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#188 - trilliumdent
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(07/08/2013) [-]
As a french canadian, france was nice, however I perfered Ruon (sry If I fcked that one up) it was a city with history and big beautiful buildings, HOWEVER on that same note, i like belgium better :3
#200 to #188 - anon
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(07/08/2013) [-]
I think the name you are searching for is "Rouen",my friend.
As someone who grew up there I'm really glad you liked our city!
Here,have a thumb!
#202 to #200 - trilliumdent
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(07/08/2013) [-]
oh my dear you are sooooo lucky, legit i fell in love with the city I was with a tour group and wanted to ditch it to spend the rest of my vacation there, it was a victory in europe trip for the 65th anniversary,



Legit dont waste time in paris, everyone should just go there :3 ntm te shopping is amazing
#177 - mrnoodlez
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(07/08/2013) [-]
The only reason I want to go to France is to see the battlefields where my grandfathers fought in WW2 to liberate their snub, ungrateful, ignorant asses.
The only reason I want to go to France is to see the battlefields where my grandfathers fought in WW2 to liberate their snub, ungrateful, ignorant asses.
#190 to #177 - gitanisme
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(07/08/2013) [-]
The French army helped you against the british, without them your **** America would still belong to the brits.
#217 to #190 - augustusxxiv
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(07/08/2013) [-]
That wasn't because the French were acting out of the kindness of their hearts, it was because they hated the British with a burning passion. It was more "The enemy of my enemy is my friend" that motivated them.    
   
But besides that, the French Army wasn't helping American Revolutionaries. They sent them some guns and an officer or two. WWII, on the other hand, had the American Army on French soil fighting back the Germans and the Allies liberating Paris.    
   
So yeah, bit of an unfair comparison.
That wasn't because the French were acting out of the kindness of their hearts, it was because they hated the British with a burning passion. It was more "The enemy of my enemy is my friend" that motivated them.

But besides that, the French Army wasn't helping American Revolutionaries. They sent them some guns and an officer or two. WWII, on the other hand, had the American Army on French soil fighting back the Germans and the Allies liberating Paris.

So yeah, bit of an unfair comparison.
#235 to #217 - anon
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(07/08/2013) [-]
"The enemy of my enemy is my friend" that motivated them.
THAT'S EXACTLY THE REASONING FO THE AMERICANS YOU DUMB CUNT.

AND FRANCE PAID FOR THE TOTALITY OF THE AMERICAN ARSENAL SO AMERICA NEVER WOULD HAVE EVEN STOOD A CHANCE
#237 to #235 - augustusxxiv
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(07/08/2013) [-]
Both of your statements are false. The French were not Allies with the Americans by necessity during WWII, they were active allies and have been so for a few decades before.

And France did not pay for the totality of the American Arsenal, they paid for a notable portion of it, but not nearly the entire thing.
#239 to #237 - anon
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#242 to #239 - augustusxxiv
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(07/09/2013) [-]
Hmm, You are correct sir, I resign my argument on that front. Thank you for the link.

However, I still stand by the statement that the circumstances for alliance between the french and Americans was vastly different in the Revolutionary war in comparison to WWII.
#247 to #242 - anon
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(07/09/2013) [-]
well at least you know how to be flexible and accept new ideas. Props.
#225 to #217 - gitanisme
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(07/08/2013) [-]
And the americans were acting out of the kindness of their hearts ? They just wanted to take France. Thanks to De Gaulle it didn't happen.

And Lafayette's army wasn't some guns.
#249 to #225 - drsparta
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(07/09/2013) [-]
My grandfathers shown me some things the Americans gave to him during the liberation of Normandy, French dollars, paper for advise of the instant election of a new American "Prefet"( actually is like the american governors) and some other weird **** like that.
I don't say that i'm not thankfull to the wariors who fought bravely with us. But the political reason are maybe not " being White Knight".
#226 to #225 - augustusxxiv
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(07/08/2013) [-]
1. Lafayette led an American force   
2. The Americans weren't going to take France for themselves. They weren't the Soviets.
1. Lafayette led an American force
2. The Americans weren't going to take France for themselves. They weren't the Soviets.
#227 to #226 - gitanisme
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(07/08/2013) [-]
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marshall_Plan

Yeah, that was pure kindness.
#228 to #227 - augustusxxiv
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(07/08/2013) [-]
The Marshall Plan? More or less, yeah. It was to help the French Government and people, along with many other European nations, out of crippling economic recession and food shortage, and to stave off the threat of Communism from the Soviets. It cost the US billions of dollars that they could have used towards other things.

