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#190 - zorororonoa
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(07/06/2013) [-]
You can't shoot a portal through glass   
   
also related because ed edd n eddy
You can't shoot a portal through glass

also related because ed edd n eddy
#200 to #190 - questionquota
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(07/06/2013) [-]
Pic related because of ed edd and eddy.
#199 - welfarekid
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(07/06/2013) [-]
How about throwing something more valuable than a quarter in it?
????
Profit?
#203 to #199 - welfarekid
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(07/06/2013) [-]
Ahh, jawbreaker, not quarter
#164 - beanfuckingfarrell
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(07/06/2013) [-]
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#107 - grimmwaters
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(07/06/2013) [-]
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#11 - apeytona
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(07/05/2013) [-]
it would probs just make a portal on the prisim
#12 to #11 - dustykeyboard
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(07/05/2013) [-]
unless the prism is cowered in moon rock paint the portal won't stick
#14 to #12 - divinedrgn
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(07/05/2013) [-]
and then nothing would come of shooting the portal gun at it lol.
#17 to #14 - hillbillypowpow
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(07/05/2013) [-]
I'm pretty sure the portals aren't light anyway.
#205 - payseht
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(07/06/2013) [-]
I love how we're scientifically proving why a ficticion device wouldn't work
#206 to #205 - payseht
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(07/06/2013) [-]
in the comments... forgot to mention in the comments
#178 - mrlawl
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(07/06/2013) [-]
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#169 - kfjesus
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(07/06/2013) [-]
Portal shots don't travel through glass in Portal.
Portal shots don't travel through glass in Portal.
#168 - zombiepipboy
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(07/06/2013) [-]
wouldn't you throw something in worth more than a quarter
#197 to #168 - jacksipian
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(07/06/2013) [-]
if you throw in a dollar bill, youre going to have two exactly similar dollar bills, and you can never use them together, because that **** will catch on, if you use anything bigger than a coin or $1 bill, its going to be REALLY obvious REALLY fast that youre counterfeiting money and you will go to jail. was it worth it? no, because humans are dumb.
#212 to #197 - goodguygary ONLINE
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(07/06/2013) [-]
throwing something in worth more than a quarter does doesn't necessarily apply to just money
#230 to #212 - jacksipian
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(07/06/2013) [-]
touche
#43 - blahhhh
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(07/05/2013) [-]
So according to this logic I could jump though and there would be two of me?
#44 to #43 - phanact [OP]
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(07/05/2013) [-]
Do you really want there to be two of you?
#54 to #44 - millex
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(07/05/2013) [-]
Oh look it's... that guy...
#45 to #44 - blahhhh
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(07/05/2013) [-]
Why not? Ill always have a second player and I will have someone to hang out with friends that I dont like enough to see them often.
#46 to #44 - shinyarmor
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(07/05/2013) [-]
well you should wonder what happens if you close one of the portals. they may close along with the clones
#66 to #46 - spamalope
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(07/06/2013) [-]
But wouldn't both of you think the other one is the clone? So you two would go and try to kill each other
#67 to #66 - shinyarmor
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(07/06/2013) [-]
you would both be real. as in it doesnt mattter which one wins. the thought process will be the same ALWAYS neither is a clone.
#68 to #67 - spamalope
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(07/06/2013) [-]
Actually, wouldn't both of you be clones?
#74 to #68 - shinyarmor
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(07/06/2013) [-]
the real one is nonexistent by your theory...
#75 to #74 - spamalope
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(07/06/2013) [-]
Actually yeah, both are the original person... this conversation is getting really confusing, it doesn't really matter because shooting it through the prism is impossible anyways
#76 to #75 - shinyarmor
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(07/06/2013) [-]
the theory of shooting the prism
#78 to #76 - spamalope
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(07/06/2013) [-]
I don't like this conversation, it makes my brain hurt
#131 to #44 - lilRican
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(07/06/2013) [-]
I think it's funny how when you comment in the actaul site people react differently to you then on the board
I think it's funny how when you comment in the actaul site people react differently to you then on the board
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#104 to #91 - phanact [OP]
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(07/06/2013) [-]
Lol
#58 to #43 - internetrage
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(07/05/2013) [-]
but would the copy actually be you?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swampman
#93 to #58 - xeviouss
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(07/06/2013) [-]
a lightning bolt spontaneously rearranges a bunch of molecules such that, entirely by coincidence, they take on exactly the same form that Davidson's body had at the moment of his untimely death... How does a lightning bolt create a person? whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat
#79 to #58 - cheatman ONLINE
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(07/06/2013) [-]
I'd go with the 'He's me in so far as he does stuff I'd do', but if the copy would want to do somat new, then it becomes it's own individual.

