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#375 - moorgar
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(07/18/2013) [-]
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#368 - truegenesis
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(07/18/2013) [-]
>yesus
>yeezus?
#281 - konradkurze
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(07/18/2013) [-]
China: ********* of people, outnumbered the japanese and lost but holy **** they can fight each other
#233 - Optyc
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(07/18/2013) [-]
5th largest empire was the Umayyad empire
#271 to #233 - dragonock
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(07/18/2013) [-]
does that sound like U-mad empire when pronounced??
#274 to #271 - Optyc
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Indeed it does my friend
#134 - tomthehippie
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The pyramid one is true, to an extent. The pyramid workers were paid in five gallons of beer a day, Egyptian beer was different from modern brews; it was thicker with a lower alcohol content and was actually a staple of the Egyptian diet. Even children would be given a bowl of beer with their meals.

The beers brewed at that time period were thicker and had more protein and carbohydrates than modern brews, so had a much higher nutritional value.

In fact, beer was so important to ancient civilizations that the Sumerians had more than 40 times as many words for beer as the Inuit tribes have for snow.
#112 - thesinful ONLINE
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On the one hand, that means being told I look like a Josh is a rather nice compliment. On the other hand, ever Josh I've personally known was a ********, a *******, or a *********.
#373 - anon
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(07/18/2013) [-]
"Baseball was actually invented in Britain" Source? A British tabloid....
#371 - flusteredmoose
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(07/18/2013) [-]
Joshua Christ, this is a pretty good post.
#335 - niggerytaste
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(07/18/2013) [-]
I'm very curious and want to do some "research" about that old porno, anyone got linkz.?
#333 - DeSage
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(07/18/2013) [-]
so...that old timey porno....
#308 - anon
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(07/18/2013) [-]
thumbed for the Vietnam fact, pretty interesting
#306 - ounerify
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(07/18/2013) [-]
According to Wikipedia the greatest empire to ever rule was Britain. In 1922 we ruled 33.7 million km2. That was 22.63% of the world. 20% of the worlds population in 1922 (458 million people) were British. We owned over thirty-five separate countries/colonies.    
Now looks at us. We are the 2nd most in debt country in the world, with a debt of $16,737,246,099,998. We now own just 14 places. Hell we can't even get the Irish to stay with us. Even Scotland are thinking of becoming independent. In a matter of 91 years we have lost everything.   
Britain you disgust me.   
tl;dr Britain was great now sucks the big donkey dick that is life.
According to Wikipedia the greatest empire to ever rule was Britain. In 1922 we ruled 33.7 million km2. That was 22.63% of the world. 20% of the worlds population in 1922 (458 million people) were British. We owned over thirty-five separate countries/colonies.
Now looks at us. We are the 2nd most in debt country in the world, with a debt of $16,737,246,099,998. We now own just 14 places. Hell we can't even get the Irish to stay with us. Even Scotland are thinking of becoming independent. In a matter of 91 years we have lost everything.
Britain you disgust me.
tl;dr Britain was great now sucks the big donkey dick that is life.
#243 - platapus
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(07/18/2013) [-]
Baseball was invented in my home town, sussex. we call it Rounders.
#296 to #243 - woodywoodlinson
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Sussex isn't a town, it's a county. Unless you mean your home town in Sussex, then I'm sorry.
#242 - tyroneisanigger
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(07/18/2013) [-]
I do believe that anyone can view and listen to the Nixon audio tapes. It was made an act under freedom of speech and expression that as well as it doesn't risk national security, anyone has access to them. I think that's how it is.
#209 - anon
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(07/18/2013) [-]
The reason the Persian empire had a larger pop.control was because it was very densely [url deleted] reality it only had 3 million square miles of land which,in comparison to the British Empire's 13.01 million square miles and the Mongol's 12.75 million square miles,is pretty small.
#208 - BraveSirRobin
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(07/18/2013) [-]
The salem witch trials one is false. there was a man convicted who was crushed to death by stones added on top of his chest. This was done to get him to confess, but each time they told him to confess he said "more weight"
#207 - theexplodingcheez
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(07/18/2013) [-]
Josh is love
#174 - mrtambourineman
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#115 - Classic
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(07/18/2013) [-]
I learned something today
#107 - AkatsukiNekoJr
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(07/18/2013) [-]
Way to give credit to Cracked...