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#34 - rockmanfan
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(06/30/2013) [-]
ok, i undertand every word on that paper but the last one. translation please?
#55 to #34 - Einsty
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kinder means kids
#35 to #34 - Dantee
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(06/30/2013) [-]
verstecken = hide
#36 to #35 - rockmanfan
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danke.
#10 - ThatFuckingGuy
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(06/30/2013) [-]
I'd sell him to the U.S.
**** that dude, I need cash!
#221 to #10 - gatorade
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Son, I;m sorry this happened to you.

I'm not a world leader so I wouldn't know but if I was an American Ally, I would've given him up.

If I wasn't then... **** them and I'll keep the spy.
#62 to #10 - anon
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And then, there's **************.
This is why we can't have nice things.
#13 to #10 - reican
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(06/30/2013) [-]
then i'd sell you to Al Quaida, i hear they need some people for their movie clips.
#14 to #13 - jakatackka
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(06/30/2013) [-]
They have a new movie coming out. It's the bomb!
#57 to #14 - betars
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(06/30/2013) [-]
the movie effects are absolutely mind-blowing.
#16 to #14 - reican
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(06/30/2013) [-]
damn. the last one was blast-tastic.
#17 to #16 - jakatackka
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(06/30/2013) [-]
I know. I nearly exploded with laughter.
#18 to #17 - reican
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(06/30/2013) [-]
yeah, my head almost dropped.
#50 to #18 - poniesareghey
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(06/30/2013) [-]
it was... explosion.. and, gun.
#68 to #50 - reican
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(06/30/2013) [-]
the next one may be rocketing
#26 to #13 - OsamaBinLadenz
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(06/30/2013) [-]
Do it, faggot.
#6 - anon
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(06/29/2013) [-]
As a professional funnyjunker girl I like your post! Here's for the frontpage!
#32 to #6 - Silver Quantum
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(06/30/2013) [-]
didn't know you can get paid to view pictures on this site
#47 to #6 - anon
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(06/30/2013) [-]
You know it's fake because there's no way to be professional on funnyjunk.
#59 to #6 - pepemex
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#54 to #6 - anon
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(06/30/2013) [-]
why do people still respond to this b8 ?? seriously just ignore it and thumb it down
#27 to #6 - jalthelas
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(06/30/2013) [-]
Maybe you should just kill yourself.
#46 to #6 - slumberdonkey
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(06/30/2013) [-]
welcome, here's your complimentary package of hotdogs to the face
welcome, here's your complimentary package of hotdogs to the face
#42 to #6 - I Am Monkey
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#7 to #6 - fitemeirl
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(06/29/2013) [-]
this is a troll if I've ever seen one.
#39 to #7 - ilovehitler
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(06/30/2013) [-]
not even a good one
#197 - anon
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(06/30/2013) [-]
Though he revealed that the government was spying us like most expected I still believe that he betrayed the american government and people and should be brought to justice. I am ready for your red thumbs.
#207 to #197 - theseventhmirror
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(06/30/2013) [-]
I think he betrayed the government and not the people.
#1 - crazyolitis
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#2 to #1 - midgetnigger
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"inb4" wat?
#15 to #2 - Blarge **User deleted account**
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wat
#3 to #2 - crazyolitis
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#4 to #3 - midgetnigger
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(06/29/2013) [-]
Well if you hadn't deleted it, I could have shown you...
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#270 - dukeofdickbutt
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(06/30/2013) [-]
I dont get it. Could someone explain it?
#274 to #270 - thechosentroll
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(06/30/2013) [-]
The newspaper says "Have you seen this man?" because he's wanted by the US government for spilling the beans on the whole NSA thing. The guy holding the newspaper is the same one on the newspaper - the guy everyone wants.
#281 to #274 - tkgm
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(06/30/2013) [-]
It actually says: "would you hide this man?"
#282 to #281 - thechosentroll
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(06/30/2013) [-]
I don't really speak german.
#284 to #282 - tkgm
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No problem dude, I am german.
#303 to #284 - mantheon
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(06/30/2013) [-]
cept that isnt the same guy, nose, glasses, eye color are all different
#316 to #303 - Durn
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(06/30/2013) [-]
I REALLY PRAY THAT WHAT YOU JUST SAID WAS SARCASTIC.

if you are wanted by a country, not a little local police force, a country, do you think you would look like your wanted photo?
#321 to #316 - mantheon
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hmm yes, then by your logic, why would he only change these tiny details, and not his whole face? i doubt that if he wanted to change something he would only change his eye color and nose....
#334 to #321 - Durn
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HIS NOSE AND EYE COLOR ARE THE SAME.

DO YOU THINK HE HAS TIME TO GO TO A PLASTIC SURGEON?

I DID NOT KNOW A LEVEL OF STUPID LIKE THIS EXISTS.

