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#76 - reyden
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(07/05/2013) [-]
frostitute
#77 to #76 - grpeephole
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(07/05/2013) [-]
Join the club
#86 to #77 - frostitute
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(07/29/2013) [-]
What the **** do you people want?
#87 to #86 - grpeephole
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(08/05/2013) [-]
Frozen love
#35 - calawesome
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(07/05/2013) [-]
Follwing in your mohter's footsteps huh?
#36 to #35 - calawesome
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(07/05/2013) [-]
mothers*
#68 to #36 - senseofpurpose
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(07/05/2013) [-]
following*
#81 to #68 - calawesome
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(07/05/2013) [-]
I was tired.
#40 to #36 - anon
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(07/05/2013) [-]
You were right the first time, faggot. Mother's = It belongs to your mother Mothers = 2 or more female parents.
#41 to #40 - calawesome
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(07/05/2013) [-]
i spelt it with the h and t in the wrong places.
#78 - mrgoodlove
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(07/05/2013) [-]
Maybe nobody corrected him/her because they are supportive.
#75 - yetiyitties
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(07/05/2013) [-]
When I was in 4th grade there was this game our teacher made us play called "Around the world" and we would all be in a circle standing up, and we would toss a hackysack around and whoever caught it had to answer a question correctly and if you got it wrong then you sit down. There was a time limit, and if atleast one person was standing up, there would be no homework and everyone could go to recess early. If everybody sat down the whole class would sit out on recess and read. So it was down to me and this 10/10 bitch. She got a question wrong and before she sat down, she grabbed my hand and said "Please get this right, you can save the class." My butthole puckered and I felt like I could take on the world. I said "ok". I got the answer right and everyone was like "yeahhh". As everyone was walking to recess I felt alpha as **** so I slapped the 10/10 girls ass like "Your welcome ;)" I'll never forget that confused and pissed off look. She told the teacher and I was in detention for that recess. When I went home I masturbated furiously. I look back and I'm just like why. Why.
#74 - mistyfyx
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(07/05/2013) [-]
When I was  younger my uncle told me the word for 'seagull' was really 'paki'   
                                     
   
                                       yeah thats right, the racial slur   
   
   
and then proceeded to take me to the beach, where there were pakistani families and seagulls everywhere.   
   
TFW and MFW:    
-FLY AWAY PAKIES   
-Want some bread pakies?   
-Can I take a paki home, uncle anon?
When I was younger my uncle told me the word for 'seagull' was really 'paki'


yeah thats right, the racial slur


and then proceeded to take me to the beach, where there were pakistani families and seagulls everywhere.

TFW and MFW:
-FLY AWAY PAKIES
-Want some bread pakies?
-Can I take a paki home, uncle anon?







#73 - danzoshimura
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(07/05/2013) [-]
>6th grade
>student aid to friend's little brothers class (2nd grade)
>asked me what gay meant
>said happy
>MFW he's telling all his classmates that he is gay
#70 - anon
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(07/05/2013) [-]
I used to think women (I am male) urinated out of their vagina...I also did not know that it was a hole...I thought the vagina was just two flaps of skin...I just learned this a few days ago...I am 17...my girlfriend is the one who taught me...it was awkward but funny. XD
#59 - hentaisweetie
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(07/05/2013) [-]
>12 year old daughter goes around telling people her manager is her "pimp"
>Mother doesn't bother to correct her until she's already said it in several different interviews
#55 - heartlessrobot
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(07/05/2013) [-]
What's wrong with wanting to make people happy? If I had the looks I'd totally be a prostitute. Or Pornstar.
#60 to #55 - hentaisweetie
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(07/05/2013) [-]
**hentaisweetie rolled a random image posted in comment #525295 at Video Games Board - console gaming, pc vs console gaming, video console and games ** <You when
#53 - mainstreamed
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(07/05/2013) [-]
What intrests me is how the friend learnt that a prostitute sold ice cream, like what story were they told and by who for what reason
#51 - stefanolopcus
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(07/05/2013) [-]
damn... even if that was what being a prostitute was about it's kinda sad noone wanted them to be something a little more.. creative, even? /:
#39 - anon
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(07/05/2013) [-]
My friend once told me at the pool that pedophiles were people who hated children. I went home and told my parents that there was a pedophile at the pool. They were both shocked until I told them what I thought it meant.
#32 - zhayce
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(07/05/2013) [-]
Just found out i say some mixed up word when i don't know what to say next and is slighly stressed. "And for the next part the atom goes into whadeum(said fast).
It was last week one of my new study friends said that i did it, since that i have caught myself saying it.
I even remembered back in elementary school after i finished my presentation a girl from my class came up to me and asked what whadeum meant.
I have been doing that **** for atleast 5-7 ******* years and it was only said to me twice.
#28 - anon
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(07/05/2013) [-]
I thought masturbating was a simile for making out. I was twelve. My parents were right behind me when I wrote that short story.
#26 - Lintutu
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(07/05/2013) [-]
My step mom told me when i was 8 that if i drank soda and ate poprocks, my stomach would EXPLODE.

I was too nervous to try it and call out her ********. Cause what if they really did happen?

what is it about step mom's that make them so mean?
#20 - hurleyy
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(07/05/2013) [-]
I thought masturbating was when a guy plays with his ball sack because its squishy. This caused much confusion
#13 - evilanakie
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(07/05/2013) [-]
when i was a kid i thought terrorist and tourist were the same thing
i remembered the word vagina by thinking of professor snape how that worked i still dont know
i thought that to make a baby you had to pee in a womans butt
i thought that you died when you turn 100 exactly on your ******* birth day
i thought that jackfrost would steal my toes
i thought many things as a child many sick and awful things and thought death was just another thing and i disregarded life, i was that kid who drowned the cats and ringed birds necks
#16 to #13 - dedaluminus
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(07/05/2013) [-]
Congratulations, you're three checks positive on the "sociopath" list! Welcome to the club. You get a free t-shirt and a 60% higher chance of being a Fortune 500 executive.
#17 to #16 - evilanakie
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(07/05/2013) [-]
yay i guess
yay i guess
#18 to #17 - dedaluminus
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(07/05/2013) [-]
You also get this custom Avatar reaction pic.
#4 - anon
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(07/04/2013) [-]
I thought jacking off was another word for goofing off.

When I was late in year 5 the teacher asked where I was and I told her that I was jacking off with my friends in the toilets.. they phoned my parents.
#65 to #4 - lyestcer
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(07/05/2013) [-]
Either way that situation sounds suspicious
#66 - senseofpurpose
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(07/05/2013) [-]
when I was like 5 my friend, bla bla
when I was like 5, my friend blabla

pick one