Sort of like alternate realities, one reality's differences are so minute you'd probably never find it, or another reality where the differences are so overwhelming it becomes completely alien.
#231 to #79 - internetrage
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(07/06/2013) [-]
ah, but given that the person is exactly the same in every way to the person that died, the choices made would be exactly the same. i guess the only variable is the fact that the second person appeared in a slightly different place to the first, which die to chaos theory could potentially, through a long chain of increasingly divulgent events, lead to bigger changes later on resulting in a different individual. but suppose that the swampman appears in the exact same place? no change whatsoever. reminds me of an episode of 'red dwarf' where the ships crew all die and one is replaced by a hologram. the crew member says 'but this isnt me, thats me on the floor' (referring to a pile of dust where he died)
#232 to #231 - cheatman ONLINE
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(07/07/2013) [-]
You're going by the principle if a person is replaced, not duplicated as in this example. If there was just one, then no one would ever really know, since there is only really one 'person' at a time.
If two copies existed at the same time, by then that theory would indicate they would do EVERYTHING the same as eachother, both wanting to watch the same movie at the same time from the same chair. It would then be the choices made afterwards that determines the differences, like which one would then decide to sit in another chair first.
#234 to #232 - internetrage
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(07/07/2013) [-]
but in the swampman thought experiment there is no duplicate - the man dies at the precise moment the clone is created..
#235 to #234 - cheatman ONLINE
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(07/07/2013) [-]
Ah, yeah, derailed myself slightly, but yeah, it only really comes down to outside oppinion as to whether a copy is the same person or not.
A person can actually change their personality and mannerisms naturally, sometimes even on a whim, but their friends and family will definitely notice and decide there if they are same person or not. Choices and their outcomes are what make a person, not the genetic make up or the accesible data.
#23 - braveblue
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(07/05/2013) [-]
1. Acquire portal gun
2. Copy portal gun
3. Sell portal gun
4. ???
5. Profit.
#118 to #23 - advicedude
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(07/06/2013) [-]
Or just get money and skip the middle man.
#211 - TodayIAmMe
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(07/06/2013) [-]
was the prism made of moon?
#189 - Sockopolis
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(07/06/2013) [-]
Prisms only split light. Portals arent made of light.

A good idea, but science pulls through in the end.
#77 - majornilsen
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(07/06/2013) [-]
I tried it at home.
I tried it at home.
#64 - vedgetable
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(07/05/2013) [-]
it doesnt duplicate, it breaks the colour, meaning you would get mutated coins.
#69 to #64 - Endofzeeworld
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(07/06/2013) [-]
So
When'd you graduate from Killjoke university?
#70 to #69 - vedgetable
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(07/06/2013) [-]
yes, i was pretty pleased when professor buzz killington gave me my diploma.
#71 to #70 - vedgetable
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(07/06/2013) [-]
back in 06'
#15 - impaledsandwich
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(07/05/2013) [-]
How do we know it wouldn't do this?

It's also a wallpaper, if anyone wants it.
#36 to #15 - lukewarmpigeon ONLINE
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(07/05/2013) [-]
its also one of the most famous pink floyd album covers
#53 to #36 - trolololer
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(07/05/2013) [-]
Your point?
#50 to #36 - impaledsandwich
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(07/05/2013) [-]
I'm very well aware due to my unhealthy Pink Floyd addiction. It just happened to be my only picture of diffraction.
#218 - thedarkestrogue
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(07/06/2013) [-]
1. Shoot portal through prism.
2. create blue portal.
3. repeatedly jump through blue portal, creating clones of yourself.
4. take over the world.
#219 to #218 - thegamerslife
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(07/06/2013) [-]
Create one clone
sex with self
????
profit O_o
#221 to #219 - thedarkestrogue
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(07/06/2013) [-]
as much as you think that would be masturbation....it wouldnt be.
#220 to #218 - thegamerslife
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(07/06/2013) [-]
Or, clone yourself and murder yourself in the front yard. how would a court even handle this!?
#222 to #220 - thedarkestrogue
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(07/06/2013) [-]
......*******....brilliant.
#223 to #222 - thegamerslife
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(07/06/2013) [-]
How about this, make a team of you's and start a corporation or something, you know exactly what they need to make it (living expenses, medical, etc) by and never have to over pay them (cause they are you) more profit for the original at the end of the year kill off the work force and get a new, fresh, ready to go crew. they will never know.
#225 to #223 - thedarkestrogue
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(07/06/2013) [-]
too bad it doesnt work like Naruto's clones where you know all what they learn when they die.
#226 to #225 - thegamerslife
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(07/06/2013) [-]
Make a business that is so simple a child can't **** it up. like making kydex holsters/knife sheaths, ya know, simple
#89 - foreveralonememe
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(07/06/2013) [-]
Infinite jawbreakers!?
#52 - millex
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(07/05/2013) [-]
Infinite jawbreakers?
#21 - commanderbunbun
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(07/05/2013) [-]
is jawbreakers gonna become a thing?