COMPARE THE BIRTHMARKS.
#337 to #334 - mantheon
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first of all why wouldnt he have the time to go to s plastic surgeon and second of all why are u this upset over something like this? "I DID NOT KNOW A LEVEL OF STUPID LIKE THIS EXISTS." < back at you <3!
#276 to #274 - dukeofdickbutt
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(06/30/2013) [-]
OHHHHHH. Thanks.
#161 - anon
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why do you think he was in china
then why is he in russia
it is because he knows many national secrets
he is selling those national secrets to our worst enemies
soon he will go to countries like iran and venezuela and sell them our secrets
snowden is not a hero, he is not looking out for hte people
he is a terrorist
#170 to #161 - gunnyjoe
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Good, let them attack. It will give us a reason to nuke them and turn them into parking lots and McDonalds and Wal-Marts.
#209 to #170 - anthenat
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Do you understand the concept of radiation?
#247 to #209 - gunnyjoe
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(06/30/2013) [-]
I do. I was just playing "The Ignorant Murican".
I've yet to learn sarcasm doesn't translate through the internet.
#145 - BobbyMcFerrin
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This prick didn't tell us anything we wouldn't have known if people actually paid attention to real politics instead of always listening to sensationalist garbage from 24 hour 'news' networks. What was going on at the NSA was approved by congress, and 100% legal. Nothing was hidden from anyone, it's all there in black and white.

So no, this ****** isn't a hero, he's a traitor. Who the **** is he to decide what's best for the entire country? Classified information is classified in the interest of national security, and by divulging any of it, he has hurt this country. I only hope he is assassinated before he can do any more damage.
#326 to #145 - anon
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"This prick didn't tell us anything we wouldn't have known"

"Classified information is classified in the interest of national security, and by divulging any of it, he has hurt this country"

So where's the problem if the only thing he did was telling us something we already knew?
#344 to #326 - BobbyMcFerrin
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The fine details that didn't matter to us were the parts that were classified. Nobody seemed to notice what he said from that perspective. Well, nobody but China and Russia.
#226 to #145 - crazyeyedbioll
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(06/30/2013) [-]
finally someone that isnt on this retarded bandwagon.
#203 to #145 - jakerszzzz
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#200 to #145 - swagbot
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So you KNOW for a fact that our government is only doing 'good things' for us?

No, you don't. Not 'for a fact'

Therefore, the fundamental basis of your argument "Classified information is classified in the interest of national security" is unfounded.

Also, please indicate how he had "hurt this country [by divulging information]".
> You can't, because the FBI/CIA haven't even indicated one genuine terrorist plot that had been thwarted with Dragnet Surveillance.
> He merely divulged THE FACT THAT the gov't is spying on all U.S. citizens in a report to The Guardian, an UK newspaper. He didn't disclose spying data itself.

Grow up. This Snowden thing has been hyped up by the media, but regardless, you're a fool if you think that Gov't Surveillance is ever a good thing.
#345 to #200 - BobbyMcFerrin
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The issue to me isn't about the spying. It's about one man who thought he knew better than the entire group of NSA workers whose only job is to keep the American people safe. As a government contractor myself, I put so much mental energy into making sure I follow all the rules with regards to sensitive information. It makes my blood boil to hear that someone entrusted with the same responsibility as me single-handedly threw away the work of numerous good Americans dedicated to protecting that sensitive information.
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#346 to #172 - BobbyMcFerrin
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I'm not a troll. I work as a government contractor and I consider the protection of sensitive information to be both an honor and a great responsibility to my fellow American. That's why seeing this POS decide on his own that giving away classified information was a good idea makes me so angry.
#201 to #145 - gatorade
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You're right. And I like you because of that.
#178 to #145 - blacklightsun
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&quot;If you aren't doing anything wrong or bad, you don't have anything to hide&quot;   
So why are classified the thing the goverment do?   
Eh? Eh?!   
   
inb4 I'm not american so I don't really know your/their politics
"If you aren't doing anything wrong or bad, you don't have anything to hide"
So why are classified the thing the goverment do?
Eh? Eh?!

