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#51 - thenoodleking **User deleted account**
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(07/02/2013) [-]
#93
My mom still tucks me in at night.
#130 - drulludanni ONLINE
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(07/02/2013) [-]
#88 oh boy that's a horribly small time window to make phone calls, only being able to call at 9 am and 9 pm would be pretty difficult
#85 - alucord
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(07/02/2013) [-]
#94: "how much your feet kill"   
   
wat?
#94: "how much your feet kill"

wat?
#95 to #85 - mcnizzlezz
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(07/02/2013) [-]
It meant kill as in hurt. "My hands are killing me right now"
#48 - taxideataxus
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(07/02/2013) [-]
Thank you for this post.
Thank you for this post.
#32 - beldum
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(07/02/2013) [-]
>Don't dumb it down   
   
literally every english and research course I've taken says we should simplify it as much as we can, so even the laymen could understand. Using unnecessary jargon and deep words often come across as pretentious.
>Don't dumb it down

literally every english and research course I've taken says we should simplify it as much as we can, so even the laymen could understand. Using unnecessary jargon and deep words often come across as pretentious.
#57 to #32 - neutrino
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(07/02/2013) [-]
My thoughts on the matter:
For people you don't know / will never talk to again, dumb it down.
For people you do know, don't dumb it down -- let them improve their understanding until they can keep up. And if they are not willing to do so, then they are clearly not interested.
#16 - gremlinbfg
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(07/02/2013) [-]
ah, that triple digit piece of art.
#14 - bphamtastic
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(07/02/2013) [-]
number 36 is false. Ive had friends call me different nicknames such as B-ri, bobby, and phamster in hs and they asked me which i'd perfer. i went with b-ri.
#42 to #14 - pphuckingh
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#29 to #14 - spankyy
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(07/02/2013) [-]
Phamster?
#39 to #29 - pridefulmatthew
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(07/02/2013) [-]
Phanact and a Hamster had a love child?

Thats what it made me think any how..
#55 to #39 - spankyy
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(07/02/2013) [-]
Works for me.
#106 - anon
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(07/02/2013) [-]
If you can't be smart, be clever. Not many people can tell the difference anyways.
#91 - vritzka
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(07/02/2013) [-]
I loved these. Thank you
#80 - anon
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(07/02/2013) [-]
"buy the orange properties in Monopoly." the most important thing in this post.
#62 - Exem
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(07/02/2013) [-]
#62 may be useful since i only know dead baby jokes. anyone got a really good one?
#66 to #62 - triggathepirate
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(07/02/2013) [-]
Oh my god... I read your comment and thought it was 64 at first mfw I re-read.
Also
Liking 62 because 62?
#58 - teenytinyspider
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(07/02/2013) [-]
#86 If you have a sister, get to know her boyfriend. Your opinion is important.

Unless you have a sister like mine who told me to mind my own business about her boyfriend.
#56 - jameshill
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(07/02/2013) [-]
give me a second while i find the defintion to caricature
#54 - linktheherooftime
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(07/02/2013) [-]
My ancestors are some of the most feared people where I live. Me, I'm not scary at all.
#53 - klick
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(07/02/2013) [-]
I like making fortune cookies with modern words of wisdom. this might do me for a while.
#40 - Animefreake
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#15 - anon
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(07/02/2013) [-]
The orange properties on the monopoly board are the best to own because they are the most landed on property. The jail is to thank for that.
#13 - platinumdragon
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(07/02/2013) [-]
"old high school things" and "text message" should NOT be used together...
#4 - ssurtrebor **User deleted account**
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(07/02/2013) [-]
#3: You're right. I've never jumped off a cliff or gotten shot. I should probably do that so I know what it's like.
#3 - biembobo
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(07/01/2013) [-]
love this list but come on, everyone likes gloating once in a while, don't be a party pooper.
#21 to #3 - Esplosions
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(07/02/2013) [-]
Don't gloat, but being too humble is weird.