x
Click to expand
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
#3 - thechosentroll (07/06/2013) [-]
This image has expired
I like being the "does 99% of the work" guy. I don't trust people enough to let them do something that my grade depends on. This ****** somethimes my only chance for a decent grade in some classes.
#6 to #3 - scarytown (07/07/2013) [-]
Depending on the subject/project, I was either the 99% person for the same reasons you mentioned, or the one who said they would help but don't. Being the 99% person allows you to see other 99% people and if I wasn't really sure about what to do or didn't really understand the subject then I knew I'd be more of a hindrance than a help. I'd really just talk about the subject to try and better understand it, and help if asked by the 99% person.
#28 to #3 - Kanoah (07/07/2013) [-]
I completely understand that.
I completely understand that.
User avatar #30 to #3 - vatra (07/07/2013) [-]
I'm the same way, it's really great when my best friend and I get pared up because she is the same way so we split it fifty fifty and it doesn't bug me because I trust her. Oh and she has a knack for getting the other group members to actually do their god damn work through a mix of threats on their lives and and incessant nagging. I don't mind her nagging because I'm never on the receiving end of it.
+5
#4 to #3 - roddor has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #5 - vortexrain (07/07/2013) [-]
I'm the guy that tries to help, but nobody will listen too.
User avatar #10 to #5 - zaggystirdust ONLINE (07/07/2013) [-]
pretty much me
#11 to #10 - vortexrain (07/07/2013) [-]
My 			*****		.   
<==  ME when the group gets a bad grade, and the group members gave me a bad critique.
My ***** .
<== ME when the group gets a bad grade, and the group members gave me a bad critique.
#12 to #11 - zaggystirdust ONLINE (07/07/2013) [-]
I especially hate it when they tell me to do nothing when I'm the only guy who know's how to do the project right.   
then the teacher gives me a 0 for not participation
I especially hate it when they tell me to do nothing when I'm the only guy who know's how to do the project right.
then the teacher gives me a 0 for not participation
User avatar #14 to #12 - vortexrain (07/07/2013) [-]
In English class we had to write a short horror story over the course of a class period, 1 hour and forty minutes.
I've worn plenty of creative writing awards, was making great grades in English, and helped revise a script for a play.
They didn't want my input, and wouldn't put my name on the story. When we had to turn it in at the end of class, we were the last group to be called up to turn it in, so I waited for all of them to go sit down, and I snuck my name onto the very top of the page.
User avatar #15 to #14 - zaggystirdust ONLINE (07/07/2013) [-]
you're a creative writer?
User avatar #23 to #15 - vortexrain (07/07/2013) [-]
Yeah.
#8 - tiedyecapris (07/07/2013) [-]
I had to do a project with all mexicans last year and I did everything even gave them q cards with all the words on them all they had to do was read... they didn't know how to read english and i got a c because the teacher couldn't &quot;understand the majority of it&quot;
I had to do a project with all mexicans last year and I did everything even gave them q cards with all the words on them all they had to do was read... they didn't know how to read english and i got a c because the teacher couldn't "understand the majority of it"
#20 - danmanscan (07/07/2013) [-]
I'm the guy who tries to help but my group members always say things like, "you're not in our group" or "stop following us kid."
#24 to #20 - anon (07/07/2013) [-]
grow some balls and do something about it. **** that group, you know what's good. you're an intelligent person, don't let those bitches affect your grade
User avatar #13 - mcroflskates (07/07/2013) [-]
I'm the guy that's willing to do all the work, but not the presentation. Public speaking blows.
User avatar #16 to #13 - stuffandotherstuff (07/07/2013) [-]
I'm the guy who doesn't really like doing the work, but has no problem public speaking. We should team up!
User avatar #18 to #16 - ilovemyguns (07/07/2013) [-]
I'm the asshole who likes to take credit for work he didn't do, we should team up as well!
#22 to #13 - fukkentyranitar ONLINE (07/07/2013) [-]
I'm the guy that did all the research, brainstorming, typing, and the presentation while my group was out smoking weed, playing basketball and hitting on girls. 			****		 middle school. I was also the guy who got blamed for my group being a bunch of lazy bitches. Did I also say 			****		 middle school?
I'm the guy that did all the research, brainstorming, typing, and the presentation while my group was out smoking weed, playing basketball and hitting on girls. **** middle school. I was also the guy who got blamed for my group being a bunch of lazy bitches. Did I also say **** middle school?
User avatar #2 - TehGirman (07/06/2013) [-]
I remember having to do a group project with people everyone knew were lazy and did jack-all, teacher included. I asked to be put with another group, but the teacher said I had to deal with it. Come the day of the project's presentation, I was the only person that did anything. Nobody else in the group even stood up, when we had to present it. At the start of the presentation, I said "My group doesn't appear to have prepared, so I will do this by myself." I would have gotten an A, but the teacher said my comment hurt one of the group member's feelings ( ******** , they were all assholes), so she marked my grade down to a B. What the **** .
User avatar #31 - xgeneration (07/07/2013) [-]
I gets group like this all the time, they just sit there and watch, might hand me the book or something then say they helped.
I usually just ask to do this individually because it's going to be faster.
#37 - anon (07/16/2013) [-]
This is so relateable. One time our class was making a school play, and I was put at the manuscript group. We wasted 4 classes thinking about what the plot was going to be, and we made roughly 4-5 characters.
Then, our teacher helped us out, but we had to type lines and things like that on google docs.
Guess who wrote the entire ******* script all by himself? That's right, me. Not only did I write all of the lines, I also had to make 6 new characters, and I had to make every goddamn character have some sort of character-developement. I did all of this **** at home, two days before it was due. What did I get? Yes, a guy in the group said that** "[I] didn't let the others do anything,"** and that "the script is ****** ".
#33 - anon (07/07/2013) [-]
i've actually been in groups where everyone put in approximately the same amount of work, and never any situation like what the content describes.
User avatar #32 - fluxz (07/07/2013) [-]
I am the guy who does all of the work, and the presentation. After the project is done though I always tell the teacher about my group and how they never lifted a finger even though I asked them to. Long story short. I get an A. They get a D. Or something like that.

