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#159 - bonlino
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(06/28/2013) [-]
i remember once. i was watching pron before, and my brother came in from college. i was going to close it then it froze. MFW the VERY last millisecond he enters the room and looks at my computer to see the porn had JUST disappeared (it was the LITERAL last millisecond when it decided to give me a heart attack)
i remember once. i was watching pron before, and my brother came in from college. i was going to close it then it froze. MFW the VERY last millisecond he enters the room and looks at my computer to see the porn had JUST disappeared (it was the LITERAL last millisecond when it decided to give me a heart attack)
#150 - mrgoodlove
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(06/28/2013) [-]
I usually just throw my computer out the window
#124 - Zyklone
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(06/28/2013) [-]
>pull the cord
>stare at black screen when dad walks in
>"what are you doing?"
>"about to turn on my computer....."
>"....okay"
#122 - grimgrey
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#96 - triggathepirate
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(06/28/2013) [-]
5 stages of loss can apply here. Even in like 30 seconds.
5 stages of loss can apply here. Even in like 30 seconds.
#84 - unlimitedsmoof
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(06/28/2013) [-]
Hard shutdown is the only escape, comrade (for desktops anyway)
#79 - scotlandhome
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(06/28/2013) [-]
Thanks for reposting my ****
Thanks for reposting my ****
#85 to #79 - ultimoz
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(06/28/2013) [-]
Because you definitely made this, didn't you.
#90 to #85 - scotlandhome
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(06/28/2013) [-]
I don't mind a good repost like this one, but don't repost it a little over a week after someone else does.
I don't mind a good repost like this one, but don't repost it a little over a week after someone else does.
#99 to #90 - ultimoz
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(06/28/2013) [-]
And they would see every single post from the last week, wouldn't they.
#78 - smittyslayer
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(06/28/2013) [-]
nice post I wish people posted more battlestar galactica pics and stuff on fj
#65 - anon
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(06/28/2013) [-]
Hello fj users, I need your help with adding a special person as a friend. The user: ****************** is a person on fj who desperately needs a friend

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Please add this person as a friend now, thank you for your cooperation
-chosenneedsfriends
#64 - TheForbiddenOne
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(06/28/2013) [-]
Pick up my remote and switch my TV/monitor to TV mode and turn off my tower acting like I've just decided to watch TV.
#56 - mymiddleleg
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(06/28/2013) [-]
Switch it off by the button
#48 - gustaviaable
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(06/28/2013) [-]
My computer never freeze and if it does I only get the blue screen of death. And if it ever will happen I got the power plug just next to me.
#37 - thejerseyjenn
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(06/28/2013) [-]
Turn off the monitor?
#52 to #37 - anon
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(06/28/2013) [-]
because that wont seem odd at all
#104 to #52 - thejerseyjenn
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(06/28/2013) [-]
Have an emergency book next to your monitor, or a magazine. Quickly turn off the monitor, grab the reading material and play pretend.
#34 - mrvoodoo
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(06/28/2013) [-]
You could just press ctrl-shift-esc turn of your screen and if someone comes in you say you've been told that this could sometimes help un-freeze it.
#30 - paradox
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(06/28/2013) [-]
or you could pull up your pants & just say that your watching porn & not masturbating.
#29 - whatshouldibenamed
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(06/28/2013) [-]
Just continue and look her in the eyes.
#22 - anon
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(06/28/2013) [-]
or if you'd just man up and stop being a virgin neckbeard that might solve the problem too
#17 - bbboy
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(06/28/2013) [-]
hit the force reset button
#6 - epicsupersonic
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(06/28/2013) [-]
i know that feel
#3 - anon
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(06/27/2013) [-]
Battlestar Galactica FTW !