdowns
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(07/28/2013) [-]
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#138 - kathuzada
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(07/28/2013) [-]
No, I am not anorexic
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#71 - vortexrain
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(07/28/2013) [-]
What about not eating for so long that you don't even feel hungry. You just have a weird feeling in your stomach.
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#47 - durkadurka ONLINE
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(07/28/2013) [-]
All of the times.

Sometimes I skip a meal and then get tired because I haven't eaten. The problem is that I'm too tired to get up and make something.
#4 - sinery
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(07/27/2013) [-]
No, I have never turned into a little bitch.
#5 to #4 - anon
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(07/27/2013) [-]
You're exempt, fat ***** don't get this problem.