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#226 - easternigguh
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(07/25/2013) [-]
>Civ 5
>Play as Bismark because **** yeah germany
>Everything going peaceful
>Montezuma starts bitching
>Denounces me
>*****************.rar
>Declare war
>Find out all his cities exept his capital are on tiny islands with no land to improve
>All his units are 2 tiers below mine
>Steamrolling
#225 - iamchicken
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(07/25/2013) [-]
>playing civ revolution as Rome (i didn't have any other civ at the time)   
>Start as the only nation on a huge ass island   
>send scouts and ships all over the world and establish 2 allies England and Germany   
>build a massive ******* army and navy   
>asses the world   
>it's all peaceful and China is about to go to space   
>************.jpg   
>Have a nuke and decide this will be a fairly nice way to kick this off   
>nuke the **** out of them   
>mass land/air/sea invasion   
>within 5 turns china and all their bros are wrapped up in fighting   
>England and Germany join in   
>World War 3 basically   
>Nations fall in this order China India Japan Greece and Inca   
>Betray England and Germany    
>Wipe them out with in 14 turns   
>MFW i forget about russia and they attack me with a pleb army    
>Destroy them and win.
>playing civ revolution as Rome (i didn't have any other civ at the time)
>Start as the only nation on a huge ass island
>send scouts and ships all over the world and establish 2 allies England and Germany
>build a massive ******* army and navy
>asses the world
>it's all peaceful and China is about to go to space
>************.jpg
>Have a nuke and decide this will be a fairly nice way to kick this off
>nuke the **** out of them
>mass land/air/sea invasion
>within 5 turns china and all their bros are wrapped up in fighting
>England and Germany join in
>World War 3 basically
>Nations fall in this order China India Japan Greece and Inca
>Betray England and Germany
>Wipe them out with in 14 turns
>MFW i forget about russia and they attack me with a pleb army
>Destroy them and win.
#11 - isuckdickformoney
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(07/25/2013) [-]
i truely love this game. steam id : jackhiggins1388
if anyone wants to play sometime
#12 to #11 - drjake
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(07/25/2013) [-]
No
#222 - impaledsandwich
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(07/25/2013) [-]
>Test of Time scenario with historical starts
>Be Germany
>Expand a bit in Europe, but mostly just stay put
>Discover France has the only iron for hundreds of miles
>Conquer France in five turns or so
>**** France
>**** Poland too
>I invade them
>They're actually competent and drag out the wars for a while, but I win
>At some point I pissed off Turkistan
>They keep sending cavalry hundreds of miles to get me
>When they arrive, I just ask for peace
>Now my rivals are Hungary and Turkistan, but Hungary is actually a threat
>1783
>In the middle of a war against the Celts in Switzerland and Italy to get saltpeter
>At some point I pissed off China, which has tanks and such
>China and India started off as superpowers and stayed that way
>China sends a spy to my capital, but he's caught
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>Send a spy to Peking, he's caught
>China declares war
>******.reich
#223 to #222 - impaledsandwich
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(07/25/2013) [-]
>I immediately bribe India (another superpower) to declare war on China
>Next two turns go by normally with me mobilizing
>Suddenly, stuff starts happening
>whentheleveebreaks.zep
>India and China start calling in allies, their allies call in other allies, I call in allies, my allies call in allies...
>Within a couple of turns, the entire world is at war
>Next few centuries are a blur of countless declarations of war, peace treaties, embargoes, you name it
>At one point I was at war with every country on Earth
>Maybe a few points
>1963
>Germany now rules between Newfoundland and Moscow, and from Norway to Congo
>China controls the whole Asian coast and some of India
>India extends west to Egypt
>Empires fell over 280 years because China pissed me off
>Turns now take a full five minutes to process
>War is hell
#206 - keeganembry **User deleted account**
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(07/25/2013) [-]
How do you upload gifs and download them, I am thoroughly confused.
#175 - isuckdickformoney
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(07/25/2013) [-]
anyone want to play sometime ?
think we should have a funnyjunk games night .
steam id : jackhiggins1388
#162 - theygotgrapedrink
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(07/25/2013) [-]
Civ 2 will always be the best in my book
#153 - anon
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(07/25/2013) [-]
Tropico 3 and 4 are better.
#139 - BossTamsy
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(07/25/2013) [-]
Ah, I was more of an Alpha Centauri fan
#127 - verby
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(07/25/2013) [-]
Civ 4 thread. What Civ does everyone use. I generally play as Stalin of Russia
#140 to #127 - randomserb
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(07/25/2013) [-]
Whoever I'm given. Though I love to play as Mao because when you zoom in on a city playing as Mao you hear the Civ III medieval oriental soundtrack.
#120 - nortledrones
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#111 - randomserb
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(07/25/2013) [-]
Civ III had the awesomest musics.
#114 to #111 - randomserb
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(07/25/2013) [-]
Also I hope Civ VI is more like Civ IV but with hexes.
#122 to #114 - verby
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(07/25/2013) [-]
Yeah, the tactics in Civ 5 weren't all that great
#137 to #122 - randomserb
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(07/25/2013) [-]
The game mechanics were kind of dumbed down in comparison to previous Civ games, so I've never actually played a game of Civ V beyond the classical era. Whenever I decided to give it another go I'd end up disappointed.
Hexes are better than squares though, in my opinion. They eliminate the movement issue whereby moving two tiles east equals moving one north-east and consequently one south-east. What I'm also hoping for is a civic that fixes borders, and stops culture shifts from altering them unless they are fought over or unless they rebel.
#70 - nonathan ONLINE
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(07/25/2013) [-]
I swear in Civ 4 when it would say ghandi adopted slavery, I about died.
#68 - oosulley
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#60 - Yojimbo
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(07/25/2013) [-]
Sid Meier's Pirates was always my favorite
#67 to #60 - phantomi
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(07/25/2013) [-]
Agreed ^^
#54 - nITE
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(07/25/2013) [-]
I usually just kill anything that tells me no in games like Civilization
#52 - udo
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(07/25/2013) [-]
dear christ the lightbulb is undergoing exorcism
#49 - sidathon
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(07/25/2013) [-]
lol wait 'till he wakes up
#44 - azraelthemage
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(07/25/2013) [-]
I played the demo of Civ 5. Really liked it. Wish I didn't forget about the steam sale. I would've bought the gold edition.
#28 - generaljosh
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(07/25/2013) [-]
Hells yeah, civ IV is best civ
I haven't found any mods for V comparable to the greatest ones for IV

I'd prefer to have zebra cyborg riders over hexagonal tiles anyday