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#128 - thearcher
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(07/18/2013) [-]
When mine dumped me on my birthday 4 days ago....   
   
I moved on within a night....
When mine dumped me on my birthday 4 days ago....

I moved on within a night....
#155 to #128 - dillard1
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(07/18/2013) [-]
"Not even this will ruin a birthday as amazing as this one!"
"Not even this will ruin a birthday as amazing as this one!"
#129 to #128 - vladturtu [OP]
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(07/18/2013) [-]
Late happy birthday
#132 to #129 - thearcher
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(07/18/2013) [-]
Thanks - happy late 19th to me
Thanks - happy late 19th to me
#139 to #132 - kingredeaded
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(07/18/2013) [-]
Three Stooges sing Happy Birthday
#133 to #128 - theorangefox
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(07/18/2013) [-]
I'm proud of you!
#124 - luckyspirit
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(07/18/2013) [-]
TFW I've never had a girlfriend.
TFW I've never had a girlfriend.
#130 to #124 - thewisedane
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(07/18/2013) [-]
I feel that, bro.
#135 to #124 - theorangefox
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(07/18/2013) [-]
Doesn't bother me in the slightest.
Doesn't bother me in the slightest.
#137 to #135 - luckyspirit
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(07/18/2013) [-]
Because you have a **** ton of imagination for erotica fics
#138 to #137 - theorangefox
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(07/18/2013) [-]
Nah, recently I just stopped giving a **** about things that got me down. Writing is a good vent, though.
#140 to #138 - luckyspirit
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(07/18/2013) [-]
I see what you mean.
#141 to #140 - theorangefox
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(07/18/2013) [-]
Yep, feelings? Who needs 'em?
#175 to #141 - crazylance
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(07/18/2013) [-]
Feelings are needed to write, lest your writing end up dull and dry.
#176 to #175 - theorangefox
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(07/18/2013) [-]
Not all feelings per se.
#178 to #176 - crazylance
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(07/18/2013) [-]
Well .. yeah, true that.
#75 - stabiloboss
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(07/18/2013) [-]
Yup
Yup
#13 - parralax
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(07/18/2013) [-]
I remember when my girl dumped me. **** her, I just used my left hand the next time.
#186 - wardylocks
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(07/18/2013) [-]
plot twist: i dumped my boyfriend a month ago
#222 to #186 - adolfwascorrect
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(07/18/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#233 to #186 - mrwalkerfour ONLINE
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(07/18/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#187 to #186 - snaresinger
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(07/18/2013) [-]
Nobody cares.
Nobody cares.
#188 to #187 - wardylocks
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(07/18/2013) [-]
of course, thats why you went through all your files to find that gif to reply to me with
#196 to #188 - snaresinger
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(07/18/2013) [-]
*that's, .gif
#197 to #196 - wardylocks
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(07/18/2013) [-]
o wew deud u must b lyk so smrt
#200 to #197 - snaresinger
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(07/18/2013) [-]
I'm quite smart actually, I go to university. I actually heard they let you women in nowadays, you should try it.
#201 to #200 - wardylocks
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(07/18/2013) [-]
nobody cares.
#207 to #201 - snaresinger
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(07/18/2013) [-]
See, that's the kind of attitude that's keeping women behind. You should care! Take hold of your education! I believe in you
#192 to #188 - snaresinger
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(07/18/2013) [-]
Not really, my .gifs are very well organized. I just picked the first one from the "random" folder. Good job honey, but you can't work computers like big men.
#213 to #192 - snaresinger
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#193 to #192 - wardylocks
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(07/18/2013) [-]
big men? big men sit and organise their gif folders? you must be mistaken because you sound like a faggot.
#214 to #193 - snaresinger
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(07/18/2013) [-]
You should know that faggots can be big men, Freddie Mercury is your FB cover photo.
#217 to #214 - wardylocks
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(07/18/2013) [-]
oh wow, sweetie you can google a username! well done!
#219 to #217 - snaresinger
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(07/18/2013) [-]
Not really, you linked your FB profile to your FJ one (hahahahahahahahahaha really? you seriously did that? You must be either new on the internet, or a broad)
#198 to #193 - snaresinger
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(07/18/2013) [-]
*.gif, and faggots can be big men too. It's okay honey. You don't need to be frustrated because you can't be a man. Just accept it.
#199 to #198 - wardylocks
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(07/18/2013) [-]
aw sweetie, you aren't impressing anyone on the internet.
#203 to #199 - snaresinger
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(07/18/2013) [-]
What? Why would I be trying to impress you? Hahahahahahaha seriously, try the whole university thing. They even have logic classes for people like you!
#205 to #203 - wardylocks
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(07/18/2013) [-]
o wow dats like so kewl
#209 to #205 - snaresinger
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(07/18/2013) [-]
-sigh- You're really not helping yourself, honey.
#210 to #209 - wardylocks
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(07/18/2013) [-]
probably cause i don't go out of my way to try and impress people on the internet, lol
#212 to #210 - snaresinger
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(07/18/2013) [-]
It's really not about impressing, I don't know why you're so hung up on that word. It's about stopping female stereotypes, which you are perpetuating. I'm being serious now.
#216 to #212 - wardylocks
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(07/18/2013) [-]
hahahahah 'im being serious now'
#218 to #216 - snaresinger
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(07/18/2013) [-]
Yes. -sigh- it seems you are a tad slow. Let me break it down for you in small words:
-Earlier I was insulting you while being sarcastic, which is the opposite of serious
-I am now insulting you while being serious
Any questions?
#220 to #218 - wardylocks
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(07/18/2013) [-]
this is super duper fun and all but i have a life to get back to, so can you make this short or can you just go and **** off?
#221 to #220 - snaresinger
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(07/18/2013) [-]
Aw. Who's a widdle scawy internet girl? You are! Yes you are!

