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#371 - dinosaurballs
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(07/10/2013) [-]
Every time I speak to one of my English friends, I make it a point to say, "Pip pip, old bean!" Just because I know it pisses them off to no end.
#368 - anon
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(07/10/2013) [-]
In step 3 he called it Britain.
#333 - vannman
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#330 - wardylocks
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I went on an American school trip and met some kids there, they asked if there was actually a Willy Wonka chocolate factory   
We said there was and proceeded to list all the candies we'd bought in the past   
It was awesome
I went on an American school trip and met some kids there, they asked if there was actually a Willy Wonka chocolate factory
We said there was and proceeded to list all the candies we'd bought in the past
It was awesome
#327 - capricore
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Oi brits!
Last time i met one of ye!
You had your girl soaked wet outside of a pub.Asking me for a coat.
Ofc i wasn't going to give some random foreign girl my coat .
It was wet and i was a bit chilli myself there .
I critizised the girl a bit for having so few clothes on"DURING THE FCKING WINTER",in a nice way.
Ofc then one of ye had to come up and be all tough ass with his mates"a few" and tell me hed kick me ass(me surronded about with about 10 mates).
Ofc my friends acted to that and almost wiped the pavement with him,except i jumped in and held them back,while them cunts ran off.And left yer girl with us.

She had fun.(no rly we went back in the pub and all had a good time)
#411 to #327 - anon
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(07/12/2013) [-]
So you meet a few chavs and suddenly we all suck?

*cough* rednecks, kkk, neo nazis, republicans, black guys, mexicans, douchebags.
#326 - demideus
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(07/10/2013) [-]
Ello poppit
Ello poppit
#322 - Zydratejunkie
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(07/10/2013) [-]
I lived in the UK for 6 months, (and yes the UK, I went to Scotland, Wales, and N.Ireland too). I did not do any of these stupid things, do people actually do this?
#341 to #322 - mrsonicrainboom
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i live in wales, and honestly, iv had a few people move into my town from america and Slovakia and they really do, its actually quite funny to watch
#377 to #341 - Zydratejunkie
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Where in Wales do you live? Of all the places I went to, the North of Wales was one of my favourites.
#391 to #377 - mrsonicrainboom
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south i live in a pretty drug fueled area called tredegar down in the valleys
#394 to #391 - Zydratejunkie
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Ahhh, that's nearish to Abergavenny, and Brecon right? Because I really liked those towns too. All the pretty hills, all I could think whilst there was how badly I wanted to snowboard down them.
#395 to #394 - mrsonicrainboom
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haha nice, and yes those towns are very close, sadly we dont have much snow around here, even in the winter.
#396 to #395 - Zydratejunkie
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Yeah I know, it snowed in England ONCE while I was travelling, and it was whilst I was in Ireland. I'm not sure if it hit Wales too or not. But I would MAKE my own damn snow.
#397 to #396 - mrsonicrainboom
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(07/10/2013) [-]
haha nice
#286 - thirdjess
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(07/10/2013) [-]
********** I could go for a butty right now. KFC butty's are probably one of the most delicious things I have ever eaten.
#271 - anon
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(07/10/2013) [-]
Anglosphere sucks massive dicks
#250 - Itdoesntmatter
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(07/10/2013) [-]
What the **** do people actually go to England and act like this
#219 - wolfmango
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(07/10/2013) [-]
quick tip for everyone out there if you are looking for a job, a job in a tourist trap is not worth it
#217 - anon
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(07/10/2013) [-]
more steps!!!
>Don't go to Cheshire. Seriously. I've been stuck here all my life and it's a ********.
>Be polite, and expect that no matter what you do you'll have the piss taken out of you behind your back.
>Don't buy tourist ****, everybody will laugh at you.
>Don't go to the ********* of England. Most cities/areas will have at least one, e.g. Manchester; moss side, Warrington; orford.
#225 to #217 - anon
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(07/10/2013) [-]
ALSO:
>DON'T TRY AND BUY ANY DRUGS. Even if you do succeed in finding a dealer who will sell to you, you will buy something so bad that you will hate it, or it will be spiked and you will die.
>Don't speak to anyone under 25, and don't leave any buildings after 9.00
#232 to #225 - therealdiscord
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(07/10/2013) [-]
I'm 19. Go **** yourself.
Going out after nine? What are you a poof?
#228 to #225 - metaltheory
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(07/10/2013) [-]
Are you retarded, anon?
#255 to #217 - budva
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(07/10/2013) [-]
Warrington is a **** hole it doesnt have specific areas that are not a **** hole
#196 - anon
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(07/10/2013) [-]
I'm sorry I have no quarrel with any country but at least Americans don't bitch as much. "Don't do this, don't do that" don't be so ******* up tight. Bitch be glad someone decided to take a look at your beautiful country (and maybe act a bit childish) to experience your culture.
#223 to #196 - anon
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(07/10/2013) [-]
hahahah british culture?
#260 to #196 - budva
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(07/10/2013) [-]
It's our beautiful country, not yours. Do as we say or die.
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#149 to #144 - lstimpact
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(07/10/2013) [-]
I think you're looking for this content:

www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4675687/Nice+guys+finish+last/
#150 to #149 - teranin
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(07/10/2013) [-]
Oh, whoops! LOL!
#138 - spankyy
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(07/10/2013) [-]
Maybe i'm just dumb, but I figured i'd probably just act normally if I visited England? I mean it really seems like their culture is very similar to ours so I don't see any reason to behave differently. Just don't be an asshole, and apparently don't talk to people on public transport. Seem like good enough rules for me.
#154 to #138 - theantidote
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If you ride the tube in rush hour just stay out of peoples way really, I find some remarks about ****** weather or ****** work go down a treat though
#148 to #138 - natanhiel
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You can make a short joke with someone, but don't start a full-blown conversation. Most people don't ride transport to make friends.
#118 - anon
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(07/10/2013) [-]
as someone who traveled around europe, i have to say britain is the most obnoxious place in europe. Not generalizing to every person, but as a whole i have to say britain is about as nationalist as americans, at least when talking to foreigners
#101 - thatguyonthebus
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(07/10/2013) [-]
Stupid american tourists I genuinely heard this conversation the other day. "Such a pretty castle. shame they built right next to the train station."
#35 - pokimone
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(07/10/2013) [-]
I wouldn't mind being a huge tit. It would be cool to fly all over the place.
#27 - anon
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(07/10/2013) [-]
i have British citizenship (through parents) but I've never been there


HUEHUHE
#14 - dafiltafish
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(07/10/2013) [-]
I shall try my best to not make an ass of myself!!