You could argue that it was so the French would stay in favor of the US over the Soviets, but that's only logical, and that was part of it. Still though, that helped the French people quite a lot.
#219 to #190 - mrnoodlez
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(07/08/2013) [-]
The French aren't as cool as they used to be.
#179 to #177 - lobsternewburg
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(07/08/2013) [-]
>ignorant
#180 to #179 - mrnoodlez
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(07/08/2013) [-]
And how is that ironic?
#184 to #180 - lobsternewburg
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(07/08/2013) [-]
You're criticising the French for being ignorant by making an ignorant comment.
#186 to #184 - mrnoodlez
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(07/08/2013) [-]
And what made my comment ignorant? The french are known for being snub ignorant cunts.
#187 to #186 - gisuar ONLINE
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(07/08/2013) [-]
you behave in an ignorant way by generalising the whole french population
#191 to #186 - lobsternewburg
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(07/08/2013) [-]
You called an entire race of people snub, ungrateful and ignorant.

That is an ignorant thing to say.
#220 to #191 - mrnoodlez
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(07/08/2013) [-]
That's basically the point of this content. The French are ass holes. Are you going to complain to the content maker too?
#221 to #220 - lobsternewburg
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(07/08/2013) [-]
The content was an obvious joke, your comment did not come across as a joke. It came across as venomous and hate-filled.

If you were joking, I take back what I said, if you were not (which I'm guessing is true) then I advise you change your attitude on the people of the world.
#213 - rejak
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(07/08/2013) [-]
This "hurr durr france surrender" is ********. I don't know where did you find that France surrender all the time. This is false and you should look at France's history by yourself instead of follow the herd
#194 - tyranious
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(07/08/2013) [-]
The colors of different flags have different meanings.
The red in the french flag represents courage and revolution. The white color represents peace and purity. Last but not least is the blue color, which represents freedom and vigilance.
#209 to #194 - skilletpanhead
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(07/08/2013) [-]
So, the food is courageous, the people are cowards peaceful, and the wine is vigilant?

Okay.
#248 to #194 - drsparta
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(07/09/2013) [-]
Actually, before the revolution, the french monarchy used a white flag with lily flower. After the revolution of 1789 the people think of a new flag. The red and blue was the colour of Paris (can be seen on the Phrygian cap), who surrounded the white and crush him. The first flag was in fact horizontal and not vertical. But the french Navy think on this way the flag gave more importance on the officer ( white uniforms) than on the sailors ( Red and blue). After that, the navy flag was adopted on all the country ( 1894 if I remember well).
#207 to #194 - pineapplechunkss
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(07/08/2013) [-]
And yet they wave the white most
#153 - yunablade
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(07/08/2013) [-]
**yunablade rolled a random image posted in comment #116 at umad? **

Main reasons to visit france?

The language and the girls in my case.

I love how french sounds and I still ahven't met a french girl that was not outgoing, sexy and kind.
#210 to #153 - spanishninja
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(07/08/2013) [-]
that roll just ******** your comment
shame on you.
#216 to #210 - yunablade
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(07/08/2013) [-]
I guess I shouldn't roll..
#150 - pulluspardus
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(07/08/2013) [-]
what about french girls?
#155 to #150 - reican
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(07/08/2013) [-]
the ones with the Amazonas on their crotch?
#157 to #155 - amuro
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(07/08/2013) [-]
who cares? i love hairy woman.

Not in the armpits, in the armpits is horrible.

#123 - chiefrunnyjeans
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(07/08/2013) [-]
They are rude, that's for sure. They eat some weird stuff too. I wouldn't put a snail in my mouth, but even the french guys seem to like long slippery things in their mouths.
#144 to #123 - diffusion
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(07/08/2013) [-]
Where do you come from?
Don't worry I'm not french. Just wanna know.
#250 to #144 - sanguinemeows
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(07/09/2013) [-]
USA
#251 to #250 - diffusion
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(07/10/2013) [-]
You guys eat disgusting stuff like gumbo and you complain about a cow tongue?
#252 to #251 - sanguinemeows
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(07/10/2013) [-]
One, cow tongue is eaten in the USA.
Two, I wasn't complaining.
Three, gumbo is made out of extremely common ingredients ( I don't eat it, personally).
Four, you're a twat.
#253 to #252 - diffusion
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(07/10/2013) [-]
One, Cow tongue is awesome.
Two, How am I a twat? Just because I said you Americans eat a dish that looks like vomit?
Three, I know Gumbo is made of common ingredients. But it looks disgusting.
Four, Retard!
#256 to #253 - cinematicbrix
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(07/10/2013) [-]
He thinks you're a twat because you replied to the wrong person.
It was "chiefrunnyjeans" who complained on the french.
#254 to #253 - sanguinemeows
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(07/10/2013) [-]
One,  cat   
Two, cat   
Three,  cat   
Four, cat
One, cat
Two, cat
Three, cat
Four, cat
#255 to #254 - diffusion
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(07/10/2013) [-]
One, ass   
Two, ass   
Three, ass   
Four, ass
One, ass
Two, ass
Three, ass
Four, ass
#169 to #123 - sanguinemeows
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(07/08/2013) [-]
I have a feeling you've never been to France if the only thing you can mention about it is a false stereotype and a cultural food. The French are very straightforward, not rude. Also there's weirder **** you can eat than escargot, for example, cow tongue. Pretty sure that's eaten in the U.S.   
   