inb4 I'm not american so I don't really know your/their politics
#210 to #178 - tffan
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The government classifies certain things because it would put the U.S. at a disadvantage if another country got a hold of said information or intelligence.
#358 to #210 - blacklightsun
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The real reason for the official secrecy, in most instances, is not to keep the opposition from knowing whats going on; the enemy usually does knows. The basic reason for governmental secrecy is to keep you, the American public, from knowing - for you too are considered the opossition, the enemy.
#189 to #178 - anon
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(06/30/2013) [-]
I can't tell if you are joking
or think that is actually clever and actually makes sense
#249 - anon
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That guy who blew the cover on this whole thing... everyone is calling him a ******* patriot and ****. This guy is not a patriot, he's a terrible person. He's a ******* asshole and idiot. The government was just trying to keep us safe but this guy ruined it and now everyone is over reacting to what the government did. I'm sorry that i'm not paranoid and think the world is out to get me... ******* nutcases. Calm down and get over yourself, you're not that important that they'd waste their time spying on you. This was supposed to protect us from terrorists and other things. If you have nothing to hide then there's no issue. I hope this guy is caught and thrown in prison for being a god damn traitor.
#292 to #249 - itrooztrooperdown
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The computer loves you. Please keep working. And remember, 2+2=5
#260 to #249 - happyfucktime
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-yes because governments never do anything wrong
-because there are no laws against it
-because it was totally working
#302 to #260 - anon
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-This isn't one of those things. This is a good thing.
-Patriot act
-It is. There would be A LOT more attacks on US soil if the government wasn't doing their job. We can't stop every single ******* one you idiot but we can limit them.
#313 to #302 - happyfucktime
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"this is a good thing" isn't exactly a response its an opinion, and where is your proof that it is working, if I remember correctly they haven't been able to prove that spying has helped them stop any attacks, I might be wrong but this is just what I know
#323 to #313 - anon
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The fact that you're alive right now is proof enough. If the government wasn't doing their job to protect it's citizens then there would be many more attacks.
#327 to #323 - happyfucktime
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I didn't say they weren't protecting the citizens, I said the NSA spying isn't working and you blindly defended it with no proof just your opinion and you're not even making sense. Me being alive doesn't prove ****. I thought you might be able to change my mind and i was willing to listen but you're just ******* retarded
#329 to #327 - anon
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The NSA is playing a part in it, it's just there's no way we could know it. We can't tell if the NSA stuff worked or if it was just luck.
#285 to #249 - Glitched
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You obviously know what you said was stupid. Otherwise you wouldn't have posted as anon.

"If you have nothing to hide then there's no issue."

I have a right to my privacy. It is none of anyone's business what i do and where i do it. Every one of our officials that spy on us should be shot.
#286 to #285 - anon
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Who I am isn't what's important, it's what i'm saying. Listen to the message, i'm no one important don't worry. No on is actually spying on you... There are BILLIONS of emails and phone calls made daily. They don't have the time or man power to actually look at every one of these. They have more important things to do. You're no one important and neither am I, they wont be looking at any of our information don't worry.
#288 to #286 - Glitched
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Anon again. Why are you hiding? Afraid of the red thumb storm?
#295 to #288 - anon
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I just explained it to you... my identity isn't what's important, it's what i'm saying. The message is the thing you should focus on.
#254 to #249 - sockbag
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even though the hole protecting thing didn't work.
#305 to #254 - anon
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It is working. There would be a **** ton more attacks on US soil if the government wasn't doing their jobs you idiot. We can not stop every single ******* one but we can lower the amount that actually work.
#330 to #305 - sockbag
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i'm fully aware of that, considering the most recent major terrorist attack came from Americans and was at a fairly pivotal point as far as Americans opinion about the government spying on its people goes. Also i'm not sure you can assume the number of thwarted attacks, as it's confidential
#353 to #330 - anon
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It's just common sense. If we weren't taking measures to prevent attacks there would be more attacks.
#275 to #249 - bumpin
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I hope you die a slow, agonizing death
#296 to #275 - anon
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And why do you hope that? Because i'm not a paranoid nutcase?
#277 to #249 - strangesir
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Traitor? For doing what? Telling people the government is trying to watch everything you do? And I'm not paranoid or think the world is out to get me either, I just want my privacy. I don't need someone to be watching everything I do. And if a government wants to keep it's people safe, then it would do more and better things than just spying on them for the possibility that they are a terrorist.
#293 to #277 - anon
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Yes he's a traitor. He signed a binding contract of confidentiality and he broke it. He betrayed the government with he had the contract with. No one is spying on you. There are BILLIONS of emails and phone calls made every day. They don't have the time or man power to actually look at all of these. They have more important things to do. You're no one important and neither am I, they wont be looking at any of our information don't worry.
#306 to #293 - strangesir
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I lack in knowledge about Edward Snowden, so I'll give you that one. Unless someone comes along to prove you are wrong, in some way.
#290 to #249 - zorororonoa
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I somewhat agree that the government isn't out to get us and all, but a little healthy paranoia isn't a bad thing at all. Keep in mind that there have been corrupt governments throughout history, so saying that you have full trust in the government just as dumb as thinking they are out to get you. As for Snowden being a patriot or not, I don't really care. I don't think he is a hero but I also don't think he is a criminal.

