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#169 - anon
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(07/25/2013) [-]
I didn't know I wanted that until now...
#158 - dolphinwing
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(07/25/2013) [-]
I love you David Bowie penis.. here's a good one
#147 - kiingofaces
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(07/25/2013) [-]
hmmm.....I would just because it doesn't morph when having sex
Also I can masterbate while letting him sign autographs
#140 - buttinspecter
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(07/25/2013) [-]
Am I still able to strock David Bowie and cum?
#138 - anon
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(07/25/2013) [-]
If I am both intelligent and strong/muscular I'm fairly sure random women can replace masturbating
#132 - therealslimdavey
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#117 - shadowstepone
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(07/25/2013) [-]
if it still feels like masturbating, then **** yeah.
#115 - anon
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(07/25/2013) [-]
Dude i would love having a david bowie dick
#113 - theturtletrolley
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#93 - TimBisley
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(07/25/2013) [-]
I'd press it, then try and convince it to sing Life on Mars and Rebel Rebel with me
#91 - bobbybobwob
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#86 - weirdvintagegirl
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(07/24/2013) [-]
david bowie's the **** though who would be upset with that
#83 - themaskedgamer
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(07/24/2013) [-]
Only when I masturbate. So with a high IQ I'm guaranteed a good job and with a good job comes good money and with good money comes shallow bitches. I won't even need to masturbate.
#75 - ferferlam
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(07/24/2013) [-]
Why would I need to masturbate? I would have super strength.
#62 - mirkee
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(07/24/2013) [-]
i'd hit it since i'd be inteligent and strong, i'd have girl, so i wouldn't have to masturbate
#59 - anon
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(07/24/2013) [-]
noise canceling headphones n dont look down
#48 - ihatem
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(07/24/2013) [-]
If you're still masturbating with an IQ of 180 and ripped, you probably don't have an IQ of 180
#28 - anon
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(07/24/2013) [-]
so it turns into David Bowie if I try and masturbate but not if I have sex?

I'm ok with that.
#21 - flufflepuff
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(07/24/2013) [-]
if you're that strong and that smart, you can figure out how to **** some bitches everytime you get horny.
#15 - darksideofthebeast
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(07/24/2013) [-]
Yes.
Mind over penis.