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#39 - iamlying
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(07/24/2013) [-]
What's the bad part?
#150 - lunchboxxxx
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(07/25/2013) [-]
this has been my favorite, because i would push that button in a heartbeat
#156 to #150 - skinless
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(07/25/2013) [-]
dude i'd ******* push the button, like dude who wouldn't?
#170 to #150 - anon
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(07/25/2013) [-]
Hmm... I do all the things Death does apparetly.

I AM DEATH, FEAR ME, MORTALS!
#111 - karmasmusician
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(07/25/2013) [-]
...I love David Bowie. I'd be a fool not to push the button. Private concerts.
#112 to #111 - cthumoo
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(07/25/2013) [-]
That was just fantastic...
#95 - srskate
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(07/25/2013) [-]
I ask this in earnest:

Who here wouldn't press the button.
#55 - themastermorris
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(07/24/2013) [-]
Who needs a girlfriend when your dick can turn into David Bowie?
#38 - FightClub
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(07/24/2013) [-]
YES, I PRESS IT. because i HAVE A GIRLFRIEND! NO NEED TO MASTURBATE!

TAKE THAT, **********
#51 to #38 - flusteredmoose
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(07/24/2013) [-]
I've never met anyone that exited to have a girlfriend.
#57 to #51 - mondamini
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(07/24/2013) [-]
And i've never entered anyone to be so sarcastic
#172 to #38 - shitstains
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(08/05/2013) [-]
k
#53 to #38 - itsthatguyagain
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(07/24/2013) [-]
Your dick is still David Bowie.
#34 - vampyrate
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(07/24/2013) [-]
My husband would get SO many more blowjobs if his dick was David Bowie. ******* 90 and still sexy as hell.
My husband would get SO many more blowjobs if his dick was David Bowie. ******* 90 and still sexy as hell.
#50 to #34 - thefogwoggler
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(07/24/2013) [-]
he's only 66
#43 to #34 - spleed
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(07/24/2013) [-]
W-what?
#125 - organicglory
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(07/25/2013) [-]
jokes on you, what if I like his jokes
jokes on you, what if I like his jokes
#110 - spawnsy
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(07/25/2013) [-]
yep, ill press it
yep, ill press it
#102 - fritotheburrito
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(07/25/2013) [-]
You think I can't fap to that.

But I will.
#80 - ilovehitler
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(07/24/2013) [-]
Aren't these supposed to have a downside?
#63 - wisdombranch
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(07/24/2013) [-]
don't masturbate.

Have brains and brawn that are the envy of the world, and 40%+ of all women.
Get laid, hourly.

I see no downside.
#17 - NhuckCorris
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(07/24/2013) [-]
Listening to Space Oddity right now... creepy...

Id be taking a piss and he be all "Now it's time to leave the capsule if you daaaare"
#32 to #17 - anon
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(07/24/2013) [-]
Except it would come out sounding like a bad ventriloquist while trying to do that gag where they drink the glass of water, and make it seem like their puppet is talking.
#9 - diruslupis
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(07/24/2013) [-]
Uhm, I'm female so what happens? Do I sprout a dick or...?
#19 to #9 - braveblue ONLINE
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(07/24/2013) [-]
clit
#12 to #9 - xxitzchubbsxx
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(07/24/2013) [-]
Tits or gtf.... sorry i forgot this isn't 4chan.
#23 to #12 - anon
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(07/24/2013) [-]
Still applies, SO THAT BUTCH BETTER GO GO **** AND GET GOIN
#152 - strangemoo
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(07/25/2013) [-]
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Not gonna bother with screenshots. But who in their right mind wouldn't want this?
#155 to #152 - ixcarnifexxi
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(07/25/2013) [-]
So down. Sassy black women (people in general) are the best.
#160 to #155 - strangemoo
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(07/25/2013) [-]
Especially when you get the chubbier ones. It just makes the perfect Sassy woman.
#90 - mintea
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(07/25/2013) [-]
Head of penis morphs into David Bowie?
This isn't Bowie but it's related.

(the french movie Marquis, it's all on youtube. It's ******* weird, I do not recommend it. I do a little.)
#88 - Mahazama
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(07/24/2013) [-]
With 180 IQ and Extreme strength I won't need to masturbate.   
Joke's on you.
With 180 IQ and Extreme strength I won't need to masturbate.
Joke's on you.
#71 - ireallylikepotatoe
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(07/24/2013) [-]
I would pay for my penis to do that.
#61 - kualeifarne
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(07/24/2013) [-]
Jokes on you, I don't have a penis!
#64 to #61 - wisdombranch
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(07/24/2013) [-]
your clit then.
#70 to #61 - qchrisman
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(07/24/2013) [-]
THE ONE WEAKNESS!!!!
#47 - benjamino
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(07/24/2013) [-]
I'm smart and strong as ****? Chances are I'm not masturbating often.
If I ever get lonely, I just touch my dick and talk it out with David Bowie.
And just once I might just whack it, just to see were out of David the come comes from.