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#118 - ohokay (07/25/2013) [-]
Radical, I'm down for this, I know its not a dick but come on, it's close
#150 - lunchboxxxx (07/25/2013) [-]
this has been my favorite, because i would push that button in a heartbeat
User avatar #156 to #150 - skinless (07/25/2013) [-]
dude i'd ******* push the button, like dude who wouldn't?
#170 to #150 - anon (07/25/2013) [-]
Hmm... I do all the things Death does apparetly.

I AM DEATH, FEAR ME, MORTALS!
User avatar #111 - karmasmusician (07/25/2013) [-]
...I love David Bowie. I'd be a fool not to push the button. Private concerts.
#112 to #111 - cthumoo (07/25/2013) [-]
That was just fantastic...
User avatar #95 - srskate (07/25/2013) [-]
I ask this in earnest:

Who here wouldn't press the button.
User avatar #55 - themastermorris (07/24/2013) [-]
Who needs a girlfriend when your dick can turn into David Bowie?
#38 - FightClub (07/24/2013) [-]
YES, I PRESS IT. because i HAVE A GIRLFRIEND! NO NEED TO MASTURBATE!

TAKE THAT, **********
User avatar #51 to #38 - flusteredmoose (07/24/2013) [-]
I've never met anyone that exited to have a girlfriend.
User avatar #57 to #51 - mondamini (07/24/2013) [-]
And i've never entered anyone to be so sarcastic
User avatar #53 to #38 - itsthatguyagain (07/24/2013) [-]
Your dick is still David Bowie.
#125 - organicglory (07/25/2013) [-]
jokes on you, what if I like his jokes
jokes on you, what if I like his jokes
#110 - spawnsy (07/25/2013) [-]
yep, ill press it
yep, ill press it
#102 - fritotheburrito (07/25/2013) [-]
You think I can't fap to that.

But I will.
User avatar #80 - ilovehitler (07/24/2013) [-]
Aren't these supposed to have a downside?
User avatar #63 - wisdombranch (07/24/2013) [-]
don't masturbate.

Have brains and brawn that are the envy of the world, and 40%+ of all women.
Get laid, hourly.

I see no downside.
#34 - vampyrate (07/24/2013) [-]
My husband would get SO many more blowjobs if his dick was David Bowie. 			*******		 90 and still sexy as hell.
My husband would get SO many more blowjobs if his dick was David Bowie. ******* 90 and still sexy as hell.
User avatar #50 to #34 - thefogwoggler (07/24/2013) [-]
he's only 66
#43 to #34 - spleed (07/24/2013) [-]
W-what?
#17 - NhuckCorris (07/24/2013) [-]
Listening to Space Oddity right now... creepy...

Id be taking a piss and he be all "Now it's time to leave the capsule if you daaaare"
#32 to #17 - anon (07/24/2013) [-]
Except it would come out sounding like a bad ventriloquist while trying to do that gag where they drink the glass of water, and make it seem like their puppet is talking.
#88 - Mahazama (07/24/2013) [-]
With 180 IQ and Extreme strength I won't need to masturbate.   
Joke's on you.
With 180 IQ and Extreme strength I won't need to masturbate.
Joke's on you.
User avatar #71 - ireallylikepotatoe (07/24/2013) [-]
I would pay for my penis to do that.
User avatar #61 - kualeifarne (07/24/2013) [-]
Jokes on you, I don't have a penis!
User avatar #64 to #61 - wisdombranch (07/24/2013) [-]
your clit then.
#70 to #61 - qchrisman (07/24/2013) [-]
THE ONE WEAKNESS!!!!
User avatar #47 - benjamino (07/24/2013) [-]
I'm smart and strong as **** ? Chances are I'm not masturbating often.
If I ever get lonely, I just touch my dick and talk it out with David Bowie.
And just once I might just whack it, just to see were out of David the come comes from.
User avatar #152 - strangemoo (07/25/2013) [-]
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Not gonna bother with screenshots. But who in their right mind wouldn't want this?
User avatar #155 to #152 - ixcarnifexxi (07/25/2013) [-]
So down. Sassy black women (people in general) are the best.
User avatar #160 to #155 - strangemoo (07/25/2013) [-]
Especially when you get the chubbier ones. It just makes the perfect Sassy woman.
User avatar #9 - diruslupis (07/24/2013) [-]
Uhm, I'm female so what happens? Do I sprout a dick or...?
User avatar #19 to #9 - braveblue (07/24/2013) [-]
clit
#12 to #9 - xxitzchubbsxx (07/24/2013) [-]
Tits or gtf.... sorry i forgot this isn't 4chan.
#23 to #12 - anon (07/24/2013) [-]
Still applies, SO THAT BUTCH BETTER GO GO **** AND GET GOIN
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