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#296 - anon
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(07/07/2013) [-]
My name is Jenny I am sixteen I have dark blonde hair and u can't stop reading now you have started!! I was murdered 7/14 with my fathers shotgun and a butcher knife if u don't post this on 20 pics I will come kil u in the middle of the night with my dads shotgun and butchr knife u have five hours!!
Don't believe me??? Google Maria Marshall, Keisha jones, and Omar wikinsono
#283 - yumpod
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#259 - anon
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(07/01/2013) [-]
I've had to do some of these things with some guys I've hooked up with (stupidly) and they kept texting me even though I said I wasn't interested but that they were really nice guys... then they'd try to guilt trip me by saying that girls don't go for nice guys and that maybe they should be dicks or they'd say that they thought I had a great time and were starting to like me... yada yada.
#260 to #259 - anon
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(07/01/2013) [-]
and one of my ex boyfriends who kept sending me dick pics and saying he still loved me and wanted me three times a day... Even though I kept telling him I had a fiance and asked him to please stop texting me because I've moved on and that he should too... didn't work. So I just told him that I'm done being nice and I'm going to block him if he doesn't stop. He kept texting me still (and I felt bad about blocking him cause I've never blocked someone before) so I just ignored him for 6 months until he stopped.
#254 - jasyyn
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#238 - OoJesusoO
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(07/01/2013) [-]
I hate when someone constantly replies with "LOL" and THEY start the conversation. WTF!?
I hate when someone constantly replies with "LOL" and THEY start the conversation. WTF!?
#219 - grandmabetty
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(07/01/2013) [-]
I find the best way to avoid creep is to send them a very high resolution image of Goatse.
#258 to #219 - thempc
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(07/01/2013) [-]
i'm gonna do myself a favor and not google that...
#264 to #258 - grandmabetty
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(07/01/2013) [-]
Just don't
#266 to #264 - thempc
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(07/01/2013) [-]
that or lemon party or rusty trombone
#129 - anonymoose
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(07/01/2013) [-]
People on Funnyjunk getting offended because they're the kind of creepy people to try those.
#249 to #129 - smittywrbmnjnsn
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(07/01/2013) [-]
Opening with a request for a vaginal picture...is NOT creepy.
I don't know why everyone thinks it is.
Maybe I'm training to become a gynecologist.
#119 - neutralgray
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(07/01/2013) [-]
"i am 9"

"Like I even give a ****."
#89 - modernwish
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(07/01/2013) [-]
Got damn.
#46 - dashgamer
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(07/01/2013) [-]
Yeah, you've really got to watch out for Facebook hookup attempts. They can lead to bad things.
#14 - luthervonappledorf
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(07/01/2013) [-]
Some punkass mother ****** tried that 'Cat Facts' with me. I only got TWO facts. Bitch, I wanted more but he didn't send me ****!
#276 - jalthelas
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(07/01/2013) [-]
Yeah, that 'k' bubble is usually smaller when there's just one letter.
#184 - arrowinurbutt
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(07/01/2013) [-]
Aaron Carter Was cool.
#60 - carneymaster
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(07/01/2013) [-]
This would have done better for #12s line.
#37 - PITmySHANTS
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(07/01/2013) [-]
if a man uploaded this you can just leave and hand in your penis at the desk on your way, thanks
#3 - corso
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(07/01/2013) [-]
Please. One of the iFags is not going to go an entire two years without getting the newest model.