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#128 - thearcher (07/18/2013) [-]
When mine dumped me on my birthday 4 days ago....   
   
I moved on within a night....
When mine dumped me on my birthday 4 days ago....

I moved on within a night....
#155 to #128 - dillard1 (07/18/2013) [-]
"Not even this will ruin a birthday as amazing as this one!"
"Not even this will ruin a birthday as amazing as this one!"
User avatar #129 to #128 - vladturtu (07/18/2013) [-]
Late happy birthday
#132 to #129 - thearcher (07/18/2013) [-]
Thanks - happy late 19th to me
Thanks - happy late 19th to me
User avatar #133 to #128 - theorangefox ONLINE (07/18/2013) [-]
I'm proud of you!
#124 - luckyspirit (07/18/2013) [-]
TFW I've never had a girlfriend.
TFW I've never had a girlfriend.
User avatar #130 to #124 - thewisedane (07/18/2013) [-]
I feel that, bro.
#135 to #124 - theorangefox ONLINE (07/18/2013) [-]
Doesn't bother me in the slightest.
Doesn't bother me in the slightest.
User avatar #137 to #135 - luckyspirit (07/18/2013) [-]
Because you have a **** ton of imagination for erotica fics
User avatar #138 to #137 - theorangefox ONLINE (07/18/2013) [-]
Nah, recently I just stopped giving a **** about things that got me down. Writing is a good vent, though.
User avatar #140 to #138 - luckyspirit (07/18/2013) [-]
I see what you mean.
User avatar #141 to #140 - theorangefox ONLINE (07/18/2013) [-]
Yep, feelings? Who needs 'em?
User avatar #175 to #141 - crazylance (07/18/2013) [-]
Feelings are needed to write, lest your writing end up dull and dry.
User avatar #176 to #175 - theorangefox ONLINE (07/18/2013) [-]
Not all feelings per se.
#178 to #176 - crazylance (07/18/2013) [-]
Well .. yeah, true that.
#75 - stabiloboss (07/18/2013) [-]
Yup
Yup
User avatar #13 - parralax ONLINE (07/18/2013) [-]
I remember when my girl dumped me. **** her, I just used my left hand the next time.
#172 - josieabby (07/18/2013) [-]
And you know it, Jack!
#142 - apatheticalcare **User deleted account** (07/18/2013) [-]
You'll get girls sooner or later.
User avatar #109 - vancecore (07/18/2013) [-]
will someone be my gf? i lab u

sum fuk
#183 to #109 - mantou (07/18/2013) [-]
let me be your gf for tonite
User avatar #260 to #183 - vancecore (07/19/2013) [-]
do you have a hole?
#261 to #260 - mantou (07/19/2013) [-]
1
User avatar #262 to #261 - vancecore (07/19/2013) [-]
Let's triple that ;)
#208 - allisonisrad (07/18/2013) [-]
Sorry! Hope you feel better!
#149 - wartroll (07/18/2013) [-]
What's a girlfriend ?
User avatar #148 - djjeroenski (07/18/2013) [-]
this is actually very accurate
#144 - crazycommando (07/18/2013) [-]
yup... we've all been there
#122 - neoexdeath ONLINE (07/18/2013) [-]
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#88 - vaxidd (07/18/2013) [-]
My girlfriend just broke up with me two days ago because she thought I was cheating on her since it's summer and I haven't texted her in 5 days. She's had this happen to her before so she was afraid i'd be the same. Mah feelings are hurting guise.   
   
gif somewhat related.
My girlfriend just broke up with me two days ago because she thought I was cheating on her since it's summer and I haven't texted her in 5 days. She's had this happen to her before so she was afraid i'd be the same. Mah feelings are hurting guise.

