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#51 - thenoodleking **User deleted account** (07/02/2013) [-]
#93
My mom still tucks me in at night.
#130 - drulludanni ONLINE (07/02/2013) [-]
#88 oh boy that's a horribly small time window to make phone calls, only being able to call at 9 am and 9 pm would be pretty difficult
#85 - alucord (07/02/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#94: "how much your feet kill"   
   
wat?
#94: "how much your feet kill"

wat?
#95 to #85 - mcnizzlezz (07/02/2013) [-]
It meant kill as in hurt. "My hands are killing me right now"
#48 - taxideataxus (07/02/2013) [-]
Thank you for this post.
Thank you for this post.
#32 - beldum (07/02/2013) [+] (1 reply)
>Don't dumb it down   
   
literally every english and research course I've taken says we should simplify it as much as we can, so even the laymen could understand. Using unnecessary jargon and deep words often come across as pretentious.
>Don't dumb it down

literally every english and research course I've taken says we should simplify it as much as we can, so even the laymen could understand. Using unnecessary jargon and deep words often come across as pretentious.
#16 - gremlinbfg (07/02/2013) [-]
ah, that triple digit piece of art.
User avatar #14 - bphamtastic (07/02/2013) [+] (4 replies)
number 36 is false. Ive had friends call me different nicknames such as B-ri, bobby, and phamster in hs and they asked me which i'd perfer. i went with b-ri.
User avatar #29 to #14 - spankyy (07/02/2013) [-]
Phamster?
User avatar #71 - goobyman ONLINE (07/02/2013) [-]
#9 is probably invented by you so we give you green toombles.
#70 - rfkilbuck (07/02/2013) [-]
#54 and #100 are my fave
User avatar #65 - ihaveakeyboard (07/02/2013) [-]
#89 is the truest thing I have ever heard
User avatar #63 - SaNcAlandariel (07/02/2013) [+] (1 reply)
If this has already been posted in the comments, then I will delete this.
"Always thank a soldier in uniform."
Thank you for your service.
User avatar #62 - Exem (07/02/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#62 may be useful since i only know dead baby jokes. anyone got a really good one?
#58 - teenytinyspider (07/02/2013) [-]
#86 If you have a sister, get to know her boyfriend. Your opinion is important.

Unless you have a sister like mine who told me to mind my own business about her boyfriend.
#41 - aliksander (07/02/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I stopped at #5. With that kind of collectivist mindset he must be a Keynesian.
#49 to #41 - anonymous (07/02/2013) [-]
Too bad Keynes theory's is way more efficient than Smith's...
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#18 - anonymous (07/02/2013) [+] (1 reply)
So where the **** did "be yourself go"

Because myself is an insecure, social-retard (soc-tard for short)...
#15 - anonymous (07/02/2013) [-]
The orange properties on the monopoly board are the best to own because they are the most landed on property. The jail is to thank for that.
#13 - platinumdragon (07/02/2013) [-]
"old high school things" and "text message" should NOT be used together...
User avatar #4 - ssurtrebor **User deleted account** (07/02/2013) [-]
#3: You're right. I've never jumped off a cliff or gotten shot. I should probably do that so I know what it's like.
#3 - biembobo (07/01/2013) [+] (1 reply)
love this list but come on, everyone likes gloating once in a while, don't be a party pooper.
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