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#9 - dagramcraka
Reply -153
(07/20/2013) [-]
i would have just stabbed it in the face when it was about to take the food...
#28 to #9 - xpurpledragonx
Reply -18
(07/20/2013) [-]
HA! yes. Use the food shank method.
#115 to #9 - emperorervinmar **User deleted account**
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#132 to #9 - xxkillionarexx
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(07/21/2013) [-]
Next time you're at a fast food restaurant, I hope the cashier stabs you in the face as you try to take your food.
#42 to #9 - anon
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(07/20/2013) [-]
Does animals have to die just because they don't know better? I really HATE peope like you..
#35 to #9 - paronix
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(07/20/2013) [-]
I'd like to stab you.
#31 to #9 - icecreamonnips
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(07/20/2013) [-]
#17 to #9 - bocatadesesos
Reply +140
(07/20/2013) [-]
because you are an asshole
because you are an asshole
#30 to #17 - zombiefied
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(07/20/2013) [-]
It's a ******* raccoon burrowing a hole in the mans kitchen wall. I would have done the same, or at least forced it out of the house.
#59 to #30 - riathewolf
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(07/20/2013) [-]
He knows it's there. He raised it. I saw the show about them. Granted, it was about not keeping wild animals as pets and the damage they can do, but the owners know he's clawed tunnels through their house and they let him.
#140 to #17 - sirbrunor
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(07/21/2013) [-]
Maybe he just wanted a new hat
#7 - justxjames
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(07/20/2013) [-]
you dumb **** now it will come back
#16 to #7 - ilovemyguns
Reply +12
(07/20/2013) [-]
It's in his walls, it aint going to leave anyway.
#69 - cassixx
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(07/21/2013) [-]
WHY WOULD YOU NOT EAT THAT PIECE INSTEAD OF WASTING IT.  Watermelon is delicious.
WHY WOULD YOU NOT EAT THAT PIECE INSTEAD OF WASTING IT. Watermelon is delicious.
#77 to #69 - GrimTheRealReaper
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(07/21/2013) [-]
Shut up ******.
#78 to #77 - cassixx
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(07/21/2013) [-]
I'm white though....
#98 - threeeighteen
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(07/21/2013) [-]
Raccoon + ******* (because of the watermelon) = ***********
#102 to #98 - epicninjamonkey
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(07/21/2013) [-]
or just coons... not racist or anything, just an idea
#103 to #102 - klokwork
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(07/21/2013) [-]
#110 to #103 - tombombadil
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(07/21/2013) [-]
Beware of...THE COON.
#158 to #102 - threeeighteen
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(07/21/2013) [-]
I wasn't being racist either, FJ is just full of spastics today it seems.
#135 - friendshipismagic
Reply +3
(07/21/2013) [-]
Thank you.

This is your "Not clawing and biting the **** out of you in the middle of the night" Tax
#10 - astrozombies **User deleted account**
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(07/20/2013) [-]
#5 - anon
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(07/20/2013) [-]
somebody just made a friend for life.
#157 - cookiel
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(07/21/2013) [-]
>Be in Michigan at some stupid Tulip Festival for Mother's Day
>Giant field full of, you guessed it, tulips
>Me and step-brother walking around
>See raccoon trapped in a cage
>It looked so sad and scared so we decided to free it
>let it out and it ran right back into it's hole (the trap was right outside)
>We knew they'd just reset the trap
>Throw cage into little retention ditch/stream thing
>Felt like heroes
#84 - pyrobonz
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(07/21/2013) [-]
#138 to #84 - okamic ONLINE
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(07/21/2013) [-]
**** yea! Sly Cooper! Best raccoon that ever lived
#118 - pinkeraser
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(07/21/2013) [-]
I know this has nothing to do with this post but...
MY CAT HAD KITTENS!!! Right now in my garage! Their so cute! But its kinda grosss

Anyway this .gif is cute too
#149 to #118 - Dwarf
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(07/21/2013) [-]
**Dwarf rolled a random image posted in comment #52 at brilliant ** Their so cute what?
#128 to #118 - pwnsomelink
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(07/21/2013) [-]
So did mine
#168 to #128 - pinkeraser
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(07/23/2013) [-]
#146 to #118 - thejerseyjenn
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(07/21/2013) [-]
Coincidentally, I just got a kitten. My older cat loves it and for some reason the kitten enjoys trying to nurse from my fixed male cat.

