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#373 - lordmathias
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(07/10/2013) [-]
Germany **** yes
#377 to #373 - solidderking
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(07/10/2013) [-]
Deutschland, fick ja
it sounds funny if you translate it
#520 - thebritishguy
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(07/10/2013) [-]
Legal age to watch porn in Britain: 18
Legal age to sex a person: 16
makes sense
#568 to #520 - meuk
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(07/10/2013) [-]
"sex a person"
#521 to #520 - Ruspanic
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(07/10/2013) [-]
Same in the US. At least in most states.
#554 to #521 - onkii
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(07/10/2013) [-]
Illinois is 18 I think
#541 - KingJuan
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(07/10/2013) [-]
canada is 19 i think...
canada is 19 i think...
#549 to #541 - dxninjaxo
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(07/10/2013) [-]
Depends on which province, but mostly it's 19. Why girls and beer for the german one, i do not know.
#546 to #541 - darkangeloffire
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(07/10/2013) [-]
Depends on the Province. Alberta here and it's 18 to drink.
#507 - dcdt
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(07/10/2013) [-]
The feels when living in America
The feels when living in America
#506 - ichbinlegion **User deleted account**
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(07/10/2013) [-]
Deutschland! FICK JA!
#445 - baconslapped
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(07/10/2013) [-]
Albania: Can drink whenever the **** we want.
#446 to #445 - roflnaut
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(07/10/2013) [-]
And has the most badass flag around.
#447 to #446 - baconslapped
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(07/10/2013) [-]
Of course =)
#563 to #447 - dsrtpnk
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(07/10/2013) [-]
What about Serbia?
#337 - TheRedDragon **User deleted account**
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#532 to #337 - smithforprez
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(07/10/2013) [-]
im done with your moms face. tell her to wipe it off.
#589 to #532 - TheRedDragon **User deleted account**
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#594 to #589 - smithforprez
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(07/11/2013) [-]
It's not my best work, and your mom would agree.
#365 to #337 - zorororonoa
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(07/10/2013) [-]
People who spout cancer at everything they don't like are the true cancerous ones.
#302 - zaggystirdust
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(07/10/2013) [-]
Why do people think that drinking alcohol is so cool?
I mean, I'm like 17 in the U.S, I've drunk some with my friends a couple of times and didn't really think much of it except that it tasted weird.
Like, what is it about it that people are attracted to?
I may not have a lot of experience with it but to me it's just an odd tasting beverage that has the potential to intoxicate you.
I don't really see why drinking it makes you a bad ass.

And I really don't understand how having a lower age restriction on alcohol in your country makes it better. I may not know much but I know that it's harmful to you regardless of age, it's just that the younger you are the more damage it can do if consumed excessively or at least at all.
To me it's kind of like boasting "yeah, in America you have to be 21 to shoot yourself in the foot."
"Well in Germany you can be 16 to shoot your foot so suck it we're more bad ass"
"In Ireland you come out of the womb and can blow your whole leg off with a shotgun, you're all pussies"

But this is just from my view point.
You can enjoy alcohol as much as you want, but it still confuses me on how people think it's the juice that instantly makes you a bad ass.

I'm not complaining, I'm just questioning.
#251 - levchenko
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(07/10/2013) [-]
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We Russians are born with the right to drink alcohol!
#256 to #251 - silverhellion
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(07/10/2013) [-]
and wrestle bears.
#280 to #256 - trimageryan
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(07/10/2013) [-]
Only if they aren't riding unicycles.

By Russian law any bear not riding a unicycle is to be wrestled into submission until it learns it's place. If you're successful you're rewarded with a bottle of vodka.
#282 to #251 - opkmod
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(07/10/2013) [-]
You merely adapted to it. I was born in it.Molded by it.
#242 - cuppycakechick
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#232 - rambearclaw
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(07/10/2013) [-]
But beware. We Germans aren't all smiles and sunshine.
#233 to #232 - rambearclaw
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(07/10/2013) [-]
Oooh, the Germans are mad at me! I'm so scared! Oooh, the Germans! Uh-oh, the Germans are going to get me.
#529 - illutvar
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(07/10/2013) [-]
Germany=16 for beer+wine and 18 for hard liquer

Macau= 16 for any **** u want

Macau.
#483 - luiselvergas
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(07/10/2013) [-]
technically 18 in mexico but it's not like they give a **** about that.
#489 to #483 - GabeAsher
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(07/10/2013) [-]
16 in Spain my over-seas brother =D

But also, we do not give a **** here, kids start drinking since 13-ish
#492 to #489 - luiselvergas
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(07/10/2013) [-]
i heard the driving age is 18 though
#494 to #492 - GabeAsher
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(07/10/2013) [-]
supposedly, but I started driving at 16 or 15 without a license.
What is the driving age in Mexico?
#497 to #494 - luiselvergas
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(07/10/2013) [-]
16 i moed to america though so its hard to get alcohol here and i had to sell my truck so it sucks
#511 to #497 - GabeAsher
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Damn dude, I used to live in the US as well, but I'm thinking of moving to Mexico, I have family down there and I guess it's not as bad as people make it sound, probably better than in Spain, economy is **** up here lol
#513 to #511 - luiselvergas
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(07/10/2013) [-]
depends on the area mine was ****** up ive seen some **** over there im glad im no longer there
#604 to #513 - GabeAsher
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(07/11/2013) [-]
Oh I see, what part did you use to live in?