Ain't nobody going to use my smartiness for their advantage.
#35 to #32 - tormain (07/12/2013) [-]
Sometimes a good for nothing group can come in handy because you can do everything your own way.
User avatar #36 to #35 - fluxz (07/12/2013) [-]
That's actually true. And if there's something they don't like you can just say ''Okay, so you do it then'' and there you go!
User avatar #29 - eriktheviking ONLINE (07/07/2013) [-]
In order of appearance, worker, Lower management, upper management and CEO.
User avatar #27 - Lintutu (07/07/2013) [-]
and i was the one that begged my teacher to work alone because i knew something like that would happen.
User avatar #26 - deathstare (07/07/2013) [-]
A little backstory for you: I'm very smart, but lazy as **** , like, I don't bother doing almost anything in terms of homework and assignments. I used to barely get by with 60's in middle and high school. Obviously I've changed my attitude in University, but that's not the case.

Back in 7th grade, there was this girl and boy who did all their homework, and all the participation in classes. I was grouped up with the girl in a 5 person english play. (English class). I like plays and acting, so I actually did my work.

We reached rehearsal, the book, "The Outsiders". There was this kid portraying a Soc gang member talking to a girl. The girl in the class was the girl in the book. She rejects him, and he says, "Fiery, huh?" Said boy asked girl how to say that word, and she says, "Feery". I smirk, expecting someone to correct her. No one does. I'm all, dude no it's "Fi-ery" like Fire-E. She argues, every sides in my group sides with her, I'm all wtf? I go to other group and ask them, they say Feery, I'm all wtf, no!

They try to practice without me, I'm like, "Don't you ******* say that word" and storm off. I'm back, 10 sec later with the teacher, who sided with me.

You ever had one of those moments that your brain keeps making you remember for no reason? This was one.
User avatar #25 - JesuschristofAZ (07/07/2013) [-]
I take over the entire project, I'm that asshole.
#21 - anon (07/07/2013) [-]
I'm all four because this year people were Lazy *****
#17 - Wumbologist (07/07/2013) [-]
What about the guy who wants to help, but only contributes wrong/redundant 			********		 because he's an idiot, and then you have to gently tell him that he's wrong?
What about the guy who wants to help, but only contributes wrong/redundant ******** because he's an idiot, and then you have to gently tell him that he's wrong?
#7 - ximz (07/07/2013) [-]
Work in a group,   
I had an idea: &quot;If you're done, just send your stuff to everybody&quot;   
stupid students: &quot;nah, it's okay, we just send to 1 person to print it out&quot;   
person was sick that day and there was no time left to print   
   
MFW I lost 2 of the 10 grade points for this
Work in a group,
I had an idea: "If you're done, just send your stuff to everybody"
stupid students: "nah, it's okay, we just send to 1 person to print it out"
person was sick that day and there was no time left to print

MFW I lost 2 of the 10 grade points for this
User avatar #1 - vpngtn (07/06/2013) [-]
im usually the 'no idea' dude, with some " **** this i hate you all" mixed in
User avatar #19 - supahsayin ONLINE (07/07/2013) [-]
I'm pretty much the "has no idea" guy and the "says he'll help but doesn't" and then at the last minute I transform into the 99% guy when there's still a ton of work to do left
User avatar #9 - mostlyshits (07/07/2013) [-]
I either do everything, or I try to help, but I have no idea what the **** is going on.
******* spanish class.
 Friends (0)