<This is them
#147 - theavatarspupil
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(07/21/2013) [-]
On the topic of raccoons, I cannot wait to see people's reactions when this little guy hits the big screen in The Guardians of the Galaxy movie in August, 2014.
#13 - BlaiseGrimm
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(07/20/2013) [-]
i would feed it just enough times to have it comfortable to sit while i went and got my bow, and i would end it, quitely...no raccoon chews through my walls looking for food without consequences
#15 to #13 - ilovemyguns
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(07/20/2013) [-]
I'd just get my .22, and if it popped its little head out for food, *pop*.

Those ******* carry so much disease it's pathetic. They also damage your house, breed up in that attic, make noise, **** and piss, causing more damage, mold, and disease. It's literally one of the most disgusting animals we have in America, which is why I kill them on sight when on my property.
#19 to #15 - BlaiseGrimm
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(07/20/2013) [-]
also with a gun, theres a larger chance for a blood splatter, which with all the diseases they carry, i would not want that blood to go anywhere in my house....
#18 to #15 - BlaiseGrimm
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(07/20/2013) [-]
well see that could work too, but with the .22 if for some reason you missed, it would go through the wall, and keep going depending on whats in front of it.
i mean .22s arent that strong, but drywall doesnt pose much stopping power.
but if you use a bow, the arrow would give you something to grab once you nail the coon, and if you miss, the arrow will most likely stop in the first wall...and then its quiet too...
#21 to #18 - ilovemyguns
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(07/20/2013) [-]
Per both your comments, I am 100% sure at this point you have never actually hunted with a firearm or bow. A bow can easily go completely through the raccoon, and would cause a much larger hole than a .22. Not only that, but it would cause more bleeding, is harder to aim, and is a lot more trouble.

A .22 causes very little blood splatter, using the experiences from all the animals I've hunted with it, be it squirrels, rabbits, and of course, raccoons. Not only that, but it's much easier to put a barrel to their neck/torso and pull the trigger point blank than trying to get an arrow up to them. Plus I just use gloves to pick them up and throw them away, and possibly clean the area around them depending on where outside it is. I never really see them inside anymore.
#22 to #21 - BlaiseGrimm
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(07/20/2013) [-]
really? are you really trying to argue which way is better to kill a raccoon...
i mean, i can judge too.
based on how you say bows are harder to aim, obviously you must suck at using a bow...or perhaps you forgot that the compound bow isnt the only bow design in existence...i am fully aware of the fact that a compound bow would send an arrow straight through the raccoon, however, a long bow, or a RECURVE at the proper draw weight would lodge the arrow into its skull, because believe it or not, with the proper skills, its easier to aim instinctively with a bow rather than with sights...
and as far as holes go, i would rather have one larger hole that i can fix easily rather than multiple little holes that i can reach
and im fairly certain that a .22 at point blank would go right through the raccoon...
#26 to #22 - ilovemyguns
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(07/20/2013) [-]
It only takes one shot to kill a raccoon, and it would not penetrate through the other side, even if at point blank, I am 100% sure.

That being said, sneeking a 16 inch barrel up to its body is much easier than trying to hit it from a distance, especially since we are talking about shooting one in the attic. Have you ever tried shooting a bow and arrow inside of an attic? How about in to one? What if there wasn't this hole? What if the force from the arrow shot him back in to the hole? Arrows have a lot more energy than a .22 lr round, I assure you. Not only that, but lodging an arrow in to its skull would cause the skull to crack or break, meaning you're going to have even MORE bleeding.
#123 - Schillsifer
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(07/21/2013) [-]
Finally! An opportunity to use this picture again haha
#150 - stefanolopcus
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(07/21/2013) [-]
i wouldve cut the hole into an even rectangle and bordered it off with 1/4 rounds or something to make it look neat


and if anyone asks id just be like "oh, thats my raccoon hole" and then hold a piece of fruit up there and he'd come out and everyone would be like !!

tl;dr - cute coon, ugly hole in the wall
#39 - anon
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(07/20/2013) [-]
I love shooting those thieving bastards. I posted this as anon because of red thumbs here is my profile though bocatadesesos.
#169 - fourchaners
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(07/23/2013) [-]
**fourchaners rolled a random image posted in comment #41 at The L Dream ** mfw
#155 - anon
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(07/21/2013) [-]
Yay, now funnyjunk is reposting Imgur content.
#142 - mrgoodlove
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(07/21/2013) [-]
I hope that's his pet racoon
#141 - silverhellion
Reply 0
(07/21/2013) [-]
that's some pretty cute **** man.
that's some pretty cute **** man.
#139 - anon
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(07/21/2013) [-]
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