I'm thinking of moving down to Pachuca, in Hidalgo, my cousin lives there and he loves it lol
#605 to #604 - luiselvergas
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(07/11/2013) [-]
Monterrey
#453 - veval
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(07/10/2013) [-]
WE HAVE FREEDOM AT ANY AGE!
#385 - snackman
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(07/10/2013) [-]
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#275 - happyflowerkid
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(07/10/2013) [-]
meanwhile in Arendal Norway

Arendal is the town With most amphetamine users in all of Europe...
I ******* hate my home town....
#266 - anon
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(07/10/2013) [-]
Drinking is bad. It's a weakness. I hate the people who go to parties and can't have fun with their friends without alcohol. It's pathetic that they can't enjoy themselves at a ******* party with all their friends without needing to drink. Or the people who hide in a bottle from their problems. It's just a crutch. Man the **** up and deal with your problems. Life is hard, man up. You wont find any solutions to your problems at the bottom of a bottle, they're still there when you sober up. It's also horrible for you body basically like drinking poison.
#305 to #266 - Gandalfthewhite
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(07/10/2013) [-]
i remember when this ************ was talking about alcohol like a year ago. you even have the exact wording as last time. do you just have this on a notepad file to copyy and paste?
#343 to #305 - anon
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(07/10/2013) [-]
I have an old one Favorited and just copy and paste it.
#315 to #266 - payseht
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(07/10/2013) [-]
delicious copy pasta
#340 to #315 - anon
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(07/10/2013) [-]
Doesn't make it any less true. Just trying to spread the truth.
#321 to #266 - kristovsky
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(07/10/2013) [-]
the point of a party is to have more "unhinged" fun with friends, that includes alcohol.

having fun with friends but without alcohol is what people do all the time.
#338 to #321 - anon
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(07/10/2013) [-]
If you can have fun without needing to drink then you shouldn't drink, there's no reason to poison yourself like that.
#342 to #338 - kristovsky
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(07/10/2013) [-]
i like the taste of alcohol. i drink it once in a while. there is no harm in that. why be alive if youre not going to live once in a while?
#386 to #342 - anon
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So if I put flavoring in poison you'd drink it? You'd drink flavored poison? That's basically what you're doing now. And if you can't enjoy yourself or "live" without needing to drink then you're just a boring person in general. You can live life just fine without alcohol.
#452 to #386 - mohne
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#572 to #386 - kristovsky
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like i said, i live fine without it, i just enjoy it now and again. and alcohol is not "poison", in moderate quantities alcohol will have no detrimental health effects. let me tell you the difference between poison and alcohol:

i would not jump off of a bridge, but i would bungee jump off of one.

TL;DR if you take the right precautions you can avoid killing yourself with alcohol. by your logic, is shouldnt be allowed to drink coffee either.
#268 to #266 - madbomber
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(07/10/2013) [-]
shut up anon.
#309 to #268 - maharaja
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(07/10/2013) [-]
He has a point.
#347 to #309 - anon
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(07/10/2013) [-]
Thank you. At least not everyone on this site is a complete ******* idiot...
#299 to #266 - thehornedking
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Maybe I feel like getting ****** up with my friends every now and then. Maybe I'm after the feeling the alcohol gives and don't have any problems to run away from.
Maybe I feel like getting ****** up with my friends every now and then. Maybe I'm after the feeling the alcohol gives and don't have any problems to run away from.
#346 to #299 - anon
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Maybe you're a complete ******* idiot then. You're poisoning yourself...
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#487 to #390 - anon
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Even a small amount of alcohol damages the body. It's just not worth it.
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#566 to #514 - anon
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It damages the brain, kidneys, liver, and many other organs. You're poisoning your body and don't seem to really care.
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#582 to #579 - anon
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Why do any amount of unnecessary damage? It's not worth it you're fine without it. Do as little damage to your body as reasonably possible.
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#249 - twodarray
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(07/10/2013) [-]
YEEAHH   
   
OKTOBERFEST!
YEEAHH

OKTOBERFEST!
#279 to #249 - dumbassvtwo
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(07/10/2013) [-]
I read that in the TF2 medics voice...
#243 - betars
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(07/10/2013) [-]
I'm pretty sure this only applies to Quebec, Manitoba and Alberta, not all of Canada.
#255 to #243 - scoobi
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(07/10/2013) [-]
Nah. Ontario too
#277 to #255 - Blackjewellz
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(07/10/2013) [-]
Nah, we're 19 here
#261 to #255 - betars
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(07/10/2013) [-]
na bro

I wish.
#265 to #261 - scoobi
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(07/10/2013) [-]
Yeah, I just looked. It's 19.
WHY DO I HAVE TO WAIT TWO MORE YEARS?
#226 - hewhomtrolls
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(07/10/2013) [-]
in somalia the legal age to everything is when you are capable of wielding a kalashnikov rifle and can pilot boats