Hey, you're free to go at any time. I'm not making you stay here.
#224 to #221 - wardylocks
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(07/18/2013) [-]
i just didn't want to be rude and keep you sitting here refreshing the page
#225 to #224 - snaresinger
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(07/18/2013) [-]
FJ does have a notification system. Holy **** do you actually not know how this website works? Anyhoo, go get back to your life
#251 to #225 - anon
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(07/18/2013) [-]
wow dude you really needed an ego boost for that small penis of yours, didnt you?
#255 to #251 - snaresinger
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(07/18/2013) [-]
Ego boost? I don't see where this would have been an ego boost but okay. This was just me dickin around.

And for the record, you may call me a tiny-penised faggot, but anything's better than being an anon.
#247 to #225 - bcsaint
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(07/18/2013) [-]
don't listen to the guy below me, i was amused, it gave me a few chuckles
#239 to #225 - randomserb
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(07/18/2013) [-]
If there is anything that deserves to be called cancer, it's this thread. This is the single most puerile ******** I've read on this entire site.
#250 to #239 - snaresinger
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(07/18/2013) [-]
No, you're absolutely right, it was juvenile and stupid, but I'm in a juvenile and stupid mood. But it's not cancerous. The cancerous parts are where people claim to love atheism and thumb down a guy until he's banned because he brings it up. It's ridiculous. This site has become overrun by lemmings who regularly give people -300 thumbs because someone made a witty comeback to them, and give the witty comeback guy 500 thumbs. This site has become overrun by hypocrites, idiots from Tumblr, angry 15-year-olds, and lemmings.
#189 to #186 - anon
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(07/18/2013) [-]
plot twist: get back to the kitchen
#190 to #189 - wardylocks
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(07/18/2013) [-]
oh wow a sexist joke, how hilarious totally haven't heart that before
#195 to #190 - snaresinger
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(07/18/2013) [-]
*heard
#194 to #186 - snaresinger
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(07/18/2013) [-]
*I
#223 to #186 - anon
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(07/18/2013) [-]
wow, your comments are pathetic...
you should kill yourself
#227 to #186 - scantoz
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(07/18/2013) [-]
Lol they don't even care for the reason.. They automatically assume you're a cold hearted bitch. I love how these guys cant get girls so they take out their anger on them..
#258 to #227 - wardylocks
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(07/19/2013) [-]
lmao, ikr. 'oh my god, its a girl saying something that possibly might be bad against men, lets attack her!' some people do anything for a bit of a ego boost, i swear to god.