TL;DR: don't act like the government is out to get you all the time but at the same time, don't act like they are perfect and are acting for your well being all the time
#294 to #290 - anon
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Alright I guess I can agree to that. Some middle ground is always good.
#255 to #249 - paradoxpoetic
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You're an idiot. If the gov't had pure intentions why did they hide it from the people in the first place? You only play in the shadows if you're guilty of something, cuntbag.
#304 to #255 - anon
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What the guy below me said about letting the terrorists know. But also they knew the public would over react and they didn't want to unnecessarily scare them. And guess what? THE GOVERNMENT WAS RIGHT! Way to prove them right by doing exactly what they expected you to do.
#289 to #255 - zaiopeperse
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If they'd told the public, they'd told the terrorist, that's probably their reason. Also, I haven't really paid any attention to the whole ordeal, the gouvernment only spied on americans, no? 'Cause if they tried to pull some internet police and spied on everyone then I'm giving up on american politics.
#339 to #289 - paradoxpoetic
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They have the authority to spy on any internet traffic that passes through or is hosted in the USA. The includes anything Americans do as well as most of the stuff that Canadians do, among other countries. And the "terrorists" either already knew about it, or they're not able to take advantage of it. The kind of cyber terrorists that feed on this information would have noticed it long ago.
#340 to #339 - zaiopeperse
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That's pretty much exactly what I'm thinking (So that means they can spy on what I do if it's on ,let's say youtube, even though I'm in europe? I may have misunderstood)
#352 to #340 - anon
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Btu they never would. You're not important enough for them to waste their time looking up and neither am I. We have nothing to worry about.
#356 to #352 - zaiopeperse
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Again, that's exactly what I'm thinking. But really, just the fact that they can is enough to piss me off
#342 to #340 - paradoxpoetic
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If the YouTube servers are hosted in USA, I'm not sure they are, but if that's the case, then yes they can do that.
#343 to #342 - zaiopeperse
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Well at least they aren't all-out spying on the entire internet. Even as I don't really have anything to hide (The most productive things I do on the internet is talk to friends and play video games) I still like to do so privately. for example, I can only imagine some 16-year-old intern jacking it to my conversations to my now-ex. I'd be so sad for him, y'know?

TL;DR: Good to know =D
#265 to #249 - darkvengence
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you make me laugh
you make me laugh
#298 to #265 - anon
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Why do I make you laugh? You make me laugh because you're paranoid and probably insane.
#335 to #298 - darkvengence
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I probably am but    
&lt;----
I probably am but
<----
#262 to #249 - summerx
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I sure am glad the government saved all these innocent citizens from those bombings and shootings.
#301 to #262 - anon
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There would be a lot more bombings and shootings if the government wasn't doing it's job you stupid ****... they can't stop every single ******* one but they can limit the numbers that actually occur.
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#279 to #249 - tehtrollface
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Man. Anons these days, eh?
Man. Anons these days, eh?
#263 to #249 - Einsty
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#300 to #263 - anon
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Who I am isn't what's important, it's what i'm saying. Listen to the message, i'm no one important don't worry.
#341 to #300 - zaiopeperse
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He got the message, he just wants the man behing it. Now do as he said. I dare you =3
#351 to #341 - anon
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The man behind it isn't what you should focus on.
#355 to #351 - zaiopeperse
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We're not focusing on it, we're simply curious. Besides, we've got the message
#357 to #355 - anon
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Don't be curious.
#359 to #357 - zaiopeperse
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Can't help it. After all, I'm only human
#250 to #249 - LordSweatpants
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If you're not worried about people knowing stuff about you why don't you sign in?
#256 to #250 - dountcountthesheep
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snap
#307 to #250 - anon
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Who I am isn't what's important, it's what i'm saying. Listen to the message, i'm no one important don't worry.
#311 to #307 - LordSweatpants
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... now THAT'S suspicious.
#77 - DjRicky
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**DjRicky rolled a random image posted in comment #27 at peace at last **
#175 - maguitox
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>Edward Snowden
#236 - anon
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www.funnyjunk.com/bronies/5074959#5074959
plz vote 4 me
runing presadent
#362 - niggastolemyname
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fixed.
#328 - Kabutops
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so the government's watching me eh'?   
NOT WHEN I DONT HAVE A COMPUTER    
or maybe ill just download a load of gay porn. yeah they'll stop watching me when i start watching my contingency plan
so the government's watching me eh'?
NOT WHEN I DONT HAVE A COMPUTER
or maybe ill just download a load of gay porn. yeah they'll stop watching me when i start watching my contingency plan
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#297 - nortledrones
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This guy isn't having fun. He has had to hide in airports, alleyways, hotels, around the world due to so many people looking for him, he is trying to seek political asylum (my country is looking for me, can I crash at your place) to Ecuador, I hope it turns out well for him.
#244 - gtmfp
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i thought a thought that i thought i had thought but the thought that i had thought wasnt the thought that i had thought i had thought so maybe if i had thought the thought that i thought i thought i wouldn't of thought so much - his thought
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#230 - illogicalkhan
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Can someone give me alink to the whole story please
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