gif somewhat related.
#93 to #88 - anon (07/18/2013) [-]
what? she was a bitch, move on, about 90% of population are better than that bitch
User avatar #107 to #88 - AsianSeaFood (07/18/2013) [-]
If you really like her, prove it to her that you da best. And that nothing happened and she's overthinking. If not, then gl hf moving on.
#167 to #88 - anon (07/18/2013) [-]
You deserved that one.
User avatar #99 to #88 - WtfStrawberries (07/18/2013) [-]
you gotta let bitches know that you're thinkin about them, or that their your priority. if you don't then they'll always be trippin
#62 - irauh (07/18/2013) [-]
You need some company?
#56 - notthepedobear (07/18/2013) [-]
when mine does...
#26 - Shadow Guardian (07/18/2013) [-]
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#22 - qwertfag (07/18/2013) [-]
Well, lets look at it this way. Would you rather be single? or be in a relationship where she's unhappy.
User avatar #33 to #22 - Pedosnake (07/18/2013) [-]
"be able to curl 90lb with your right arm" or "the bitch is unhappy" hmm
User avatar #41 to #33 - hawaiianhappysauce (07/18/2013) [-]
not many people can curl 90 lbs....
#59 to #22 - anon (07/18/2013) [-]
Sometimes they aren't even unhappy and just leave you for the sake of being a jerk.
User avatar #186 - wardylocks (07/18/2013) [-]
plot twist: i dumped my boyfriend a month ago
#187 to #186 - snaresinger (07/18/2013) [-]
Nobody cares.
Nobody cares.
User avatar #188 to #187 - wardylocks (07/18/2013) [-]
of course, thats why you went through all your files to find that gif to reply to me with
User avatar #196 to #188 - snaresinger (07/18/2013) [-]
*that's, .gif
User avatar #197 to #196 - wardylocks (07/18/2013) [-]
o wew deud u must b lyk so smrt
User avatar #200 to #197 - snaresinger (07/18/2013) [-]
I'm quite smart actually, I go to university. I actually heard they let you women in nowadays, you should try it.
User avatar #201 to #200 - wardylocks (07/18/2013) [-]
nobody cares.
User avatar #207 to #201 - snaresinger (07/18/2013) [-]
See, that's the kind of attitude that's keeping women behind. You should care! Take hold of your education! I believe in you
User avatar #192 to #188 - snaresinger (07/18/2013) [-]
Not really, my .gifs are very well organized. I just picked the first one from the "random" folder. Good job honey, but you can't work computers like big men.
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User avatar #193 to #192 - wardylocks (07/18/2013) [-]
big men? big men sit and organise their gif folders? you must be mistaken because you sound like a faggot.
User avatar #214 to #193 - snaresinger (07/18/2013) [-]
You should know that faggots can be big men, Freddie Mercury is your FB cover photo.
User avatar #217 to #214 - wardylocks (07/18/2013) [-]
oh wow, sweetie you can google a username! well done!
User avatar #219 to #217 - snaresinger (07/18/2013) [-]
Not really, you linked your FB profile to your FJ one (hahahahahahahahahaha really? you seriously did that? You must be either new on the internet, or a broad)
User avatar #198 to #193 - snaresinger (07/18/2013) [-]
*.gif, and faggots can be big men too. It's okay honey. You don't need to be frustrated because you can't be a man. Just accept it.
User avatar #199 to #198 - wardylocks (07/18/2013) [-]
aw sweetie, you aren't impressing anyone on the internet.
User avatar #203 to #199 - snaresinger (07/18/2013) [-]
What? Why would I be trying to impress you? Hahahahahahaha seriously, try the whole university thing. They even have logic classes for people like you!
User avatar #205 to #203 - wardylocks (07/18/2013) [-]
o wow dats like so kewl
User avatar #209 to #205 - snaresinger (07/18/2013) [-]
-sigh- You're really not helping yourself, honey.
User avatar #210 to #209 - wardylocks (07/18/2013) [-]
probably cause i don't go out of my way to try and impress people on the internet, lol
User avatar #212 to #210 - snaresinger (07/18/2013) [-]
It's really not about impressing, I don't know why you're so hung up on that word. It's about stopping female stereotypes, which you are perpetuating. I'm being serious now.
User avatar #216 to #212 - wardylocks (07/18/2013) [-]
hahahahah 'im being serious now'
User avatar #218 to #216 - snaresinger (07/18/2013) [-]
Yes. -sigh- it seems you are a tad slow. Let me break it down for you in small words:
-Earlier I was insulting you while being sarcastic, which is the opposite of serious
-I am now insulting you while being serious
Any questions?
User avatar #220 to #218 - wardylocks (07/18/2013) [-]
this is super duper fun and all but i have a life to get back to, so can you make this short or can you just go and **** off?
User avatar #221 to #220 - snaresinger (07/18/2013) [-]
Aw. Who's a widdle scawy internet girl? You are! Yes you are!

Hey, you're free to go at any time. I'm not making you stay here.
User avatar #224 to #221 - wardylocks (07/18/2013) [-]
i just didn't want to be rude and keep you sitting here refreshing the page
User avatar #225 to #224 - snaresinger (07/18/2013) [-]
FJ does have a notification system. Holy **** do you actually not know how this website works? Anyhoo, go get back to your life
#251 to #225 - anon (07/18/2013) [-]
wow dude you really needed an ego boost for that small penis of yours, didnt you?
User avatar #255 to #251 - snaresinger (07/18/2013) [-]
Ego boost? I don't see where this would have been an ego boost but okay. This was just me dickin around.

And for the record, you may call me a tiny-penised faggot, but anything's better than being an anon.
User avatar #247 to #225 - bcsaint (07/18/2013) [-]
don't listen to the guy below me, i was amused, it gave me a few chuckles
#239 to #225 - randomserb (07/18/2013) [-]
If there is anything that deserves to be called cancer, it's this thread. This is the single most puerile ******** I've read on this entire site.
User avatar #250 to #239 - snaresinger (07/18/2013) [-]
No, you're absolutely right, it was juvenile and stupid, but I'm in a juvenile and stupid mood. But it's not cancerous. The cancerous parts are where people claim to love atheism and thumb down a guy until he's banned because he brings it up. It's ridiculous. This site has become overrun by lemmings who regularly give people -300 thumbs because someone made a witty comeback to them, and give the witty comeback guy 500 thumbs. This site has become overrun by hypocrites, idiots from Tumblr, angry 15-year-olds, and lemmings.
#189 to #186 - anon (07/18/2013) [-]
plot twist: get back to the kitchen
User avatar #190 to #189 - wardylocks (07/18/2013) [-]
oh wow a sexist joke, how hilarious totally haven't heart that before
User avatar #195 to #190 - snaresinger (07/18/2013) [-]
*heard
#223 to #186 - anon (07/18/2013) [-]
wow, your comments are pathetic...
you should kill yourself
#227 to #186 - scantoz (07/18/2013) [-]
Lol they don't even care for the reason.. They automatically assume you're a cold hearted bitch. I love how these guys cant get girls so they take out their anger on them..
User avatar #258 to #227 - wardylocks (07/19/2013) [-]
lmao, ikr. 'oh my god, its a girl saying something that possibly might be bad against men, lets attack her!' some people do anything for a bit of a ego boost, i swear to god.

and to throw my 2 cents in, he did something bad to me, not the other way round, thats usually what happens when you dump someone, lol
#234 to #186 - scupper (07/18/2013) [-]
>Mfw I'm a girl and I don't give a 			****		.
>Mfw I'm a girl and I don't give a **** .
#252 to #234 - anon (07/18/2013) [-]
prbably because your vagina is as big as the Atlantic ocean
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