and to throw my 2 cents in, he did something bad to me, not the other way round, thats usually what happens when you dump someone, lol
#229 to #186 - orrihaa
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(07/18/2013) [-]
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#234 to #186 - scupper
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(07/18/2013) [-]
>Mfw I'm a girl and I don't give a ****.
>Mfw I'm a girl and I don't give a ****.
#252 to #234 - anon
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(07/18/2013) [-]
prbably because your vagina is as big as the Atlantic ocean
#254 to #252 - scupper
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(07/18/2013) [-]
#172 - josieabby
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(07/18/2013) [-]
And you know it, Jack!
#142 - apatheticalcare **User deleted account**
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(07/18/2013) [-]
You'll get girls sooner or later.
#109 - vancecore
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(07/18/2013) [-]
will someone be my gf? i lab u

sum fuk
#183 to #109 - mantou
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(07/18/2013) [-]
let me be your gf for tonite
#260 to #183 - vancecore
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(07/19/2013) [-]
do you have a hole?
#261 to #260 - mantou
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(07/19/2013) [-]
1
#262 to #261 - vancecore
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(07/19/2013) [-]
Let's triple that ;)
#88 - vaxidd ONLINE
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(07/18/2013) [-]
My girlfriend just broke up with me two days ago because she thought I was cheating on her since it's summer and I haven't texted her in 5 days. She's had this happen to her before so she was afraid i'd be the same. Mah feelings are hurting guise.   
   
gif somewhat related.
My girlfriend just broke up with me two days ago because she thought I was cheating on her since it's summer and I haven't texted her in 5 days. She's had this happen to her before so she was afraid i'd be the same. Mah feelings are hurting guise.

gif somewhat related.
#93 to #88 - anon
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(07/18/2013) [-]
what? she was a bitch, move on, about 90% of population are better than that bitch
#107 to #88 - AsianSeaFood
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(07/18/2013) [-]
If you really like her, prove it to her that you da best. And that nothing happened and she's overthinking. If not, then gl hf moving on.
#167 to #88 - anon
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(07/18/2013) [-]
You deserved that one.
#99 to #88 - WtfStrawberries ONLINE
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(07/18/2013) [-]
you gotta let bitches know that you're thinkin about them, or that their your priority. if you don't then they'll always be trippin
#244 - meandmyburger
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(07/18/2013) [-]
My ex (and my first love) cheated on me a couple of years back with one of my best friends (well, I thought he was).

MFW when three years down the line I'm in a long term, happy relationship. Earning **** loads of money, own two motorbikes, a car and I'm still in the same friendship group whereas everyone ejected her and she's now some jobless, bitchy cow who's put on about 5 stone since I was with her.
#232 - sweetellie
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(07/18/2013) [-]
Love is a joke.
Love is a joke.
#237 to #232 - randomserb
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(07/18/2013) [-]
#248 to #232 - banditowolf
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(07/18/2013) [-]
let the love in, don't be scared
let the love in, don't be scared
#249 to #248 - sweetellie
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(07/18/2013) [-]
No.
#230 - naruchu
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(07/18/2013) [-]
#163 - nortledrones
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(07/18/2013) [-]
This image has expired
Lonely Man - Incredible Hulk theme - Piano - Sad song (HD)
#149 - wartroll
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(07/18/2013) [-]
What's a girlfriend ?
#122 - neoexdeath
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(07/18/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#100 - supersnake
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(07/18/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#81 - xgeneration ONLINE
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(07/18/2013) [-]
**xgeneration rolled a random image posted in comment #5123622 at Furries **
got dumped by my gf today
mfw she dumped me
#90 to #81 - raigen
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(07/18/2013) [-]
So, you went to watch mlp after she dumped you? Sounds reasonable.
#76 - daerkxp
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(07/18/2013) [-]
Credit to JNS this was posted on my content 6 months ago www.funnyjunk.com/funny_gifs/4338509/Mfw+people+don+t+like+my+content/81#81
#156 to #76 - JNS
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(07/18/2013) [-]
I posted that 6 months ago? I don't remember doing that
#158 to #156 - JNS
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(07/18/2013) [-]
oooh, they content ... right -- that part I remember.
i thought you were saying I posted that picture.

yeah, I had fun making that gif
#78 to #76 - daerkxp
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(07/18/2013) [-]
I feel like an asshole now that the title is showing
#79 to #76 - vladturtu [OP]
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(07/18/2013) [-]
Sorry,I didn't know who created this, I just found it on the internet
#160 to #79 - JNS
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(07/18/2013) [-]
really, where?

it made it off of fj?
#162 to #160 - vladturtu [OP]
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(07/18/2013) [-]
My brother posted a link of this GIF on my facebook. I think it was from tumblr or imgur. Not sure
#62 - irauh
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(07/18/2013) [-]
You need some company?
#56 - notthepedobear
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(07/18/2013) [-]
when mine does...