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#245 - anon
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(07/10/2013) [-]
Permanently replace all fonts with MS Comic Sans
#215 - xxhunterxx
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(07/10/2013) [-]
I'd have an add-on program converted into a trojan where everytime you click a small flower grows.
And the flowers don't go away after shutting down.
#205 - Shiny
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(07/10/2013) [-]


Corrupt the BIOS and make the computer unable to boot
Disable all cooling fans and force the CPU to run at maximum load (I.e. make it run a benchmark or something) until it melts from overheating, same with GPU if possible
If there's an SSD, perform continuous write operations to reduce the lifespan as much as possible
#203 - anon
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(07/10/2013) [-]
Meh. I think I'd feel more threatened if it were Netscape's browser. That **** sucked. Or AOL's browser (oh lawddy!!!).
#176 - snackman
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(07/10/2013) [-]
MFW
MFW
#160 - shugudugs
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(07/10/2013) [-]
PRAIS3 LORD GABEN

gaben.tv/
#265 to #160 - anon
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(07/13/2013) [-]
TIS A GLORIOUS DAY

PRAIS3 LORD GABEN
#159 - gurtol
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(07/10/2013) [-]
I wouldn't be that much of an asshole i would make a virus that ***** up other viruses
#134 - omwtfbbq **User deleted account**
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(07/10/2013) [-]
I would make a virus that posts the users search history over every social networking website.
#121 - anon
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(07/10/2013) [-]
HUEUEUUEUHE LE INTENE XPLORER IS ****** SO FUNNY!
#111 - cptbarney
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(07/10/2013) [-]
OH NO THE HORROR!
#105 - KillerKlownKKK
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(07/10/2013) [-]
Who let Bill Gates on /b/?
#93 - drhard
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(07/10/2013) [-]
>wipe hard drive
>problem solved
#69 - embryowine
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(07/10/2013) [-]
Takes every single individual file from every folder and locks it onto your desktop. Any attempts to put the files back in a folder will result in an immediate mass opening of all files on desktop.
Takes every single individual file from every folder and locks it onto your desktop. Any attempts to put the files back in a folder will result in an immediate mass opening of all files on desktop.
#63 - trimageryan
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(07/10/2013) [-]
>virus installs itself   
>virus goes into your e-mail and e-mails it to everyone on your contacts list   
>soon all computers are infected   
>the virus then blocks all social media and message boards   
>mfw I improved the words productivity significantly and am martyred for doing so
>virus installs itself
>virus goes into your e-mail and e-mails it to everyone on your contacts list
>soon all computers are infected
>the virus then blocks all social media and message boards
>mfw I improved the words productivity significantly and am martyred for doing so
#59 - malacyman
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(07/10/2013) [-]
>virus installs it'self on computer after a file is downloaded.
>Every time anything like ponies,funny cats, vine videos, ETC are watched the original file grows in size
> The virus slowly deletes files from the computer
>if the original file is deleted, it will take 2 attempt to delete it, after the first time it saves a back up somewhere on the hard drive
#43 - anon
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(07/10/2013) [-]
Whenever an audio device is plugged in cut volume to half of what is shown, and upon turning the volume up there is a two second delay then the volume maxes. Example: your volume is at 30 but you only hear what 15 sounds like so you turn it up to 60. Two seconds pass and everything seems normal then bam! your volume jumps to 100 and destroys your hearing.
#28 - LiveDarkness
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(07/10/2013) [-]
Del C:\windows\system32
#47 to #28 - shadownigga
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(07/10/2013) [-]
Quick question, using the instructions given in the pic, is here anyway to email/send the said file to a person and when hey open it it ***** their **** up?
#103 to #47 - billybong
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(07/10/2013) [-]
yes and no.

Yes you can send it. But no, because most email providers automatically remove .bat files because people are dumb enough to run them in the first place

Rename it to end in almost anything but ".bat" at the end and it should get through. But the recipient needs to rename it to .bat before they run it for it to work.

They also need to run it as DJ 4DM1Nistrator if they're running anything newer than win xp
#17 - KINGOFTHESTARS
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(07/10/2013) [-]
I don't really care for chrome.



I use it to access my college profile but it seems to crash or run slow every time ive used it on any computer... I guess its coincidence because everyone else has it run fast
#21 to #17 - richardastley
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(07/10/2013) [-]
Lots of school and business websites and online services do not support Chrome properly. Does it work like crap with most other websites?
#23 to #21 - KINGOFTHESTARS
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(07/10/2013) [-]
yeah. my hs servers sucked on it
and mine at home is strange. but im sure ill love it one day!
#24 to #17 - contradiction
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(07/10/2013) [-]
i use chrome when im looking up some....things that i dont want others to know of(because facebook and everything is connected and posts everything you look up, that and because i am paranoid) i use IE but lately its becoming terrible.
#11 - joochy
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(07/10/2013) [-]
HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH
#6 - anon
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(07/09/2013) [-]
IE is better than Delta