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User avatar #371 - dinosaurballs (07/10/2013) [-]
Every time I speak to one of my English friends, I make it a point to say, "Pip pip, old bean!" Just because I know it pisses them off to no end.
User avatar #370 - thedungeonmaster (07/10/2013) [-]
You guys call soccer, a game where you kick a ball with your foot, FOOT BALL!!! How ******* dumb is that!?!
User avatar #374 to #370 - jacksipian (07/10/2013) [-]
i know right? they're so weird
User avatar #337 - lennybrown (07/10/2013) [-]
The English Language In 24 Accents

User avatar #335 - bobebob (07/10/2013) [-]
As someone who moved to England about 4 years ago and tried to fit in by acting like the people around me, i can confirm that acting like the people around me was the worst way to fit in, people hated me for a while (i'm guessing it was the poor higing of my accent) then i acted normally and **** got happy
#326 - demideus (07/10/2013) [-]
Ello poppit
Ello poppit
User avatar #286 - thirdjess ONLINE (07/10/2013) [-]
********** I could go for a butty right now. KFC butty's are probably one of the most delicious things I have ever eaten.
User avatar #273 - milthyfoustache (07/10/2013) [-]
My friend just visited from America and received a **** lot of abuse from every British person he met for acting overly American the whole time. Don't be that guy.
#271 - anon (07/10/2013) [-]
Anglosphere sucks massive dicks
User avatar #254 - Sockopolis (07/10/2013) [-]
I am now prepared to England
User avatar #237 - gladiator (07/10/2013) [-]
you forgot he part about staying away from chavs.

they're easily spotted (and heard), just look for teens and early adults walking around in track suits that are often tucked into their socks playing bad music through their ****** phone speakers and hanging around in groups of about 6 - 12 people.

i could go through the reasons why you should avoid them but honestly if you saw them you would be able to tell...
#217 - anon (07/10/2013) [-]
more steps!!!
>Don't go to Cheshire. Seriously. I've been stuck here all my life and it's a ******** .
>Be polite, and expect that no matter what you do you'll have the piss taken out of you behind your back.
>Don't buy tourist **** , everybody will laugh at you.
>Don't go to the ********* of England. Most cities/areas will have at least one, e.g. Manchester; moss side, Warrington; orford.
#225 to #217 - anon (07/10/2013) [-]
ALSO:
>DON'T TRY AND BUY ANY DRUGS. Even if you do succeed in finding a dealer who will sell to you, you will buy something so bad that you will hate it, or it will be spiked and you will die.
>Don't speak to anyone under 25, and don't leave any buildings after 9.00
User avatar #232 to #225 - therealdiscord (07/10/2013) [-]
I'm 19. Go **** yourself.
Going out after nine? What are you a poof?
User avatar #228 to #225 - metaltheory (07/10/2013) [-]
Are you retarded, anon?
#255 to #217 - budva (07/10/2013) [-]
Warrington is a **** hole it doesnt have specific areas that are not a **** hole
User avatar #156 - oceanfrank (07/10/2013) [-]
I've always wanted to visit England and I can guarantee you I would never try to speak in their language. Common sense being that if you stereotype someone you're going to have a HUMONGOUSLY bad time.
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User avatar #149 to #144 - lstimpact ONLINE (07/10/2013) [-]
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User avatar #150 to #149 - teranin ONLINE (07/10/2013) [-]
Oh, whoops! LOL!
User avatar #138 - spankyy (07/10/2013) [-]
Maybe i'm just dumb, but I figured i'd probably just act normally if I visited England? I mean it really seems like their culture is very similar to ours so I don't see any reason to behave differently. Just don't be an asshole, and apparently don't talk to people on public transport. Seem like good enough rules for me.
User avatar #154 to #138 - theantidote (07/10/2013) [-]
If you ride the tube in rush hour just stay out of peoples way really, I find some remarks about ****** weather or ****** work go down a treat though
User avatar #148 to #138 - natanhiel (07/10/2013) [-]
You can make a short joke with someone, but don't start a full-blown conversation. Most people don't ride transport to make friends.
#119 - anon (07/10/2013) [-]
if someone offers you tea, you politely decline, they will then reoffer it to you, and the process repeats until the queen decides
#118 - anon (07/10/2013) [-]
as someone who traveled around europe, i have to say britain is the most obnoxious place in europe. Not generalizing to every person, but as a whole i have to say britain is about as nationalist as americans, at least when talking to foreigners
#83 - anon (07/10/2013) [-]
Helpful tip to tourists interested in the royal family:
We don't put her on the money because she is the monarch we do it because she's ************** hard.
Approach with caution.
User avatar #53 - thebestpieever (07/10/2013) [-]
I was raised speaking Spanish (My mother was a Spaniard) then we switched to English, then again Spanish and I kept learning speaking English on my own with my older brother and father as reference. The result? The fakest sounding, natural semi-english accent. Everyone always thinks I'm faking it, but I just sound like a Spaniard faking English.
#27 - anon (07/10/2013) [-]
i have British citizenship (through parents) but I've never been there


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User avatar #14 - dafiltafish (07/10/2013) [-]
I shall try my best to not make an ass of myself!!
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