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#152 - atoma
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(07/08/2013) [-]
**atoma rolled a random comment #82 posted by godlycuntdestroyer at Not real ** :
Learning French at school we had to have penpals. It was stupid. Everyone else made penfriends, I made a penenemy. Like having taken a penema, if I may, rage came flooding from my body every letter I sent and received.

Its quite possible to like, and hate, people you've never met. Last time we exchanged letters I sent him a picture of Goatse. ******.
#150 - theredviperr
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**theredviperr rolled a random comment #2013 posted by newbrony at 10,000 COMMENTS and FJ shuts down automatically ** :
 My pick up line
**theredviperr rolled a random comment #2013 posted by newbrony at 10,000 COMMENTS and FJ shuts down automatically ** :
My pick up line
#155 to #150 - newbrony
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Master of romance.
#144 - deviroux
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#125 - arcticassassin
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**arcticassassin rolled a random comment #2147 posted by kingxddd at 10,000 COMMENTS and FJ shuts down automatically ** :
**kingxddd rolls 908,248,040**

This gets all the bitches wet
#127 to #125 - arcticassassin
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**arcticassassin rolled a random comment #6244 posted by davvi at 10,000 COMMENTS and FJ shuts down automatically ** :
#6250

Let's try that again
#128 to #127 - arcticassassin
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**arcticassassin rolled a random comment #5177199 posted by jackthunderjt at My Little Pony fanfiction, backgrounds, songs, lyrics, and GIFs. ** :
dead soon

THIS BETTER NOT BE ******* NUMBERS
#129 to #128 - arcticassassin
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I guess that works
#130 to #129 - arcticassassin
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Hey baby I have 24 hours left to live, wanna bang?
It does work
#133 to #130 - cycloneclone
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Or it means you're gonna rape her before you kill her
#121 - retributionthepimp
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**retributionthepimp rolled a random comment #68 posted by ludislavonac at Facebook dead people ** :
Well I'm not talking about evolution. There are many problems our civilization faces, they may prove too much for us to handle
#108 - fannybanny
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**fannybanny rolled a random comment #2941357 posted by ricktrolled at Friendly ** :
where'd it go out too?


my best pickup line!
#102 - kaboomz
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#96 - KwMclovin
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**KwMclovin rolled a random comment #241 posted by nikoxasylumz at Why I hate facebook ** :
People like this should get shot by the government.
#75 - iFail
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#71 - fortunehunter
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**fortunehunter rolled a random image posted in comment #2852569 at Friendly **
#68 - zakaizer
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**zakaizer rolled a random comment #10 posted by TheLastNinja at Maximum Friend Zone ** :
Well maybe at this level of security, she fools around with him just so she can get tips so she can impress the other guy.... Sounds like the only good friendzone to me
Well, this seems to be a thing, so, here's my pickup line
#168 to #68 - TheLastNinja
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(07/09/2013) [-]
You may want to reconsider your options on that one
#61 - misterbates
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#59 - xdiabolicx
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#56 - trollerfin
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#53 - anonymoose
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Is that a giant post it note?
#45 - anon
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**anonymous rolled a random comment #1403 posted by thetruesuperfurry at 10,000 COMMENTS and FJ shuts down automatically ** :
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#43 - hrg
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#23 - woojestonie
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Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

Because it looks like you landed on your face
#15 - rayeslegend
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#11 - clifford
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My dad and his war Buddie "Badger" would go out drinking and all night long badger's pick up line was the same "nice shoes, wana ****?". My father said you wouldn't believe how many times that worked.
My dad and his war Buddie "Badger" would go out drinking and all night long badger's pick up line was the same "nice shoes, wana ****?". My father said you wouldn't believe how many times that worked.
#13 to #11 - senorfrog
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I can beieve, it is the best pick up line in the world.
#18 to #13 - brokenhalf
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you shoulda used this one....
you shoulda used this one....