Not French btw and GIF not related
I have a feeling you've never been to France if the only thing you can mention about it is a false stereotype and a cultural food. The French are very straightforward, not rude. Also there's weirder **** you can eat than escargot, for example, cow tongue. Pretty sure that's eaten in the U.S.

Not French btw and GIF not related
#121 - drsparta
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(07/08/2013) [-]
C'est moi Pierre!
#90 - Gandalfthewhite
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(07/08/2013) [-]
italian wine and food is better
#116 to #90 - Shitthatscrazy
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(07/08/2013) [-]
and apparently so are the people
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#84 - anon
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The french are cunts. They never bathe (hurr stereotypes. It's true), they never shower or deo, they never shave and most of all they're ******* faggots. There's a reason why everyone always have to save their ass and why france is the ugly ******** that it is right now, not to mention i'm pretty sure it was an american that made the eiffel tower or something, i read once. But really, go to france and you'll see that french people are the smelliest, ugliest sons of bitches ever, they're always act ******* faggotty and stuff like saying 'thank you' and 'sorry' every single moment, it's like british people only their language is disgusting. Sue me fags, i'm saying the truth, their language is incomprehensible gibberish and their food is HORRIBLE, snail and frog legs come on that should be hong kong poor people food for crying out loud. I swear to god i think i might have seen some of them eat them as sandwiches, not sure. Also **** them cause they vetoed us tearing saddam a new asshole
#99 to #84 - elgrind
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(07/08/2013) [-]
Je suis pas d'accord. C'est très bon les cuisses de grenouille.
#109 to #99 - noplaceperson
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(07/08/2013) [-]
je l'avais jamais goûter mais ils semble trop bien.
#145 to #84 - diffusion
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(07/08/2013) [-]
Dude you just received the award for the greatest idiot in the internet.
And don't worry I'm not french. It's just too funny when someone goes into full retard mode.
#212 - augustusxxiv
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(07/08/2013) [-]
I don't mind French people, but when I see French Tourists come to NYC they're not just douches, they're French Douches. That means they use the fact that they're french to further express their douchebaggery. It's terribly irritating     
   
MFW French Tourists.
I don't mind French people, but when I see French Tourists come to NYC they're not just douches, they're French Douches. That means they use the fact that they're french to further express their douchebaggery. It's terribly irritating

MFW French Tourists.
#236 to #212 - anon
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(07/08/2013) [-]
that's exactly how everyone feels about american tourists saying any food other than applebee's is "ewww weird, these people are weird"
#208 - spanishninja
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(07/08/2013) [-]
Forrest Gump should be french
#211 to #208 - skilletpanhead
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(07/08/2013) [-]
Courir, Forrest, cours!
#214 to #211 - spanishninja
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(07/08/2013) [-]
more like Germans, Forrest, Germans!
#196 - welfarekid
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(07/08/2013) [-]
The people do make the food and wine.
#181 - mummyslittlebitch
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(07/08/2013) [-]
France is boring as ****. It's such a Paris-centric country. There's nearly jack **** to do outside of their boring, lifeless, over-hyped capital city. As a result of this attitude of centralization, France has very little respect for regional dialects. France has lost more languages in the last several hundred years than most other W-European countries, because they want everyone to be French, i.e. shallow, smelly people who work 2 hours a day and talk about nothing but smoking and vogue **** and how it's a shame smoking is so vogue because it makes you not sexy. There is no youth life in French cities, no vibrancy, the people aren't attractive, and businesses will be closed for no reason at 3 pm on a tuesday (as well as most of the rest of the time). The reason Anglo-Americans very often find the French to be such a classy, cultured people is purely from French propagation of their own Frenchness. I do not care for the French.

(pic related. This doesn't belong to you. Give it back)
#234 to #181 - herecomesjohnny
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(07/08/2013) [-]
alsace is much more french than german
#192 to #181 - matou
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(07/08/2013) [-]
wtf
#198 to #181 - anon
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(07/08/2013) [-]
Typical person who has never been to France.
At least take a trip across the country before saying such stereotypical ********.
#230 to #198 - mummyslittlebitch
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(07/08/2013) [-]
I have been to France 4 times
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#105 - noplaceperson
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(07/08/2013) [-]
As an american exchange student currently in france i give this a whole hearted thumbs up
#92 - anon
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(07/08/2013) [-]
haha. Thits cool it'd very cleaver =]. Up thumd for you!
#48 - anon
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(07/08/2013) [-]
White = Because its not AMERICA.

Thats quite true.
#41 - kfjesus
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(07/08/2013) [-]
HAHAHAHA I GET IT
HAHAHAHA I GET IT